February 28, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 144

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Posted by Jeff G. @ 2:34am
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Comments (15)

  1. Sean M. says February 28, 2005 at 3:10 am

    Awwwwww, no fair!

  2. Frank Villon says February 28, 2005 at 3:10 am

    Look-ee here, everybody!  The Martha Stewart Chronicles are back!  Jeff is a marvel.

  3. JWebb says February 28, 2005 at 3:18 am

    But I can actually read the text easily. Did Martha get a new computer?

    And does she really, really think we are going to let her off without wallowing in all the sordid, lascivious details of her “Lost Week of Debauchery?”

    Because that would just be wrong.

  4. Squatch says February 28, 2005 at 3:30 am

    Jeff, you really are the funniest sonofabitch blogging right now. “slightly roughened sterling silver stud”…

  5. jon says February 28, 2005 at 6:25 am

    As a reader of Scandanavian descent, I wish to take this opportunity to gloat about my tongue.  It’s stronger than the Mannerheim Line, able to conquer bizarre fish-derived recipes, and otherwise displays the quality known as sisu, which connotes a stalwart staying-power those of you with overused Mediterranean tongues cannot even hope to muster when the call to action is made.

    We also make great cellphones and vowels.

  6. CraigC says February 28, 2005 at 6:53 am

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!  LESBIAN PRISON SEX!!!!  I feel so dirty.

  7. Attila Girl says February 28, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Roughened tongue studs. Ouch. [Crosses legs.]

  8. Mr. Bowen says February 28, 2005 at 6:06 pm

    *sob* It’s so beautiful!

  9. Ana says February 28, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    Oh, thank God Martha’s back.

    I have a friend who is a doc at camp cupcake but he won’t dish. Not even a little tiny bit. Where are the unethical friends when you need them?

  10. Eric says February 28, 2005 at 9:35 pm

    Wow! My life is complete. I came for the Protein Wisdom, and stayed for the Finnish Oral Sex advert.

    It just doesn’t get any better.

  11. jon says March 1, 2005 at 12:39 am

    If I was gay (on a regular basis or for $200 hourly), it could get much better.

  13. Patbeddingdiva says January 6, 2009 at 9:48 am

    There I was, expecting to read an honest to goodness post about Martha and ended up stopping all the office activity around me! lol

  14. Tea Pea says September 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Wow, alot of anger and fury at these rallys.

    Anywho, here’s a website dedicated to the Tea Party movement;

    The TeaParty Chronicles

    Lots of photos, video, and comentary can be found here for those who are interested in this social movement.

  15. RJD says October 13, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Whatever happened to the guy who wrote this stuff? Pure genius!

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