Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the GOP convention battles and Tropical Storm Isaac
“So much fighting, so little peace. How’re we supposed to heal, you know?
“– As for Isaac, have I ever told you about my one canceled Love Boat guest star gig? Around ’77, ’78-ish, with Lynda Day George? Well, seems the producers weren’t too thrilled when they found me and Ted Lange on the set of the Lido deck having ourselves a Julie McCoy sandwich. Fortunately for Lange and whatsherface, Lauren Tewes, they had contracts. So I’m the one who got the boot.
“Worse still, that coked up whore of a cruise director made off with my quaaludes and about 2 ounces of really gorgeous hash. And I never even came, I don’t think.
“– Though, to bring this full circle, I’m pretty sure I once banged two chicks named Katrina in the same night. And on an abandoned Palisades school bus, too. Which not a lot of dudes can say. So there’s that.”