July 2, 2009
Errrrrr ……… [Darleen Click]

Not.On.Your.Life.

Stuck on stupid.

Soon to be offered via viral spam-mail.

Serious messiahcrush or craven bid for Lincoln bedroom invite? You decide. (h/t Weasel Zipper)

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  1. Comment by BJTexs on 7/2 @ 4:14 am #

    The purported sex tape confirmed to Hunter that Edwards was even more reckless than he thought.

    According to our source, Hunter confided to Young that she and Edwards talked about getting married should the candidate’s cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth, pass away, even discussing what music they’d play at their wedding.

    But … but … she was in remission when he had these discussions!

    Wow, just wow.

    Is it possible that all of this is a mutated side result of swine flu? Because, between Ensign and Edwards and Sanford and others the pig factor just seems to be off the charts. Again it’s the wives and children who are the real victims and the pain just goes on and on.

  2. Comment by BrendaK on 7/2 @ 4:40 am #

    Oh, ick. That ‘reporter’ called Obama a stud. Sorry, Obama’s a metrosexual and about as sexy as a rutabaga.

  3. Comment by geoffb on 7/2 @ 6:03 am #

    From the World News page of The Daily News.

    “Troops storm Taliban territory; Assault is Bam’s largest military strike”

    President Bam?

  4. Comment by serr8d on 7/2 @ 6:04 am #

    Soon to be offered via viral spam-mail.

    Why wait? But, Ugggh. Careful with that click. )

  5. Comment by Joe on 7/2 @ 6:25 am #

    How has Edward’s wife not run him over with the family SUV? Or better yet, tied him to the back of it and dragged him down a gravel road at fifty miles per hour?

  6. Comment by sdferr on 7/2 @ 7:26 am #

    Obama is headed to Moscow next week. Cathy Young mistakes him for a president of the USA:

    That is why it’s essential for the United States and the EU to respond now — by increasing their non-military presence in Georgia, expressing a strong commitment to Georgian sovereignty, and reminding Russia of the consequences of aggression. Such a statement from President Obama in Moscow would go a long way toward preventing the possibility of another tragedy.

    Russians rolling over Georgia isn’t a bug from Obama’s pov, it’s a feature. He’s so weak I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Kremlin kick off the proceedings while Obama is in town, so as to better make the point, “Hey, what are you going to do about it, putz?”

  7. Comment by apotheosis on 7/2 @ 7:55 am #

    What’s worse…the Sears Tower glass balcony, or that contraption hanging out over the Grand Canyon?

  8. Comment by geoffb on 7/2 @ 8:11 am #

    I should have gotten a screen shot, they changed the headline to a mundane one.

  9. Comment by serr8d on 7/2 @ 8:41 am #

    apotheosis, that silly glass semicircle should’ve gone out much further, and been open-air. I’ve hiked down into that canyon and spent the night. There’s no substitute for that, really.

  10. Comment by Squid on 7/2 @ 8:52 am #

    Or better yet, tied him to the back of it and dragged him down a gravel road at fifty miles per hour?

    Wouldn’t work. He’s an experienced ambulance chaser.

  11. Comment by Mikey NTH on 7/2 @ 9:33 am #

    The John Edwards sex tape.

    I bet his hair was perfect.

  12. Comment by sdferr on 7/2 @ 10:20 am #

    Fausta reports:

    11:35am update:
    Costa Rica’s president Óscar Arias is opposed to Zaleya’s return. Arias, Colombia’s Alvaro Uribe and Guatemala’s Alvaro Colom all are opposed to Zaleya’s reinstatement.

    Yesterday Zelaya was saying that he will return to Honduras with Chilean president Michelle Bachelet; this was denied by Chilean chancellor Mariano Fernández, who disapproved of Zelaya’s removal but also deplored the OAS’s ultimatum as “extremely severe.”

  13. Comment by donald on 7/2 @ 3:12 pm #

    I dig the balcony. Gotta be honest, if Edward’s dick hadn’t been inisde her, I’d bone Riele Hunter. Barak Obama is gay. Just sayin.

    Back to baseball.

  14. Comment by OCBill on 7/2 @ 4:37 pm #

    I get nervous when I’m up that high. I wonder if they would let me bring my Acme Security Anvil.

  15. Comment by Swen Swenson on 7/2 @ 7:28 pm #

    Finally a reason to go to Chicago. ‘Course I’ve jumped out of perfectly safe airplanes.

    Still, I’m not nearly brave enough to watch Silky’s dog & pony show, we all draw the line somewhere.

    And no DIY plastic surgery. Don’t need any anyway being a naturally handsome devil.

    Obama as the male ideal? Nowadays that may be so, considering that it’s pretty obvious Michelle wears the pants in that family leaving him the roll of petulant man-child. But he throws like a girl, which costs him style points.

  16. Comment by Swen Swenson on 7/2 @ 7:33 pm #

    Comment by Joe on 7/2 @ 6:25 am #
    How has Edward’s wife not run him over with the family SUV? Or better yet, tied him to the back of it and dragged him down a gravel road at fifty miles per hour?

    No need. Like Hillary, she probably finds it more satisfying to keep his pecker in a jar on her bedside table.

  17. Comment by Swen Swenson on 7/2 @ 7:38 pm #

    Comment by Mikey NTH on 7/2 @ 9:33 am #
    The John Edwards sex tape.

    I bet his hair was perfect.

    I bet he stopped halfway through to primp.

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