Am I the only one who gets a little uneasy when Louis Farrakhan and the Iranian rulers are simultaneously warning us about the coming apocalypse?
I mean, throw in 2012 (can we really count on John Cusack to save us?), and it’s like, hello! — you might want to stock up on canned goods, batteries, bear traps, and high-powered rifles. Maybe invest in a kayak. Squirrel away some fishing poles. And hide your hooked noses and circumcisions.