FOXNews reports that a school of sharks has been spotted unusually close to the Southern California coastline.
I blame the Leftists.
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July 31, 2002
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Comment by Ted Barlow on 7/31 @ 5:15 pm #
What can I say? You got us. I’ll call Brian Linse and we’ll cancell “Operation Psycho Shark Rampage.”
And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling FOX reporters!
Comment by Jeff G on 7/31 @ 5:29 pm #
I saw pictures of some of them cold-blooded, man-eatin’ mofos. A couple of ‘em looked just like Susan Sontag around the eyes.
Where’s Ira Levin, I wonder….
Comment by John Cole on 7/31 @ 7:17 pm #
Hehe. Who was that last year (during the media creation- “The YEAR of the SHARK,” that actually went so far as to blame Clinton environmental policies for the appearance of the sharks.
That was damned funny.
Comment by Stefan Sharkansky on 7/31 @ 11:43 pm #
We’re here, we’re sharks, get used to it.
Comment by Andrew Northrup on 8/1 @ 1:07 am #
In a related story, Jets have been spotted in Manhattan. I blame Steven Sondheim.
Comment by Jeff G on 8/1 @ 1:09 am #
I want to make a Crack the Sky joke here, but no one would have the slightest idea what I’m talking about…
Comment by Andrew Northrup on 8/1 @ 1:14 am #
Um, it should be noted that I was skinning a grizzly bear with my teeth when I made that 50’s Hollywood musical reference. I often make reference to Busby Berkeley productions hen engaged in rampantly hetrosexual behavior – such as drinking whiskey with pirates, betting on games of Russian roulette in seedy Ho Chi Mihn City warehouses, and, my personal favorite, having sex with women – but I decided to mix it up this time with some of the old Leo Bernstein/Natalie Wood action. It’s a sign of my deep and profound security in my masculinity. As is this disclaimer.
Comment by Ted on 8/1 @ 5:40 am #
Can we eat them?
-Ted Nugent
Comment by Andrea Harris on 8/1 @ 4:45 pm #
Should I admit here that I have an album by Seventies flash-in-the-pan group Crack the Sky? Nah. Best keep that to myself.
Comment by Jeff G on 8/1 @ 5:00 pm #
Surf City, here come the sharks…! She’s a Dancer!
Good, good stuff….
Comment by Steve Skubinna on 8/1 @ 11:10 pm #
It just popped up recently at both Travelling Shoes and the Brothers Judd that John Milius (Red Dawn, Conan) wrote the “Indianapolis” speech for Jaws.
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