protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10
It’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken. FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it.
I’m off now to buy a case of Milwaukee’s Best and a couple of Super Big Gulps. And some yardsticks. Wish me luck.
update: Gonna need more Milwaukee’s Best, ‘t looks like. Because who knew Vester could drink like that? I sure as hell didn’t.