August 31, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 9

It's just not the same without potato chips, though...

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Because Allah asked…

Posted by Jeff G. @ 5:52pm
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  1. Bruce says August 31, 2004 at 6:49 pm

    Silly me.  I thought it was: Soviet Steet has been brought to you today by the letter “L”.

  2. Bruce says August 31, 2004 at 6:50 pm

    “And THIS is the only gun you’ll be allowed to carry in MY America, dammit.  Now pass the tartar sauce, you little person.”

  3. Paul Zrimsek says August 31, 2004 at 7:06 pm

    “Ask anyone who knows this game, Saddam: Double Pistol Hand shoots down Pen Missile.”

  4. bj says August 31, 2004 at 7:07 pm

    See what happens when I suck my thumb?

  5. Dittybopper says August 31, 2004 at 7:19 pm

    When I was able to see it, my dick was this big.

  6. Alexandra says August 31, 2004 at 7:28 pm

    Great take on yucky Moore.

  7. Miss O'Hara says August 31, 2004 at 7:35 pm

    “Now, where’s my entree?!!!?!”

  8. So It Begins says August 31, 2004 at 8:06 pm

    Michael Moore joins Preston High School’s own “Happy Hands” club in a skit for Summer Sanders Class Presidential campaign.

    Yeah, right – I’m note voting for her!… I’m voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?

    Michael Moore says:  Are you going to finish your tots?  Can I have them?

  9. dario says August 31, 2004 at 8:26 pm

    Boy!  50 more packets of that delightfull condiment!

  10. insomni says August 31, 2004 at 8:36 pm

    So It Begins: If the stakes weren’t so high, and if my state wasn’t so close, I might just “Vote Pedro” as a write-in this fall.

  11. So It Begins says August 31, 2004 at 8:54 pm

    insomni,

    I just can’t wait for Chenney’s breakout dance moves.  That is going to be so “awesome”!

  12. Jim Valvis says August 31, 2004 at 9:05 pm

    Where is thumbkin?  Where is thumbkin?

    There he is.  There he is.

    How are you today, sir?

    Fat and rich, I thank you.

    Run like France.  Run like France.

  13. Sergio says August 31, 2004 at 9:22 pm

    Valvis: Yeah!

  14. Sergio says August 31, 2004 at 9:36 pm

    Oh, by the way:

    “The meeting was organized into about 20 “Affinity Groups” and “Clusters.” They had code names like Pagan Bloc, Basement Group, and Just Act. They came from all over the nation – Chicago, Seattle, Boston, California’s Bay Area.

    The New York contingent was mostly made up of college kids. The stifling room was almost exclusively white.”

    http://nydailynews.com/front/story/227574p-195399c.html

  15. Beck says August 31, 2004 at 10:25 pm

    Palm d’whore to Valvis!

  16. Forbes says August 31, 2004 at 10:45 pm

    Come on, it’s just some lame shadow puppet trick Moore learned in A/V while running a projector with no film in it.

  17. Joey says August 31, 2004 at 11:00 pm

    I assumed it was feces on his hands and face.

  18. yourmom says September 1, 2004 at 4:09 pm

    Well…. at least u don’t have to photoshop a photo of bush to make him look stupid…. he just does it himself lol

  19. yourmom says September 1, 2004 at 4:13 pm

    link fix…sorry smile

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