March 28, 2011

Am I the only one who gets a little uneasy when Louis Farrakhan and the Iranian rulers are simultaneously warning us about the coming apocalypse?

I mean, throw in 2012 (can we really count on John Cusack to save us?), and it’s like, hello! — you might want to stock up on canned goods, batteries, bear traps, and high-powered rifles. Maybe invest in a kayak. Squirrel away some fishing poles. And hide your hooked noses and circumcisions.


Posted by Jeff G. @ 8:53am

Comments (13)

  1. I would explain to the Iranians that unlike them, G-d does not direct my bullets. That is done by a good eye and a steady hand.

  2. what should one wear to the apocalypse?

  3. Survival sprouts. I just harvested my first batch of broccoli sprouts. Yum, they were.

  4. Can we nuke ’em now? Can we? Huh?

  5. George Bush should’ve bombed Iran back to 1873, when he had the chance. What, could the left have hated him any more, or elected a more unsuitable putz as payback ?

  6. You Should Have Listened to Farrakhan When You Were at His Table: New Black Panthers Turn on Obama in an N-Word, Uncle Tom Tirade (Content Warning)


  7. Muslims good, Christians and Jews, bad. Hasn’t the mainstream media taught you clingers anything yet?

  8. Save us John Cusack, Save us.

    Then again, given Cusack’s love of all things Chomsky, maybe not.

  9. My wife has Cusack and Adam Baldwin both on her Twitter feed. The juxtaposition is occasionally hilarious.

  10. It is most useful to have a prophecy, many of the signs and portents which, show it is coming true can be made to happen by your own hand. Useful that is until it comes time for the signs to end and the actual prophecy to happen. That must be delayed, postponed if the leaders simply want the power and control that being at the vanguard of the prophecy gives.

    On the Left this is seen constantly as their cherished and hoped for Utopia is always just one more try away. Whether the leaders on the Left believe in it or not is irrelevant as the very struggle to achieve it has, is, and will destroy freedom.

    In the case of Iran and the coming of the 12th Iman too, for us, it doesn’t matter if they believe truly or not as the portents of the coming, the destruction of Israel, conquering Jerusalem, and the establishment of a worldwide caliphate are themselves destructive of everything we love. There is danger for us in this use of a madness just as there is in the madness of the Left.

    In fact the madness of the Left has made and is making the madness of Iran much worse for all as they both work for power using their own warped worldviews to guide them. The end of this will come one way or another but some ways are better for all and especially for the vast majority who are not orchestrating a madness to gain power and/or glory.

  11. Heh, I just got this email:

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc…I called a Suicide Hotline.

    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

  12. The only thing about this that I find even mildly encouraging is that if Ahmadinejad and Khameini do nuke Israel I don’t think we will have Tehran or Baghdad or Cairo or Istanbul or Damascus to worry about any more. The last thing any of them had that was worth a tinker’s damn was the library at Alexandria and that’s been kaput for a millennia or two so the period of mourning will probably be brief..