IDs to vote? Racist poll taxes meant to disenfranchise minority voters who can’t figure out where to have a picture ID taken (but CAN figure out how to get to the polling place and vote for Democrats)
Whereas, IDs for chickens? Mandatory.
No word yet on whether Justice plans to bring suit against the Agriculture Department for their outrageous, anachronistic chicken racism — or will instead just keep quiet and thank the lord for Chic-fil-A like the rest of us.