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August 10, 2009
Hillary annoyed: my husband is not Secretary of State, I am [Darleen Click]
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Comment by JD on 8/10 @ 9:11 pm #
Step away from the triple bacon cheeseburgers, extra large chilli fries, and the double chocolate shakes.
Comment by B Moe on 8/10 @ 9:11 pm #
I remember a Moms Mabley joke, “I want to send George Wallace to the Congo and paint Colored Only on every toilet there.”
Maybe that is what happened to Hillary.
Comment by Pablo on 8/10 @ 9:14 pm #
Hillary goes OUTLAW!!??
Eleventy. That broad might could get my motor running yet.
Comment by SteveG on 8/10 @ 9:17 pm #
Wow
Extra large case of whoop ass on some unsuspecting Congolese.
excuse me ma’am… I mean sir…. I mean wow purple make you look huge(r) than you really are…. Bill’s probably off with two Korean girls in a private jet on a humanitarian mission….
Comment by Darleen on 8/10 @ 9:18 pm #
JD
Hill has never been…svelte…but I almost didn’t recognize her, slouching in the chair and stuffed into that hideous lavendar outfit.
Comment by JD on 8/10 @ 9:20 pm #
She lost it over a translated question from a college student? I am the Secretary of State!
Comment by Bob Reed on 8/10 @ 9:20 pm #
Hillz is lookin’ a little rough around the edges here…
I guess there are no decent salons in the part of Africa she’s been traveling in…
And she is pissed when she believes she’s being snubbed here. It’s gotta be tough for Hillz these days. She’s been pigeonholed at State, while a variety of czars take care of all of the really important stuff, and Bill get’s lauded as “da Man!” for getting those two reporters out of NKorea. Now she percieves some kid in a thirld world nation bustin’ on her, and she gets snark-a-liscious in reply…
What happene to it taking a village? Or, the respect for multi-culturalism…
Soon she’ll be goin’ all Norma Desmond on folks!
Comment by Bob Reed on 8/10 @ 9:22 pm #
Hillz: “Respect mah author-it-tie!”
Comment by Darleen on 8/10 @ 9:22 pm #
I doubt WaPo will be writing an article like this on Sec State H. Clinton.
Comment by Joe on 8/10 @ 9:22 pm #
She is pissed about this…
She has been pissed about this for about 30 years or so.
Comment by JD on 8/10 @ 9:22 pm #
Darleen – If I were sentenced to hell, and came back as a reporter, every time I was in the room with that shrieking harpy, I would ask her what her husband thinks about the topic du jour.
Comment by Joe on 8/10 @ 9:23 pm #
Honestly Darleen, I thought it was a parody you are posting. Ouch!
Comment by Joe on 8/10 @ 9:24 pm #
JD, I must conceed that is an excellent suggestion. And the funny part is most of the press is so in the bag for Obama, they might actually do it.
Comment by JD on 8/10 @ 9:24 pm #
Can you imagine the reaction if she was a Republican?
Comment by Joe on 8/10 @ 9:25 pm #
If black is slimming, can we assume that lavender is positively expanding?
Comment by sdferr on 8/10 @ 9:26 pm #
Would that she were only as jealous for the decent reputation of the nation as she is for her own, she might even chide her boss for his slights.
Comment by Joe on 8/10 @ 9:27 pm #
Hillary responds, “I get hotter women than Bill. Whose laughing now?”
Comment by Glen Wishard on 8/10 @ 9:28 pm #
It isn’t V-8 she’s swilling, it’s booze. She’s a lush.
Comment by dicentra on 8/10 @ 9:45 pm #
I know some people from Kinshasa. They live in my neighborhood: two brothers and their wives and kids live in the same house.
The women have the bearing of royalty. Very elegant, very cool people.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 8/10 @ 9:45 pm #
This is a laff riot.
Comment by jcw46 on 8/10 @ 9:49 pm #
Yeah Hillary but at least Bill WON his attempt at President plus he’s doing a better job at your job.
Comment by Stephanie on 8/10 @ 10:15 pm #
Bill is in Las Vegas celebrating his birthday (and the fact that he’s halfway around the world from Hungry Hungry Hippo).
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/08/10/bill-clinton-celebrates-his-63rd-in-las-vegas/
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 8/10 @ 10:16 pm #
Drunk?
Comment by Stephanie on 8/10 @ 10:25 pm #
Probably… he’s with McCauliffe and some of the others eating $240 Wagyu steaks. WTF is it with democrats that they have to eat the Japanese import steaks and not a good ole Texas 22 oz Ribeye?
Comment by Seth on 8/10 @ 10:51 pm #
Steph, it’s because American steaks aren’t elite enough. You can’t be aristocratic without the image, ya know.
Comment by SBP on 8/10 @ 11:36 pm #
Bill Clinton in Vegas on his birthday.
What could possibly go wrong?
Comment by Silver Whistle on 8/11 @ 1:58 am #
What could go wrong indeed.
Oh, and those pant suits, Hillary. A quart just won’t go into a pint container.
Comment by geoffb on 8/11 @ 2:12 am #
The Obama Cabinet. Most of the responsibility, little of the power.
They are the reactive armor duct-taped to the Ship of State.
Comment by Dr. Felix Esquivel on 8/11 @ 2:29 am #
HillaRAGE! The volatile temper and pridefulness are very disappointing to see, especially for one in her position. She’s is clearly NOT up to the job and obviously has a lot of anger, ego, and family problems she is bringing to the table. Not the best person to have out there on the world stage when America is trying to rebuild its image abroad. Perhaps when she looks at herself on TV she can see what a disappointment she is to the American people, as well as herself.
Comment by Peter Piper on 8/11 @ 3:10 am #
Hey Piano legs. Take a deep breath. Too emotional to be President. And yes your husband’s opinion is more important.
Comment by alppuccino on 8/11 @ 3:47 am #
You know, accessorizing can really help to slim the countenance of your run-of-the-mill purple-laden slouching harridan. I suggest holding a Giant Jersey Mike’s sub sandwich (make sure there is ample lettuce hanging out of the sides) and wave it around while you’re scolding some poor negroes.
Now if you’re scolding whitey from your porch, a cane is the perfect addition to any sweatpants outfit.
Comment by Vlad the Impala on 8/11 @ 4:32 am #
Good thing we have diplomats in charge, so they don’t take personal offense at a messed-up Mr/Mrs word choice.
I’m pretty sure the poor Congalese translator was channeling Michael Jackson based on the pitch of his/her voice.
Comment by Brett on 8/11 @ 5:40 am #
On the serious note: our top diplomat has a personal snit in public on a diplomatic trip. That’s incompetence.
Comment by Danger on 8/11 @ 5:48 am #
Brett,
I am pretty sure Diplomat + Hillary Clinton = oxymoran
But then again, I am a member; in good standing, of the vast right wing conspiracy;).
Comment by McGehee on 8/11 @ 6:15 am #
Heh.
Comment by Joe on 8/11 @ 7:30 am #
The Wisdom of Bill Clinton’s Wife
Comment by Joe on 8/11 @ 7:31 am #
Did the anger and inner rage come after or before Bill cheated?
Comment by McGehee on 8/11 @ 7:37 am #
Joe, I gather Hill’s been an angry woman from Day 1.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 8/11 @ 7:43 am #
And later that night, a scream shook the animals of the jungle and caused the hearts of men to stop; a scream that sounded like a soul being ripped from the body and consumed. The next morning the young student was found dead, his eyes fixed with a gaze of unimaginable horror…
Comment by Squid on 8/11 @ 8:12 am #
They are the reactive armor duct-taped to the Ship of State.
geoff, that made me snort coffee out my nose. You bastard!
Comment by geoffb on 8/11 @ 8:33 am #
Always glad to help clear the sinuses
Comment by Puck on 8/11 @ 9:16 am #
Come on. You just *knew* the second Bubba landed in North Korea that Hillary was going to lose her shit about it sooner or later. It would be hilarious, if it weren’t so pathetic that this is our top diplomat, as others here have noted. Remember when Condoleeza Rica went around berating students from foreign countries? Yeah, me neither. “Smarter diplomacy,” indeed, Hills.
Comment by mojo on 8/11 @ 9:26 am #
If Hilly had any self-respect, she would have kicked Bubba to the curb years ago. But she needed him to get elected. Same deal with Bambi – she should have spit in his face when offered the SecState slot.
Comment by DavidL on 8/11 @ 9:36 am #
And to think the left actually feigned anger at the WaPo suggestion, albeit tasteless, that Mrs. Clinton have a “Mad Bitch” beer. Then looking at her hips, maybe she did.
Comment by mindsubscribe on 8/11 @ 9:36 am #
Unfortunately, Mrs. Clinton’s remarks reveal once again how shockingly vulnerable Americans are when confronted with a language other than English. The highly exotic French language proved too difficult to translate into the language of Chaucer and Mrs. Clinton then chose this well studied moment to teach Africa that she’s not just at home “baking cookies” like Neferteti.
Ultimately, it’s another embarrassing moment for Americans as we are reminded once again of how far we have fallen since Eleanor Roosevelt so elegantly scolded patriarchal minds at the United Nations with a grace that now seems nearly irretrievable. Shame on Mrs. Clinton, our top diplomat, for reacting with such crudity. One recalls her gaffe in Moscow when the entire weight of the United States Department of State, steeped in Cold War expertise for half a century, was unable to choose the correct Russian equivalent for the word “reset”.
Comment by Joe on 8/11 @ 10:04 am #
If Hillary stood up to the NoKos, ChiComs, and Russians like this, I really would not have a problem with her as Secretary of State.
African college students? A wee bit over kill Hil.
Comment by sdferr on 8/11 @ 10:19 am #
I wonder what Mary Robinson will have to say tomorrow on the subject of the killing of Baitullah Mehsud’s presumably innocent masseuse by Hellfire/Predator strike? Will Hillary respond if Mary objects?
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 8/11 @ 10:29 am #
Joe,
todays african college students are tomorrows terrorists is all i’m saying …
You got to get them when they are young.
Comment by Old Texas Turkey on 8/11 @ 10:30 am #
alpo -
Most excellent. I laffed out loud and startled all the other cube-rats
Comment by Vlad the Impala on 8/11 @ 10:46 am #
I seriously doubt that any adults were consulted on that prank at all.
Comment by mojo on 8/11 @ 11:08 am #
Meanwhile, Billy is in Vegas, partying (63rd B-day) with the upper reaches of the Demosphere, eatin’ $240 Wygu steak and humpin’ keno girls three at a time…
Comment by Mikey NTH on 8/11 @ 1:01 pm #
Where’s Hillary? In the Congo having a meltdown.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090810/
ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/af_clinton_i_m_secretary
Where’s Bill? Vegas, baby.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com
/2009/08/10/bill-clinton-celebrates-his-63rd-in-las-vegas/
Bill is Elvis. With Secret Service protection.
Comment by SBP on 8/11 @ 4:13 pm #
They are the reactive armor duct-taped to the Ship of State.
Good one.
Comment by Billy C. on 8/11 @ 4:42 pm #
I can’t believe Barry sent Hil to Congo when I went to Vegas. I forgive all, Barry. Viva Las Vegas!
What’s that sugar munchkin? Yeah I’m Elvis, baby, uh-huuhh; and you’re gonna be Ann-Margaret, know whut I mean?
That’s right, uh-huuh. It all stays in Vegas, darlin’.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 8/11 @ 7:13 pm #
Amateurs, the whole friggin’ lot of ‘em. Our country really is in the very best of hands.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 8/11 @ 7:25 pm #
And I meant all of comment #54 with full respect to the Clinton administration.
Comment by happyfeet on 8/11 @ 7:28 pm #
that phoenix ain’t gettin’ any fresher
Comment by B Moe on 8/11 @ 7:41 pm #
Never heard one called that before.
Comment by happyfeet on 8/11 @ 8:14 pm #
oh. I was just remembering.
update: coming soon-ish, rise of THE PHOENIX!
Remember that? I remember that.
How soon-ish is now you think?
There’s a club where I’d like to go…