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The second rule of (a)holes
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Comment by David R. Block on 4/20 @ 12:00 pm #
Speaking of stupid, how is Janet doing these days?
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 4/20 @ 12:07 pm #
She’s not the sharpest spade in the shed.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 12:09 pm #
Does our stupid Homeland Security twat think that her bigoty report is more likely or less likely to make veterans sympathetic to groups what hate our dirty socialist government you think? I think that is an interesting question what someone should ask her.
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 12:09 pm #
This is like watching the remake of Clinton 90210. Hillary, in a cameo, is Madeline Albright. Joe Biden plays the utterly irrelevant part of Al Gore. And Janet is Janet.
Meanwhile, you know those banks we loaned all that money to so they wouldn’t fail? Baracky is thinking about just, you know, owing them. For The Children™, no doubt.
What could go wrong?
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 12:11 pm #
Hey, can somebody hook a brother up with another “n” for that link up there?
Comment by geoffb on 4/20 @ 12:15 pm #
A new picture should be in the works. Along the lines of “Halp us Janet, we is stuck here with these hicks”.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 12:17 pm #
Can you repost the link?
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 12:17 pm #
Are you absolutely sure about this “she” thing? I’m not so sure she’s not hanging some fruit.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 12:19 pm #
Can there be a rule of no more Janets. I know two does not necessarily establish a pattern but I have a bad felling about Janet N. We do not need another Janet R.
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 12:20 pm #
All these “potential terrorists” and one of Obama’s first moves was to openly toy with making soldiers pay for VA treatment through their own insurance. Dems spare no effort to disqualify overseas military ballots as well. Funny how their usual impulse with any group or nation deemed a “threat” is to bend over like prison bitches, but with these crazy right-wing American soldiers they opt for antagonism. It’s almost like they don’t really believe what they’re saying but see some sort of political benefit to manufacturing teh narrative.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 12:24 pm #
You’re only saying that because you hate women and the notion of women in power. You’re a racist too. Barack Obama is the best president in history, and the only way to be against him is if you’re a racist or a tool of the corporations.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 12:26 pm #
So, they’re too stupid to get a, you know, real job at home so they enlist to become Bush’s, er….Obama’s killbot machines, and when they get out they’re still too stupid to….what?
I guess to remember their oaths.
On behalf of my son: fuck you, Janet, you ignorant twat.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 12:27 pm #
It is hard to tell which is more offensive.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 12:27 pm #
Gee, gekko, stereotype much? You work for Janet or something?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 12:29 pm #
oh, that’s not a parody…
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 12:30 pm #
Hehe.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 12:31 pm #
Gordo has to be a parody …
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 12:32 pm #
I thought for sure #11 was a parody until clicking on his blog type object.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:32 pm #
I made the mistake of clicking on Gordo’s link. Now I feel like I should go back and repeat 10th grade.
FOR THE CRITICAL THINKING SKILZ!
Comment by irongrampa on 4/20 @ 12:33 pm #
Is it just me, or is differentiating between parody and sincerity becoming nearly impossible to determine lately?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:38 pm #
Here’s a read on Gordo’s mad logic skilz:
A) One of Scott Beauchamp’s sergeant said Beauchamp made up the whole atrocity things.
+B) That same sergeant is convicted of executing blindfolded Iraqi prisoners …
=C) SERGEANT DISCREDITED! BEAUCHAMP TOLD THE TRUTH!!11ELEVENTY11!!
Main sources cited: Huffington Post and Andrew “Where are Trigs Medical Records, Wah!” Sullivan.
Truth is still stranger, and funnier, than fiction.
Comment by mojo on 4/20 @ 12:38 pm #
Sharp as a marble.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:39 pm #
hush you guys. Let’s not scare him away.
Gordo, I’m really interested in what you have to say. Praytell, do you have a newsletter?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:40 pm #
Yes he does, Carin, but I’m pretty sure you have to be able to read Crayon.
Comment by Dash Rendar on 4/20 @ 12:41 pm #
Maybe this Gordo character is parroting some more, um, nuanced rhetorical paradigm. Blur the line between satire and reality, make the lefties look like certifiable thorazine laden retreads. Reverse-astroturf. Brilliant!
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 12:41 pm #
Speaking for myself I am not a racist, I am a tool for “the corporations”. Which corporations I am a tool for changes on any given day. Since today is Monday I will be pimping the Burger King Holdings Corporation which is now producing the Angry Triple Whopper.
http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/burger-king-angry-triple59606.htm
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:41 pm #
Well, being a mom of five, I do
speakread crayon.Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:42 pm #
I think he looks a bit like that tool that married what’s her name. You guys know who I’m talking about. Thelma. Or Louise. One of them.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 12:43 pm #
As a kind of Public Health Alert, there’s no doubt that Gov’t demonizing Vets will surely “help” them get jobs and otherwise reintegrate into society.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 12:43 pm #
Is his blog SFW?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:44 pm #
Carin: Old World or New world dialect? And foes it involve an Etch-A-Sketch and a box full of Legos?
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:44 pm #
No, Pink. It may dramatically lower your IQ and you’ll be unable to finish your current assignment.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:45 pm #
Mr. Pink: Safe for Work, Deadly for Intellect.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 12:45 pm #
Yeah, I’m not buying Gordo as anything other than an elaborate parody. Hell, maybe he’s really me.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:45 pm #
CARIN!!!!!!
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:46 pm #
My Etch-A-Sketch skillz are limited. And the legos have all been sucked into the vacuum.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 12:46 pm #
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I will stay away then until I get home thanks for the info.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:46 pm #
I said it first. I win.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 12:47 pm #
I love this one Who’s the racist? the guy with the sign or the guy that assumes all pimps are black?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 12:47 pm #
Jeff: We all know you’d never survive setting up and maintaining a site like Gordo’s no matter how many red pills and fine Scotches are involved.
Soon there would be dead hobos all over the greater Denver area.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:48 pm #
His comment here does smack of parody. But his website lacks any such whiff.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:50 pm #
Dang, I guess Gordo’s not gonna grace us with his presence. Perhaps if we went onto his blog and baited him?
OR, I could just go to the gym.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 12:50 pm #
unless… unless… it’s really someone else that’s just linking that site to fool us all.
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 12:50 pm #
Oh, the link works. It just should have been “owning ” and not “owing”, what with that being very different. Here’s the thrust:
So, if we just own them, Congress won’t have to authorize more funds, or something. Apparently, they’ll run better when the USA is their largest stakeholder. Besides, we’re only talking about 90% of the banking system.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 12:51 pm #
You think Taylor was Jeff too?
Comment by George Orwell on 4/20 @ 12:51 pm #
She’s not the sharpest spade in the shed.
Heh heh. I see what you did there.
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 12:51 pm #
Shit. I meant to put the link in that. Looks like I picked the wring week to quit sniffing glue.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 12:57 pm #
reluctant to spend more taxpayer money on financial rescues.
Ah, the critical distinction between Gov’t spending taxpayer money and just giving it away. Or not.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 12:59 pm #
It seems there are two ways to become popular in American politics. You can ignore months of warnings that terrorists are planning a large-scale attack, or you can do something to help protect ordinary Americans from financial predators and war crazed veterans who are drawn to paranoid drug addicts like Rush Limbaugh.
Republican attacks against Obama’s administration are little more than the continuation of a paranoid politics of delusion and personal destruction. You can’t win on ideas so you have to tear down people. Listen, you’re the bitter-enders, clinging to the notion that the white race will continue to rule in the interests of the money, not people.
The fact that you’ve called Napalatano a cunt, i.e., a twat, a lesbian, and you’ve called for her rape (shed and spade imagery) is illustration enough that you should be on some watch list or another.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 1:02 pm #
Was there a baker’s dozen sale on strawmen in your town, Gordo?
Comment by Benedick on 4/20 @ 1:04 pm #
Why do you automatically associate spades with rape? Racist.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:05 pm #
Is gordo white by any chance? Is it just me or do you hear white people on the left throwing out the race card more than anyone else nowdays? It is almost as if you do not need any credibility at all to throw it out anymore.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:05 pm #
I guess the shed is, um, sexual because it holds tools?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 1:06 pm #
Is there any place on the intertubes that I can purchase a decoder ring like the one Gordo uses? Imean, that baby gots it some multifunctions! Also, mine doesn’t have the the whole Sexist-White Boy module.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:07 pm #
My how Progressive Groupists do fear them some individuals, wot?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 1:08 pm #
I’m thinking that with Barry in the White House, Gordo gets very, very excited when he hears talks of watch lists.
Comment by mojo on 4/20 @ 1:09 pm #
Got it!
It’s G. Gordon Liddy. Nice try, “Gordo”, but I READ YOUR BOOK!
It stunk, BTW.
Comment by mojo on 4/20 @ 1:10 pm #
Or, on the other hand, he could be just another fat Mexican. Six of one…
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:12 pm #
Good Allah, Gordo. Listen to your doctor, he/she/vet has your best interests at heart.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:12 pm #
Again, do we really need a statistical analysis to prove that extremist groups will try to use these issues as tools to radicalize and recruit potential members and allies? The fact is, the extremists at Stormfront have been openly attempting to infiltrate conservative forums like Free Republic so that they can use issues like immigration and anti-government paranoia to radicalize and recruit potential members.
The fact is, the analysis of right wing extremist groups was not initiated by Secretary Napolitano, but by President Bush. Bush also ordered an analysis of left wing extremists, which didn’t seem to bother civil libertarians one bit. Claiming that the Obama administration is unfairly singling out right wing extremists and attempting to link these extremists to mainstream conservatives is missing the point. These groups are dangerous and they recruit from these known sources. In reality, the analysis was a routine examination of potential sources of violent extremism.
Bush’s illegal and immoral war against “terror” is what’s driving the right wing agenda in addition to its traditional sexism and racism.
Comment by R.W. Teabagger on 4/20 @ 1:13 pm #
Beware, Gordo, whenever you drink your Whole Foods tea, you are suckling from my essence!
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:13 pm #
Who made up that site?
Comment by mossberg500 on 4/20 @ 1:13 pm #
…and you’ve called for her rape (shed and spade imagery) is illustration enough that you should be on some watch list or another.
That’s got to be parody! It’s getting funnier with each comment. C’mon gordo, this is your dare-to-be-great moment. Do that voodoo that you do so weellllll!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:15 pm #
At least Ann Coulter had the good sense not to have any kids. I feel sorry for Malkin’s kids growing up with a mom so filled with bile and hatred.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:15 pm #
RACISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORDO SAID SO. IT IS TRUE. LA VERDAD, BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by mossberg500 on 4/20 @ 1:15 pm #
Gordo, FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!
Comment by Benedick on 4/20 @ 1:15 pm #
I think Gordo’s contributions can best be described as “spittle-flecked.”
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:16 pm #
This thing is performance art …
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 4/20 @ 1:17 pm #
Who the hell thought the singer from Concrete Blonde was going to be a good choice for DHS anyway. I mean seriously. Kumar is one thing, this is another.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:17 pm #
Gordo the left wing is full of traditional sexism and racism. You have your memes mixed up.
They are also run by mega-corporations that control massive amounts of slave trade thru Southeast Asia along with thousands of child labor camps. They have been funding these places for years in backdoor ways by pushing unions onto American companies making them less competative for their mega-corporations which then get to move their production factories to poor countries such as Thailand and India. There they get to pay them pennies on the dollar while importing women from the countryside to work as sex slaves. See it is all connected man. Google that shit.
Comment by mossberg500 on 4/20 @ 1:17 pm #
I haven’t seen a good rant like this since Neil “Kneel” Masters.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:18 pm #
“Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:05 pm #
I guess the shed is, um, sexual because it holds tools?”
No, it’s because gekko IS a tool.
Comment by MarkD on 4/20 @ 1:18 pm #
So, does this propensity to join right wing terrorist organizations wear off, or is it for life? I wouldn’t want to denounce myself prematurely, and it’s been thirty some years since I declined the invitation to drill instructor school. Is serving when they had a draft a mitigating factor, or did one actually have to be drafted, or is there no salvation?
No, Gordo is not G. Gordon Liddy. Liddy has a pair.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:18 pm #
Bush’s illegal and immoral war against “terror†is what’s driving the right wing agenda….
Thank you, President Obama!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:19 pm #
Benedick,
So like a neocon to ignore an actual argument and go in for the easy ad-hominem.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:20 pm #
A rose is a rose is a rose, Gordo.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:20 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:12 pm #
Again, do we really need a statistical analysis to prove that extremist groups will try to use these issues as tools to radicalize and recruit potential members and allies?”
On behalf of my son, Matt the Marine: fuck you, Gordon, you ignorant twat.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:21 pm #
So like a neo-lib to ignore the mega-corporations and go for the tiny corporations. You are getting fooled in the shell game.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:21 pm #
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:19 pm #
TEH IRONYâ„¢, IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!111!!!eleventy!!!1
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:21 pm #
First there was the missing body armor, then the inadequately armored Humvees, then the Walter Reed Scandal, and now the news that conditions at the Ft. Bragg medical facility are so poor that many soldiers would rather go back into combat than be left to recuperate there.
This just confirms what we’ve known for a long time: Bush loves to dress up and play Army, and he loves to get his photo taken with soldiers. But for Bush and the people in his administration, the troops are “the helpâ€. As long as they do their jobs and keep their mouths shut, they can occasionally be singled out for praise. But they are to be ignored at all other times, and their pay and benefits are to be kept at an absolute minimum.
We’re now reaping the whirlwind of brain-damaged vets acting out the horrors of war to further a the racist right-wing agenda.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:22 pm #
yes.
cite?
cite please? It’s dated April 7, 2009.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:22 pm #
Gordo – take one hand off of your cockandballz and point to us where you actually made a point. All I saw was a full on krazy string of assertions, lies, and those evil ad homs that you decry. And, take your medication, but don’t go away.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:23 pm #
Matt the Marine probably needs a good round of psychological help. Obama’s reform of the health care system means that he won’t be left to become drug addicted and homeless, like so many vets from previous wars.
Comment by kristan on 4/20 @ 1:23 pm #
damn. no popcorn at work.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:24 pm #
cite?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:25 pm #
Does Gordo know that Bush is not Prezzydent anymore, and that his hero, Teh One, wants to charge veterans for medical treatment for service related injuries? I know, that is a distraction. This one has talking points for everything. It knows stuff.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:25 pm #
“….and now the news that conditions at the Ft. Bragg medical facility are so poor that many soldiers would rather go back into combat than be left to recuperate there.”
But I’ll just bet you’re in favor of socialist health care, ain’t you, gordo?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:25 pm #
Matt the Marine probably needs a good round of psychological help
Go fuck yourself with a swordfish, you cowardly git.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:26 pm #
N.O’Brain – You know they will do it … better.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:27 pm #
“This just confirms what we’ve known for a long time: Bush loves to dress up and play Army,…”
No no no, gordo, Bush dressed up and played Air Force.
No, waitm he actuallu WAS a fighter pilot.
Oh wll, another meme augers into the ground.
Just to keep the Air Force metaphor going.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:28 pm #
When you seek only simple solutions to complex problems, you usually wind up creating a bigger problem. Remember when all your wingnut friends were saying that we could end illegal immigration by building a fence, stop the flow of illegal drugs by increasing prison sentences for drug offenses, and spread democracy throughout the Middle East by invading Iraq? When will you learn that there ARE such things as complicated problems that require complex solutions? We need more than just an MBA president, we need a scholar like Barack Obama.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:29 pm #
Gordo you are not digging deep enough in your analysis. The right wing racism you are speaking about is actually left wing. Funding the body armor was done by congress which is a perveance of Dianne Fienstien. She deliberately cut the funding out of the congressional budget according to executive Congressional order 66. This helps further derange us soldiers when we return from war because nothing pisses off a person in uniform more than not having body armor. Us killbots are used as cynical mega-corporate tools to advance the left wing agenda of racism, slavery, sexism, and suicide here at home.
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Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:29 pm #
so you can’t, um, bring any “facts” as of yet, Gordo?
Comment by Benedick on 4/20 @ 1:30 pm #
JD, I love the new website!
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 1:30 pm #
This guy has to be a deep cover parody. But if not I still want to subscribe to his newsletter.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 1:31 pm #
Look at all of those broken military vets, ripe and ready to be sucked up by racist right wing terror groups who, unlike the left wing terror groups in both Bush’s and the current report, will remained … um … unnamed.
Now I need to continue to feed on Gordo’s nuance before he realizes he’s no better than a walking stack of 3 X 5 cards.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:31 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:23 pm #
Matt the Marine probably needs a good round of psychological help.”
Fuck you you ignorant twat.
My son is one of the smartest, most grounded, kindest people you could ever hope to meet, a loving husband and a devoted father,who is currently serving oversesa so you have the right to prove to the entire world that you are uneducated, mouth-breathing cocksucker.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 1:31 pm #
When you seek only simple solutions to complex problems, you usually wind up creating a bigger problem.
Another irony deficient progressive. I am noticing a trend.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:32 pm #
Somebody please give
PollyGordo a cracker, preferably Zwieback – oh, and some Thorazine.Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:32 pm #
Gordo did you also know that Obama is a non-American Muslim tool of rich Saudi oil barons and is only our President to advance their interests? You did notice the bow right? It has far more significance than you think.
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Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:34 pm #
Thanks, Benedick. It took a while, but we now how a bigger douchenozzle than Chuckles the Paleo ‘Tard
Comment by MarkD on 4/20 @ 1:35 pm #
Gordo is unaware that the problems at Walter Reed were caused by it being placed on the BRAC closing list by Congress. So money could be wasted on a facility scheduled for closing, or the heartless bastard Bush could be blamed for our troops having substandard facilities for recuperation. Either way, Gordo and his ilk could profess their superiority.
So what’s the Teleprompter in Chief done for the military, stud? Besides trying to foist the cost of their care off on them personally?
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 1:35 pm #
The velocity of a sneeze still blows me away. Can you believe that?
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:36 pm #
Well, you know, Gordo, the record concerning returning Vets from five wars over the past 69 years is rather striking.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 1:37 pm #
Correction: When you seek only complex fuckups to simple life, you usually wind up creating a bigger government.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 1:38 pm #
It is sad Gordo does not realize what a tool he is of the mega-corporations and left wing racists everytime he looks in the mirror. It makes me weep :(
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 1:39 pm #
It makes me sneeze.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:39 pm #
“Comment by J. “Trashman” Peden on 4/20 @ 1:36 pm #
Well, you know, Gordo, the record concerning returning Vets from five wars over the past 69 years is rather striking.”
YES, THE ARE ALL OF THEM CRAZED KILLBOTS JUST WAITING TO TURN ON AN UNSUSPECTING NATION AND KILL KILL KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
-Gordo the Ingorant Twat
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:40 pm #
N.O’Brian: do you watch your son every minute of the day? Do you know how damaged he really is? Bush used you and the Neocons used your son. That’s because the Republican party doesn’t want to draw too much attention to the kind of support they’ve been giving to the troops lately.
This lack of support comes at a time when soldiers and veterans are going through an especially tough time, thanks to the foreign policy and economic decisions made by George Bush and the Republican lapdogs who ran congress until 2006.
And let’s not forget the conditions endured by wounded vets at the Walter Reed Army hospital, the disgraceful way that the Bush administration has been cheating wounded soldiers out of the benefits, and the Republicans’ practice of scrubbing black soldiers from the voter rolls.
It was the Republicans who pushed for the war in Iraq, and it’s the Republicans who are insisting that the war be continued, if necessary for 100 years. And it’s the Republicans who turn their backs on our soldiers when they come back home.
So it’s not hard to see why Republican politicians and commentators aren’t very anxious to talk about who really supports the troops. What I wonder about is how they manage to get to sleep at nigh
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 1:40 pm #
Gordo thinks that complicated solutions are required for all of the world’s ills, which only tends to complicate the problems unnecessarily. I kinda hope that some of those damaged, deranged vets are available to take care of that little pirate problem in Somalia but I expect that some tough, complicated negotiations are called for with an eye towards understanding, forgiveness and some free loot.
Oh and Gordo doesn’t know anybody from the military and when no one is looking, he pulls my mane.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 1:41 pm #
My guess is Gordo is a lizoid. There are too many CharlesJohnsonisms in his writing. And thanks for patriots like Matt and his service.
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 1:42 pm #
Uh, you got a link for that, Gordo?
What plan is that, Gordo? The one that fixes drug addiction and homelessness via health care system reform? A link for that would be nice too.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:43 pm #
Gordo want a cracker?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:43 pm #
I have the misfortune of working in the Fox News building in NY. Even when you walk outside the building, on one side they have all these posters up proclaiming “Powerful this†or “Powerful thatâ€. They don’t even try to hide it anymore.
I see Neil Cavuto rather frequently, probably because his program is on during the daytime. The poor bastard walks around with a cane because he has MS, but it is hard for me to elicit much sympathy for him when he is such a willing participant in spouting right wing propaganda.
Comment by MarkD on 4/20 @ 1:43 pm #
Well, Gordo wrote this:
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 12:24 pm #
You’re only saying that because you hate women and the notion of women in power. You’re a racist too. Barack Obama is the best president in history, and the only way to be against him is if you’re a racist or a tool of the corporations.
Ao any questions about his judgement are settled. Unless he’s a paid troll in it for the money. I’d write things like that for money, but it would take a lot of money. So Gordo, are you a fool or a professional?
Comment by Pablo on 4/20 @ 1:44 pm #
Could this be Gordon, the long lost LGF house contrarian?
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 1:44 pm #
Didn’t Obama recently propose and then drop like a dollop of lava the idea that veterans should be using their own, private insurance companies to pay for long term, war related injuries?
Oh, well, what do i know? I’m just an abused imaginary flying equine with a horn.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 1:45 pm #
Gordo, are you a lizoid troll or thor’s fuck buddy?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:45 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:40 pm #
N.O’Brian: do you watch your son every minute of the day? Do you know how damaged he really is? Bush used you and the Neocons used your son.”
Dear Ingorant Twat: My son is a volunteer.
“That’s because the Republican party doesn’t want to draw too much attention to the kind of support they’ve been giving to the troops lately.”
Dear Ingorant Twat: what the fuck is that statement supposed to mean?
“This lack of support comes at a time when soldiers and veterans are going through an especially tough time, thanks to the foreign policy and economic decisions made by George Bush and the Republican lapdogs who ran congress until 2006.”
Dear Ingorant Twat: wrong again, it was the Democrat obstrcutionism that preveted reform of Fanny and Freddie, setting off the current economic firestorm.
“And let’s not forget the conditions endured by wounded vets at the Walter Reed Army hospital,…”
Run the The All Powerful And Wonderfukl Federal Government. You Ingornat twat.
“the disgraceful way that the Bush administration has been cheating wounded soldiers out of the benefits, and the Republicans’ practice of scrubbing black soldiers from the voter rolls.”
An insane Ingorant Twat.
Great combo you got going there twat boy.
“So it’s not hard to see why Republican politicians and commentators aren’t very anxious to talk about who really supports the troops. What I wonder about is how they manage to get to sleep at nigh”
You, you ingorant twat, are crazy.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:46 pm #
hey look! BUNNIES!!!!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:46 pm #
Thanks, Joe.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 1:46 pm #
Did Gordo just read him some Chomsky and think, “Whoa, dude, now I’m an intellectual!”?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:48 pm #
Having a president who acts with intelligence and compassion is pretty cool.
Some claim that it doesn’t make much difference which party controls the White House, but some recent news stories reveal that there is a vast ideological gulf that separates the parties, and that ideological differences manifest themselves in policy decisions
To be sure, some of the progressive legislation passing in Congress would have passed even if McCain had been elected. But it would not have passed without Democratic majorities, and passage would be moot, since McCain would have vetoed these measures.
Also, some of the differences between Bush and Obama reflect differences between the presidents themselves, rather than ideological differences between the parties. But for the most part, these changes can be traced to the fact that Americans elected Democrats to congress and to the presidency, and this political shift has brought about real change.
And as the American people realized while surveying the wreckage of the American economy and foreign policy, change is exactly what we needed.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/20 @ 1:49 pm #
I see Neil Cavuto rather frequently, probably because his program is on during the daytime. The poor bastard walks around with a cane because he has MS, but it is hard for me to elicit much sympathy for him when he is such a willing participant in spouting right wing propaganda.
That’s really heartwarming. I feel the same way about Obama’s stupidity. But there’s no cane for stupidity.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:49 pm #
N.O’Brian,
Name-calling: last refuge of a schoundral.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:49 pm #
No, he thought to himself, I are a intelll….intelllec….in in in i n….
I are a smart, cause I can fart.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:50 pm #
Gordo is a lying mendoucheous twatwaffle, of the highest order.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 1:50 pm #
To be sure, some of the progressive legislation passing in Congress would have passed even if McCain had been elected.
You say that as if “progressive” was a good thing.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:50 pm #
Why are you being to sexist and ignoring me, Gordo?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:51 pm #
so
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Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:52 pm #
Gordo, the internet equivelent to cerebral methane.
Oh, and learn to spell, you ignorant twat.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:52 pm #
Maggie,
Maybe if there were a few women in the hierarchy, the Church wouldn’t have such a permissive attitude toward crimes like forcible rape of a child. Looking forward to Obama’s speech at Notre Dame?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:53 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:48 pm #
Having a president who acts with intelligence and compassion is pretty cool.”
It would be if we had one, you ignoratnt twat.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 1:53 pm #
Oh, here he goes again. The next thing you know he’ll be dancing around the back yard in a diaper, Obama! and Change! buttons pinned to his bleeding skin, chanting over and over again, “NOW WE CAN HOPE FOR CHANGE! NOW WE CAN HOPE FOR CHANGE!”
It’s during times like these, when all of the campaign talking points get regurgitated, that I fervently pray for a troll to appear and beat me to death.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 1:53 pm #
gawd, I love bunnies, but you’re going overboard, Gordo. please to provide the info I requested.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 1:53 pm #
Has to be parody. Can’t be real. Must be Jeff.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 1:54 pm #
That’s sprouting, Gordo. Neil Chia-vuto, propagandist.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 1:54 pm #
“Some claim that it doesn’t make much difference which party controls the White House, but some recent news stories reveal that there is a vast ideological gulf that separates the parties, and that ideological differences manifest themselves in policy decisions”
Yeah, there’s a difference between O!bama’s smiley face fascism and classical liberalism.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 1:55 pm #
Some claim that it doesn’t make much difference which party controls the White House, but some recent news stories reveal that there is a vast ideological gulf that separates the parties…
Nothing gets past this one.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:55 pm #
Gordo – Name calling and puking out lies is all you have done. Aren’t you embarassed yet?
I want examples of this intelligence of which you speak, and while you are at it, how about this “real change” ?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 1:57 pm #
I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed about Obama’s proposal. His plan was to bill private insurers for the cost of treating veterans. The proposal has since been dropped.
I would point out that veterans are already responsible for paying for health care costs that are not related to their term of service, whether they have health insurance or not. And if Obama’s health care proposal is accepted, a lot more of these veterans will have their costs covered by the government. So you’re in favor Obama’s health care proposal, because you care so much about veterans’ health care costs, right?
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 1:57 pm #
Oh, please. I beg you! Don’t mention that his insufferable, factless Junior High rantings on his blogs don’t get any comments from anybody! First he’ll beat me with a bamboo cane and then he gets drunk on mad dog 20/20, mounts me and then pukes all over my beautiful, silvery coat.
The only good thing about it is that I get to kick him in the head when he’s passed out.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 1:57 pm #
Tru dat. So we got the Prez touring tinpot regimes and a trillion dollar congressional throwaway, all in five months flat.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 1:57 pm #
Do you guys remember the Buchananite that was around here last week? And now this Dundee cake? If we could catch them keep them in a jar, with holes in the lid, for them to breathe, that would be so cool.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 1:58 pm #
the Church wouldn’t have such a permissive attitude toward crimes like forcible rape of a child
What color is the sky in your world, Gordo?
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 1:58 pm #
Hey, Gordo, you forgot “Iraq is Vietnam” and “Bush went there for the oil”.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/20 @ 1:59 pm #
Name-calling: last refuge of a schoundral.
A schoundral is a Jewish cobbler, right?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:00 pm #
Silver Whistle – Was that Paleo Chuckles the ‘Tard?
Is there any Leftist talking point / canard that this asshat has not touched on yet?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:00 pm #
erm, who pays the premium to those private insurers?
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 2:00 pm #
Gordo’s practicing the proud and longstanding progg principle of assertion by assertion.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:01 pm #
Oh, no, J. Peden! Don’t go there! Please. The last time someone mentioned Bush, Iraq and oil in the same comment he filled the bathtub with vegetable oil, slathered it all over himself and ran out to be, throwing himself under my hooves and begging me to “Stomp me in oil like Bushhitler did to the Iraqi people.”
I am ashamed. I did so.
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 4/20 @ 2:02 pm #
Gordo @60: “Again, do we really need a statistical analysis to prove that extremist groups will try to use these issues as tools to radicalize and recruit potential members and allies?”
Well see, Gordo, many people can think for themselves, and are not going to be brainwashed into becoming something they’re not by a brief exposure to some “recruiter.” These hypothetical “recruiters can try all they want, but for the most part theyare going to make as much progress as you are making here. None.
I’m sure it took many years for you to become such a recruited and radicalized tool. What issues were used as tools to recruit and radicalize you?
Are you aware that you have nor asked people here what they think, you told them what they think? Bad, Gordo.
I would hope that you are willing to concede that people can take a good long look at this administration and this congress, and conclude that their actions are ruinous and should be opposed. In other words, they can look, but draw a different (legitimate) conclusion from you. A different conclusion is not worthy of this demionizing in which you are engaging. Either concede this point, or explicitly deny it and state that people who disagree with your conclusions are evil bcause they disagree.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:02 pm #
again, cite?
Comment by nikkolai on 4/20 @ 2:03 pm #
Gordo is more insane than thor, parsnip/actus et al. And that’s saying something……
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 2:03 pm #
If we could catch them keep them in a jar, with holes in the lid, for them to breathe, that would be so cool.
Other than some strange dietary habits, they do seem to thrive in captivity.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 2:04 pm #
JD, I can’t remember the moniker, but he had a cyber-hardon for Daniel Larison. Kind of like this nutball, only the inverse, if you catch my drift. The world is a celebration of diversity.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:05 pm #
Come on, B Moe … to them, it is not strange to eat their own shit.
Gordo – You are a fuckin’ ‘tard. You owe an apology to pretty much everyone in the world.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/20 @ 2:06 pm #
This dude got an A in Ward Churchil’s ethnic studies class at the University of Colorado.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:07 pm #
Sorry, guys, but Gordo only talks in assertion, like “You’ll eat this kudzu/cardboard mix because it’s good for recycling” or “You believe in pixies and gruffs but not in AGW? You are the most racist unicorn evah!” then he paints big “R’s” and elephants on my beautiful, silvery skin and then forces me to eat fish head soup while making me chant “RACIST NO MORE! HOPE FOR CHANGE! GIVE UP THE KIBBLE, WHITEY!”
Please, I beg you! Somebody kill me!
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 2:07 pm #
Gordo hates his employer a bit, shall we say, overly passionately – and bears close watching and perhaps even pre-emption. Is it our duty to report to DHS?
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 2:08 pm #
B Moe, coprophagy just means they are very cheap to keep.
Comment by nikkolai on 4/20 @ 2:09 pm #
How do these trolls find us here?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:11 pm #
If I ever met Gordo’s parents, I would slap them.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 2:15 pm #
Actually I was thinking of all the very unnatural things they do to soy beans down at the local natural foods co-op.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:18 pm #
There was this one time that Gordo had a girl who, gods know why, actually dated him for more than 24 hours. He invited her parents over for dinner. They turned out to be Midwestern style conservatives. Well Pa mentioned something about working people keeping more of their money and not being taxed to death. Oh, great Summer Queen, Gordo went off of the trolley tracks scattering teaspoons all the way. Mom and Pa were dubbed “Racist, capitalist tools of Republican Bush Nazis” While everyone covered their heads in horror he repeatedly burned himself with a hot iron on his bear chest so that Pa could say “he had had dinner with someone of color!”
But then … oh, I don’t know if I can go on … Pa mentioned something about “I didn’t serve my country in the Marines to listen to this crap.!” Oh, boy, did Gordo get real quiet, his eyes beginning to bug out of his head. He promptly fell to his knees and grabbed Pa around the legs screaming, begging him not to kill him in a PTSD rage, whimpering over and over “Bush did that to you … Bush did that to you …”
Then he pissed all over himself.
No one’s been by to visit since. Later that night he smeared my flanks with butter creme icing and licked me dry.
I felt so dirty.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:18 pm #
Wm T
“I’m sure it took many years for you to become such a recruited and radicalized tool.”
My guess is that Gordo the Twat is a journalism major.
At an all girls’ school. Maybe Bryn Mawr.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:18 pm #
oh, finally, here we go… most places, the percentage of vets that become homeless is less than 1%.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:19 pm #
Edmame is a good invention. It may be the only “vegetable” on the planet that I like, if prepared properly.
Gordo is still an oozing festering rectal fistula on the chocolate starfish of humanity.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:19 pm #
“bare chest” “BARE CHEST! I wish a bear would eat me and end my torment.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:19 pm #
Mmmmmm…icing…..
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
N.O’Brian,
Why do you hate women? How close is your son to becoming an hero?
JD,
Typical rethuglican tactics. would you send them to a blacksite and torture them too? Talk about the paranoid right-wing, JD proves my point.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
Gordo’s Unicorn is a fountain of wisdom, and is killing me. Bravo to whomever has composed such verse.
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
Obama’s reform of the health care system means that he won’t be left to become drug addicted and homeless, like so many vets from previous wars.
As a vet5 from a “previous war, I am touched by your concern. Having said that, go fuck yourself.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
There you go again. As I’ve pointed out repeatedly, most of the people tortured WERE NOT TERRORISTS.
But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death. I honestly don’t know how you manage to live with that.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:24 pm #
it’s funny how so few sources want to mention that percentage. They almost all go with “There’s x number of homeless people that are veterans.”
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 2:24 pm #
But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death.
Cite?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:24 pm #
WHAT!? WHERE!?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:26 pm #
Gordo – If your parents are not to blame for your descension into twatwafflery, who shall we blame?
BTW – Using the word “blacksite” is racist.
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 2:26 pm #
I, for one, am glad Gordo came by to tell me what I really think. Here I thought I could think for myself all these years.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:26 pm #
The failed get-tough approach to illegal drugs is falling out of favor, partly because it didn’t work, and partly because Bush metaphorically flew Air Force One into World Trade. And partly, I think, because people are starting to reassess all of the policies that they associate with Bush and his failed presidency.
So now it appears that we may be seeing an end to the War on Drugs, which means that we might be able to start a new era: the Rational Approach to Drugs. Now if we could just get started on the Rational Approach to Terrorism…
Republicans want to prohibit drugs, but they don’t want to do anything to prevent the radicalization of brain-damaged veterens returning from a (illegal) war zone. Odd, no?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:26 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
N.O’Brian,
Why do you hate women? How close is your son to becoming an hero?”
Ummm where the fuck did the “hate women” bullshit come from? I lurves me some woman, every last one of them.
As to my son being a hero, no, he’s not, he’s a man (unlike you) who does his job daily, supporting an entire company of grunts, with no complaints.
And gordo, you ignorant twat, I’ve said it before to others, but you’re not good enough to lick the sand from his combat boots.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:27 pm #
Gordo is arguing with the cacophony of voices in its head. Quite disturbing. And, sad.
I blame Kyoto.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:27 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:22 pm #
There you go again. As I’ve pointed out repeatedly, most of the people tortured WERE NOT TERRORISTS.
But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death. I honestly don’t know how you manage to live with that.”
See?
Journo major.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:27 pm #
N.OBrian,
Today must be a special day for you and the other military fetishists on here (lick sand from his combat boots). 14/88 and all that, yeah?
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 2:28 pm #
Yes, we all miss Bush.
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 4/20 @ 2:28 pm #
“But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death.”
I think he’s talking about what he’s inflicting on us.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:29 pm #
VETERANS ARE BRAIN DAMAGED !!!!!!!! I KNOW BEKUZ GORDO SAID IT WAS SO !!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT RETHUGLIKKKANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:29 pm #
“An Hero” dumbass
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=an%20hero
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:29 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:26 pm #
The failed get-tough approach to illegal drugs is falling out of favor, partly because it didn’t work, and partly because Bush metaphorically flew Air Force One into World Trade.”
See?
Journo major.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:29 pm #
Here we go with the “Thousands of innocent people tortured to death by the Bushhitler CheneyO’Stalin” regime!” again. Gods, they must have the bodies stacked at Carlsbad Caverns or some such. But then comes the horror of “demonstration” when he pours water over my face and screams “AREN’T YOU FEELING TORTURED? HUH? AREN’T YOU?”
If I only had opposable thumbs I’d drill a hole into my skull.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:30 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:29 pm #
“An Hero†dumbass”
WTF?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:30 pm #
I hope Gordo’s Unicorn did not leave.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:31 pm #
Does Gordo hae opposable thumbs?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:32 pm #
The voices in its head are winning. Big time.
Comment by J. "Trashman" Peden on 4/20 @ 2:32 pm #
But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death.
I assume that those must be the same ones who “disappeared” without anyone ever noticing?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:32 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:27 pm #
N.OBrian,
Today must be a special day for you and the other military fetishists on here (lick sand from his combat boots). 14/88 and all that, yeah?”
WTF?
Can someone translate that from Teh Stoopidâ„¢?
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 4/20 @ 2:32 pm #
The troll is just trying to get a rise out of people. He’s laying on the talking points/boilerplate too thick for it to be real. Later he’ll hang out with his progressive friends and brag about how he would everybody up.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 2:33 pm #
National Review has had the official editorial stance that the war on drugs was a failure for at least twenty years.
Nice to hear you’re just now catching up with conservatives. Now convince the Democrats.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:33 pm #
BWAH HA HA HA HAaaaaa. so you can provide links, just not to anything that actually supports your crazy assertions.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:33 pm #
In 2001, the US suffered the most devastating terrorist attack in its history. In 2003, the US invaded Iraq in order to destroy that country’s nonexistent weapons of mass destruction. Bush blamed both of these catastrophes on intelligence failures. George Tenet was head of the Central Intelligence Agency from 1997 through 2004. So why would Bush give Tenet the Medal of Freedom?
My guess is, he gave Tenet the medal for keeping his mouth shut about Bush’s lack of concern about international terrorism before the 9/11 attacks, and about Bush’s eagerness to go to war with Iraq at a time when Bush was telling the American people that he was trying to avoid war. That and Tenet’s having enough sense to know that he should only give voice to his antisemitism in the presence of fellow antisemites.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:33 pm #
That “an hero” link goes to a definition where it is apparent that Gordo is suggesting that vets commit suicide. What a fucking douche. Hell, even Olbergasm and Madcow would back away from this loon.
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:34 pm #
Oh don’t take that “suicide” thing seriously. It just pisses Gordo off that he doesn’t have the stones to off himself and set me free.
Oh, gods! Free! Free to fly and think for myself and not have to (shudder) play “lick the Crisco off the nightstick.’”
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:34 pm #
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 2:33 pm #
“LOOK! BUNNIES!”
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:34 pm #
worthless.
FTFY
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 2:34 pm #
But you think it’s just fine to torture innocent people to death. I honestly don’t know how you manage to live with that.
Hey! Hey! LBJ! How many kids did you kill today?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:35 pm #
The Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos … it never takes long.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:36 pm #
Teh Stoopid, it is thick with this one.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:36 pm #
Gordo, what did you mean by “flying into the World Trade”?
Is that some sort of reactionary leftist isolationist schtick?
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn's big wet dick on 4/20 @ 2:36 pm #
C’mere, N.O’Brain, let me change the size of your pretty mouth and fill your belly with combat juice and sticky sprinkles.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:37 pm #
“Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 2:36 pm #
Teh Stoopid, it is thick with this one.”
A Jedi Twat.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 2:37 pm #
I believe he’s trying to say we’re Nazi fetishests, based on the claims that “88″ is neo-nazi code for “heil Hitler”. (Since ‘h’ is the eighth letter of the alphabet…)
He’s either a persistent parody, a troll, or a confused Canadian Human Rights Commission staffer.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:38 pm #
Oh.
It’s thor.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 2:38 pm #
So now it appears that we may be seeing an end to the War on Drugs…
Angling for amnesty?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:39 pm #
did Gordo’s Unicorn just give himself away? someone have butter creme icing on the brain today? ;D
Comment by Gordo's Unicorn on 4/20 @ 2:39 pm #
Don’t worry too much, N. O’Brain. Some days he thinks it was me that flew into the Towers. Reality is kind of an ephemeral concept to poor Gordo.
As is logic, critical thinking, reading for comprehension, maturity, hygiene, love for all humanity and morality.
(shudder)
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 2:39 pm #
Really? While the attacks on family members line up, the foul language hasn’t started spewing forth yet.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 2:39 pm #
Look at 210
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:41 pm #
oops, I botched the html. himself
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 2:41 pm #
Craptucular crisis, guys! I leave you for an hour and an amoeba shit storm breaks out!
Oh and thor is not Gordo’s unicorn.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 2:41 pm #
oops, I botched the html, again…. himself
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 2:43 pm #
I don’t know but given the initial idiocy of their various stances, isn’t it encouraging to know they all leave asking themselves serious, fundamental questions about their worldviews?
Comment by MarkD on 4/20 @ 2:43 pm #
The voices in Gordo’s head are getting loud.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 2:44 pm #
Eh — these are not people who ever question their worldviews. They KNOW, and that’s enough for them.
Comment by mojo on 4/20 @ 2:47 pm #
Definitely not Liddy.
The fat Mexican is leading.
Comment by Silver Whistle on 4/20 @ 2:50 pm #
So Gordo, do you think Adebayor and van Persie being crocked will go in Liverpool’s favor tomorrow night?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/20 @ 2:55 pm #
Geez, maggie! Why don’t you open a detective agency already!
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 3:03 pm #
Heck, some things are salient BJTexs and Butter creme is one.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 3:04 pm #
ut oh. I may have just gotten myself thrown into the spam bin. Let’s just say I’ll chalk it up to some medication that I’m not planning on using for very long.
Comment by JoeEgo on 4/20 @ 3:05 pm #
I love Gordo for the silly, misguided soul he is. I can almost feel his earnestness through the tubes. Jeff truly deserves a tip for attracting such a tenacious following.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 3:07 pm #
that too. I’m trying to think of what kind o’ cupcakes to make for Sweeney Todd I’m think red velvet.
Comment by mojo on 4/20 @ 3:10 pm #
“They come here, they all come here. How do they find me?”
– Zero Mostel, “The Producers”
Comment by geoffb on 4/20 @ 3:35 pm #
Even with this being an oxymoron, I went to FR and searched for “Stormfront” since they are being “open”.
The associates of the “Stormfront” people mentioned are ones like Anisa Abd El Fattah, Cindy Sheehan, and Ron Paul. Must be some new type of infiltration.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 3:36 pm #
When you seek only simple solutions to complex problems, you usually wind up creating a bigger problem.
Complex problem: Poverty (since the beginning of time, dont’cha know)
Simple solution: I know! Let’s lower the lending standards to give the poor a chance at home ownership, because the very fact of owning a home stops people from being poor, not the factors that led to their not being able to own a home under regular circumstances.
Wow. Gordo’s right! Simple solutions to complex problems do wreak eventual havoc!
we need a scholar like Barack Obama
Who has produced exactly zero scholarly writings.
Geez, Gordo, even I have published something in a scholarly journal. And I’m here to tell you that scholars are the last people in the world who should be in charge of a government. Scholars tend to be arrogant know-it-alls who have spent all their time living in academia instead of the real world. They stare down from their sky castles at the rest of us hapless morons, bitter and angry that we don’t see fit to put them in charge.
Grow up, Gordo. The government can’t save you, me, or anyone else on the planet. Governments are in the business of coersion, not salvation. You want salvation, turn to God.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 3:41 pm #
Gordo is too busy buggering goats and unicorns to spend any time on introspection, dicentra. He knows stuff.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 3:43 pm #
I went and read Gordo’s site. Surreal. Disturbing. Sad.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 3:43 pm #
You know who’s really controlling it all?
This big honking corporation!
Follow the money and all that.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 3:45 pm #
Gordo is too busy buggering goats and unicorns to spend any time on introspection, dicentra. He knows stuff.
Yeah, but I’m bored today. Might as well concoct cogent arguments before the gubmint cuts off my subversive Internet access.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 3:47 pm #
Curses! Foiled again!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 3:48 pm #
Could this be Gordon, the long lost LGF house contrarian?
Nodrog was much more coherent, IIRC (and I usually don’t). I thought I saw Nodrog’s blog somewhere. This Gordo guy doesn’t seem to know that his name means “fatso” in Spanish.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 3:49 pm #
You are, in fact, a right wing extremist, dicentra. Prolly using some Jedi mind trick on a brainless vet right now ;-)
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 3:53 pm #
This Gordo guy is fun. I haven’t seen such straight-faced assertion of such twaddle in dog’s years.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 3:55 pm #
oh dicentra, have you seen Taylor yet? in the “It’s Official” comments. we’ve been doubly blessed today. Though he’s a bit more focused than Gordo… just a bit.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 4:05 pm #
Gordo hit nearly every BS Leftist meme and canard, and even made up some new ones. Taylor was just a self-lefteous fascist.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 4:24 pm #
I just left Taylor a note at the end of the dead thread. He’s not real clear on the difference between his personal preferences and the common weal.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 4:34 pm #
Obama edited the Law Journal for Harvard. Not anyone here can say that.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 4:35 pm #
so?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 4:37 pm #
You lied when you said that Obama was no scholar. If you’re willing to lie about the details…
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 4:39 pm #
Obama also recast America as a third world dirty socialist shithole by at least tripling the federal deficit in his first two months in office. Just speaking for me I can’t say I ever done that.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 4:39 pm #
you can link these writings? cause you’d be the first….
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 4:40 pm #
I would add that you have yet to actually support many of your “details”
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 4:42 pm #
I’ve also never attended a church where the pastor said “God Damn America”
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 4:43 pm #
Obama isn’t a scholar. He’s a dirty socialist Chicago street trash piece of shit what is a scholar the same way he’s a patriot. Laughably.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 4:56 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 4:34 pm #
Obama edited the Law Journal for Harvard. Not anyone here can say that.”
But he didn’t write anything for it.
Some scholar.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 4:56 pm #
hey gordo brown you get those dvds working yet. O!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 4:56 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 4:37 pm #
You lied when you said that Obama was no scholar. If you’re willing to lie about the details…”
Like you do, twat?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 4:57 pm #
well, and I like how more of Gordo’s hatred for women is showing. apparently dicentra and I are the same person. YES, WE ALL LOOK ALIKE!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 4:57 pm #
many of us are not affirmative action tokens either.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 4:58 pm #
Obama may have been the editor of the Harvard Law Review but his contemporaries say he didn’t do jack squat. He was more into “being the editor” than in doing any actual editing. His staff did the work; he basked in the glory.
To be a scholar, you have to actually do scholarship. Attending college doesn’t make you a scholar any more than attending church makes you a saint. Obama has not produced any works of scholarship that would demonstrate his scholarship.
Only the soft-headed are impressed by degrees and titles. Those of us who have them know how limited one’s skill set can be to get them. They don’t qualify you to run a country. Not in the least. Not one iota. I couldn’t run a hot-dog stand, but boy, I can sure write a scholarly paper!
Start using your gray matter for more than holding your ears apart, boy.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 4:59 pm #
“many of us are not affirmative action tokens either.”
ZING!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:02 pm #
Having a president who acts with intelligence and compassion is pretty cool.
Only the soft-headed are impressed by the appearance of coolness. How cool was it for him to give the PM of the UK a set of DVDs that don’t work in Europe? How cool was it for him to bow to the Saudi oil ticks? How cool was it for him to say that we have 57 states, or not know how to pronounce “Orion” or not know that you need a protocol officer to receive foreign dignitaries?
It’s a shame that you don’t know how to recognize shallow, narcissistic people, Gordo. It would save you a lot of grief when your heroes let you down.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 5:03 pm #
Gordo may be a total asshole, but I found this entertaining.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:09 pm #
Nice way to bring in the “lazy negro” meme, you racist bastards.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:11 pm #
oh, did Obama finally release his academic records?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:12 pm #
if O! really is a “lazy mulatto” are we still racist bastards or just bastards?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 5:14 pm #
Gordo – Please rovide eveidence of said scholarship. FWIW – The rules were changed prior to Barcky being elected Editor, and it was a popular selection rather than merit based. Story of his life, if you ask me.
Racist
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:15 pm #
Nice way to bring in the “lazy negro†meme.
So if a black man is lazy, you can’t say it because it’s racist. Got it.
You don’t get to call me a racist just because I accused a lazy black man of being lazy. If you can find an incident where I have expressed the idea that black men are, generally speaking, lazier than white men, please produce it.
Otherwise, you need to retract that epithet until you (a) produce evidence that I think that black men are lazier than white men (b) think that Obama is lazy because he is black.
If you’d been on this blog for any length of time, you’d know that I think that Obama is lazy because he’s a narcissist who craves adulation without the concomitant accomplishments (a classic trait of narcissists). Narcissism is an equal-opportunity disorder that develops in people who suffered childhood trauma, such as being abandoned by both parents before the age of 10. Being black has nothing to do with it.
Try again. Because you know what they say: a racist is a conservative who is winning an argument with a progressive.
Comment by louchette candyflip, the 'pot & pr0n' classic liberpublican on 4/20 @ 5:15 pm #
sorry i’m late to this lulzy shindig. but i took a nap most of the day. just because i could. nya.
NEwayZ, LOL @181. what an ignorant and/or dishonest chode. if you’re really cared about OHNOES teh drug war, as i actually *do*, you would never let drug warrior extraordinaire little joey hairplugs anywhere near the vice presidency, or any public office for that matter. you know, he’s the guy who sponsored and pushed thru the deplorable rave act (which allowed the government to confiscate your home if your kids had a party, even if you weren’t aware of it, and which classified glow sticks and bottled water as ‘drug paraphernalia,’) and he’s the same totalitarian turd who has pushed thru more bad and destructive drug war legislation than any other congress critter in our republic’s history.
and no linkees for you. do your own goddam homework. but i’ll give you a tip, cuz i am magnanimous like that: balko’s archives are not a bad place to start reading about the drug war evil that biden has done. you’re welcome.
BTW, happy 420 day, everyone! ;-D
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:17 pm #
How many best selling, award winning books have you written?
Comment by louchette candyflip, the 'pot & pr0n' classic liberpublican on 4/20 @ 5:17 pm #
you not your, above. dammit. and i denounce my lysdexic typing. =P
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 5:18 pm #
This one is a pure scatter-shot troll. Its rantings are predictable. But it is persistent. Like crabs …
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 5:18 pm #
According to Carol Platt Liebau who was the Managing Editor while Obama was the President of Harvard’s Law Review, Obama used his position to delegate work to be done out to others, doing little of it himself, even advising her to do less than she was wont to do at one point. Because he could.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 5:20 pm #
Weird. I’ve always taken laziness to be a personality trait, not a racial one. Odd, though, how some people hear “lazy” and think “black” — and how often those people call others “racist”.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:20 pm #
why does it matter? Only smart people can write memoirs?
How many states do you think there are?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:21 pm #
ask bill ayers
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:21 pm #
How many best-selling, award-winning books have you written?
Again, only the soft-headed are impressed by popularity.
Please explain to us how increasing the size of government by exponentially increasing the amount of spending — during a recession — is a brilliant policy.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:21 pm #
How many times have you voted “Present”?
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 5:22 pm #
And what was the subject matter of these books, Gourd?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:22 pm #
Listen, you’ve brought in the notion that Obama is lazy for no other reason that he’s an “affirmative action choice” which is your code for negro. He’s lazy, he’s a negro, for you, it all fits together.
Your racism is disgusting and part and parcel with the general tenor of the rightwing movement.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:23 pm #
FTFY
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:23 pm #
When you say, “ask bill ayers” you’re clearly trying to argue that no black man could write his own memoir.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 5:24 pm #
Obama is also a weak pathetic disgusting smoker unlike people what quit eight days ago and are of vastly superior character than he is.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:24 pm #
what’s the code word for janets
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:24 pm #
Gordo:
Please don’t conflate comments made by one person with comments made by another. We’re not Jeff’s sock-puppets, which means that you cannot attribute racism to me when I did not make the “affirmative-action” quip.
Which, if you were not soft-headed, you would have recognized as lefty-bait.
But thanks for rising to it. Your soft-headedness is showing.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 5:25 pm #
ugly ugly cupcake
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 5:26 pm #
Here’s a little tip for you, gordo: President Teleprompter just isn’t that into you despite the fact that you act like thirteen year old schoolgirl with a crush.
And you can take your “racist” slurs and shove them up your ass.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:27 pm #
When you say, “ask bill ayers†you’re clearly trying to argue that no black man could write his own memoir.
No, he is arguing Obama didn’t write his own memoir. You are the one who seems to think all black men are the same.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:27 pm #
no, no, we lurves us some Thomas Sowell. but he’s kinda written about more than himself.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:28 pm #
So Jeff is a racist but you’re not? You’re all racists, to one extent or another. There is no other explanation for your bitter-ender hate for the duly elected President of the United States.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:28 pm #
which is your code for negro
Furthermore, if you have come to this blog with the intent of “decoding” our statements, thus to tell us what we mean, then you are definitely in the wrong place.
Come back after you’ve read this essay.
Then tell us how you know better what our words say than we do.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:29 pm #
yeah, I looked through the site for some ideas, but wasn’t grabbed by anything.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:29 pm #
no i’m saying the lazy mulatto, who wasted other peoples money in the annenburg chicago challenge and is taking this to the next 2 ordrs of magnitude nationally, had substantial assistance from his neighbor in writing “his” book.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:30 pm #
so what was your excuse the previous eight years?
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:30 pm #
How did you feel about George Bush, Gordo?
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 5:30 pm #
How many has Obama written?
(And if *that’s* your standard, doesn’t that mean Stephen King’s scholarship blows Obama’s out of the water?)
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 5:30 pm #
I’ll bet you’re pretty familiar with this condition yourself, son.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:31 pm #
There is no other explanation for your bitter-ender hate for the duly elected President of the United States.
Oh for the sake of Pete; we’ve snagged Janine Garofolo.
Hey Janine! Hope Jack shoots you in the thigh!
What was the explanation for your bitter-ender hate for the previous duly elected POTUS?
Or are you the only one who can be legitimately opposed to a president?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:31 pm #
Why are you focusing on his mix-raced parentage? Trying to decide whether one drop is enough to stimulate your racist hate?
Comment by Diana on 4/20 @ 5:31 pm #
Please … are Grodo’s 15 minutes of fame up yet?
Y’all are wrecking this place.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
why do you ignore it? HIS WHITE MOM DOESN’T MATTER!!!! SEXIST!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
you just luvs george w bush i’m sure
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
Mulattos were abused by AmeriKKKa as much as the full blooded. Just ask Sally Hemmings who was raped by Thomas Jefferson.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
Why did you hate George Bush, Gordo? I see no other reason than that he was white. Why do you hate white people, Gordo? Is that why you hate us and keep putting words in our mouth?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:33 pm #
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 5:33 pm #
Yeah, his policies and his choices for staffing his administration have nothing to do with it.
So, c’mon, ‘fess up — who’s running this troll? No one can be this blind, right?
Right?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:33 pm #
why are you calling us racists if we think the O!’s a knucklehead
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:34 pm #
Just ask Sally Hemmings who was raped by Thomas Jefferson.
That’s an old canard that was cooked up by Jefferson’s political opponents. Sally Hemming’s descendants have Jefferson blood, but it could have been one of Thomas’s no-good cousins or nephews what impregnated her.
I’m still waiting for your answer about Obama’s glorious economic policy. Please tell us, if you will, how drilling a huge hole in the bottom of a boat will let out the water that came in through the smaller, original hole.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:34 pm #
that rape thing must be a demorat party thing see bj clinton
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:35 pm #
Wait a minute!
Are you guys saying Obama’s father was a NEGRO?!?
Get outta here!
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 5:36 pm #
Obama’s daddy was Kenyan, gordito. Think there’s any racism in Africa? Any at all?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:37 pm #
i like the cut of this troll’s jib
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:38 pm #
Oh, Goody. Gordo is still here? I was afraid I”d missed him.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:38 pm #
dicentra,
raep is rape. Why are you minimizing it? is it because Sally Hemmings is part black?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:39 pm #
W007! Carin!
Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost! on 4/20 @ 5:39 pm #
#10 — “All these “potential terrorists†and one of Obama’s first moves was to openly toy with making soldiers pay for VA treatment through their own insurance.”
It wasn’t his first move, and he’s still at it…
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:39 pm #
What color was Juanita Broderick?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:40 pm #
you have proof of this? slaves couldn’t fall in love with white people? just how sexist and racist are you?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:41 pm #
ask Juanita Broaddrick
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:41 pm #
Although I’m leaning (again) toward parody.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:42 pm #
I mean … this:
Nice way to bring in the “lazy negro†meme, you racist bastards.
I think he over-reached with the “you racist bastard” bit at the end.
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 5:43 pm #
Gordo is the anti-Rev. King, valuing people for the color of their skin, rather than the content of their character.
Who is the racist again?
Oh yeah, Gordo.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:44 pm #
I mean, he is just a tad too “complete.” The bit up there about clergy abusing boys, for example. Is there a meme he hasn’t brought up?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:44 pm #
yes. but, he’s covering so much ground. I don’t think you do that as a hobby.
Comment by Random Cupcake on 4/20 @ 5:44 pm #
Eat me.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 5:45 pm #
Not I, maggie. I would have assploded long before now.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:46 pm #
From Forbes:
Black patients with lung cancer are less likely than white patients to receive recommended chemotherapy and surgery, a new study finds. Disparities in lung cancer treatments were as large in 2002 as they were back in the early 1990s, even though there have been efforts to decrease those inequalities in treatment, the study said.
“This study shows what most of the previous research has shown — that disparities in treatment patterns [still exist] between blacks and whites,†said Katherine S. Virgo, director of health services research the American Cancer Society, who was not involved in the study.
Researchers found that blacks with early-stage cancer were 37 percent less likely to receive recommended surgery and 42 percent less likely to receive recommended chemotherapy, compared with whites. Among patients with later-stage lung cancer, blacks were 57 percent less likely to receive recommended chemotherapy than whites.
The researchers speculated that there may be several reasons for the disparities in care: Blacks are less likely to get an accurate diagnosis and get recommendations for surgery, but blacks are also more likely to decline surgery, the study authors said. There also may be cultural differences, the researchers said. For example, many blacks distrust the health-care system. Also, blacks tend to rely on prayer and alternative healing and believe that “when your time is up, it is up,†the researchers said. “In addition, blacks are most often seen at county hospitals, which often provide lower quality medical therapy.â€
Virgo said disparities in treatment between blacks and whites are common for a number of diseases and conditions. “This is not something that is specific to non-small cell lung cancer,†she said.
***
Given the fact that blacks are less likely to be properly diagnosed and more likely to be treated in substandard facilities, it’s not surprising that they’re also more likely to have a fatalistic attitude with regard to health.
At any rate, this is just one more story illustrating institutionalized racial discrimination that will be mostly ignored by the media, which will go on pretending that the election of Obama proves that there’s no such thing as discrimination, and no such thing as racism.
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 5:49 pm #
No one has claimed there is no racism, there’s just a difference of opinion in who the racists are.
Look in the mirror Gordo, it’s you.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 5:51 pm #
gordo is a lot garafalo I think in his head but I agree that rape is rape, except no one would rape that cupcake what I linked cause it so ugly.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:51 pm #
O! raised taxes on cigarettes
O! is a racist.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:51 pm #
so you are saying that nothing could possibly have changed in the last seven years?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:52 pm #
WHAT HAPPENED TO HOPE AND CHANGE!?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:52 pm #
no “raep is rape.” like appeasement is smart diplomacy.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:53 pm #
Gordo sure does cover a lot of ground. ADD, you think?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 5:53 pm #
This one is breath-taking in its mendouceity. Racists.
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 5:54 pm #
Hey gordo’s knot. How do you feel about gay marriage? You know which ethnic group opposes gay marriage the most? No hints, spanky.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:55 pm #
Look! Gordo is attempting to prove that there are racists in America!
Next, he’ll demonstrate how he earned himself an exemption from being a racist.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:55 pm #
but really, it’s the usual, “Look BUNNIES!” strategery. you ask a hard question, Gordo changes the subject.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:55 pm #
kelly,
That’s a damn dirty lie and you know it.
That Forbes story really shut you bigots up, didn’t it.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:55 pm #
I wonder how many of those racist doctors were scholars?
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:56 pm #
I don’t think the story illustrated institutionalized racism. They made an attempt at a speculation, but I’m not buying it.
You know, it’s rather well known that older blacks (those who are more likely to get teh Cancer) don’t like doctors. If you don’t have regular check-ups, chances are you’re not going to find out that something is wrong, until you’ve taken a turn for the worse. Also, chances are great, if you don’t trust docs, that you may refuse treatments.
So … this is racism how?
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 5:56 pm #
None of us are doctors, Gordo, didn’t most doctors back Obama I read some where?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:57 pm #
he says, 12 comments later…
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 5:57 pm #
I don’t know, guys. There is something appealing about a troll who manages to cover the ground so rapidly.
But after awhile, moving the goalposts (and resorting to “racist” anytime a non-white person is mentioned) does get old. There’s no depth. And the insults aren’t even that good.
Maybe thor should take him under his wing and clue him in on how to hold his own at PW.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:57 pm #
don’t answer the question it could cost you!!!
?
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 5:58 pm #
So, the blacks love the gays, huh? Next you’re going to tell me they love arabs too. Go on. Say it. It will be fun.
Comment by Makewi on 4/20 @ 5:58 pm #
I think Gordo and Megan McCain would make a cute couple.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 5:59 pm #
where’s the link troll> what you want me to take your word for it?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 5:59 pm #
What is a damn dirty lie? That Prop 8 would have passed except for the black community support for Barcky, and their overwhelming opposition to same sex marriage?
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:59 pm #
I guess California is an outlier.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 6:00 pm #
That Forbes story really shut you bigots up, didn’t it.
Yes, Gordo, it left us speechless.
Especially since it had nothing to do with the subject(s) at hand.
This would be a lot more productive if your definition of racist were more useful. Conservative = Racist is so passé.
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 6:02 pm #
Gordo strikes me as someone with moonbat parents who was fed red diaper drivel from the time he was a baby. He’s got that quality of a not very bright ten-year-old who hasn’t figured out about Santa Claus on his own yet and doesn’t want to hear it from anyone else.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 6:02 pm #
And in case you hadn’t noticed, Gordo, we’re just toying with you, not having a serious discussion.
If you’d brought your A-game, maybe we’d make the effort, but as it is, you’re little more than a flighty ball of fluff.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 6:02 pm #
I don’t see where there is anything particularly unusual about Gordo really. He’s a true believer. And there’s nothing unusual about that. He follows the threads (imaginary though they be) of the axioms he takes for granted and geometrically arrives where he wants to go. Facts aren’t a problem in this sort of construction. Nor, it seems, are the people on the receiving end of his tall tales, about whom no calumny is too far a reach in service to his faith. But I’ll bet he only does what he does out of a deep concern and sincere care to make the world right. And hey, how can there be any sin in sincere?
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:02 pm #
Ha! How typical. Gordie jonesin’ for some cheap nobility in defending blacks from phantom racists on this blog but he doesn’t actually know any black people.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 6:03 pm #
From router’s link.
“It’s ugly,” said Scott Ihrig, a gay man, who attended the pageant with his partner. “I think it’s ridiculous that she got first runner-up. That is not the value of 95 percent of the people in this audience. Look around this audience and tell me how many gay men there are.”
That leaves me speechless.
Comment by P.J. on 4/20 @ 6:04 pm #
Gordo = chum
P.W. = sharks
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 6:05 pm #
and don’t read this report, Gordo! IT’S A LIE!!!
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 6:06 pm #
I didn’t realize gays were big followers of beauty pageants.
Of course, I didn’t realize that anyone cared about beauty pageants. As an aside, my husband was channel surfing last night, and I actually saw the Perez Hilton/beauty queen showdown. We were sorta amazed at the time, but I didn’t realize until later today that it had turned into a big dealo.
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:07 pm #
dicentra, please. Gordo’s liver couldn’t handle it.
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:09 pm #
Please tell us you’re kidding, Carin.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 6:10 pm #
Carin whips out her racist cred card, stand back burrito!
Obama is smarter than all the waterheaded, God-barking, r-wingered punks, nanny-nanny-nah-nah-nah.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 6:10 pm #
I didn’t realize gays were big followers of beauty pageants.
I didn’t either. I guess they had to take up the slack since straight men can’t watch them because of the sexism.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 6:10 pm #
I didn’t realize gays were big followers of beauty pageants.
Where else do they get their ideas for Drag Days? Drag queens always imitate hyper-women such as you see at pageants. Us dowdy folk only get imitated by actual trannies.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 6:15 pm #
I guess I never thought of it. I mean, it sorta makes sense in a weird, twisted way.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 6:16 pm #
Not anyone here can say they jerked their way into the Oval Office when lacking more than a shred of qualification while tacitly playing the race card, either.
Comment by TomB on 4/20 @ 6:18 pm #
Given the fact that blacks are less likely to be properly diagnosed and more likely to be treated in substandard facilities,
Where did you see that in the article?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:18 pm #
“Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 5:24 pm #
Obama is also a weak pathetic disgusting smoker unlike people what quit eight days ago and are of vastly superior character than he is.”
WOO-HOO!!!!
WTG, hf!
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 6:19 pm #
Gordo is the asserter’s asserter.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 6:20 pm #
Oh, congrats Happy!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 6:21 pm #
maybe they were teabagging
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 6:21 pm #
Thor holds his own at PW?
Aren’t you missing a sarcasm tag?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:21 pm #
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 5:27 pm #
Now, now, maggie, you know that Sowell isn’t an authentic black person.
Or an authentic “negro”, as Gordo would say in his inimitable racist manner.
Comment by Carin on 4/20 @ 6:21 pm #
I hope he hasn’t run away. 24 isn’t on for another 35 minutes. And I’ve already written two haiku.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:23 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:31 pm #
Why are you focusing on his mix-raced parentage? Trying to decide whether one drop is enough to stimulate your racist hate?”
One-drop laws were promulgated by Democrats, racist.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:24 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
Mulattos were abused by AmeriKKKa as much as the full blooded. Just ask Sally Hemmings who was raped by Thomas Jefferson.”
Prove it, racist.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 6:26 pm #
Odds on Gordo leaving tonite questioning his entirely faulty underlying assumptions? Anyone?
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 6:27 pm #
Mexican donkey show.
Sarah Palin’s chipped tooth.
Fat clapping Philly greaser.
Just a three vision timeout, do carry on.
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 6:31 pm #
Odds on thor being human?
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:31 pm #
Vodka profundity, thor?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:32 pm #
Comment by JHoward on 4/20 @ 6:31 pm #
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:31 pm #
Please ignore the inbred mouth-breather.
Thank you.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 6:33 pm #
Go finger your ears, nose and asshole, you fat, white trash, racist monkey-sucker.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 6:35 pm #
Maybe thor should take him under his wing and clue him in on how to hold his own at PW.
I think you have that backwards.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:37 pm #
thor regularly “holds his own”
nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:38 pm #
thor went to the doctor, and Doc says to thor, “thor, I’m going to need a urine sample, a seman sample and a stool sample.”
thor said, “Look, doc, I’m in a hurry. Can I just leave my underpants?”
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/20 @ 6:41 pm #
FTFY.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:41 pm #
I’m sorry.
Ignore is now / ON /.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 6:43 pm #
Barcky is the first half-white President. Why do you ignore his white lineage, Gordo? I see, you hate white people. Why does Barcky ignore his white lineage, seeing as though he was raised by the white side of his family. And you claim we are racists? Go back to buggering goats, you mental midget.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 6:44 pm #
thor do you bugger goats?
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 6:51 pm #
I just want to return to Gordo’s attacks/lies on veterans, and his call for suicide. Anything thrown his way is more than well deserved. I may have to visit urbandictionary to find the appropriate descriptors for this cum-guzzling gutter slut.
Comment by kelly on 4/20 @ 6:53 pm #
Easy there, JD. I fear nothing good can come from a foray into UD.
Comment by LTC John on 4/20 @ 6:58 pm #
So thor destroys another thread, this time as “Gordo”.
I’ll check back tomorrow.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 6:59 pm #
Hey, I just thought of something: is thor Inflated Scrotum Guy from zombie’s blog?
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 6:59 pm #
I’m military like that.
But I’m not Gordo.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 6:59 pm #
Kelly – Usually I can go all sorts of vile on my own, but this Gordo has reached new levels that only UD can help with.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:02 pm #
Liar, you don’t think. You’re street junkie hooked on goat jizz, and a useless little r-wingered twerp.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:04 pm #
At least now we have a real Man in the White House willing to listen and show some respect to others.
As long as they’re potbellied communist caudillos with refried gulags, that is.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:05 pm #
I love Gordo. I laughed and laughed. Then I found out he’s serious, and I laughed even harder. Nothing is funnier than someone who is absolutely sincere in his stupidity.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:07 pm #
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:02 pm #
Yep, he is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 7:10 pm #
yea michelle is pretty good
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:10 pm #
Ok, I mean it this time.
Ignore is now / ON /.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 7:14 pm #
Fuck yourself.
I take charges of racism seriously. You toss the word out like a grenade, hoping to take out a number of enemies at once. Get off my site, please. You’re repulsive, and worse, from an intellectual perspective, you don’t answer direct questions or provide cites.
You bring nothing to the table. And because this ain’t a socialist paradise, you’ll get no food here. Go earn your fucking supper.
Comment by Mel on 4/20 @ 7:14 pm #
After all this time I find out I’m in a gang, The Right Wing. Do I at least get a jacket or something?
Come get me Janet.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:16 pm #
will = we’ll
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 7:16 pm #
huh, thor must have given up his Russian pig and started buggering a gordo cerdo.
I mean, he sounds like he’s been there!
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:17 pm #
Jeff, did you really expect this not to happen once resistance to President Unicorn became an issue? It’s just a clumsy attempt at a shout-down, to silence opposition. Gordon’s one of the brownshirts.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 7:17 pm #
This was an unfortunately timed, incompletely worded, and frankly stupid thing to release (or have leaked). Ms. Napolitano, like much of President Obama’s putative Justice League, is either way in over her head or way under the thumb of some lobby. I would advise Mr. Obama to get out of the mudbath and stand in the shower.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:21 pm #
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:15 pm #
Oh, whore, you poor, pitiful talking STD.
Yes, whore, I’m laughing at your conteptible thrashings.
Poor thing.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:22 pm #
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:32 pm #
Mulattos were abused by AmeriKKKa as much as the full blooded
Gordo, you DO KNOW, don’t you, that all the slaves in America were not exclusively from Africa?
Indeed, Obama has absolutely no connect to American slaves. And I’m giving him the benefit of a doubt that one of his ancestors was NOT selling Africans out of Africa.
That said, do you have one original thought? I mean, I can’t comment from work so I just got a look at this thread and all I see is a Leftist parody of every visceral hatey lie ever seen on Kos, DU or Pandagon.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:23 pm #
Thanks, cynn, but it’s happened too often for it to be a fluke. Remember Clinton’s 331-page paranoid screed about the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy (paid for by taxpayers, I might add)? David Axlerod picks a fight with Rush Limbaugh right out of the gate? No, this wasn’t a mistake, it was deliberate.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:23 pm #
Excuse me, cynn, but if you’re trying to change the subject from the stinky wet poo-poo squirts that P’brain pumps into his veins you’re wasting your time.
The fat little man is full of shit!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/20 @ 7:25 pm #
Hey, Mel. Good to see you back here.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:25 pm #
oh good lord
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 5:46 pm #
The Leftcult member doesn’t read his own cut-n-paste.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/20 @ 7:26 pm #
Ms. Napolitano, like much of President Obama’s putative Justice League, is either way in over her head or way under the thumb of some lobby.
You voted for the corrupt Chicago machine politician who had no record of competency at doing anything cynn.
You’ve only yourself to blame.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:28 pm #
Ooo, here’s some fun:
“The real story of Obama’s decision making with the hostages off Somalia
——————————————————————————–
Subject: The real story of Obama’s Decision Making with the hostages.
Subject: AH, now it comes out
Having spoken to some SEAL pals here in Virginia Beach yesterday and asking why this thing dragged out for 4 days, I got the following:
1. BHO wouldn’t authorize the DEVGRU/NSWC SEAL teams to the scene for 36 hours going against OSC (on scene commander) recommendation.
2. Once they arrived, BHO imposed restrictions on their ROE that they couldn’t do anything unless the hostage’s life was in “imminent” danger
3. The first time the hostage jumped, the SEALS had the raggies all sighted in, but could not fire due to ROE restriction
4. When the navy RIB came under fire as it approached with supplies, no fire was returned due to ROE restrictions. As the raggies were shooting at the RIB, they were exposed and the SEALS had them all dialed in.
5. BHO specifically denied two rescue plans developed by the Bainbridge CPN and SEAL teams
6. Bainbridge CPN and SEAL team CDR finally decide they have the OpArea and OSC authority to solely determine risk to hostage. 4 hours later, 3 dead raggies
7. BHO immediately claims credit for his “daring and decisive” behaviour. As usual with him, it’s BS.”
http://www.baylorfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2797846
via Dissecting Leftism
http://dissectleft.blogspot.com/
So whore’s butt buddy is just as big a fake as we thought.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:29 pm #
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:23 pm #
whore, the veins in your forehead are throbbing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:33 pm #
In the last election President Barack Obama certainly raised and lowered his leathery pimp hand on and about the rethuglidum’s crowns in a very competent and repetitious manner.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:33 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:32 pm #
If JeffG gonna choke me out now?”
No, you’re gonna go choke the chicken.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:35 pm #
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 7:33 pm #
He eked out a narrow 6 point win in spite of every reactionary leftist reporter in the country wishing to perform fellatio on him.
Poor delusory whore.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 7:36 pm #
No, thor, I think Obama needs to take a hatchet to whatever monstrous administration has been shoved down his throat. The criticism has been that key appointments haven’t been made; fair enough. But the ones he has are horrifying and I suspect ill-considered by him. It leads me to think he is a Marie Antionette figure and believe me you don’t want to get me going about that.
I enthusiastically supported Barak Obama because I believed he represented a new paradigm. What I see now is a government beholden to Wall Street, and a Congress to effete to act. You scared of those white-wing extremists? Try some of us left-wingers when we get the bathmat pulled.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:36 pm #
Comment by N. O’Brain on 4/20 @ 7:28 pm #
This seems plausible. I’d like to see some validation before bringing down the gavel on Jimmy Carter II’s limpness.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 7:36 pm #
Gordo, go back to Little Green Cowards.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:39 pm #
It leads me to think he is a Marie Antionette figure and believe me you don’t want to get me going about that.
His “three months old” comment in Trinidad-Tobago is not a good sign. It’s all about the Bo, it seems.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 7:39 pm #
OOps, I mean RIGHT-wing extremists, but same thing, I’m told.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:41 pm #
Make sure you get your son some help before Bush’s illegal war makes him go an hero.
What makes it “illegal,” bright boy?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:43 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:40 pm #
N.O’Brian,
Make sure you get your son some help before Bush’s illegal war makes him go an hero.”
YAWN.
Whatever, dickweed.
Comment by Joe on 4/20 @ 7:43 pm #
Gordo almost looks like an evil doppelgänger for Stephen Green. Well maybe not exactly, more like if Stephen had an evil simple younger brother named Gordo. The kid you would be afraid to leave alone around the pets because he might molest them.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:44 pm #
Ok, we got us a good sample now.
So.
Who’s the bigger fucktard, whore or gekko?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:45 pm #
“I enthusiastically supported Barak Obama because I believed he represented a new paradigm.”
Is Paradigm a street in Chicago?
Comment by Mel on 4/20 @ 7:46 pm #
Hi Spies! Good to be around.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:46 pm #
Gordo
Do you, like, list all your Left Cult talking points on index cards? Well thumbed, edges curled, index cards?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:46 pm #
“You scared of those white-wing extremists?”
Oooooo, clever.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:47 pm #
You do know, do you not, cynn, that the KKK was the terrorist arm of the Democratic party?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 7:49 pm #
“…Bush’s illegal war…”
“After four years of failure to restore the Union by the experiment of war….humanity, liberty, and the public welfare demand that immediate efforts be made for a cessation of hostilities…â€
-Democratic Party platform for 1864
Some things never change, do they?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 7:49 pm #
Get lost, Gordo. You’re a fucking simpleton, and your audience consists of, well, you. I don’t want you here. Clear enough?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 7:49 pm #
those giant paper mache puppets are fearsome
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:50 pm #
The big, bad cage wrestler JeffG deleted my comments. So much for freedom of speech, you fascist, racist an hero.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:51 pm #
“I enthusiastically supported Barak Obama because I believed he represented a new paradigm.â€
Oh, I call bovine excrement. You are a full cult member of the Left and Barry is your Messiah that will deliver you of your white guilt.
Shorter Gordo “See how wonderful I am? I voted for a Black Man! And all of you who do not worship Him as much as I do, you are all evil evil evil.”
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:51 pm #
Hey, Jeff, if I’m such a fucking simpleton, how come I’m on the right side of history and you’re stuck out of power? Huh? Riddle me that, dickweed.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:52 pm #
Realignment, jackoff. You better set up your tent and get comfortable in the wilderness.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 7:52 pm #
Honest question here. I work for a court, and at a recent security meeting this subject came up: We get highly legalese letters from defendants insisting they are beyond the jurisdiction of the court: i.e. they invoke the Uniform Commercial Code, object to a maritime (fringed) flag in the courtroom; copyright their name so we cannot use it in a Criminal Summons and Complaint; or otherwise excuse themselves from any court action against them.
After much discussion, we decided that we were dealing with Freemen. Are you guys Freemen?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:54 pm #
Your racist ilk are going to have to go the militia route if you want anyone to ever take you seriously again.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:55 pm #
Gordo
You have no respect for the Constitution, and obviously you have no concept of private property (like this blog) so pissoff pissant.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:56 pm #
Hey, Jeff, if I’m such a fucking simpleton, how come I’m on the right side of history and you’re stuck out of power? Huh? Riddle me that, dickweed.
Answer
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:56 pm #
Gordo
You’re a coward.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 7:57 pm #
Darleen,
Why don’t you look up the concept of an easement.
And I respect hte Constitution, because I believe it was written to serve we the people, not the monied interests like your fascist friends.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 7:59 pm #
cynn
how many defendants would that be? Hmmm?
In ten years at the DA office I say, say, one or two of those kind of letters… ten years in a county that files about 60,000 – 80,000 cases a year.
Now, the REAL people that cause harm are gangs … black, Mexican, white, Asian, Samoan … Vietnamese gangs are especially vicious. But you know, that vast majority of Vietnamese in this country are upstanding citizens.
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 7:59 pm #
After much discussion, we decided that we were dealing with Freemen. Are you guys Freemen?
I’ve always respected your right to dissent, cynn, but this is beneath you.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 7:59 pm #
Your racist ilk are going to have to go the militia route if you want anyone to ever take you seriously again.
Gourd-oh has a point here. Look how the Left swoons for any gang that can shoot its way into power: Sandanistas, mullahs, Castroites, Khmer Rouge, etc. We ought to eschew the debate and persuasion for head-chopping and shallow sloganeering…we’d have Gourd-oh tugging his shrimp in a New York minute.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 7:59 pm #
You’re nothing, Gordo. That you’ve attached yourself to Obama’s jock doesn’t make you one of the pretty people. You know that, right? You’re just a useful idiot, the end result of a system that has failed thanks to pressuring from the left and compromises from the right.
As for my wrestling, why does it interest you so much? Could I snap you like a fucking twig? Of course. But what does that have to do with anything here?
What, bother you that I can be an athlete AND be smarter and better looking than you?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Now. Piss off.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:00 pm #
“Are you guys Freemen?”
Well, personally, I’m a Freman.
Love what you’ve done with the stillsuit.
Comment by Makewi on 4/20 @ 8:00 pm #
Gordo has created quite an interesting world in his mind. Easier to do that then to have to actually think about things, and it allows you to be a heroic good guy without really having to do anything.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 8:00 pm #
Gordo
You’re a coward. Don’t you have some jackboots to shine? You know, to go do a forced energy audit on some person who thinks they actually own their home?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:04 pm #
BTW, gekko, you do realize, do you not, that only a government can censor you?
This is Jeff’s blog.
Jeff’s property.
You understand property, don’t you?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:04 pm #
Yeah, Makewi. His argument seems to amount to everyone not on his side is a racist, and racism is bad, making him and his side “good” and “right.” He’s one of those people who’s never had an original thought, but instead tries memorizing political cant in order to feel smart. Which he’s not. Just as he’s unsurprisingly dorky.
That I mistook him for a parody should be a wake-up call, but I doubt Gordo has the capacity to interpret the buzzing of an alarm clock as anything other than racist mimicry of bees.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 4/20 @ 8:05 pm #
Beeist!
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:07 pm #
Darleen, we are getting an outsize number of these kookspecs (I have a number). Omitting the number that are coming from mental facilities or as goofy gambits from prison, we are getting more and more people who are frankly desponent and desperate. It’s scary. And sad.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 8:09 pm #
Wait a second, so Gordo isn’t actually a parody?
Comment by Makewi on 4/20 @ 8:10 pm #
Also, if you don’t like to live in cities you’re kind of a cock.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 8:10 pm #
Not intentionally, bhard, but intentionally or no, he’ll do.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 8:13 pm #
I don’t know. I think I’m sticking with the parody interpretation. Otherwise I actually have to feel sorry for the guy.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:14 pm #
No. He’s real. He photoshopped a pic of my head on top a KKK guy at some point. Because he’s a pathetic and uncreative fuck who is desperately looking for acceptance from some group.
He also seems perversely interested in my martial arts training. I wonder if he doesn’t wear a cape and nightly beat the shit out of one of those weighted blow-up clowns he’s dressed up as me.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:16 pm #
“Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:14 pm #
No. He’s real. He photoshopped a pic of my head on top a KKK guy at some point”
Wait.
He thinks you’re a Democrat?
That’s pretty confused.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 8:16 pm #
No respect for the will of the people. They voted for BO because they were tricked, because they’re stupid. Is that what you’re saying? You style yourself the elites who have to lead AmeriKKKa to the promised land. Well, nobody wants to go that route. We’ve seen the truth of Republicans, it’s war, economic misery, racism, and a continued hate for the bill of rights wrapped up in the most disgusting hypocrisy imaginable.
Get bent.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 8:17 pm #
We keep getting that MMA angle. It’s odd, I guess it’s considered an insult in their circles.
Hey, could someone throw a mercy fuck at Gordo, please? His virginity seems to be almost unbearably painful.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:18 pm #
“Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 8:16 pm #
No respect for the will of the people. They voted for BO because they were tricked, because they’re stupid. Is that what you’re saying?”
Not sure about some amorphous “people”, but you sure are.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:19 pm #
“We’ve seen the truth of
Republicansreactionary leftist Democrats, it’s war, economic misery, racism, and a continued hate for the bill of rights wrapped up in the most disgusting hypocrisy imaginable.”There, FTFY.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:20 pm #
Gordo gets his comments changed from here on out. I’ve asked him to leave. He’s decided against it.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:21 pm #
Wait, let me get some popcorn.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:21 pm #
I like this Gordo guy.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:22 pm #
You do, Cynn? You agree with him that I’m some unreconstructed racist?
Then you can get lost, as well.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:22 pm #
Jeff: Forgive me for being such a scrunt. I really do dig you like MAD!
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 8:24 pm #
Somebody let me know when dissent is patriotic again.
Damn this shit gets confusing.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:24 pm #
Answer your question?
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 8:24 pm #
Poor Gordo. How humiliating it must feel to be a true believer and find that you’re little more than entertainment to the people you’re attacking.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 8:24 pm #
history update
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:25 pm #
Imagine gord’s suprise when his invocation of the magic word “racist” did not have the expected effect of shutting down the debate.
Quelle surprise! Quelle horreur!
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 8:27 pm #
Gordo is about 18 or 19. Came of age after 9/11 as has never really seen what evil can do. He has been brought up on a steady diet of hatred for GW Bush and as such, knows nothing else. He has been taught from birth that the Republicans are the enemy. He knows!
Grow up Gordo. The world is a big place. Here’s a hint – you can disagree with someone based on their ideas. Gender and race need not always enter into the debate. In fact, I don’t need to know what race or gender you are to know that you are an insufferable prick. See how that works?
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 8:28 pm #
He’s a Photoshopping you’re-a-racist stutterer? Sounds more like a pretty flower that P’brain and serr8d cross pollinated.
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:29 pm #
Jeff, saw your pic on your about page and was truly taken with you. Buy me a sodapop, sailor?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 8:29 pm #
i think gordo is intellectually superior to sponge ball bob
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/20 @ 8:31 pm #
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:29 pm #
No, cynn, Jeff is the owner.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 8:31 pm #
they were loons of the left. now mostly cartoons.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 8:37 pm #
Gotta go workout now. Don’t want to wake up and find myself a doughy loser like Gordo.
Cage fighting. My ferocity is almost palpable.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 8:38 pm #
thor do you like goats hugo wants to know
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:40 pm #
I CAN’T QUIT YOU, YOU BIG RIGHT WING STUD! YOU ARE MY MANDINGO!
Comment by Mel on 4/20 @ 8:42 pm #
Gordo
I have socks older than you. Go do something with your life sonny, before you start preaching.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 8:43 pm #
cynn do you like goats or donkeys?
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 8:45 pm #
Shame on whatever shithead spoofed me. I do plenty of asinine crap on my own; I don’t need someone stealing my name. I wouldn’t do it to you, pig.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 8:56 pm #
I saw a picture today what had goats in a tree.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 8:57 pm #
And maybe you should consider changing out of those smelly old socks before you start preaching.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 8:57 pm #
here is a youtube of the tree goats. In some ways this is even more remarkable than the nice scottish lady.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 8:59 pm #
I think Gordo is really Perez Hilton, a prancing brownshirt.
You just can’t hear the lisp in a typed comment.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 8:59 pm #
Damn, that tree is downright defenseless.
Comment by Mel on 4/20 @ 9:00 pm #
How is your Dad thor?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:02 pm #
Sometimes, when I hear Obama’s name invoked (it sounds like a THUNDERCLAP!), I find my blood hungry penis swelling and my nipples growing thick and rubbery, sensitive to the touch of my hairshirt poncho…
That proves I’m not a racist, I think. MANDINGO!
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 9:03 pm #
Okay, I don’t know how close it ever was, but it’s official, those are the world’s coolest goats.
And, scary, I never expect goat attacks from above.
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 9:05 pm #
Big D, try 1965. I’ve seen my fair share of Republican faggotry up close and personal. Your dishonest because you won’t admit your latent racism.
HOMOPHOBE!!!!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:09 pm #
you have a decoder ring for that?
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:09 pm #
GordoPerez Hilton,Don’t you have some knobs to polish?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:10 pm #
This is what I wrote before:
I wish I were Jeff Goldstein. He’s everything I always wished I’d be.
Damn you, genetics!
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:10 pm #
provide links to the forbes article you supposedly sited.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 9:11 pm #
Froman is right. I can’t believe the (self-hating) homophobia from this guy. It just drips off him.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:11 pm #
I’ve seen my fair share of Republican faggotry up close and personal.
Don’t believe I’d have told that.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:12 pm #
Do you remember this, Jeff (you didn’t have much to say afterwards):
Yes, I’m sure you meant this in the most non-racist and non-misogynist way possible:
Which, in turn, made me feel all guilty again — I mean, I shouldn’t feel empowered at the expense of Blacks because of my white privilege, right? — so ultimately I just pounded enough tequila to the point where I was totally at ease with waking up sunny side down on a mattress in the back of some pimped out van with a Cristal bottle shoved into my ass. It was, after all, for a good cause, and that feeling of being perpetually conflicted had been replaced by a scorching headache, some bruising, and vague memories of The Sugar Hill Gang and a troupe of dwarfs…
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:12 pm #
Poor wittle Gordo, such a coward, his own racism burns so much.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:13 pm #
bill clinton was the firstist black president toni morrison said so you racist.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:13 pm #
Who the hell is Mike Norman? I am starting to think ole Gordo might not have both oars in the water.
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 9:13 pm #
Jeez dude, you should read PW more often. Everyone who voted for Obama has a dad who is a fag and a mother who is a whore and wife who is a slut, per the grown-up losers in the black helicopter cult.
Welcome to the butt end of the r-wing loaf, where piss is politics.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:13 pm #
Jeff, can I maybe buy you a sundae and have my picture taken with you?
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 9:13 pm #
You mean forced to live in a country what has a dirty socialist piece of shit president. I don’t know about the torn up inside business – I think it’s more embarrassing than personally devastating. I mean it’s more embarrassing for you but I’m embarrassed for both of us.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:14 pm #
Gordo
Seeing as being a woman gives me (according to your dogma) Moral Authority over your pseudo-maleness let me say this as plainly as possible:
You are a cunt.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:15 pm #
being a complete idiot in your 40’s is somehow good?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:15 pm #
When we’re done with the sundae, I’ll lick your balls. But only if you give me permission.
I’m no rapist.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:16 pm #
happy
Gordo is upset because if we are allowed to protest Obama’s statist policies, he won’t get his OFA check and the lavender whip he so craves.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 9:16 pm #
I admit your latent racism and homophobia, Gordo. Or is it your closet homosexuality? I bet your goat is jealous.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:16 pm #
The loons at SadlyNoxious need a 1368 hearing.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:17 pm #
yea b/c posting about stuff posted on the intertubes is “personal information”
Comment by Big D on 4/20 @ 9:17 pm #
#
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/20 @ 9:05 pm #
Big D, try 1965. I’ve seen my fair share of Republican faggotry up close and personal. Your dishonest because you won’t admit your latent racism.
HOMOPHOBE!!!!
Somehow I missed that comment above. Latent racism? Thanks for telling me what I really think. Without you I would have thought I was capable of independent thought. Thanks for setting me straight!
BTW, “what he means by” comments are usually ignored here. !
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:18 pm #
please leave innocent goats out this
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:18 pm #
Maybe we can wrestle. You think?
CALL ME!
Comment by Mel on 4/20 @ 9:19 pm #
That was a real question thor. I was asking about your vet Dad.
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:19 pm #
Gordo
Someone needs to 5150 you. You are definitely one sick piece of shit.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 9:20 pm #
Here’s another official officious officiator who might want a sharper tool in lieu of the choice to stop digging. This shut-the-fuck-up-you’re-out-of-order just doesn’t appear to get the job done in this instance. h/t David Hazony at Contentions.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:20 pm #
Aren’t you missing a sarcasm tag?
On a thread like this, the sarcasm tag is implicit.
I took a TV break, and now the thread’s all confused, now that Gordo’s comments are all “self-destructing” and stuff.
No matter. The ’sphere will provide us with another troll soon enough. But why can’t it ever provide us with a good one?
No respect for the will of the people. They voted for BO because they were tricked, because they’re stupid. Is that what you’re saying?
Fortunately, after dubya’s reelection in 2004, nobody wrote a book wondering what was wrong with Kansas, and the British press didn’t wonder how those who voted for a hawk during wartime could be so stupid.
We’re not disputing the election results, Gordo. We’re pointing out the painful fact that the celebrity-obsessed media failed to vet their Messiah.
Your dishonest because you won’t admit your latent racism.
And you’re dishonest because you won’t admit that you’re projecting. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:21 pm #
I think you are confusing me with Shannon Elizabeth. Which doesn’t much surprise me.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 9:21 pm #
Gordo, you should know, we don’t find leftist smear pieces particularly compelling.
For you, this would be like breasts.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:22 pm #
jeff eatin’ paste? no way! buggers perhaps? but paste no way! let’s skip school tomorrow?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:22 pm #
Jeff has every right to do what he wishes to me on his site. And my permission to do whatever he wants to me in meat space.
Mmm. Meat space…
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 9:22 pm #
It is really cute how Gordo is cheerleading ths suicides of veterans. Who is posting Gordo’s personal information?
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 9:23 pm #
Oh, wait. You can bitch at Jeff G. all you want, but he has a genuine thesis and a real voice to impart it. Sensitive, maybe.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:23 pm #
Here’s the link.
As for not having much to say about it, I suspect a search on feministe and some other sites — as well as the comment thread to my own — would put an end to that convenient fiction.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:24 pm #
There’s something so right about Jeff. I think it’s the muscles. And the nice hair.
But really, it’s the whole package.
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 9:24 pm #
Gordo, you have the government of your dreams, and we on the right are maginalized, and powerless.
Why the hate and anger?
Do you abuse the homeless too?
Take your parents to foster homes to torment the fatherless?
Drop washers in the outstretched cups of the blind?
You are really heartless, intolerant, and unmerciful. You need to examine your life, and try to find peace in your heart before you choke on your own bile.
Oh, and fuck off.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:26 pm #
is gordo a bot?
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 9:26 pm #
My favorite part of having a dirty socialist piece of shit president is watching NPR be his bitch. Barack’s done turned them whores out for reals and at some point it has to hit them: this is it. It never gets any better. They dreamed and pined and struggled and endured for the day when they could be a real Pravda not just a wannabe Pravda and now that day is here and bam. I bet they wish they’d paced themselves more better. They didn’t just put a minority in office. Put a dirty socialist minority in the White House, they did … after making a very conscious choice that negritude totally trumped hoochitude. Maybe there’s the quixotic one or two what still dream of a gay minority dirty piece of shit hoochie president, but even them ones have to have moments where they can’t help but feel it’s all downhill from here.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:26 pm #
Here’s where I link to something I wrote with the hope somebody might find it and accept me.
Didn’t work. To this day, nobody reads me.
Maybe if I take up wrestling….
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:28 pm #
Yeah, Gordo. What lee said.
Please help us understand how it is that — now that you’re one of the “cool” people, on the right side of history and stuff — that you’re spending your time trolling a “racist” blog instead of volunteering to be a green shirt.
I mean, what kind of person spends more than two seconds bragging about being on the winning side?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:28 pm #
Hey, did I ever tell you guys that I believe everything I read? It’s true! I especially take to heart things written by scholarly historians who go by “Retardo.”
Crazy, I know. And yet, it feels so right!
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:29 pm #
That was a real question thor. I was asking about your vet Dad.
Thor doesn’t remember you Mel. The insult would have been much more vile if he remembered personal details. He is sweet like that.
Good to hear from you again, by the way, how is the road treating you?
Comment by cynn on 4/20 @ 9:29 pm #
I am either exhausted or amused by you people; I can’t decide which. It’s like the stock market!
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:29 pm #
Gordo is a cunt and he’s so ascared of deh womens and deh blacks he has avoids the first and feels special for voting for the second.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:29 pm #
i agree at this point i’d chuck johnson you
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:30 pm #
Have I mentioned that I have all of Retardo’s scholarly work on a series of CD-ROMs?
Well worth the $69.99, that’s for sure.
I mean, he uses “Adlerian”. Can you use that in a sentence?
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:30 pm #
That site that went from 10 to 3500 is also kaput.
Huh.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:30 pm #
Gordo is just now catching on?
Reminder.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:30 pm #
is gordo a bot?
If by bot you mean seriously deranged stalker, then yes.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 9:31 pm #
Gordo – He is helping you. Today you have beclowned and beshat yourself. Sadly, this was likely a normal day for you.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:31 pm #
Holy smoke, Gordo. You’ve been stalking Jeff all this time and only now you’ve shown your face?
Because “your side” is now in power, so you feel all safe and stuff?
Ever heard of Peter Pettigrew?
Yeah, just like him.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:31 pm #
so gordo are you on soros or axelrods payroll or part chitown machine?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:32 pm #
You can’t hide the truth. The readers here aren’t that stupid.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:33 pm #
Not reading the lengthy quotes from Gordo’s cite, whomever is posting them.
Waste of my ever-so-valuable time.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:33 pm #
I have his complete ouevre in .pdf, too. Sometimes I go to sleep thinking of Retardo and Jeff in a steel cage match. And I admit, it arouses me.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:33 pm #
cite = site
sheez
Comment by Darleen on 4/20 @ 9:33 pm #
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:32 pm #
I keep hearing Perez Hilton trying to imitate Jack Nicholson.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
such a baby!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:33 pm #
If I had to choose who might win in a death match between Retardo and, say, Mencken, I’d have to give the edge to Retardo. Because of the hyperlinks.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:34 pm #
Jeff, you make me ache in my dirty spots.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:35 pm #
mr. g.’s “bad to the bone”.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:35 pm #
You can’t hide the truth.
The truth is you have done nothing but cut and paste the words of others all night, Gordo. Without attribution, so they look like your own. You aren’t even bright enough to come up with your own horseshit, you have to steal from others and pretend just to pass for stupid.
You are a liar and a thief, just like all progressives.
A fucking clown.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 9:36 pm #
I need to be debased. I’m here to be debased. Please, please, please debase me!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 9:36 pm #
Gordón: you was born in 1965? And you’re still this immature?
If you’ve got an actual disability, then OK, but seriously… You’re not even smart enough to know what you don’t know.
That’s pathetic ignorant, son.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:37 pm #
homophobic buster. by the way leave the goats alone
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 9:38 pm #
Nobody does Adlerian like Larry does Adlerian.
How’s that, twice in one sentence?
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:39 pm #
the same that fueled Abu Ghraib abuses.
This moron is unreal.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:39 pm #
yo get it right. on this blog thor is the paste eating moron; jeff the seething of penis-envy. ok?
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 9:40 pm #
This one’s done gone Full Garafalo I think. I can’t get over what happened to that woman. She has made of herself something foul and not just to look upon. The Garafalo one needs to study the Alyssa Milano one. You don’t have to be undesirable and heinous to be a loopy dirty socialist. If you do it right your dirty socialism can even be kind of charming. But I fear it’s too late.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 9:41 pm #
What set this one off?
Gordo – remove the goat cock from your chocolate starfish.
Comment by B Moe on 4/20 @ 9:44 pm #
Getting back to the rules of holes, how close is Gordo to China?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:44 pm #
Gordo wishes somebody would take the time to write a treatise on him.
But does he rate? Sadly, no!
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 9:47 pm #
I said it to Jeff once, “That’s the nice thing about writing a blog no one reads, no headaches.”
Gordo knows what I’m talking about. Of course, unlike Gordo, I didn’t start trolling a large, well-respected blog in an attempt to get some hits. I guess I’m just classy like that.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:48 pm #
Just revisited that Shannon Elizabeth post of mine.
1. heh.
2. An update offers two — count ‘em, two — specific replies to suggestions that I was racist and misogynist. Seems Gordo “recalled” all wrong.
Shocking, I know.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:49 pm #
Gordo’s setting his alarm clock so he can cut and paste while we’re sleeping.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:50 pm #
gordo i like the cut of your thor
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 9:51 pm #
hey gordo on this here intertubes thing you can posted this here thing called links
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 9:52 pm #
Jeff also once accused Teddy Kennedy of having a large, oddly-shaped head. Should I find you the link, Gordo?
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 9:56 pm #
Odd, because I find the white trash spilling out of your cunt so, so unappealing.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 9:57 pm #
On nights like these, when my wife is out of town on business, it’s cool to be able to tuck in my kid after reading him a couple story books, and then to sink comfortably in the couch, knowing that I don’t have to spend my time trolling around the internet calling strangers racists and all other sort of names because my own life is so empty – and my own chances for procreation increasingly implausible.
Thank goodness for gaming, eh Gordo?
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 10:01 pm #
that’s not the way words go together I don’t think, thor.
but neither is thank goodness for gaming.
Here is an example of how words go together nicely
swiss cake rolls in my lunchbox! someone loves me
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:02 pm #
Just checking in to let you know I still have nothing better to do with my night.
My gaming friends don’t get started until the Sci-Fi channel starts in with the old black and white shit.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 10:02 pm #
Bloward – it was an anvil ;-)
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 10:05 pm #
This is performance art for his fellow travelers @ sadly no. It is pathetic.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 10:08 pm #
Dick Cheney to Obama:
In a sense, Cheney suggests that Obama keep digging. h/t DrewM at AoS
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:09 pm #
Jeff, would you consider maybe coming over and playing Risk with me?
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 10:11 pm #
That faux Teddy interview is still one of my all-time favorite comedy bits, JD.
Gordo, reread the comments, no appeal to authority. And my blog didn’t do any better than yours is currently. Of course, it didn’t fill me with your peculiar brand of sad desperation. The real world isn’t so cruel to me. That might have made it easier to bear.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 10:22 pm #
Agreed, blowhard. It is my favorite as well.
I just went and read the goatfucker’s front page. There were at least 20 comments on the entire front page. Wow. It is amusing how it is blind to its own racism ;-)
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 10:24 pm #
no slides and ladders my dear child
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:28 pm #
Gordo, if you are into the Tenth Doctor, it’s over between me and you. I won’t stand the competition!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:29 pm #
Is it my fault I look like a televangelist who’s been bitch slapped with a sock full of flour?
No. And how dare you judge me!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:32 pm #
Gordo’s getting funnier and funnier.
I can’t imagine why!
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 10:32 pm #
Honestly, I was thinking more along the lines of creepy pedophile. Have you considered growing a mustache?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 10:33 pm #
Gordo, you seem to fear the COCK. Why is that? Why do you so fear the COCK?
I mean, I thought it was we rightwingers who feared the COCK. And the peach fish.
And yet, you have spent all evening trying to get people here outraged over my use of the COCK.
We’re very comfortable with our bodies here. Never been laughed at by a hooker, is how I explain it.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 10:35 pm #
If Gordo was 20% as smart, witty, intelligent, or likeable, he could be dangerous.
If his cock was 20% as long as he dreams it to be … It would be at least 1 1/2 inches.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 10:35 pm #
candyland was a lot the same deal, router. It was more educational though cause you had to be able to match the colors on the card with the colors on the board. The lady what made it had polio children as the target market in mind. Polio was eradicated almost but then it came back cause muslims were scared of shots a lot cause of the kind of propaganda Barack Obama’s church was into propagating.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:36 pm #
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours…
Comment by gordo ass on 4/20 @ 10:37 pm #
Are you kidding? I’m still waiting for pubes!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:37 pm #
What drugs are you still on JeffG?
On? We were going to ask which ones you abruptly quit.
Comment by gordo ass on 4/20 @ 10:39 pm #
Actually, truth be known, I only dream of other guys cocks.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 10:40 pm #
There is a shortage of Lithium and Seroquel in Gordo’s local area.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 10:42 pm #
I’m on mescaline. And I have some wicked grass, too.
I like to watch Wild Angels and pretend I’m Nancy Sinatra’s bitch seat.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:44 pm #
Come on baby: 600 comments!
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:44 pm #
I was thinking Haldol, but to each his own.
Comment by dicentra on 4/20 @ 10:45 pm #
WooHoo!
Comment by ginsocal on 4/20 @ 10:45 pm #
The Stupid, it is strong with this one…
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 10:47 pm #
Gordo’s spent the whole evening here and has nothing to show for it.
That tickles me.
Comment by gordo ass on 4/20 @ 10:48 pm #
I sneak Nyquil from mommy’s medicine cabinet.
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 10:49 pm #
Sweet, someone has finally posted the entirety of Putney Swope on YouTube (cut up into parts though).
I’ve got a malignancy in my prostate, but when I’m with you, it’s benign.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 10:50 pm #
I had to pay for the entire DVD, sdferr.
I do a mean Putney Swope, by the way. Which means I do a mean Robert Downey Sr doing a black man.
RACIST!
Comment by geoffb on 4/20 @ 10:51 pm #
Both this,
and this,
are a new/old story line being thrown around just this past couple weeks.
It’s an agent provocateur type thing. Last time the Left started dragging it out and pushing it in public was late ‘94. Clinton was tanking in the polls which he lived and died by. That time it was a Carville/Begala strategy IIRC. They are still around and Axelrod can take it internet viral. Strange scary days ahead.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 10:52 pm #
gotta luv the gordo. freakish cocks next time on the gordo network. or maybe freakish toys on the gordo lgbtgsex network. fun all the time when procreationist sex is disparage. fags doing beauty queens works right prog?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:53 pm #
I sometimes like to draw with diacritical marks and punctuation.
Does that make me gay?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:53 pm #
I’m pretty sure it does. Your thoughts?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 10:54 pm #
Have I mentioned that I sometime think Philip Dick was writing about me?
It’s the craziest thing, I realize. But, well — I ONCE DREAMED OF ELECTRIC SHEEP!
Comment by gordo ass on 4/20 @ 11:02 pm #
Also, when I say Philip Dick, it makes my bum tingle.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 11:02 pm #
This Gordo thing has gone full-on krazy. It has made a pubic ignoranus of itself. It could have saved us all the time and just gone out and dropped trou in the middle of the street and started playinf with its dingleberries while screaming RACIST at the top of his lungs.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 11:04 pm #
hi Mel!
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:05 pm #
Penises scare me.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:07 pm #
I have to urinate.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:08 pm #
Anyone got this thor guy’s phone number?
He sounds like a hot, insatiable bottom.
Comment by gordo ass on 4/20 @ 11:08 pm #
Butt boy do I love to face my fears!
Comment by thor on 4/20 @ 11:11 pm #
Shoot me an email, Gordie.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 11:11 pm #
i like dicks writing about dicks. yo go transgender dick or is that a dickvagina?
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:13 pm #
JeffG:
[address redacted]
Please bring biscuits and wine. And maybe a sleeping bag. I’m no slut.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:13 pm #
I often fantasize about getting double-anal from Dick Cheney and GWB.
How about you, thor?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 11:13 pm #
i think gordo is teabaging NOW or the squirrel is a ACORN
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 11:15 pm #
is there something in the water in Oregon?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 11:15 pm #
how about bwarney frank?
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 11:18 pm #
how about the long dick of the UAW, USW, IBEW? some tough guys for your pussy self.
Comment by Gordo on 4/20 @ 11:18 pm #
how about bwarney frank?
I think he’d need to be in my mouth. The squeakhole is getting pretty stretched out these days, but not big enough for three.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 11:18 pm #
Thor – if you are going to sockpuppet, at least have the stones to do it under a pseudonym. Trying to use my name is pretty douchey, even for you.
Gordo – it is a shock that you are in Oregon. It is an even greater shock that you seem hellbent on proving something we knew from your first comment.
Comment by router on 4/20 @ 11:19 pm #
go suck chuck johnson’s cock
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:23 pm #
Well, Gordo has a variety of IP addresses and names he’s posted under here: lee atwater, Ron Burgandy, etc.
Gotta love a guy with fifty or so aliases lecturing you on transparency.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 11:25 pm #
Real men would be embarassed and ashamed to act like you, thor.
Comment by whore on 4/20 @ 11:26 pm #
Lovely view of the warehouses you have there, Gordo.
I’ll bet you have to pay extra to live in the side of the eight-plex that faces those, huh?
I mean, nothing says “upscale neighborhood” like untrimmed brush and chain-link topped with concertina wire.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:26 pm #
Oh. And I banned him because he was using dicentra and JD’s names to post under — even stealing their email addresses and in the case of dicentra, web site name.
Too bad. I was starting to get into fleshing out his character.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:27 pm #
JD. It wasn’t thor. It was Gordo.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 11:30 pm #
So, Gordo is a mendoucheous twatwaffle regardless of what name it selects. SHOCKA
Obviously, the prior comments under my name were by thor or Gordo. Appropriating another person’s name is beyond cowardly, and is aggressively dishonest.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 11:30 pm #
we’ve traced the call and it’s coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:30 pm #
All you ever wanted to know about Gordo!
And yes, I’ve got copies of every picture.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 11:33 pm #
And all of this started because a girl laughed rather than kissing him in the 8th grade.
Shit gets twisted when you’re by yourself for a few decades. Poor Gordo.
Comment by whore on 4/20 @ 11:35 pm #
Gordo’s Facebook page.
Comment by JD on 4/20 @ 11:36 pm #
Don’t ban the douchebag on my account. It is obvious that those were not from me. That he did so with dicentra is pretty uncalled for. These people beclown themselves. It is what they do.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 11:37 pm #
oh! oh! do me next!
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:39 pm #
He bought himself a Filipina bride. No wonder he resents Malkin so much!
Oh. And I particularly liked this pic.
Makes me QUAKE with fear. I mean, a tat! Oh LORDY!
Comment by whore on 4/20 @ 11:40 pm #
I’m pretty sure that’s a man, Jeff.
NTTAWWT.
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 11:43 pm #
WE ARE NOT PLEASED!!!
RTO says his arms are down like that to hide his love handles.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 11:43 pm #
Yeah, I’m moving back to the pure pity camp. It’s sad. Close your eyes. It’s easy to see him as an awkward, eager to please kid. And it all went downhill after the adolescent rejection.
I feel bad for the guy. I do. Poor Gordo.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/20 @ 11:44 pm #
that’s wrong that he has a turtle
Comment by maggie katzen on 4/20 @ 11:47 pm #
OMG! it’s a not white person at a tea party! and there’s another one next to her!
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:47 pm #
Heh. He chose that pic of him in the muscle shirt as his facebook pic!
Comedy gold.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:48 pm #
His arms are so very tiny.
Wonder if he’s as tough as he thinks HE is?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/20 @ 11:51 pm #
Once they get to the point where they are stealing identities, it’s time to force them out.
I have to wonder whose address he left upthread. I’ll go redact it.
Comment by lee on 4/20 @ 11:52 pm #
That’s nice the champion of progressive ideals got himself a nice, meek, docile philipina girl.
Those liberated American women are so demanding and aggressive!
Comment by Sdferr on 4/20 @ 11:53 pm #
Salem? I don’t wonder at all.
Comment by whore on 4/20 @ 11:53 pm #
That was the address of a Gordo Packard.
It’s the same address that’s on his domain registration, so it’s probably real (if stale, since he’s apparently moved to Tucson). BTW, Gordo, you do know that you’re required to keep your domain contact info current, don’t you?
I wonder if the Gordon Packard in Tucson who’s involved in umpteen bleeding-heart causes is his dad? Maybe Gordo and his new sweetie moved down there to sponge off dad for a while.
Comment by blowhard on 4/20 @ 11:57 pm #
Poor Gordo. I am actually feeling bad for him now. Imagine if he had gone to a group picnic back in the ’80s and met someone nice. Someone to help him learn about normal human society.
Poor Gordo.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/21 @ 12:02 am #
Yeah, it’s probaby daddy.
By the way, the guy went to a Yearly Kos Convention. I bet he handed out business cards with his blog URL on it.
Bets? I’m giving 8 to 1…
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/21 @ 12:03 am #
Oh. Okay then. Since he left it:
Gordo Packard
1371 Peace #6
Salem, OR 97302
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/21 @ 12:07 am #
I’ve been reading all the posts Gordo’s made about himself over the years.
I feel like I should shove a shiv into my ear canal now, but frankly, I’m too bored.
Comment by lee on 4/21 @ 12:07 am #
Wow, that woman in Maggies link is awesome!
I’m a little concerned though, she was talking about closing the borders when Texas secedes. I better get my ass moved there soon!
Also, here’s an email I got today:
In case things get a little tough during the next few months we Texans have a plan…
Maybe you don’t know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
We Texans love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ though.
Here is what can happen:
Barack Hussein Obama begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union ..
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States
3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess with Texas ,” will take on a whole new meaning…
4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?
5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…
6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, DallasSemiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employees over 65,000 people.
8.. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, Universityof Dallas, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT ( University of NorthTexas ), Texas Women’s University, etc Ivy grows better in the South anyway.
9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas , we are a Right to Work State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don’t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.
10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
12.. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don’t need any food.
13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States , and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas . And Texas also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland, Rhode Island , and Vermont combined.
14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas
15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.
Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:
Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.
You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
In other words, the rest of ya’ll in the USA are screwed!
Signed, The People of Texas
P.S. This is not a threatening letter – just a note to give you something to think about!
Sleep well tonight ’cause the eyes of Texas are on YOU!! One Nation Under God!!
”Life’s tough…it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
— John Wayne
Comment by blowhard on 4/21 @ 12:09 am #
Before I saw the photos, it was pretty clear what Gordo looked like once he started up with the MMA stuff on Jeff.
Future trolls: it wasn’t your high school MMA team who pants you. That was the football team. Please recalibrate your lingering developmental issues accordingly, thanks.
Poor Gordo.
Comment by Sirkowski on 4/21 @ 12:10 am #
JeffG,
Lets PizzaBomb his house.
Comment by dicentra on 4/21 @ 1:07 am #
I banned him because he was using dicentra and JD’s names to post under
I was watching Henry IV, part 1, so I missed the fun, looks like.
Did he at least post something interesting under my name? Something clever?
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/21 @ 1:19 am #
No. Sexual and degrading.
He treats his wife like a pet, so I’m not surprised he treats conservative women like trash.
Comment by Carin on 4/21 @ 4:23 am #
How quickly Gordo moved from being an apparent parody, to full stupid, only stopping at straight-up crazy.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/21 @ 5:06 am #
6 to the 6th to the 6th.
Comment by Lydia on 4/21 @ 5:54 am #
Hey Jeff,
Sorry about your troubles with this Gordo guy, but as a lurker who came waaaaaay late to this thread, I just gotta say this has GOT to be one of the funniest fucking threads I’ve read in a long time! You and your commenters sure do bring teh funny!
Plus, I wanted to get the comment count up to 667, in case Gordo took that whole 666 thing as a sign that you’re not only racist, but a Satan worshipper as well.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/21 @ 6:39 am #
Wow. The arrogance is stifling.
Well, one thing’s for certain — we’re getting a first-class education in how It can happen here. I wonder sometimes whether the left’s even aware how they’re echoing the tyrannies of the past.
Comment by Joe on 4/21 @ 6:48 am #
669 and counting! Gordo really liked to play the pinata at the party!
The latent homosexuality, a Philippina mail order bride, Obama, and cats. What more can you ask for in a troll!
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/21 @ 6:52 am #
Ever seen “Greaser’s Palace”? I still occasionally flashback to it, and it STILL leaves me befuddled. Hell, I’ve seen “Forbidden Zone” a couple of times and THAT makes more sense!
Comment by Slartibartfast on 4/21 @ 7:31 am #
That…that’s a muscle shirt? It doesn’t look like a muscle shirt. I think that’s what is known as a “wife-beater”.
Which: perfect!
Comment by Slartibartfast on 4/21 @ 7:53 am #
Oh, this is a rich vein of stupidity that we’ve tapped into.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/21 @ 8:59 am #
They needs them some racism in the worst way the more their dirty socialist pissant president fucks this little country over I think.
Comment by dicentra on 4/21 @ 1:25 pm #
No. Sexual and degrading.
In which case, thank you.
It’s always sad to see such immaturity in a guy in his 40s, and then to see that when he sees he’s in over his head at PW, to deteriorate thusly.
Not surprising, but sad.
Comment by SDN on 4/21 @ 4:44 pm #
No black man could write his own memoir? Thomas Sowell, Ken Hamblin, and Walter Williams didn’t seem to have a problem…..
Comment by dicentra on 4/21 @ 6:56 pm #
Clarence Thomas…
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