Deadbeat neighbor: “Can I ask you a question?”
Me: “If you make it quick.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Why on earth did you spend half the afternoon smashing all those apples with a shovel?”
Me: “Didn’t like their attitude. Simple as that.”
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Comment by Beck on 6/30 @ 10:43 pm #
Half the afternoon? Now that’s what I call dedication.
Comment by Sondrak on 6/30 @ 10:56 pm #
yeah, but how are you really feeling?
Comment by Chrees on 6/30 @ 10:56 pm #
Something about them being saucy?
Comment by Ken J on 6/30 @ 11:20 pm #
I was hoping you wouldn’t stoop to their level. Now you’re no better than they are.
Comment by Joe on 7/1 @ 12:57 am #
We agree on the treatment of smart-apples, Jeff, Ken’s appeasement policies notwithstanding. I say make sauce of them, then treat them as if they were French.
Comment by Mahmoud, the Weasel on 7/1 @ 3:23 am #
Not one to mince words, but I think that the apple did not fall far from the tree, Mssr. Tell…
Comment by Matt on 7/1 @ 5:28 am #
Those must have been some mighty big cojon … er, apples.
Comment by Robin Roberts on 7/1 @ 3:03 pm #
Is this the source of the phrase: “How do ya like them apples?”
Comment by jeremy on 7/1 @ 3:40 pm #
Apple murderer! And a unilateralist as well! (Did you even bother to get France’s support before smashing the apples?) NO APPPLESAUCE FOR OIL!
Comment by A fine scotch on 7/1 @ 3:43 pm #
Good for you, Jeff. Don’t take any guff from those snooty McIntoshes.
Although I hear Roma and Red Delicious are quite personable this time of year. Just don’t let out in the sun too long or they get drunk and VERY loud.
Comment by Rae on 7/3 @ 4:27 am #
They must have been Granny Smiths-tart little things….
Comment by Chaos Overlord on 7/30 @ 9:37 pm #
Honestly, its about damned time. I think I may have predicted this a while back.
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