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December 31, 2004
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Comment by Ana on 12/31 @ 10:55 pm #
Oh, Martha, Martha. Are you signing off? No more happy incarceration hi-jinx? We were just getting callouses on our sensibilities….
Comment by Scott P on 12/31 @ 11:24 pm #
Martha, you seem quite cheerful despite your recent loss. Prison must be mellowing you somewhat, despite the violent lesbian activity we read you’ve been engaging in. Kudos on your new-found maturity.
Comment by gail on 12/31 @ 11:31 pm #
Scott there’s nothing quite like violent lesbian activity to mellow you out when you’re in the slammer.
Comment by JWebb on 12/31 @ 11:42 pm #
Violent lesbian activity? I thought things were fairly stable these days in Beirut…
Comment by gail on 1/1 @ 12:07 am #
Not that I would know. But I do take a killer Yoga class. Namaste, y’all
Comment by gail on 1/1 @ 12:10 am #
Also, my Maltese tried to hang himself in the drapery cords today. That might be a little sexual acting out. I think he’s still mad about getting clipped.
Comment by Beck on 1/1 @ 12:51 am #
Tits on a tree man, I walk away from this place and everything absolutely goes to hell. And you haven’t even offered to share any of your pills–which would go a long way towards getting the right vibe going to grok this madness. I’ve digressed, haven’t I?
To conclude: in the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the seas.
Comment by McGehee on 1/1 @ 1:04 am #
And they called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning…
Comment by gail on 1/1 @ 1:46 am #
Oh, and JWebb, it’s not violent Lebanese action. It’s Lesbian. You know, the people who put on shows like Martha does. Jeesh.
Comment by Diana on 1/1 @ 2:01 am #
Gail – JWebb knows! He is sage!
Comment by Diana on 1/1 @ 2:22 am #
Beck! McGehee! Bastards! Now I can’t remember Auld Lang Syne!
Comment by Scott P on 1/1 @ 2:38 am #
C’mon Diana, sing along!
“Should spooning inmates be forgot
And never brought to mind
Was lesbian activity all for naught
It’s been all so fine
To all us ho’s tonight
To all us ho’s
We’ll drink and lick and fight tonight
For all us ho’s…”
I forgot the rest of the verses. Anyone?
Comment by gail on 1/1 @ 2:40 am #
Diana–Gail try be funny. Now Gail go drink more bubble stuff.
Comment by MC on 1/1 @ 2:45 am #
She’s cheerful because she got one of these – see her testimonial?
Comment by Diana on 1/1 @ 2:55 am #
Ahhh! Prescience! Mob hit!
Comment by Diana on 1/1 @ 2:59 am #
<dies>
Comment by Eric on 1/1 @ 3:05 am #
What’s Gladys Knight’s year-end review, then?
Comment by MC on 1/1 @ 3:15 am #
<In best Ed Harris: Gives mouth to mouth to Diana. Chest compressions. Lingers too long on each.> No. no, no. No! You do not die! Come on! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
<Friends beckon sadly> Come on MC she’s gone.
<Increases activity
> Fight! Fight! Inhale. <Offers smoke> Fight you, you, can’t leave me now! <final thump>
<Diana in best Mary E. Mas.: coughing, choking, takes several deep noisy breaths> Cigarette?
Comment by Semi-comatose Diana on 1/1 @ 3:35 am #
Chest compressions are supposed to be confined to compression of the sternum! You’re getting a bit far afeel’d!
Comment by JWebb on 1/1 @ 3:41 am #
Diana – you learned the hard way. One never, ever pullsonsupermansfinger.
Comment by Comatose Diana on 1/1 @ 3:58 am #
F… it! He wins!
<reaches for the light …. fades .. >
Comment by Christopher Reeve on 1/1 @ 4:47 am #
No, Diana. It’s not your time yet. Go back. Go baaaaaaaaack!
Comment by JWebb on 1/1 @ 6:32 am #
Eric – Glacys Knight and the Pooped?
Comment by JWebb on 1/1 @ 6:34 am #
Well, that was Gladys, wasn’t it? Nurse, where’s my screwdriver?
Comment by Beck on 1/1 @ 6:47 am #
What a bunch of weirdos. You guys creep me out.
Comment by JWebb on 1/1 @ 6:54 am #
Happy New Year to you too, Beck!
Comment by MC on 1/1 @ 8:29 am #
Was that really Beck?
Happy New Year friends. Blessings to all for 2005!
Comment by Beck on 1/1 @ 9:51 am #
Where are my pants? Godamnit, I swear this happens every year.
Comment by McGehee on 1/1 @ 3:30 pm #
You had pants? Nobody told me we were supposed to have pants.
Dammit, this happens to me every year.
Comment by Bjork on 1/1 @ 3:48 pm #
Has anyone seen my swan?
Comment by MC on 1/1 @ 4:17 pm #
<Humming ‘Ride of the Valkyries’, pulls up to roadside on borrowed Harley, dismounts and walks stiffly to base of the Trysting Tree, pulls off eight pair of pants, folds neatly, leans back against old trunk, slowly prepares and toasts an aged maduro robusto, lightly salutes the first rays as they glimmer through the sycamore> Not a bad start to the New Year. Not bad at all.