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Comment by Jeff G. on 6/22 @ 9:31 am #
If you don’t got ‘em? Pretend.
And then Tweet about it.
Comment by Timstigator on 6/22 @ 9:44 am #
Isn’t there some sugar-daddy who could make all your dreams come true?
Comment by B Moe on 6/22 @ 9:59 am #
Put a hundred bucks on my account, on account of I won’t have it until Friday.
Comment by BumperStickerist on 6/22 @ 10:18 am #
I was going to get Jeff something off of his Wish List, but then I checked it.
3rd Season of Dexter
Assortment of Sawz-all blades
Plum colored Gravy Boat.
… pause …
so I guess I’ll just go the PayPal route and have a clear conscience.
And plausible deniability.
.
Comment by Carin on 6/22 @ 10:22 am #
Jeff, send me your snail mail, and I’ll send some when I get some. Payday it the first of the month.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 6/22 @ 10:33 am #
How ’bout I just bum one off of my friend at the bar, then spend the next three hours smoking his whole pack and boring the shit out of everyone with my “I only smoke when I drink” story. The next morning I’ll put on my workout gear, go to the gym and fold like a lawn chair, all while complaining loudly to everyone about how damn smoky the bar was and how they should ban that crap. Later at work I’ll spend forty minutes discussing the merits of Honduran cigars over Cuban and blathering on about how much it costs to keep a good humidor in this town. Then while at lunch with clients, I’ll order a salad and tell everyone about how I’m on a diet since I gained so much weight after I quit smoking. After work, I’ll go home and smoke the rest of the “emergency” pack of Marlboro I keep in the freezer while lying on the couch drinking cheap red wine and watching “When Harry Met Sally” (ironically) for the seventeenth time this year, flipping to Sportscenter during commercials to have something to bullshit about before tomorrows staff meeting.
I mean, I could do that…
Comment by Jeff G. on 6/22 @ 10:49 am #
I need plastic wrap and duct tape, as well. Will add those asap!
Back later!
Comment by Salt Lick on 6/22 @ 11:05 am #
I need plastic wrap and duct tape, as well.
OK, but with those materials I’d go with the third type of cooker.
Comment by LTC John on 6/22 @ 11:07 am #
Hobos don’t wrap and stuff themselves in culverts now, do they?
Comment by mojo on 6/22 @ 12:24 pm #
Still using culverts as disposal areas, Colonel? How 90’s.
I found a nice metal plating operation that has big vats of acid.
MUCH neater.
Comment by SDN on 6/22 @ 12:47 pm #
Jeff, is that your wish list, or the ‘dillo’s?
Comment by charles austin on 6/22 @ 1:20 pm #
Alas, my contribution will have to wait another week. I assume you awill still take it after the official expiration date.
Comment by LTC John on 6/22 @ 1:40 pm #
mojo – Muratic acid went out with Dahmer, didn’t it? Maybe the plastic wrap and duct tape is to build a hobo-habitat…
Comment by mojo on 6/22 @ 1:48 pm #
Muriatic acid is for pools, LTC. I’m talkin’ molar nitric acid here.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 6/22 @ 2:05 pm #
Oh, there are lots of fun things you can make with nitric acid.
Guncotton, for instance.
Got organic molecules? We can nitrate ‘em!
Comment by geoffb on 6/22 @ 2:16 pm #
Anybody seen Laura Palmer lately?
Comment by Pablo on 6/22 @ 2:19 pm #
More like this.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 6/22 @ 2:20 pm #
Culverts are…not good, if you live in a place where tightly wrapped packages jammed in a culvert can cause things to back up during a heavy rain.
Comment by B Moe on 6/22 @ 3:16 pm #
I heard an interesting question today: if the green movement in Iran doesn’t care what the West thinks or want our help or support, why are so many of the protest signs written in English?
Comment by Joe on 6/22 @ 3:25 pm #
Evan Thomas claims he was taken out of context?
As Darleen said the other day: And some of the worst perpetuators of allowing the Left to control the narrative and frame the debate are non-leftists who admonish us to be Very Very Careful Not to Offend(tm) because, they too, have bought into the “offense is determined by the receiver of the message, not the author†paradigm.
Sometimes you have to determine intent by what the person said and assume denials later on are just bullshit. And in Evan Thomas’ and News(Obama)week’s case, what Thomas orginally said is probably what Thomas meant.
Comment by Makewi on 6/22 @ 3:43 pm #
Done. Not as big as I’d have liked it to be, but it’s something anyway.
Comment by Joe on 6/22 @ 3:47 pm #
Talking about defication, how about Obama omniscience over how to handle Iran (at least from his greatest supporter Andrew “I will get you Trig Palin” Sullivan. Of course, Hitchens, in his usual brilliant style deals with that nonsense:
Becuase it really does not matter what you say if the other side is not acting in good faith. So why not say what you mean.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/22 @ 7:57 pm #
PayPal ate my frickin’ Porter.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 6/22 @ 8:48 pm #
Shh!! If you’d spent much time on the 16th Street mall you’d know that he’s doing god’s work.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/22 @ 9:26 pm #
Me? I’m saving it ’til JG sings.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 6/22 @ 9:26 pm #
I wish I could have sent you more than I did, but I suppose I don’t have to wait until the next fundraiser…
;^)
Comment by TmjUtah on 6/22 @ 10:21 pm #
Ka-ching.
Thanks for what you do.
Comment by geoffb on 6/22 @ 11:34 pm #
guinsPen,
How do you customize the tiny url to be something to do with the page itself?
Comment by maggie katzen on 6/22 @ 11:42 pm #
oh, geoffb, there’s a custom option on there.
Comment by Joe on 6/22 @ 11:48 pm #
guinsPen goes to Chicago.
Comment by geoffb on 6/23 @ 12:14 am #
Hmmm. Must be a different tinyurl program. The only option I have is which service to use for the creation.
Comment by maggie katzen on 6/23 @ 12:16 am #
I was just talking about the site tinyurl.com. there’s an option there to customize.
Comment by geoffb on 6/23 @ 12:27 am #
Sorry, I thought it was in the program not the site. Thank you for the info again. I’ve never been to their site.
Now I see, different from what I use. I have a program in my Tools menu that automatically will make a tinyurl and put in in my clipboard for pasting.
Comment by Eric Cartman on 6/23 @ 12:28 am #
Page A17 in Monday’s NYT, Swan. A couple of Jews died. Maybe you can find the time to comment, maybe not.
And Swan, in your 18-page treatise om intentionalism I see no citation to Prager.
Rolling with that noxious mix of white power racists and white-trash ain’t gonna pay your bills, Swan.
Comment by serr8d on 6/23 @ 6:14 am #
Eric, I’m sorry, but I’ve completely missed whatever intent you intended with your comment.
(Swan lived happily every after. I’m sure of it.)
Comment by serr8d on 6/23 @ 6:15 am #
Every ever after. Pick one!
Comment by Danger on 6/23 @ 6:19 am #
“Eric, I’m sorry, but I’ve completely missed whatever intent you intended with your comment.”
serr8d,
I blame the CLP fumes;)
Comment by serr8d on 6/23 @ 6:31 am #
Hmmmph. I’ve never sat and watched South Park. Except for that episode where Al Gore was mocked. Good stuff, that.
(You won’t be able to convince me I’ve missed anything culturally significant, either. Reminds me of a certain co-worker who obviously gets the majority of his news from Comedy Central. He knows all those South Park referents. And little more.)
Comment by Danger on 6/23 @ 6:35 am #
The CLP fumes is a reference to my post at the Pub
Comment by Salt Lick on 6/23 @ 7:54 am #
OT — Any thoughts, opinions on NedaNet, the website set up to support the current Iranian Revolution?
Comment by serr8d on 6/23 @ 8:04 am #
I g00gled ‘Eric Cartman’, danger, and found…South Park. Cartman…
thor’s attributes; at least the first 6 are spot on.
Comment by Danger on 6/23 @ 10:36 am #
“thor’s attributes; at least the first 6 are spot on.”
serr8d,
Thor/ Cartman irony be thy name
Comment by Chuggo on 6/23 @ 11:03 am #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH C’MON FUCK A GUY!
Has JeffG admitted to his wife and kids that he’s not even blogging anymore? What little respect they had for him as a man must be slowly slipping away.
Here’s a poem, you worthless sack of shit:
Your blog’s fuckin garbage and you’re livin’ a lie
AHH, Come on fuck a guy
Your product is shit nobody wants to buy
AHH, Come on fuck a guy
Scan that shit, Mr. Failed-Academic
Comment by maggie katzen on 6/23 @ 12:22 pm #
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
Comment by Danger on 6/23 @ 12:25 pm #
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
Maggie,
Poor health care and thick blood from the cold could be the culprits.
Comment by JD on 6/23 @ 12:27 pm #
Was that a visit from the famed “Gordo”, the lardass?
Comment by SBP on 6/23 @ 12:29 pm #
I’m thinking that it was the Canadian “physicist” and “electrical engineer” who doesn’t even have a baccalaureate degree.
Could’ve been Fudge-o Packer, though. One is about as useless and unemployable as the other.
Comment by mojo on 6/23 @ 12:32 pm #
Hey, C’mon, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Scans better.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 5:25 pm #
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
Maybe because of only one Cup out of the last eighteen.
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 5:39 pm #
lorne greenes baritone voice
neil youngs mutton chops
joni mitchells teeth
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 5:42 pm #
my big dumbo disney ears…
give them their anthem
hands down
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 5:43 pm #
don cherry suits?
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 5:43 pm #
and of course/ # 4!
Comment by B Moe on 6/23 @ 5:48 pm #
Don Cherry suits rock, dude.
Comment by Denis Lemieux on 6/23 @ 5:50 pm #
OGLETHORPE !!!
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 5:58 pm #
# 4!
Mister Orrverrated !
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 6:01 pm #
thanks…
lemieux [if thats ur real name)
once i got over the fact that i think ur claude lemieux
who i…strongly dislike and fart in
his general direction..
i loved that vid/ thanks…
two words shall not pass my Goofy lips…
“Mickey Knows”
and
‘”Goalie Fights”
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 6:08 pm #
ur a liar/ only defensemen to lead the league in scoring
winner of hart[mvp) norris) and scoring title…in one season
transformed game..
there were better defenseman/ larry robinson/denis potvin/scott
i forget name-nj guy-scot…stevenson! [Whee!-another molson 4 me!
rail against my stupidity iffn u want..
but don’t ever/ever dis bobby orr
thank you…
congratulations on cup win!
Comment by Denis Lemieux on 6/23 @ 6:29 pm #
[if thats ur real name)
L’emieux c’est moi.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 6:32 pm #
ur a liar
Scouts ???
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 6:42 pm #
Mister Orrverrated !
Merely rattling your cage, netminder.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 6:57 pm #
We’re agreed, then.
‘zonoes !!!
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:08 pm #
best hockey i ever seen/
canada cup…
canucks had
gretzky/lemuiux [mario)
some left wing dude
ray borque/paul coffey
in net…
patrick roy!
question?
do u agree that hockey is rascist?
or..
not so much?
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:15 pm #
what does ‘zonoes mean?
u peeps are so nice/ once i asked why u call me nishi?
all in good fun/ flubbers{?)
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:17 pm #
JD happyfeet dinner…
c’mon y’all- we borg think!
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 7:26 pm #
what does ‘zonoes mean?
You’ve read my mind.
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:28 pm #
robert gordon orr…
was born a poor farm boy…
but tho his parental units disdained the cold weather…
he upped the anti by turning the thermastatt to zero….
his communist ice hockey daddy shifts were studied…
in the richard daley chicago machine…
tony espesito?
phil?
in the blanks people!
jesus saves and espo scores on the rebound?…
gerry cheevers had stiches… on his mask…
zombie culture?
i’m still stumbling this out….
thank u canada…
for/ u know..
{don’t get snippy)
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:30 pm #
how does zones mean i read ur mind?
walk softly and carry a big forecheck?
butt-end…
be kind….
[fuck head)
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 7:32 pm #
Exactly.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 7:35 pm #
What I mean is, no monies ’til Ned “sings.”
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 7:46 pm #
as a top cat
i fear i ain’t nearly what i thought i was at…
please please me…
what is zones?
{i am supine…though …ah fuck.. u win…
penguin!)
Comment by Pablo on 6/23 @ 7:54 pm #
Bobby. Fucking. Orr.
That is all.
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/23 @ 8:25 pm #
i will check my boobby orr eight ball…
which someone….
cut in half….and shake/ shake/ shake it….
to find the answer….
magic half eight ball says….
………?
Comment by guinsPen on 6/23 @ 8:44 pm #
Racy.
Comment by B Moe on 6/23 @ 9:30 pm #
Damn, I thought you guys were hockey fans.
Comment by guinsPen on 6/24 @ 7:43 pm #
This just in.
Bobby. Marvin. Hull.
Comment by pdbuttons on 6/26 @ 1:34 pm #
my dream team is mean
gordie howe//great-ski../bob hull
bobby orr..{he’s so good he can play left and right!
gump worsley
Comment by Blitz on 6/26 @ 5:12 pm #
G: Moog
LD: Shore
RD: Orr
LW: Bucyk
RW: Neely
C: Schmidt
Now THATS a team! I can do one for the ‘guins if you’d like.
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