July 29, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 11

Immediately following John Edwards uplifting promise to protect our ports from marauding bands of corporate outsourcers, Susan Estrich pinched my ass and slipped her room key into my complimentary Pina Colada.  Which would have been flattering had the dirty little party girl not called me “Shep.”

Incidentally, the cheap bastards at the DNC really skimped on the rum.  To the point where my complimentary Pina Colada tastes like tap water run through a coconut. 

Paper umbrellas indeed…

Posted by Jeff G. @ 3:40am
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Comments (10)

  1. Doug says July 29, 2004 at 4:28 am

    Jeff, if you’re liquored up enough to take Susan up on her offer, my advice is close your eyes and think of England . . .

    . . . Robert England, of the Friday the 13th movies.

  2. Da Goddess says July 29, 2004 at 6:04 am

    Somewhere along the way, I misread one of your sentences and thought you said Eric Estrada pinched your ass.

  3. Jim Valvis says July 29, 2004 at 11:58 am

    . . . Robert England, of the Friday the 13th movies.

    Well, as long as it’s not Lynddie England.

    By the way, Robert England was the Nightmare of Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger, wasn’t he?

  4. Doug says July 29, 2004 at 1:36 pm

    By the way, Robert England was the Nightmare of Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger, wasn’t he?

    Yep.  I’m an idiot.

  5. Jim Valvis says July 29, 2004 at 1:53 pm

    Yep.  I’m an idiot.

    Nah, man.  You just made a mistake.  Ted Rall is an idiot.

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