Comments (17)

1. 

   Slartibartfast says January 25, 2012 at 8:46 am

   Obama is practicing what he preaches and being Green and all by recycling.

   It’s the responsible thing to do. Why waste last year’s speech, when you can just crib mercilessly from it?
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   rjacobse says January 25, 2012 at 8:48 am

   This is the song that doesn’t end
   Yes it goes on and on my friends
   Some people started singing it
   Not knowing what it was
   And they’ll continue singing it
   Forever just because
   This is the song that doesn’t end….
3. 

   EBL says January 25, 2012 at 8:59 am

   I posted this yesterday too. It just so nice, he had to say it twice…or three times. It is actually frightening.
4. 

   McGehee says January 25, 2012 at 9:05 am

   Somebody forgot to erase the tape in Barry Ruxpin’s back.
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   alppuccino says January 25, 2012 at 9:10 am

   This is the guy who CAN’T do two things at once. He can’t be expected vanquish the rich, put together a budget, try to break 90 AND come up with a new SOTU. So you’ll have to make due with last year’s and the previous year’s speech.

   What a fucking idiot.
6. 

   Pablo says January 25, 2012 at 10:04 am

   
   “My Message is Simple”: Obama’s SOTU Written at 8th Grade Level for Third Straight Year
7. 

   sdferr says January 25, 2012 at 10:07 am

   Somebody ran Daniels’ too.
8. 

   Slartibartfast says January 25, 2012 at 10:26 am

   Wow, Pablo. And people insisted George W. Bush was a moron.
9. 

   Slartibartfast says January 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

   “My Message is SimpleStupid”

   Fixed
10. 

    Slartibartfast says January 25, 2012 at 10:29 am

    He can’t be expected vanquish the rich, put together a budget, try to break 90 ANDOR come up with a new SOTU.

    Fixed
11. 

    alppuccino says January 25, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Thanks. I knew I should have finished 8th grade. Dammit.
12. 

    Bob Reed says January 25, 2012 at 10:46 am

    I had a good comment, and then the “server error” wiped it out…
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    alppuccino says January 25, 2012 at 10:48 am

    I had a good comment, and then the “server error” wiped it out…

    Just use last year’s comment Bob. It’s what all the geniuses do.
14. 

    RI Red says January 25, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Server errors abound. And my lunch hour is short.
    In regard to his speech, it was certainly aimed at his core support which aspires to an Eighth Grade reading comprehension level.
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    Bob Reed says January 25, 2012 at 10:54 am

    Al, your comment at #13 is the thread-winnah!
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    sdferr says January 25, 2012 at 10:57 am

    Obama has always had teenagers writing his speeches though, hasn’t he? I mean, I thought it was a thing with him?
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    RI Red says January 25, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I don’t think he’s ever had any grown-ups in the house to write his speeches. And he set the bar pretty low when he said he was a better writer than his speechwriter, didn’t he?