Just for fun and practice
Found the following in the comments to a story about a business in OK whose owner put up a sign telling President Obama to kiss his ass. The comment I’ll present you is pure, concentrated pro-Obama spin — the kind where reality is constructed ex-post-facto around the summary of Obama’s tenure as it is here framed rather than reflecting the happenings of the world we all live in, the kind where it is imperative to deconstruct things as they actually are in order to create the “truths” upon which progressives attempt to defend — nay, extol! — Obama’s first term.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to deconstruct the hurried, surreal, improbable “deconstruction” of reality that stands in as a progressive “reality,” manufactured by pure will and a coalition of cynical consensus — and in so doing, reveal the anti-foundationalism of the left for the rhetorical vaporware it is, while at the same time returning us, by way of intellectual rigor and the citation of demonstrable facts, to our enlightenment roots.
Here it is. Have at it:
Obama has doubled the stock market to 11-year highs, taken employment from 760,000 per month of job LOSSES to 150,000 per month GAINS; (4.9 million new jobs in the last 30 months, 1 million this year so far) Obama ended the Iraq War and is getting us OUT of Afghanistan; captured and killed Osama Bin Laden and Khadaffi and 23 of the top 30 Arab terrorist leaders, saved GM and Chrysler, took us from the Bush Depression to positive economic growth with 2-3% real growth projected for this year, gotten us to be an OIL EXPORTER for the first time in 60 years; turned housing around from its Bush Crash, has gotten MANUFACTURING on the upswing, reduced the deficit in every year since Bush’s last deficit, and has been in charge while business profits and cash go to record highs, and has more Mexicans LEAVING than entering the USA. And he has made us an OIL EXPORTER!
Feel free to throw in some ALL CAPS at random if it helps MAKE YOUR POINT.