“Arnold Schwarzenegger Dies In Snowboard Accident” [updated: HOAX]
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(h/t roddy b)
updated: Looks like it’s a hoax.
Which, of course it is: no single tree is going to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger. It would take a forest of them. And a couple cyborgs made out of liquid metal.
And probably a super aggressive strain of syphilis.