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January 31, 2005
Man, these “we are sorry” crackpots are nothing if not tenacious, eh?
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Comment by Ana on 1/31 @ 8:15 pm #
Can we make those “I am sorry” people pinatas??
Comment by shank on 1/31 @ 8:29 pm #
So THOSE bastards are the ones committing the atrocities! I always knew those dirt-worshipping granola pushers were up to no good. Frickin’ underhanded, they are!
Comment by MC on 1/31 @ 9:06 pm #
Maybe you could rotate the sign on the right – just to continue the punking. I’d like to see a Martha reference, like: “Soon, we will subjugate you to Martha Stewart Living reruns and McDonalds too, we’re sorry.”
Comment by Hoodlumman on 1/31 @ 9:18 pm #
Maybe it’s just me but that dude in the middle looks like John Walker Lindh of “American Taliban” amti-fame.
Comment by Hoodlumman on 1/31 @ 9:18 pm #
Anti-fame, even…
Comment by Jack on 1/31 @ 9:54 pm #
Very nice.
Comment by Amanda on 1/31 @ 10:27 pm #
Pure comedy gold.
Comment by a. wintour on 1/31 @ 10:30 pm #
Nevermind the signs. That gorilla in the middle is holding a gun on each of those women and making them wear hideous shoes.
Comment by Diana on 1/31 @ 10:36 pm #
There you go “..eh?” again!
Comment by MUrel Bailey on 1/31 @ 10:50 pm #
He’s holding their Birkenstocks hostage.
Comment by Beto Ochoa on 1/31 @ 10:55 pm #
You should always cooperate with a Birkennapper. My friend didn’t and never saw his Birkenstocks again!
Comment by TomB on 1/31 @ 11:08 pm #
They need to work on their head tilts.
VERY poor form.
Comment by kelly on 1/31 @ 11:36 pm #
Yeah, no really sincere head tilts. This photo is bogus.
Comment by Sean M. on 1/31 @ 11:47 pm #
And not a power fist in sight. Suspicious.
Comment by kelly on 1/31 @ 11:52 pm #
Looks like they’re not even wearing real hemp clothing, either. Fake photo alert.
Comment by TomB on 2/1 @ 12:45 am #
I never consider the possibilty of a fake photo.
Good catch.
I thought they were so distraught at the thought of millions of Iraqis shoving purple fingers up their asses, that they forgot.
Comment by CraigC on 2/1 @ 1:28 am #
Can we make those “I am sorry†people pinatas??
I’d rather make them pina coladas. Not make them pina coladas, I mean…never mind.
Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 2:07 am #
Photo psychoanalysis: Both of these Birkenstock-wearing pseudo-intellectuals have designs on the guy with the beard. Although he isn’t bank-robbery cute. Let’s just make that clear at the outset. Anyway, Amber on the left there has some weight issues–check out the puffy letters–and some religion issues as she makes all of her t’s into crosses. If she gets the gorilla to marry her, she’s going to demand that he shave and get a job, like, immediately. Or she’s the other girls “not so pretty friend”. Now Nirvana on the right is just angry. Although the gorilla is holding her sign which makes her look a little more hopeful than Amber. Sadly, that’s about as big a commitment as gorilla will make. Except to essential oils. He’s all about sandalwood. And his mommy. It’s going to take years of psychotherapy for him to grow up. And shower.
Comment by Big Al on 2/1 @ 2:14 am #
Is there a speck of CheezWhiz in my screen or is Beardo helping hold that sign with his johnson?
Comment by Big Al on 2/1 @ 2:16 am #
ON my screen. Sorry.
Comment by Big Al on 2/1 @ 2:17 am #
Not sure what the psychoanalysis on that is.
Comment by commmander0 on 2/1 @ 2:26 am #
What’s a Birkenstock (sp?)? And can it help you score hippy chicks?
Comment by CraigC on 2/1 @ 2:30 am #
Both of these Birkenstock-wearing pseudo-intellectuals have designs on the guy with the beard.
Sorry, Ana, but I think they have designs on each other. The guy in the middle is just a beard.
Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 3:22 am #
Birkenstocks CAN help you score hippiechicks but Ben and Jerrys and Bob Dylan is more likely. Also, if you have a PETA bumpersticker on the Subaru, you’ll have happier hunting. Fair warning, most of them are whiney once you scratch the surface. My professional opinion is that these gals aren’t, in fact, LUGs (lesbians until graduation) but desperate twenty-somethings. Desperate like bridesmaids.
Comment by CraigC on 2/1 @ 3:28 am #
Come on, you didn’t like the beard joke? Now, that’s comedy!
Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 3:30 am #
If you go to the Mothership, you’ll find that they are actually ALL Birkenstock-wearing Unitarians from hell. I want a sign: “We’re sorry it took us so damned long to liberate you from that psychotic menace and his two sons. Congratulations on the vote.”
Comment by Sean M. on 2/1 @ 3:39 am #
Also, if you have a PETA bumpersticker on the Subaru, you’ll have happier hunting.
C’mon Ana, you know that guy’s got a shitty old Volvo.
Maybe if he grows up (emphasis on the if )and becomes a tenured Ethnic Studies Prof, he can get hisself a Prius!
Comment by EPhraim on 2/1 @ 3:49 am #
a girl like that gave me “the vote” once… no sorry that was the clap, or maybe crabs. Anyway tterrified of old volvos ever since… or was it old vul…
Why are they so angry? My wife is one and all of her friends as well. I talk to them and try to understand -but its all just Evil Stupid Bush is tricking the whole world….blah blah blah and since November its not even fun to antagonize them because they just accuse me of gloating.
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Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 4:17 am #
I refuse to surrender the shitty old Volvo to the moonbats. They can have the beret as the official moonbat hat but the Volvo…nevah.
EPriam’s gloating again. The reason that they are so angry is that they never outgrew their feelings and found their brains. They are very in touch with their feelings. And little else. Except maybe their beards….
Comment by Sean M. on 2/1 @ 5:00 am #
It’s okay if you have a shitty old Volvo, Ana–as long as it’s not plastered with inane leftist bumper stickers on the back. You know the kind…”can’t hug a child with nuclear arms,” “Airforce…bakesale,” etc. Like beardo the weirdo up there likely has on his (Mom’s) shitty old Volvo.
Comment by Drumwaster on 2/1 @ 5:27 am #
as long as it’s not plastered with inane leftist bumper stickers on the back
Check the link here
(NOT link-whoring – I took the damn picture myself!)
Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 2/1 @ 5:29 am #
You’re always welcome to drop a link here, Drum.
And if the rest of you guys don’t read that site, you’re missing out.
Comment by Sean M. on 2/1 @ 5:34 am #
Ah, if he’d only had the Pacifica sticker, that would’ve said it all.
The best use of a bumper sticker I ever saw was back when I lived in Berkeley. A Nader 2000 sticker in the back window of a cherry-looking Corvair. Then again, since we’re talking about Berkeley, there may not have been any irony intended…
Comment by kelly on 2/1 @ 5:48 am #
CC,
The beard riff was excellent. Thanks
Comment by Ephraim on 2/1 @ 5:59 am #
My intention was not to disparage shitty old volvos, I love them, I have a shitty old Saab.
I also have a beard. uh oh, am I turning? is there a cure..
Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 4:17 pm #
Is Ephriam playing for the other team? Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
I actually totalled the shitty old Volvo before I got a chance to put the “Smith and Wesson the ultimate in feminine protection” bumper sticker on it–dumbass frat boy failed to yield. Anyway, I’m trawling for another cherry red volvo station wagon on which to put a number of fun bumperstickers. The red ones never smell like hemp. They are almost always driven by Republican mommies with car seats and carry permits.
Comment by Robin Roberts on 2/1 @ 6:14 pm #
Ana is evidently a yuppie redneck. Her Volvo has a gun rack.
Comment by Ana on 2/1 @ 8:43 pm #
Robin! Most excellent idea. Gunrack. Now for a beltbuckle….
Comment by Robin Roberts on 2/1 @ 10:09 pm #
Oooooo, we got lots of big shiny beltbuckles.
Comment by MD on 2/2 @ 12:20 am #
drumwaster – checked out that link. Bet the truck-bumpersticker guy forgot to take his meds. Just like those people who call into C-SPAN (note to all C-SPAN callers, especially those calling the ‘D’ line – the table is telling you to take your anti-psychotic medications, not to call into the show. Tables are treacherous like that).
Comment by Drumwaster on 2/2 @ 4:50 am #
Something that was pointed out to me is the Rainbow flag, and the Black and Blue flag (on the cab frame, just behind the driver’s left shoulder).
Either he’s a nutbag who just thought the flags looked “cool”, or he is a homosexual who is into “rough trade”.
Comment by McGehee on 2/2 @ 4:57 am #
I’ve seen those black-and-blue flags around and wondered what they mean…
Now I think I’d rather not know.
Comment by JWebb on 2/3 @ 2:55 am #
Ephraim – Sounds like just another Saab story. . .
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