David Shuster Tries to Steal Perez Hilton’s Crown [Dan Collins]
Which is really just gauche. You can see Shuster here, asking permission to vomit about the news that The Donald won’t strip Miss USA California, Carrie Prejean, of her crown for boobie pictures and expressing her opionion.
That a woman with medically enhanced boobage would presume to speak against universal gay marriage is beyond absurd, according to Mr. Shuster. These pageants are a superficial outrage, and ought to be stopped.
For all his faux feminism, it never seems to occur to Shuster that television talking heads aren’t always chosen simply on the basis of their matchless wits. As Treacher says (paraphrasing), just because you’ve got a camera pointed at your face doesn’t mean you’re smart.
Somehow, it doesn’t occur to Shuster, either, that Hollywood actors and actresses who like to pontificate don’t necessarily have much in the brains and education department. Many of them are crappy actors and actresses who court publicity out of a grandiose sense of entitlement. Shuster looks like the love child of Keith Olbermann and Mel Kiper, Jr., and they ought to give him his own program, called Crosstalk, to display his sterling intellect. He could have a Most Emetic Person in the World segment.Â Hell, I’d like to see the guy interviewed by Carrie Prejean.
Like most self-important idiots, he seems unaware that his standards can be applied to himself (and his network).
Oh, and Mr. Douchester, in the interests of correct grammar, it ought to be “may I vomit.” We presume you are as capable of nauseation as you are of nauseating.