Brent Bozell wants to play with the Washington Post and, in particular, Ezra Klein.
An okay start, I guess. But I can think of a few questions I’d like to see asked that didn’t make Bozell’s final list. For instance –
21) How did the experience of being repeatedly jammed into a gym locker as a tween influence your politics and sense of “progressive” advocacy?
22) Is it true that you can never really get the smell of jock strap out of your nostrils?
23) You little bitch.
Feel free to add your own questions in the comments.
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 2:09 pm #
24) were you always a shmuck or was something you had to work on.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:11 pm #
do u have to always moan when
ur eating that hot dog at my barbecue?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 2:14 pm #
What’s your favorite flavor of juicebox?
Have you ever seen a woman naked?
Can you point to the places on the doll that Keith Olbermann has touched you?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:15 pm #
do u need a ride to the abba concert/
or are u just hitching?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 2:15 pm #
Is Matt Yglesias a good kisser?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:20 pm #
why does his christmas list
include my fist?
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 2:21 pm #
does your blow up doll have a name?
Comment by The Mood in Georgia on 7/28 @ 2:22 pm #
What made you think 400 people could keep a secret?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:28 pm #
fondle-ing vegtables is not attractive
Comment by proudvastrightwingconspirator on 7/28 @ 2:36 pm #
Ezra,
Do you hate the retard, extra-chromosone conservatives with a burning passion, loathe them to the depths of your soul, or just detest & damn their very existence?
How often do you masturbate to the Newsweek cover featuring Sarah Palin in her biking outfit? Weekly, daily or multiple time a day?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:40 pm #
a pain in your ass
you don’t deserve
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 2:41 pm #
Do you make your friends call you Boy Wonder?
What gives you the idea that you are smarter than the average tse tse fly?
Comment by Makewi on 7/28 @ 2:43 pm #
If the progressive side of the coin is so much smarter then everyone else, why do you guys keep getting caught being dishonest?
Comment by DarthRove on 7/28 @ 2:43 pm #
25) Did you really think that if you did this, Amynda Marcotte would give you that hummer? Really? Really?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 2:45 pm #
Other than Jared Bernstein and Orszag, what other contacts did JournoList have with the Obambi campaign, in any capacity.
Does Ezra get a gold star for eating all of his vegetables?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:46 pm #
my my my/ said grandma with salivating teeth
thats one ugly thong
mm/ im confused about hate?
i hate hate/ but i’m sarcastic
this site is not about me
i will bring the hate
Comment by Alec Leamas on 7/28 @ 2:47 pm #
24) Did anyone mention to you when you were making that face as a child that there was a possibility “it could freeze that way?”
P.S. the take on the Sinistrosphere is that there is a difference between “secret” and “private” (for goodhearted Leftists, it is left unsaid). Also, “plenty of other professions do it too and it’s no big deal.” I suppose they don’t mean to include police officers, defense contractors, or oil executives, who are always up to some black-hearted mischief, as we all know.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:50 pm #
i rise up in the good golly morning
and i climb the ladder of success
and either pee or shout
at the liberals below
with practice u can hit ur mark!
Comment by alppuccino on 7/28 @ 2:56 pm #
Does Reverend Wright love America as much as you do?
Comment by geoffb on 7/28 @ 2:56 pm #
How incredibly stupid does one have to be to qualify for Journolist membership?
Do you have better security arrangements on your new list?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:56 pm #
my ezra klein designs are fine
i’m resigned to that
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 2:58 pm #
Ezra – When the members of JournoList were munging Swimmer Kennedy’s stanky corpse, were you felching goats while watching them? Yes or no.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 2:59 pm #
i shoot an arrow in the air
where it lands i do not care
Comment by alppuccino on 7/28 @ 2:59 pm #
JD,
Mung and Felch are spices best used sparingly.
Comment by alppuccino on 7/28 @ 3:00 pm #
….and besides, I had Klein as a Paddington Ambush kinda guy.
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 3:01 pm #
did a secret decoder ring come with a membership
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:06 pm #
All bow to alppuccino’s brilliance.
Comment by Patrick on 7/28 @ 3:08 pm #
28. Who’s better in the rack, Markos Moulitsas or George Stephanopolous? How would you compare them with anyone else with “ou” in their last name?
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 3:10 pm #
would you give baracky a monica
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:14 pm #
Patrick – Maria Menounos? oops. Wrong team.
Comment by Joan of Argghh! on 7/28 @ 3:15 pm #
Is it true that players don’t like getting played? or is that just you?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:17 pm #
Don’t hate the playa. Hate the game.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 3:19 pm #
I assume he plays the role of the teddy bear then.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:23 pm #
You guys are cracking me up. Paddington Ambush. Teddy Bear. Urbandictionary. Who woulda thought?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:25 pm #
#’s 3 and 5 literally had me laughing out loud.
Comment by mcgruder on 7/28 @ 3:33 pm #
Not sure how the guys from Time and BBerg kept their jobs.
Here’s the funny: Katha Pollitt and Ezra Klein were the voices of sanity on that stupid thing.
Thinking I should drop this Mcgruder shit.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 3:35 pm #
The least sane appeared to be law school people and j-school professors.
Comment by Mike LaRoche on 7/28 @ 3:46 pm #
Hence, elitist jackassery like today’s gutting of Arizona’s SB1070. They have rendered America’s legal system a farce.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 3:46 pm #
67. Is it possible to pee off a ladder in Boston and not hit a liberal?
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 3:48 pm #
68. If you were a tree, which tree would you be?
Comment by Huey on 7/28 @ 3:48 pm #
If you got a job on “The View”, how would we know?
Comment by bigbooner on 7/28 @ 4:04 pm #
Is that smegma on your chin?
Comment by Spencer Ackerman on 7/28 @ 4:05 pm #
The smell of the jock goes away in time, it’s the shame that stays with me forever.
It’s that gnawing knowledge that I am not in control and I never will be.
I can rise to the top of my class, I can get my face on CNN, and even score with a few of those no-makeup DC lefty chicks with the dubious hygene and the faint whiff of insanity about them.
I can do all that, but deep inside I know that if I ran into Kurt and Steve from 3rd period social studies, they could still jam me in that fucking locker and there is not a damn thing that I could do about it.
That’s why I (who am definately not Spencer Ackerman) fantasize about tossing people through plate glass windows, because I am never, ever, going to be capable of tossing anyone through a plate glass window.
My own voice ehoes in my head still…STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE! IT’S DARK IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE! KURT? THIS ISN’T FUNNY, MAN! I’M SCAAAAAAAARED!
Comment by Spencer Ackerman on 7/28 @ 4:07 pm #
ehoes [sic] stupid j-school typing class…
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 4:07 pm #
that’s so sad spencer
Comment by LTC John on 7/28 @ 4:37 pm #
Mr. Klein, do you hve an edgy on-line nickname like “Attackerman”?
Comment by dicentra on 7/28 @ 4:45 pm #
Are the members of JournO!-List above editing or even creating classified documents and then “leaking” them in such a way as to discredit a war effort?
Which Obama admin made the request?
Comment by Spencer Ackerman on 7/28 @ 5:00 pm #
The only thing those leaked documents discredit is the idea of having a bunch of punk-assed attorneys in charge of a war effort the way we do in Afghanistan.
It’s a good thing I’m not a general in the army or there would be broken safety glass windows frickin’ everywhere down at JAG.
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 5:14 pm #
spencer erza needs help with his jock strap
Comment by geoffb on 7/28 @ 5:22 pm #
Mr. Klein. Tell us, in your own words, how the phrase “mess of pottage” has come to have meaning in your life?
Compare and contrast with what a substantial portion of the electorate thinks of the phrase and it’s connection to “Journolist” and you?
Comment by AJB on 7/28 @ 5:23 pm #
51.) some more macho-man internet tough guy rhetoric. Maybe call Ezra Klein a fag or something i dunno.
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 5:26 pm #
I would ask them why the jlist was almost all white men.
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 5:26 pm #
ezra does ajb like it up the arse?
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 5:27 pm #
ezra does being a bitchy pervert increase your chances of being a journolister?
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 5:28 pm #
you can call anyone a fag you want as long as they’re either not really you know that way or they’re Princess Lindsey
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 5:29 pm #
Any idea why they weren’t more sensitive to the diversities, AJB?
Comment by Mike LaRoche on 7/28 @ 5:29 pm #
Metrosexual white men, at that.
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 5:31 pm #
ezra why do so many of your group of white guys literally fellatiate baracky
Comment by rao6n on 7/28 @ 5:38 pm #
hf;
get a life–your music interests suck, probably as much as you
go back to GB and fellate some of their “conservatives”
what a piece of work. . . . .
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 5:42 pm #
have you heard my new band this week they’re very awesome here you can click and listen
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/28 @ 5:46 pm #
I went and had a preliminary exam for bladeless Lasik today. I haven’t been able to see for years, and I hate hate HATE glasses. Never wore contacts, but I can guess I’d hate them just as badly.
I’ve been holding off because I wasn’t sure I wanted to see the America the Dems are molding in their own weak, petty, controlling image. But I figure what the fuck: I’m paying for HD channels, may as well get some use out of them.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 5:48 pm #
I’m thinking of doing that… I didn’t know blades were ever involved let me know how that goes my vision plan here will kick in a little for it but not a lot.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 5:51 pm #
I love glasses but now that every other movie is in 3D it’s becoming stupid so I was thinking about getting contacts too when I get my next glasses just for to have them at Space Mountain and for going to the 3D movies and stuff
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 5:53 pm #
funny how the gov’t free lasik goes down in price
Comment by Joe on 7/28 @ 5:54 pm #
Maybe some whoop ass is in order?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 5:58 pm #
Everyone I know who has gone the Lasik course has been very happy with it, Jeff. A couple have better than 20/20 now.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 6:03 pm #
With contacts, you’re lucky if you start wearing them when you’re young. I could put needles into my eyes now and hardly notice.
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 6:14 pm #
I would also ask Klein if he has any ideas of the best way to get out of a Sprint Air Card contract because not only is their 3g not the fastest wireless internet you can get it sucks so fucking bad it is unbelievable. I am on my third card in six months and not only can I not get a youtube to stream, but it takes on the average of about ten minutes for every minute of video to goddamn download.
No shit, I am going to give them one more chance, then what are my options if the product is just not even close to what they sold me?
Comment by newrouter on 7/28 @ 6:17 pm #
ezra who goes nazi?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 6:28 pm #
BMoe – Request to change to their 4G Myfi card.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 6:29 pm #
Why is AJB such a loathesome idiot?
Comment by rao6n on 7/28 @ 6:39 pm #
still think your ideology and “music” suck. . . .
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 6:41 pm #
rao6n is not a very nice newcomer.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 6:46 pm #
This is where we’re supposed to make English jokes about ‘feets, JD.
I heard he has terrible teeth and speaks with a posh accent.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:09 pm #
why do clowns have big feet
and stab?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:11 pm #
i know i know i know
i’m raising my hand/
pick me pick me
because they don’t have guns
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:14 pm #
I do have terrible teeth I had too much goddamn tetracycline when I was little cause of I was a sickly child… and I never got braces so I’m thinking about starting braces next year and then getting veneered while I’m maxed out in my dead end job and then I will look pretty at the next job interview.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:15 pm #
yeah/clowns have guns
the kind that spring confetti or make a poop sound
but im concerned with their stabbing ability
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:16 pm #
*prettier*
Comment by rao6n on 7/28 @ 7:17 pm #
excellent!
another jab at the hf twit–TCN teeth, probably a Brit who also fellates that wonderful Cameron!
Also thinks the Davids are the cat’s pj’s, too.
what a maroon!
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:18 pm #
I can’t see how that’s at all sporting of you really.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:19 pm #
Clowns are evil. rao6n is just boring.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:20 pm #
if a clown pats u on the back
u must confront them/
always say
i went to barber coolege
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:20 pm #
You have a delightfully wacky mind, buttons.
Enough with your incomprehensible Cockney slang, ‘feets.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:22 pm #
If a clown pats you on the back, you should shoot it in the face. And then again, just to make sure.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:22 pm #
I send buttons comments to my friend D in Chicago on messenger all day and he tells me about the cupcake trucks and stuff
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:23 pm #
first year of barber college/ or charm school
is spelling
or not poking u in the eye with scissors
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:25 pm #
Oh… don’t tell your friend I said Chicago was gay now. That was a joke. The idea of selling throat punches from a truck sort of hijacked my weak mind.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:26 pm #
clowns are reknown in my town
but john gacy buried people
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:27 pm #
Poking clowns in the eye with scissors is a good start.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:29 pm #
oh. He though that was funny cause he already had said it was the gayest business he had ever patronized and that him and the other D were the only guys in line except for the other guy and they were pretty sure he was gay.
Comment by RCT on 7/28 @ 7:30 pm #
Easy there, JD. Maybe feets just made a new friend.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:31 pm #
a clowns face/ cuz i’m colorblind
is distorted and/ kinda friendly
thats why i shoot him/her three times in the mask
just to be sure
pauly shore
and once in the pants
cuz clowns cant dance
with a bullet in their pants
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:31 pm #
That is an odd definition of friend, RCT.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:33 pm #
RCT? who is RCT?
stranger danger!
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:34 pm #
when i put make up on and look in the mirror and
tell jokes
its not the same as coming on protien wisdom
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:35 pm #
this might be the shortest title on a Jeff post ever in history
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:36 pm #
Pauly Shore rhymes with somebody.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:38 pm #
(seward’s) folly whore?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:39 pm #
Pauly Shore in Son-in-Law was epic.
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 7:39 pm #
Homebody rhymes with somebody, but Pauly Shore?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:40 pm #
Played hockey.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:41 pm #
Canadian.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:41 pm #
oh. that’s not who I was thinking.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:42 pm #
Pauly Shore rhymes with daffy whore.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:42 pm #
I have a guess on your #99.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:42 pm #
warmer warmer hot hot hot
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 7:44 pm #
Dinty Moore?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:45 pm #
It’s sorta cute when Brits reference bits of Yank history they learned off the telly.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:46 pm #
Demi Moore?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:46 pm #
i will now connect pauly shore/ with ur door!
the postman rings twice
but he had to ring three times or four
to deliver the newest netflix pauly shore
as i dreamt of marisa tomei
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:47 pm #
Bobby Orr!
(Which you all knew already. Or I’m mispronouncing.)
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:52 pm #
no ur not/ thank u
i say bobby orr cuz he wore number four and
if u have four posts in a row
then thats a bobby orr
or a tommy herr
who also wore that number
fyi
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 7:52 pm #
I was way off then trying to make Gretzky fit?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:53 pm #
Thank you very much. I actually was a bit confused on that.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:54 pm #
two clowns walk into a bar
hilarity ensues
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 7:57 pm #
the great gretsky
wore number 99/ thats tuff
what did mark messier wear?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 7:58 pm #
two clowns walk into an ambush
hilarity ensues
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 7:59 pm #
The blood of his enemies.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 7:59 pm #
can we revisit the new hotness just cause of she’s so cool I can’t think where I’ve seen her before brb
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 7:59 pm #
I know that Messier isn’t pronounced like he’s more than messy but less than messiest.
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 7:59 pm #
Gretzky plus Messier equals 110
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 8:00 pm #
Do you know why so many famous painters were Dutch?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:01 pm #
but if i /u have three threads in a row
and no one responds
and u check the time thingy
its kinda sad
like bobby orr
why is genius misunderstood?
cuz u suck
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 8:01 pm #
No. Why were so many famous painters Dutch?
Comment by David R. Block on 7/28 @ 8:02 pm #
What made you think that 400 folks could keep a secret?
What made you think that no-one on your list would change sides?
Oh, I forgot to ask this first: Can you think?? You know, independently of the list??
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:04 pm #
Was it something to do with Guilder B Moe? Or Guild-Ur?
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 8:04 pm #
They were born in Holland.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:06 pm #
i like bryan trottier
but he doesnt like me
or return my calls
i dont blame him
i blame the sudden rise in soccer fans
Comment by LBascom on 7/28 @ 8:06 pm #
#33 Was any member of the group responsible for coining “man caused disaster” to replace terrorist?
‘Cuz dude, that sucks.
Hozabout “inclusive suicide”?
Comment by serr8d on 7/28 @ 8:06 pm #
Ezra, if you get surgically modified just a bit more and rendered capable of bearing children (congrats, Matthew Yglesias will make a great baby daddy), will you name your daughter after a Communist country, maybe Venezuela or Cuba? Russia is already in play…maybe MarxyLynn would suit ?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 8:07 pm #
Ahhhhh. That seems plausible.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 8:09 pm #
she’s Australian just like Mel Gibson and the stingray what killed Steve Irwin but I can’t see why she looks so familiar she must just have that kind of face
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:09 pm #
At least as much as someone like that James Burke fella telling us it was due to a Phoenician trading organization dating from the BC 250’s or something.
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:11 pm #
Blue Crush 2 sounds like a welcome bikini situationing.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:12 pm #
i saw athing on dutch painters on pbs
yes pbs
and they showed how van de meer
or/ whatever his name got so precice
colors and reality and pomp
he had an inverted mirror and he copied stuff
traced it
scarlett johannson has nice breasts
Comment by serr8d on 7/28 @ 8:13 pm #
The new hotness? Taylor Schilling, as Dagny Taggart.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 8:14 pm #
I wonder if you can watch Blue Crush 2 if you missed the first one or would you just be lost
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:14 pm #
Was David Hockney involved pd?
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:15 pm #
Planning to be lost in the bikini’s would be good planning I think.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:19 pm #
if i was gonna name something it/that
would be “hey joe”
after that great jimi hendrix song
though he didn’t write it
and i’d be like
hey joe/ where u running to now?
or/ hey joe/ where u gonna go?
ain’t no hangman/ gonna put a rope around me
and if i had a dog or a russian boxer turtle i could always
sing that song
as they tried to escape my benevolence
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 8:20 pm #
I told you they filmed Atlas on my street and on Ventura not sure why yet we never saw any of the trailers what they give the important people so we think they were just getting location stuff but now I want to see the movie for sure.
In other tv news the tv show they shot in NG’s apartment has been shelved cause of I guess it wasn’t very great. But it was free money for her at a time when free money was a very nice thing so that’s just fine I guess but I was curious to see. Also while they were filming they said help yourself to the catering but she never did. I gave her a hard time about that. I bet there were shrimps.
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 8:22 pm #
Craft service wins hearts
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 8:22 pm #
Watching Blue Crush 1 or 2 is highly recommended.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:24 pm #
i told this story before buts it’s funny
had a snow white cat w/ blue eyes/ we called him blue
the BEST cat!
then we bathed him in blue food coloring
and our neighbors stop talking to us
but/ fuck/em
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 8:30 pm #
Blue Crush was about cute girls (and maybe some silly hobby they had). If it was about cute girls getting kilt, it would have done better box office.
That’s gotta be a bad sign.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:31 pm #
we also had a cat that dissapearred for 8 months and showed up one day
freaky
his name was kitty bastard/
cuz we always had a kitty bitch
but the best name was foster furcollo/ named after a guvnor of mass/ in the sixties/ it had double paws but no personality
Comment by LBascom on 7/28 @ 8:32 pm #
Jeff, I had lazik 10 years ago, blade and all.
Worked great, I can see forever, but I still need reading glasses.
Course most do when they get my age…
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 8:33 pm #
Toe Blake.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 8:37 pm #
gump worsely
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 8:57 pm #
Question #47 – Ezra – Does smegma taste like chicken?
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 9:00 pm #
Les Binkley.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:11 pm #
clarke gilles
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:12 pm #
rogie rachon
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:14 pm #
lars lannderson
i just made that up
but i bet he’s swedish
and tall
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:20 pm #
bobby who?
just te best damn hockey player who ever lived
bobby orr/ number four
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 9:21 pm #
I almost did it but I wasn’t sure if it was on four or right after four.
This is hard.
Comment by Pablo on 7/28 @ 9:26 pm #
Do these pants make me look like a racist?
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 9:32 pm #
The first ever Penguin was Les, and I was there.
And for the first ever PW pee dee comment, I was also here.
So where’s the pie, then?
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 9:39 pm #
Slapshot is one of my all-time favorites.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:41 pm #
johnny ‘pie” mckenzie
played on the oppissite wing of the chief/ john bucccccyk
i forget the center/ maybe fred stansfield
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 9:41 pm #
One slice of pie for the gentleman in the furry tux, please.
Comment by JD on 7/28 @ 9:43 pm #
Listen to the fucking song!
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 9:43 pm #
Slapshot:
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 9:44 pm #
It looks like fur, doesn’t it? Upon reflection, it’s probably a feathery tux though.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:45 pm #
to bake a pie
and lie to the correction officer
is sly
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 9:48 pm #
Oh, and it’s Vachon.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 9:48 pm #
Rogie Vachon, pdbuttons!. My first favorite NHL player. He got a shutout in the first NHL game I attended in 1973. 355 victories, 51 shutouts, 2.99 career GAA. Rogie the Goalie is by far the greatest goaltender not in the Hall of Fame.
It’s a crime, I tells ya!
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 9:49 pm #
where is the fucking song for to hear?
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 9:50 pm #
I have one kinda neat cause of we were talking about lynchings the other day
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 9:50 pm #
The currently regnant question before my oven is: Brownies, thickgooey or fluffcakey?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 9:52 pm #
i wear a tux
but not enuff
who knew tieing a tie was this tuff?
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 9:52 pm #
thickgooey
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 9:52 pm #
I have a song.
None of you will like it though and a Hot Air person might come through and call me a Brit.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 9:55 pm #
thickgooey wif cream on top
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 9:59 pm #
The song thing in question occurs at the end of this scene.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 10:01 pm #
Ahhhhh.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 10:04 pm #
eleven favorite goalies
patrick roy cuz harry sinden gave him shit and he replied
i didn’t hear him/ i have two stanley cup rings in my ears
martin broduer/ cuz
jacque plante
ken mother fucking asshole dryden
domick hasek
billy smith
cartman/ he has a sweet hockey body
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 10:08 pm #
oh. I have never seen a hockey movie before. Also Major Lazer, he’s not overly melodic is he?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 10:14 pm #
He’s not overly melodic but if you turn it up real loud and hand out cranberry vodkas, girls start shaking their asses.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 10:14 pm #
Which is kinda important, musically, if you ask me.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 10:15 pm #
billy smith I don’t know but here’s elliott he’s dead like helen thomas and burgess meredith
this was before we knew for sure that gwyneth was just a half leg up from a drooling halfwit
now she’s a country singer I couldn’t be more pleased
Comment by sdferr on 7/28 @ 10:20 pm #
Toldja
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 10:23 pm #
There’s way too many cracker netminders around here for my taste, I’m out.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 10:23 pm #
My people aren’t the sharpest bunch are they?
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 10:28 pm #
A nice piece here on Vachon. It’s no exaggeration to say that he’s biggest the reason the Kings are still in LA. The team very likely would have folded or moved in the ’70s if he hadn’t brought the fans in.
That’s a good list pdbuttons. Roy was simply amazing, and the sole reason that Gretzky and the Kings didn’t win the Cup in 1993.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 10:33 pm #
if ben affleck was a goalie i would shooot pucks at/ off his forehead/ i can do it/ im a sniper
got a college schorlarship
for hockey
or my big thighs
eastern mass is a tuff place to get a scorally ship
call me ishmail/ but don’t call me late for din dins
drop the puck/ i dare you!
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 10:35 pm #
There ya go!
Damnit. When’s hockey season start?!?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 10:37 pm #
charley simmer married a playboy bunny
he got traded to the boston bruins
she sat at 226/ row 13/ i had binoculars
she looked like farrah foster/without the ass cancer
Comment by geoffb on 7/28 @ 10:43 pm #
There are reasons just as the national healthcare explains the teeth. Well that and the use of Doc Martins.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 10:46 pm #
hockey is year round
a summer breeze hits me as i leave the rink
ffall is time to tighten up
winter early morning chills give me thrills/ knowing i’m gonna elbow/ butt-end ur face
and springs when i point at your dissapointed face/ as i hold hardware
and point/ laugh in ur face/
cuz u suck/ and ur a loser
but next season u might best me
drop the puck!
im a center
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 10:47 pm #
I remember. Simmer, Taylor and Dionne.
The Triple Crown Line. 100 points each in back-to-back seasons.
Charlie broke his leg in ‘81, when it looked like they had a great shot in the playoffs.
Being a Kings fan is a lot like being a Cubs fan, I think.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 10:51 pm #
swet/ name a defenseman/ or three/ from the kings
Comment by Random Defenseman on 7/28 @ 10:53 pm #
Yum, centers.
Comment by Random Defenseman on 7/28 @ 10:53 pm #
Bob Woytowich !!!
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 10:53 pm #
Rob Blake
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 10:55 pm #
Matty Norstrom
The new guy: Jack Johnson. Fucking awesome.
Nobody from the ’70’s, though. Rogie was the defense.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 10:59 pm #
Cryptographers should consider hockey talk for encryption purposes.
Comment by Random Defenseman on 7/28 @ 11:00 pm #
Re: Fleshy Dee List
The “Polish Prince” was a Pittsburgh Penguin.
As for pee dee, this ex-Hawk King was the “Chairman of the Boards.”
Comment by dicentra on 7/28 @ 11:06 pm #
Dude. Where you gettin the scratch for Lazik?
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 11:06 pm #
Czerkawski?
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/28 @ 11:10 pm #
24 month 0% financing. I figure I can handle $80 a month or so if it means being able to see.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 11:16 pm #
Seems fair to me!
20 years ago, I had waaay better than 20/20 vision. Now? My arms aren’t damned long enough for some reason…
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:18 pm #
For me it would depend on see who.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 11:19 pm #
phil esposito
bobby orr
why is espo named first/ cuz bobby orr was/ ya know
john bucyk/ken hodge/wayne cashman/ who was tuff!
john nckenzie/ fred stanfield./ derek sanderson
ed westfall/wayne carelton/ dallas smith/ who/ by the way was awheat farmer from minnitoba
ted green/don marcotte/don awrey/ who was defense and used to block shots with his face
rick smith/mike walton/ reggie leach/ who we traded to the flyers and he turned into a 60 goal scorer
garneet bailey/ who became a scout and his nicky name was ace bailey and he
was on one of them planes with a kid from bu/ or bc
that those motherfucking douchebags / ya know
edddie johnston
ivan boldirev
gerry cheevers i went to elementary school with a girl whos father owned a part horse with him
he came by the school and told me/us/ don’t do drugs
but he was fat/ i got his autograph
he was the goalie that put stitches on his mask
i bet it woulda been fun to drink with him
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:20 pm #
Should that be whom?
Can’t see ‘em, don’t matter.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 11:20 pm #
Get the man another slice of pie. Good times.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/28 @ 11:22 pm #
how many pieces has he had already?
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:25 pm #
Shouldn’t that be shouldn’t?
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 11:30 pm #
You must never question your elders and their pie intake.
That’s in the Bible. Pretty sure it is anyways.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:32 pm #
Gilles Marotte, Spiny.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:35 pm #
Eric Lindros, sphincter.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:40 pm #
And here’s a tip for all of you youngsters out there, blah-blah-blah corks.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 11:44 pm #
Gilles Marotte. OK, I vaguely remember him. Never heard of him as the “Polish Prince”, though (or were you referring to someone else?).
.
For the record, at 20 bucks, Laird’s 100-proof apple brandy is damned good.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/28 @ 11:48 pm #
the best hockey i seen was canada cup 86
it was the seventh game and they put gretzky and mario lemuu on the same line/ with phil coffey and ray bork on defense and there was a minute 26 left and it was tied score and we won/ i don’t know the name of the otre winger/ it wasn’t phil henderson though
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/28 @ 11:48 pm #
Gilles Marotte died of pancreatic cancer in 2005. He was 60. I did not know that.
That’s way too young.
:^(
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 11:55 pm #
Was part of the joke on the Welk show that they were wearing zoot suits? And is that hanging chain for the pocket watch?
It was easier when I was just trying to count to four.
Comment by bh on 7/28 @ 11:55 pm #
I need tips on my tip.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:58 pm #
Bob Woytowich, Princely Penguin.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/28 @ 11:59 pm #
Polish, too.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:01 am #
a hanging chain menas many things in different cultures
in pakistan it means im hungry
in turkestan it means i’m very very hungry
in cuba it means i want to have relations with you
in antartica they just laugh at you
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/29 @ 12:01 am #
The Edmonton Oilers of the 1980s were the best hockey team ever. The Canadiens have had some great teams, and the Islanders were great in the late-70s, but damn, the Oilers’ starting five were all first-ballot Hall-of-Famers.
Which makes the Miracle on Manchester all the more remarkable.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:08 am #
the oilers spanked my bruins 4 o/ the old boston garden lights went out
cuz the generator failed
i think glen wesley had a goal
an ass kicking is an asskicking
who was that.. jari kurri!
reminds me of mike bossy
Comment by bh on 7/29 @ 12:09 am #
In Antarctica, I’m the stabbing clown. The chain holds my blade.
Drop the puck. I dare you.
(Poorly done, but it felt good.)
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:13 am #
the late 70’s islanders were damn good
Comment by sdferr on 7/29 @ 12:21 am #
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:21 am #
frozen clowns are useful cuz their big feet makes tracks and if the polar bear is chasing us i only have to beat one clown frome behind/ a sucker punch/ which/ i don’t really do
but theres a polar bear chasing us
it’s me or the clown- seriously
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:23 am #
billy smith is my second favorite smith
johnny marr is my favorite
Comment by John Bradley on 7/29 @ 1:50 am #
On behalf of the fine CheezWiz-filled people of Philadelphia: “Err, yeah, pretty much.”
(Course, this is a town where we boo MLB players Tim and Stephen Drew just because they’re related to J.D. Drew. We know how to hold a grudge…)
Comment by Carin on 7/29 @ 6:12 am #
e. Where you gettin the scratch for Lazik?
24 month 0% financing. I figure I can handle $80 a month or so if it means being able to see.
I was [this close] to doing that, but then I talked to some folks who told me it was almost certain that I would then need reading glasses following the surgery.
Arg.
I revisited my loathing for contacts, and discovered I didn’t hate ‘em as much as I thought.
Comment by LTC John on 7/29 @ 6:43 am #
Jeff, do it. I got the bladey/lasery-RPK thing just before going to Iraq. I swore I would see better before I went in harm’s way again. 20/20 for 3 years now and still laughing every morning I wake up and can SEE!
Oh, and #4? Niklas Hjalmarsson. The Swedish Meatball.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 7/29 @ 7:12 am #
Ezra – with respect to your new list: why do you keep doing the same thing yet expecting different results?
Comment by Capt. Clarence Oveur on 7/29 @ 7:46 am #
I’ve got some questions for Ezra…
259. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
275. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
301. Do you like movies about gladiators?
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 7/29 @ 8:03 am #
Fuck, you’re getting Lasik? I’d sell one of my kids for Lasik. Right now the oldest is 20% off but you’ll get special financing on number 3 and it would even out. I can’t see well enough to tell them apart so take your pick.
Comment by Capt. Clarence Oveur on 7/29 @ 8:26 am #
Well I’d love to get the Lasik as the current alternative is to stick with the Coke-bottles currently perched on my nose, but as a plus-number I understand I’m not a candidate.
Sucks to be me.
I blame Bush.
Comment by Yackums on 7/29 @ 8:27 am #
Or, rather, my welcome-overstaying sockpuppet blames Bush.
Comment by Hugo First on 7/29 @ 8:56 am #
I was [this close] to doing that, but then I talked to some folks who told me it was almost certain that I would then need reading glasses following the surgery.
My surgeon made one eye slightly weaker, and I can read just fine.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 7/29 @ 9:22 am #
#66 Do you realize now that spending all that time in the yearbook office alone with your faculty adviser may have led to some really terrible life choices?
#67 You’re not going to wear taht again are you?
#68 No, it doesn’t make you look fat. It’s just… well… you wear it all the time…
#69 Look. It has strings hanging off it. And a stain.
#70 Oh God no. Do NOT tuck it in. Just wear something else for Christ’s sake.
#71 And shave while you’re at it. You look like the “Scrubs” guy if he was 16 and homeless.
#72 Oh for fuck.. you’re crying? Man up, buttercup. You act like that and Ackerman will hoist you up by your underoos.
#73 He’s not coming is he? He always brings his mom.
Comment by Gulermo on 7/29 @ 9:57 am #
WRT Lasik; I can check prices for you here, if you wish. Alot of elective surgery performed here for foreigners at about half the cost or less. I had a friend that had triple bypass for less than the co-pay for the same procedure done in the U.S. The operation was performed by a surgeon trained in the U.S.
Comment by geoffb on 7/29 @ 10:35 am #
146 down, only 254 left to go.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 11:01 am #
if u reach in the jar and take another pickle
would u please not do something disgusting with it
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 11:12 am #
if u keep saying
“daddy/ when are u gonna plug the hole”
we will/ and i’ve talked to other parents and we agree on this
kick you off the soccer team
Comment by The Lost Dog on 7/29 @ 11:24 am #
24. – Does your dick reach your ass?
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 11:45 am #
i made a note on paper then made a paper airplane outta it
i’m a journolist
Comment by cranky-d on 7/29 @ 11:52 am #
As if the Journolist weren’t all about high-school. They were the kool kidz, you know.
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 11:53 am #
two jourilists walk into a bar and parrot themselves
Comment by pdbuttons on 7/29 @ 12:06 pm #
nobody expects the spanish/our chief weapon is surprise
surprise and fear…fear and surprise
our two weapons are fear and surprise..and ruthless efficiency..and a almost fanatical devotion to the pope
our four..no..amongst our weapons..
amongst our weaponry..are such elements as fear/surprise…
i’ll come in again
Comment by Mike LaRoche on 7/29 @ 12:07 pm #
Parrots are smarter than members of JournoList.
Comment by RTO Trainer on 7/29 @ 12:23 pm #
Parrots what are pining for the fijords are smarter than the members of Journolist.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/29 @ 1:24 pm #
As noted upthread, you can have one eye left slightly weaker, and you will be able to read just fine. Eventually, though, you’ll need reading glasses anyway. I had all the tests and decided that I’m going for the full distance vision. I don’t need to see 20/20 up close; the font that requires such is terribly terribly tiny, anyway, and doesn’t appear as such frequently in nature.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/29 @ 8:54 pm #
eastern mass is a tuff place to get a scorally ship
See, I never even saw this.
Now you’re not even trying.
Comment by guinsPen on 7/29 @ 9:09 pm #
For safety’s sake, don rubber gloves and a mask before retrieving scorally ship.