March 2, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 146


Posted by Jeff G. @ 3:57am

Comments (9)

  1. Ah. Lesbian prison sex has returned. But, sadly, not for much longer.

  2. I’ll be looking for the bar-soap nunchucks on eBay.

  3. And when Martha says, “…it has opened me up,” I’m sure she means it in a purely metaphysical sense.

  4. Does not.

  5. …rewards personal strength and rugged individualism…

    Ah, women in prison–living out the last unfettered expression of the American frontier!

    A-and it’s beter than that old west, Jackson, I tell you what.  Fewer gunfights and a <b>lot</i> more tribbing!

  6. Oops, that should be a lot.  My bad.

  7. I’m sure this brings more than a touch of sadness to all protein wisdom readers.  *sniff*

    and to Jeff, too, for losing such an awesome bit.

    spamword = larger, as in “thoughts of hot lez sex make me . . . “

  8. I recommend the red seven card counting system. It’s definitely a degree harder than wizard ace five, but it is one of the easiest systems to learn. It’s unbalanced, so you don’t have to convert a running count into a true count. Plus, it drastically improves your odds of winning compared to wizard ace five. The free game at teaches you how to count while you play.

  9. This makes twice now I have ended up on this exact blog this week, looking unrelated things. Spooky or what?