February 13, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 129

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Posted by Jeff G. @ 7:25am
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  1. CraigC says February 13, 2005 at 7:49 am

    Martha is one tough bitch.

  2. CraigC says February 13, 2005 at 7:53 am

    But then again, so is RuPaul

  3. Sean M. says February 13, 2005 at 9:55 am

    Saturday’s lesson from Martha is this:

    BITCHEZ BETTA RECKANIZE!

    (Secret word = “serious.” Fo shizzle.)

  4. bolivar says February 13, 2005 at 2:16 pm

    Martha is a tough cookie but, bet she is eating more than chocolate chip cookies in her cell don’t you? 

    She is such a beeeeaaayyyyyttttcccchhhhh that no man would have her and the only way she can get any companionship is to have some lik-m-aid.  That is ok but I think she could have actually been a good lay at some point in her life – don’t you?

    I mean, she had a nice body and she really is not a horseface and she has a good mind.  You know, men have porked women with much less to bring to the table…..my male chauvinist pig is showing huh?

  6. Andrea Harris says February 13, 2005 at 7:32 pm

    I gotta say something. I was watching HBO or something last night and—Tori Spelling is really a man, isn’t she? He? Whatever.

  7. Beloved Leader (Kim Chong-il) says February 13, 2005 at 11:13 pm

    What am I going to do with my day when she gets out of jail?  Will she continue her diary?

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