February 15, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 131

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Posted by Jeff G. @ 1:58am
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Comments (26)

  1. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 2:13 am

    Come on, Martha, who isn’t comfortable having her nipple practically torn from her breast?  Besides, weren’t you paying any attention to Fernando?

  2. Diana says February 15, 2005 at 2:17 am

    Have you references!?? ‘Cause that’s just NOT funny!

  3. gail says February 15, 2005 at 2:20 am

    Martha tells me privately that there’s only one thing cheesy clip on earrings are good for….

  4. Brian B says February 15, 2005 at 2:55 am

    When I die of starvation brought on by permanent loss of appetite, my family’s gonna sue your ass off.

    Ew.

  5. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 2:57 am

    Was that directed at me, Diana?

  6. Diana says February 15, 2005 at 3:03 am

    No, CC!  Martha’s just on a bit of a sadistic streak tonight, & I’m sitting here writhing and sweating, while visions of the little nippers dance in my head!!

  7. Diana says February 15, 2005 at 3:12 am

    However …. anyone here have their nipples or other body parts pierced lately? 

    …. just curious ..

  8. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 3:19 am

    Ok, so you’re writhing and sweating, and you wanna know who’s had a nipple piercing lately, and you’re “just curious?” Uh huh.

    keyword, “points” You just can’t make this shit up.

  9. Diana says February 15, 2005 at 3:44 am

    How do you rate airmiles??

  10. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 3:58 am

    airmiles?

  11. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 3:59 am

    Oh, i get it.  What is this, Jeopardy?smile

  12. Daniel says February 15, 2005 at 4:01 am

    I just had a Prince Albert done…..

  13. Diana says February 15, 2005 at 4:02 am

    Could be!!  cheese

  14. Ana says February 15, 2005 at 4:31 am

    Prince Albert. If I’m not mistaken, that’s when they take a piece of metal and jam it through the wee soldier’s helmet. Why? Why would a man do this bad thing?

  15. Daniel says February 15, 2005 at 4:38 am

    ’Cause I’m a freak.

  16. Daniel says February 15, 2005 at 4:41 am

    No, just kidding. I could never bring myself to do this.

  17. Oliver says February 15, 2005 at 4:41 am

    I keep my Prince Albert in a can where it belongs.

    Wait … that didn’t come out right.

    And by “come out” I don’t mean…

    Aw, to hell with it. <stops digging>

  18. gail says February 15, 2005 at 4:56 am

    Prince Albert et al. had his done so that tyhe would look sleek and elegant in the tight pants that were popular at the time. Basically, you put a ribbon through the pierce and tie your little fellow down to your leg with it. Thus, no nasty pup tents to ruin the line of the trousers. Ah, Victoriana.

  19. Ana says February 15, 2005 at 5:07 am

    Fashionistas.

  20. Sean M. says February 15, 2005 at 5:30 am

    I actually knew a kid in junior high named Tribby.

  21. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 5:52 am

    Thanks a whole hell of a lot for that image, Daniel.

  22. CraigC says February 15, 2005 at 5:59 am

    And Gail, is that an arcane bit of knowledge that you just happened to have in your head, or did you do research?

  23. a says February 15, 2005 at 7:45 am

    Enough of this twaddle.  WE DEMAND MORE OLIVER POSTINGS!

  24. gail says February 15, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    CraigC: My head is full of things like this. Has to do with being an English major.

  25. Daniel says February 15, 2005 at 5:35 pm

    Don’t mention it, CC. Sharing is my middle name.  wink

  26. Karl says February 15, 2005 at 6:09 pm

    First belly laugh of the day.

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