Bob is a Racist — and if you don’t vote, Barack, you are too [Darleen Click]
It’s pretty good parody, unfortunately, it’s way too close to the truth to be laugh-out-loud funny. Listening even to snippets from the Democrats Convention last night is to hear that the biggest problem this country faces is from white, heteronormative families who go to church and are successful.
And then to hear the most snort-worthy quote from the First Mommy Dearest ,…
“I love that for Barack, there’s no such thing as us & them—he doesn’t care whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above.”
… is to live in an alternate reality where Zombie Ted Kennedy and epic-failure Jimmy Carter are prominently displayed with pride.
Is it too early to start drinking?