March 2, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 146

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Posted by Jeff G. @ 3:57am
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  1. Ah. Lesbian prison sex has returned. But, sadly, not for much longer.

  2. I’ll be looking for the bar-soap nunchucks on eBay.

  3. And when Martha says, “…it has opened me up,” I’m sure she means it in a purely metaphysical sense.

  4. Does not.

  5. …rewards personal strength and rugged individualism…

    Ah, women in prison–living out the last unfettered expression of the American frontier!

    A-and it’s beter than that old west, Jackson, I tell you what.  Fewer gunfights and a <b>lot</i> more tribbing!

  6. Oops, that should be a lot.  My bad.

  7. I’m sure this brings more than a touch of sadness to all protein wisdom readers.  *sniff*

    and to Jeff, too, for losing such an awesome bit.

    spamword = larger, as in “thoughts of hot lez sex make me . . . “

  8. I recommend the red seven card counting system. It’s definitely a degree harder than wizard ace five, but it is one of the easiest systems to learn. It’s unbalanced, so you don’t have to convert a running count into a true count. Plus, it drastically improves your odds of winning compared to wizard ace five. The free game at card-counting-blackjack.com teaches you how to count while you play.

  9. This makes twice now I have ended up on this exact blog this week, looking unrelated things. Spooky or what?

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