October 1, 2004
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on last evening’s Presidential debate

Garrett: “Um, no offense guy?  But I have cable.”

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  1. Comment by addison on 10/1 @ 4:05 pm #

    Jeff,

    You’ll love this.  Trust me.

  2. Comment by SarahW on 10/1 @ 4:18 pm #

    Addison, that’s so weird.  It’s doubly weird because I was chattering at breakfast about dreaming Bush had two wives(me as the extra).  I was late to public events and I was always having to explain to the security that I was Sarah Wells, George Bushes second wife, and they would look me up an down skeptically, but then nod and let me go sit next to Laura. 

    No penquins or pea-coats, FWIW.

  3. Comment by Jeff Goldstein on 10/1 @ 4:20 pm #

    Addison –

    Saw that. Incidentally, I did a White Pages search for “Oliver Willis,” Silver Spring MD, and found no matching results.

    Which proves my theory that Oliver Willis is just a figment of my imagination whom I sometimes mine for material, and that when I don’t link to his site, he doesn’t actually exist (unless you happen to be a donut).  I guess that puts me in league with Schopenhauer (who incidentally never got an erection in the dark without first touching himself; and no, I have no idea what that means).

  4. Comment by Carin on 10/3 @ 12:29 am #

    Ok, I’m a few days late reading this … but still LOLing!

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