The Romance novel cover is a parody, this is not
After completing my assigned duties as a volunteer at President Obama’s townhall meeting yesterday, it was time for the program to begin, and I didn’t have a seat. Most of the volunteers didn’t have seats; we were expected to watch from alongside one wall, unless we got lucky and found an actual empty chair. But as I was trying to get out of the way of the Secret Service and a stray cameraman, a fella looked up and said, “Oh, do you need a seat? Let me move this stuff …â€I was in the front row, to the right of the podium. The invocation was just ending …
An introduction, and then the President was at the podium, 12 feet away from me. It took everything in my power not to drag out the Velcro and rubber bands to fling myself up there and stick to him. The crowd’s reaction was instant, loud, compelling, infectious. Frantically and joyously clapping their hands, screaming his name. OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! I happily joined in. We volunteers had been … well, let’s say “encouraged†to comport ourselves with dignity and composure. Yeah, yeah, screw that, it’s O-time now, baby!
I was already stupid insane. When I wasn’t taking pictures, I was watching every move he made. And then he took off his suit jacket. I have always had a thing for a well-constructed man’s back in a crisp white shirt. Fine. Mmmm hmmm.
Dare you to read the rest:
He spoke for about 10 minutes, then took questions from the audience. Without notes or a teleprompter, he answered them eloquently and with genuine emotion. If I hadn’t been an Obama Mama before, I was now. I was completely enraptured and captivated. Someone called out, “I love you, Obama!†and he replied, “I love y’all, too,†chuckling as he said it. He used the entire stage, moving like a sleek lion, looking into the eyes of 3,000 people, resting on one, then another’s face, his hand frequently stretched out as if to try and touch us, or the future.And then he closed it down, put a stamp on it and mailed it to the world. We were on our feet, screaming for him, and I realized when he stepped down that he was going to walk around the perimeter of green fence rails surrounding the podium to shake hands and press some California flesh.
He started on the far side, away from me. The crowd caught on and the air in the building became thin and frantic. I began to panic a little; people were starting to rush forward, and I was right up front, but the Secret Service was ON it, looking over and ordering people to back up (nobody f***s with the Secret Service).
Denis, the gentleman who’d unknowingly saved me a seat, had my camera in his hand. I’d been telling him how much I wanted a picture with the President. Denis kept saying, “Just wait until I tell you. Stay right there and turn this way …†For a few moments, I caught glimpses of the President coming down the line, people everywhere, all over and around him, like when you pour gravy on rice ~ he was saturated with hands, arms, bodies, the Secret Service like a safety net around his back and to the sides.
I looked up into the eyes of the President, and he looked down into mine. I laid my left hand on his bare right arm, thrust my right hand into his, and said, “I’ve been waiting for you since I was 12 years old. Thank you, Mr. President.†I stood as tall as my 5′ could reach (he’s 6 feet 90 or something), raised my head and leaned in, and he leaned down towards me. Suddenly, I kissed him on the cheek. I don’t know why, I had nothing else to say that wouldn’t take 20 minutes, I kissed him, and he didn’t pull away. There was one of those kinda-sorta-almost shoulder hugs, not really touching, almost there, so I kissed him again, and again he didn’t pull away. And damn, if I didn’t kiss him again! He smiled down at me ~ he looked directly into my eyes ~ and said, simply, “Thank you.â€
It was over. He moved on. My heart was in my head, I was upside down and right side up, all at the same time, in the rabbit hole on a bus being driven by Hunter S. Thompson and every last one of the Founding Fathers. I felt dizzy, yet more solid than I had in years. I wondered why I wasn’t crying; I’ll cry for a good shoe sale, but not now. There was no reason to cry; I’d had a “moment†with my President, and not just a moment, a FREAKIN’ EXCELLENT GODDAMN MOMENT!
My new friend Denis returned my camera, and I looked anxiously ~ he’d done it! I had a picture with the President! Not full faces, but it’s me, and it’s him. (When did I get so old and jowly?)
“Mr. President.†The unbridled absolute joy of saying those words to the man for whom I’d worked so hard ~ I’m teary-eyed now, thinking back. We’d been told repeatedly that as volunteers at an official presidential event, we were representing the office of the President and that our behavior, our work, our actions would reflect upon that office. We weren’t allowed to speak to the press; what if someone said something idiotic? It could be an embarrassment to the President.
I flashed on an old episode of “West Wing,†one in which Josiah Bartlett’s presidency was in great peril, and a scene from that show suddenly became very real for me. The camera lingered on each of Bartlett’s inner circle; one after the other, they repeated the words, “I serve at the pleasure of the President.â€
Finally, I know what that means.
Yep, Beverly, we do know what you mean. Heh.
UPDATE: and in case people think that Beverly Haut is a hoax, she was quoted in the OC Register last October
Barack Obama spent an estimated $4 million tonight a on a half-hour infomercial to try and close the deal for the presidency with the American people. And Orange County Democrats loved it.“It was all I’d hope it would be and more,” said Beverly Haut from Aliso Viejo, who describes herself as a retired paralegal and stand-up comedian. “I’m crying tears of joy and hope.”
Comment by router on 3/31 @ 7:55 pm #
on your knees?
Comment by Great Mencken's Ghost! on 3/31 @ 7:56 pm #
Who Will Obama Target Next?
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 7:57 pm #
ring ring goes the bell!
yeah.. i’m almost grown
Comment by Jim Ryan on 3/31 @ 7:58 pm #
Did he hose her?
Comment by Mr. Pink on 3/31 @ 8:00 pm #
“The camera lingered on each of Bartlett’s inner circle; one after the other, they repeated the words, “I serve at the pleasure of the President.â€
Hitlers sluts said the same thing.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:01 pm #
bo diddley bo..
yo man..u still dead?…cool…
where u been
[my FAV line!]
Up your house and home again!
tweet that fuckers
Comment by cranky-d on 3/31 @ 8:02 pm #
For some reason, this made me think of that commercial for the Trojan “personal touch” thingy. I’m thinking this chick’s one needs new batteries.
I denounce myself.
Comment by Two Dogs on 3/31 @ 8:03 pm #
I kissed my television one time when the Cowboys won the Super Bowl. I know exactly how she feels. Or does she mean that she kissed the guy that reads the television?
Comment by Vermont Neighbor on 3/31 @ 8:05 pm #
Well these people are not only armed and dangerous, they’re allowed to vote. This woman is pathetic. Your cover is great, though.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:07 pm #
blondie/ adolphs dog?
i prefer / or thinky
the good/bad ugmo
uggy wuggy say
u gonna shoot?
u gonna talk
my future overlords fav western
don’t go hincky on me
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:07 pm #
Big deal. Let me know when he can cure scrofula.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 3/31 @ 8:07 pm #
I laughed at my TV when Tony Romo fumbled the hold for a 19 yard field goal in the 2007 play-offs and the Cowboys lost.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:09 pm #
Oh, and Beverly?
I wouldn’t start signing checks as “Mrs. Barack Obama” or anything like that. I suspect you’re already on the Secret Service watch list.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 8:11 pm #
After reading that, I’ve showered and showered some more. The dirty feeling just won’t go away.
Comment by Vermont Neighbor on 3/31 @ 8:11 pm #
Dinner alert, link warning. Scrofula ia um, nauseating!
Comment by cranky-d on 3/31 @ 8:11 pm #
Beverly will be found dead from Bat’leth wounds.
Comment by Sdferr on 3/31 @ 8:11 pm #
dude, he is the king’s evil on the body politic, he’s nae going to cure himself.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:15 pm #
You know, that must have been one part of being the Divinely Ordained King that sucked royal ass.
I mean, can you imagine being mobbed by people with scrofula everywhere you went, demanding that you touch their fucked-up asses?
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:16 pm #
i laughed when donte” stallworth put the stake in
cowboy town…
now,,,please…
i’m 4 the shit…
but blessewd?
me be…
red sox/ patriots/ celtics
i thank the sport gods….
but i’m sarcastic…let’s go…
cleveland
Comment by Benedick on 3/31 @ 8:16 pm #
“I serve [ ] the pleaure of the president.”
FTFY (sans html).
Comment by Sdferr on 3/31 @ 8:18 pm #
Apologies for the OT and to anyone who’s seen it, but this is f’ing funny.
Comment by B Moe on 3/31 @ 8:23 pm #
I was upside down and right side up, all at the same time, in the rabbit hole on a bus being driven by Hunter S. Thompson…
No trouble believing that.
…and every last one of the Founding Fathers.
This part, not so much.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:24 pm #
pitts
burgh
meg tweets…
hi!Hi! o u.,.. i know / lotsa water[i gotta pee]
water…
damn u/ i said …. who r u ?…{feet stamp/ i mean stamp!]
oh god,,, wtf/ pee… PEE/[ fukin towl hd[ gigs]
tweets
towel head sop pee!]
nnnnn
towel head … stops… right wing..
[pee] ,,,,,[really,,, pee]
otayright wing …EXTREMIST/ are….
oh/ room service
Comment by Mark on 3/31 @ 8:28 pm #
I wonder if she intended to sound like she should be in a mental institution?
Comment by Peggy Noonan on 3/31 @ 8:29 pm #
I laughed at my TV when Tony Romo fumbled the hold for a 19 yard field goal in the 2007 play-offs and the Cowboys lost.
Hmmmm… What’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh yeah, FUCK YOU!
Other than that, we’re good, Pink. BTW, how many SB rings?
Comment by Peggy Noonan on 3/31 @ 8:30 pm #
Oh, my! That’s not going to play well in Georgetown.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 3/31 @ 8:31 pm #
4
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 8:33 pm #
ack. Beverly is something of a whore, isn’t she? Socialists are dirty and if she keeps it up she’ll end up catching something itchy or even something where you get scar tissue build up. This happened to this girl I know what was a foreign exchange student to Europe, and those ones are relatively clean.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 8:34 pm #
You guys are dripping sick. Why can’t you just criticise the administration without getting gangrenous? We hated the Bush admin, but we didn’t mount sploogy attacks on him. You’re makin shit up.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 8:35 pm #
I’m concerned is all, cynn.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:35 pm #
i o u [laff girlfrend laff]\
i love older men![ha-pee-ha]
when rasberry coloured water comes out my scnozle..
[oh god- he touched my elbow.,...
no- my fuck elbow!]
haw haw haw
[he be nasty bitch…
one time… iu write… dvd 4 u n me…
got strong armed..
STRONG armed
she cut off a toe/ scarface like/ say whhee whee whee/
then she stuck it force 10 from navarone in my breed sack
and said/ alan cummmmings like
i passeed out/ but came to clockwork orangey like
fuck jeff gold steen
i’m gonna get ya
Comment by Pablo on 3/31 @ 8:36 pm #
Making what shit up, cynn?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:37 pm #
This part, not so much.
This part:
I was already stupid insane.
Definitely.
Also this part:
We weren’t allowed to speak to the press; what if someone said something idiotic? It could be an embarrassment to the President.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:37 pm #
We hated the Bush admin, but we didn’t mount sploogy attacks on him.
Liar.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 8:38 pm #
see? he be nasty, buttons says. cynn… your rebuttal?
I really don’t think the facts are on your side here.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:39 pm #
i denounce myself
kittens
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 8:43 pm #
You might want to check that, Pink. Just sayin…
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:46 pm #
who be ur sweet 16?
my sister has 9 toes/ but she’s 56/ and still dye her hair?
my final 4 got happyfeet all toe jam
sock slip/ dr sooooooos/
olivia newton john
u get three/ happy feet
let me reiterate
my finnish four
bjork[no cancel]
happyfeet
o new john
ur turn…
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 8:46 pm #
Oh yeah Cynn, you lefties really kept it above the belt the last 8 years.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 8:48 pm #
I have no fucking clue what our little Greek Chorus friend is nattering about. I will only say I wonder why the right is apparently trying to repurpose Obama into some kind of twisty Mandingo figure to SCARE white folks into some atavistic state. Or, are you just being funny?
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 8:50 pm #
my final lap dance
me [i'm so fine!]
peeps who think about me[wink wink/ nudge nudge/know what i mean]
buttons[ ur stubby hands will undress me...retard]
chicken salad
Comment by Techie on 3/31 @ 8:51 pm #
Methinks Michelle will have to choke a bitch………
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 8:51 pm #
Barack in his most grandiose dreams never gets to actually be the mandingo he just maybe gets to walk up to one what doesn’t laugh at him.
Comment by B Moe on 3/31 @ 8:52 pm #
Just the facts, cynn. Can’t help it if you can’t get past his race.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 8:52 pm #
SCARE white folks
What does race have to do with it, cynn? Last I checked, the ONE had plenty of white folks in his cabinet. Problem here is both the policy and the weird enthusiasm of some supporters. Honestly, cynn, can you read through that blog and not be just a bit creeped out?
Comment by dicentra on 3/31 @ 8:52 pm #
During the suffrage movement, one of the arguments against letting women vote was that instead of considering the candidates’ theory of governance, they’d vote for the handsomest man.
Thank you, Bev, for setting us all back to 1910.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 8:53 pm #
And once again, B Moe beats me to it.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 8:54 pm #
Because showing a white woman with a black man is automatically racist.
Is that it, cynn?
Hint: you don’t have the first fucking clue what color anyone here is (except maybe Jeff ’cause he’s posted pictures).
Comment by lee on 3/31 @ 9:04 pm #
I’m white, but my girlfriend is black.
Do I get a non-racist card?
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 9:04 pm #
Here’s the deal; where I’m getting my sense from. I’m not a great student of presidential political history. But the greatest criticisms of Bush involved condemnations of intellect and judgment. And the greatest criticisms of Obama involve offstage japes on sexuality. Why is that?
Comment by B Moe on 3/31 @ 9:06 pm #
And the greatest criticisms of Obama involve offstage japes on sexuality. Why is that?
Apparently because you haven’t been paying attention. Try scrolling down the page and reading some of the posts with the big words and no pictures.
Comment by cranky-d on 3/31 @ 9:06 pm #
Cynn knows that everyone here is white. Just ask her.
Comment by cranky-d on 3/31 @ 9:08 pm #
Actually, lee, you might get a racist card, and your girlfriend gets a “non-authentic” card, depending on how it can be twisted around by our self-proclaimed betters.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 9:11 pm #
Just because my rap name was “Snowflake” doesn’t mean I’m white.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 9:11 pm #
no that is wrong cause the biggest japes involve how he’s a not particularly sophisticated third worldy socialist what licks George Soros’s balls I think. That’s not sexual it’s just what he does. People what even think about the gimpy fuck’s sexuality are not people what have a conventional understanding of the erotic. Please tell me you understand that, cynn.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 9:11 pm #
Where do I go, B. Moe? I need you to lead me through the wilderness…
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 9:13 pm #
i/ white guy/ saw the new jeffy pop thread
i did not think race/ at all
am i growing?
fuck u all/ i will not be dragged down into ur chicken arm podesta’ bald headed black bass playing bitch
i’d say jesus wept/ but jesus christ superstar is such a fine piece
what’s the buzz/ tell me what’s a happenin’
Comment by cranky-d on 3/31 @ 9:14 pm #
In any case, this post was not about Obama, it was about how some people respond to him, and how creepy and pathetic they are. My issues with Obama have NOTHING to do with skin color; it’s his political positions, which invariably differ from mine, that are the problem. If he were black and a classical liberal and doing things totally different I would be very happy, if he were white but still as dangerous, I would not like him one iota more.
Comment by lee on 3/31 @ 9:14 pm #
Also, it wasn’t really a criticism of Obama, but of the groupie that took liberties with him.
Nuance and alcohol don’t mix, it seems.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 9:15 pm #
cynn was beat, incomplete I think. She’d been had is what it was. She was sad and blue.
Comment by lee on 3/31 @ 9:16 pm #
or, what cranky said…
(damn it! Better too!)
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 9:17 pm #
tea bagging commun-tee stylee
ear flaps
check
toned wife bitch arms…
i think she’s ..
check
empathy…
hello….
empathy?
Comment by lee on 3/31 @ 9:23 pm #
And you’re right cranky, I think she would be considered inauthentic these days. Obama lost her completely with the military people paying for their war injuries thing. Her son is in the air force you see…
Also, she’s way more upset with illegal aliens than even me, and that’s going some.
And for extra bonus points, I’m teaching her to shoot. Bagged a ground squirrel before breakfast last Saturday. I couldn’t be prouder.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 9:25 pm #
i’m quiet/ and my girlfriend is near
i’m cute/ she doesnt shave?
i no neeki no/ she say aloha?/ does she wanna fuck me/ or…
i [beat off sign]
oh.. ur a cop?…
aloha
ha ha ha!
free willy!
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 9:34 pm #
Are you talking about me? I said what I had to say.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 9:35 pm #
B the greatest criticisms of Bush involved condemnations of intellect and judgment
Here’s a good place to start on that, cynn. Bush+Hitler yields 1.16 million results. Tell me again how it was all about intellect and judgment.
Comment by I am McGehee, bitches. on 3/31 @ 9:37 pm #
Maybe for the same reason we don’t make fun of a retard for his bicycle helmet, or of a gimp for his limp. So, we don’t make fun of Obama for his intellect or judgment.
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 3/31 @ 9:39 pm #
Our correspondent lacks distance.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 9:39 pm #
@lee:
My wife’s a legal immigrant. The both of us are pissed about the idea of amnesty for illegals. After all the stress and reams and reams of paperwork (not to mention the waiting and the hundreds in fees), it really burns my biscuits to hear about someone just walking in and acting entitled like they own the joint.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 9:40 pm #
Again, cynn, here are the results for bush+chimp. Yields 3.8 million results. All about his intellect and judgment right?
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 9:45 pm #
And finally, cynn. Here are the gems of the left at their best. Bush+assassination yields 370K results. Perhaps a bit of reflection on your earlier comment is in order?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 9:45 pm #
And the greatest criticisms of Obama involve offstage japes on sexuality. Why is that?
You are a fucking liar, cynn.
The criticism of Obama that’s gotten the most traction is the teleprompter thing. Is he fucking it? Sucking it? Sticking it up his ass?
And I’ve been pointing out that Obama is an empty-headed retard for months. You just haven’t been listening.
But you’re learning the hard way, like it or not.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 9:45 pm #
Remember, Big D, cynn “doesn’t click on the orange things”, because they might damage her computer.
Seriously. She said that.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 9:50 pm #
come back cynn[shane]
really/ let’s have discourse
Comment by TmjUtah on 3/31 @ 9:50 pm #
“But the greatest criticisms of Bush involved condemnations of intellect and judgment.”
I had this huge rebuttal all written out, but why bother?
The One will probably be telling us what we can write on blogs by sometime next week anyway, so what is the point.
I mean, if you can fire the CEO of GM, what can’t you do in Amerikkka?
Somewhere there’s a bunch of old KGB guys laughing their asses off. Probably in William Ayer’s living room.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 9:50 pm #
Seth: Get it straight. You play by the rules and you get screwed. Repeat, rinse, often enough and the fucking rules will change. You are afraid of an Obama revolution. I am hopeful for one.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 9:51 pm #
So, what “revolutionary” things has Obama done so far, cynn, besides putting you and every one of your kids $50K further in debt?
Name one.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 9:51 pm #
Remember, Big D, cynn “doesn’t click on the orange thingsâ€, because they might damage her computer.
Seriously. She said that.
Good thing I included the results then. She saw them even without the links. I doubt it will change her mind though.
What ticks me off about this is the left’s ability to “dish it out” but an inability to “take it.” Thin skinned people they are.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 9:57 pm #
I’m not thin-skinned. I don’t like the orange.
Comment by Darleen on 3/31 @ 9:58 pm #
for god’s sake, cynn, even so called journalists have the drool bucket out for Barry … how “hot” he is, how “sexy” he is with Michelle.
And the Tiger Beat/Harlequin Romance love letters are coming from Obama’s supporters.
What, we can’t parody or make fun of this cult of personality?
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 9:58 pm #
You play by the rules and you get screwed. Repeat, rinse, often enough and the fucking rules will change.
I’ve played by the rules my whole life, cynn. Are you saying that the rules are now going to change to screw me? That’s what it sounds like. I also have to tell you that I don’t think it’s going to be nearly as easy as you think it will be.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:02 pm #
I don’t think it’s going to be nearly as easy as you think it will be.
I hear that.
Comment by Peggy Noonan on 3/31 @ 10:04 pm #
Oh My God. I’ve got to screen capture that for my scrapbook. Oh…sigh…dammit I’ve done it again.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:06 pm #
So, what “revolutionary†things has Obama done so far, cynn, besides putting you and every one of your kids $50K further in debt?
Name one.
Still waiting, cynn.
Your Personal Lord and Savior has been in office for two months.
What has he done for you? Which of his empty promises has he kept?
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 10:08 pm #
Resolved: I am a fucking liar with no standing in this gang bang hissy-fiss sniffy-shit insular murmuring clusterfuck horse-whispering batch of circular jerks that advance the all-important conservative agenda. OK.
Comment by kate on 3/31 @ 10:10 pm #
“He smiled down at me ~ he looked directly into my eyes ~ and said, simply, “Thank you.—
..and then he sucked out my brains and i became an obamazombie.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:10 pm #
Oh, come on, cynn, surely there must be something.
After all, the man is smarter than Isaac Newton, more handsome than Cary Grant, and has more personal empathy than Mother Teresa. He must’ve been doing something in the last two months.
Name one thing that he’s done that:
1) You approve of.
and
2) Isn’t running his mouth on TV or posing for photo ops.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:12 pm #
Resolved: I am a fucking liar
Yes, you are.
And I notice that you’re not answering the question.
What has Obama done for you?
Anything?
It’s clear the answer is no.
What’s not as clear is why you keep believing him.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 10:12 pm #
cynn
oh snap….
c is the chord u struck my cab with
y? why i cry when i don’t underwear/understand?
n- the first n / the curly-nnnnnnnn/ with emote
and the last n/ like the last wave/ i know it will end but my toes still dip…
oh please cynn/ tell me i’m wrong/ wrong for u!
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 10:19 pm #
Resolved: I am a fucking liar with no standing in this gang bang hissy-fiss sniffy-shit insular murmuring clusterfuck horse-whispering batch of circular jerks that advance the all-important conservative agenda. OK.
I’m sorry cynn, but that’s not going to cut it. You took the position that all our criticisms are peripheral and without merit, while the left’s “criticisms” of Bush were all intellectual differences of judgment. Bullshit! Defend your argument.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 10:20 pm #
Spies, you fucking moron, you don’t get it. It’s not about what he can do for me; that might be nothing. It’s wether or not he can keep the fucking country afloat. Do you get that?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:22 pm #
It’s not about what he can do for me
Liar. You voted for him because you thought he was going to steal money from “rich people” and give it to you.
You admitted as much.
It’s wether or not he can keep the fucking country afloat.
Okay. Name one thing he’s done to “keep the fucking country afloat”. ‘Cause what I see is one clusterfuck after another.
Had his boy Geithner ask for the AIG bonuses. Then took them back.
Fired the chair of GM. The stock dropped 25% in one day.
The list goes on.
Name one thing he’s done that’s improved the economy, you stupid bint. Just one.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/31 @ 10:23 pm #
I’m going to bed, cynn, so be sure to take your time.
You’ll need it.
Comment by The Monster on 3/31 @ 10:28 pm #
It’s all about the O!
Comment by George Orwell on 3/31 @ 10:29 pm #
Given the nauseating reason for this thread, this seemed appropriate to post.
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 10:29 pm #
It’s wether or not he can keep the fucking country afloat.
He’s the first President to ever “inherit” a bad economy, right? Start reading history, cynn, and stop looking to Washington to solve your problems.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 10:29 pm #
Cynn, you’re admitting that the left hasn’t any respect for rules? Nice to hear it out loud for once.
Comment by RTO Trainer on 3/31 @ 10:30 pm #
He can’t. Not as advertised, anyway. Do you get that?
Have you started counting up the provisiosn of the Constitutions he’s already abrogated? The userpations? This isn’t just “I don’t like it, so it must be Unconstitutional,” as was being argued for the last 8 years, this is for real–look at the words of the document stuff.
No bills of attainder. No impairment of contracts. No taking without due process. At this pace he’s set to out do the list of grievances against George III by a mile, and in under a year.
So even if I’m wrong–even if he somehow does manage to “keep the country afloat”–what’s the real cost to be?
Comment by Darleen on 3/31 @ 10:31 pm #
George Orwell
Did you miss this one?
Comment by Joe on 3/31 @ 10:32 pm #
I could think of a few jokers who would love to “serve at the pleasure of the president.”
Comment by Big D on 3/31 @ 10:32 pm #
‘Night all. It’s been fun.
Comment by RTO Trainer on 3/31 @ 10:34 pm #
I wish I did. I bet I could make him real displeased in a big hurry.
But I’m undaer a contract…d’oh!
Comment by George Orwell on 3/31 @ 10:35 pm #
Missed that one, Darleen… I’m gonna buy me twelve copies and seal them in plastic archival sleeves. For Teh Posterity!
Comment by beth on 3/31 @ 10:36 pm #
I was just fixing to go to bed and now I’ve read this. Now I’m going to have to clean my mind out with clorox so I don’t have nightmares. Thanks a lot :(
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 10:36 pm #
Fuck you “richpeople” morons. You have no clue why I voted for Obama. And I have no need to explpain myself. So, yeah, I still belong to to those who should not be tracked. And I will defend your right as well. Cheers.
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 3/31 @ 10:39 pm #
Won’t say why you voted, cynn? I get it. You visit this discussion site to not discuss things.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 10:40 pm #
You have no need to explain yourself, but it might be amusing.
I, for one, would love to hear what you were thinking.
Comment by RTO Trainer on 3/31 @ 10:43 pm #
No. Enraged and incoherent is always more effective for cynn.
Comment by Phil on 3/31 @ 10:46 pm #
Spies,
Don’t bother trying to reason with people who voted for Obama. They can’t reason with themselves, nor give a reason they voted for him.
Meanwhile, America dies a little more each day. But who cares, ‘CAUSE OBAMA WAS ON LENO!!!!!!111!11!!
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 10:47 pm #
Woah, sorry. Couldn’t kick the cigs so now I’m on big doses of melatonin and Xantax again. Best of luck to all…
Comment by lee on 3/31 @ 10:47 pm #
Seth, here’s my problem with illegals (I tried giving links to each point, but it wouldn’t post, too many I guess. I have them though, if anyone wants one):
December 4, 2007
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year.
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social Services by the American taxpayers.
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge crime problem in the US.
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.
12. The National Policy Institute, “estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.”
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
14. “The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States”.
Plus, they are a menace on the road!
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 10:50 pm #
OK; I just saw all the previous stuff. I’m gone, I guess.
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 3/31 @ 10:54 pm #
Wait. Was there anything else you wanted to not discuss?
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 10:56 pm #
lee, all good reasons. I’ll boil my issue down to one essential one (in my view):
By turning a blind eye to illegal immigration, the open border crowd is undermining the rule of law in America. When there is a law that prescribes serious penalties that is being widely flouted, then the force of law as a whole suffers. It’s flat out wrong.
Additionally, there is something fundamentally hypocritical, corrupt and exploitive when someone can argue on the one hand that we need a “living wage” for Americans, yet argue on the other hand that we need “undocumented workers” to “do the jobs Americans won’t do” at a rate Americans won’t accept. Again: it’s flat out wrong.
Comment by TmjUtah on 3/31 @ 10:57 pm #
Electing Barak Obama to “rescue” a free market economy is makes about as much sense as would helicoptering two hundred Bangledeshi shipbreakers to the deck of the Titanic in hopes of fixing the hull after hitting the iceberg.
What’s that up ahead? It may be a singularity.
One not like anything anybody is expecting.
Comment by Phil on 3/31 @ 10:57 pm #
Cynn is a member of the drive by Obama juggernaut. They come by to tell you O! is their new God, without giving the faintest reason for their worship of him.
To do so would reveal the ridiculousness of their behavior. And so the worship continues…
Comment by thor on 3/31 @ 11:06 pm #
It’s been pointed out that you’re an empty-headed retard who exhales and inhales through his ass.
Ass breather, that’s you.
Comment by geoffb on 3/31 @ 11:08 pm #
Reason’s got nothing to do with it. Rationalization after the fact, yes, but reason in voting for Obama, no, not there to be found.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, They vote their feelings of love.
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 11:09 pm #
Obama is not a god. He is our president. He is not Bush, who I despised with the heat of a thousand failed banks. Obama has a future, and Bush has a past. I don’t see great things, but ‘I’ll live in the future.
Comment by Seth on 3/31 @ 11:16 pm #
cynn, you gave us all feelings just now. Not rationally based reasons, but emotionally based ones.
Are you saying that you have no rational reasons to support Obama, merely emotional ones? I’m genuinely curious as to your reasons for supporting Obama.
Might I suggest that voting on emotion only, while perhaps gratifying in the short run, is perhaps not the best way to order society in the long run…
Comment by thor on 3/31 @ 11:18 pm #
Enjoy the luxury .
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 11:20 pm #
America dies a little more each day.
Yes. It starts with that bimbo Matt Lauer and ends with Jon Stewart’s self-importance what I liked better the first time when it was called a test pattern.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:22 pm #
i say say
say good naben
but i lie wit my blue blue eye
don’t stat me…
once upon a time
u dressed so fine…
did not you?
peeps call/ be wary scary
say beware cynn
she be like flynn
shaky shake her first sin..
yeah… u like to mumble mumble
and every one stum bum bee hive hairdo
let’s make a deal…
Comment by blowhard on 3/31 @ 11:26 pm #
Okay, did anyone else beat off to the faux romance cover?*
* I kid, I kid**
** Totally serious, I’m not kidding at all***
*** I kid, I kid****
**** Yeah, I totally did.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 11:28 pm #
Obama is not a god.
You’re not opposed to have to say that.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:29 pm #
mama take my halloweeeeeeen obama mask
offa me…
i can kinda maybe use it
some more…[s'mores]
it’s getting cloudy/ cumulus cloudy
feel i’m roller bladeing with raquel welch
roll/ roll/ roll w/ r/welch
[now- here be axle
hey hey hey
roll roll roll on derby’s door
y’know… i keep thinkin o james caan
u may kill me
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:32 pm #
roll roll roll w raquel welch
Comment by blowhard on 3/31 @ 11:34 pm #
pdbuttons knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
Comment by thor on 3/31 @ 11:34 pm #
cynn comes armed with skill and frustration, and grace too.
Comment by psycho... on 3/31 @ 11:40 pm #
She’s a retired comedian? If not, she’s good.
Is that head up there an orange-tinted picture of Lou Reed? Is O-fer a Secret Jew? You’d think he’d be better at basketball and talking.
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:45 pm #
no/ sorry/ i’m stupendously slow
b hard
hi thor and cynn lets arock~
me start
since u bitch cunt fucks takee over in 2006
bitch fuck
my toilet paper be… more abrasive…
fact…u suck
fact,,,,mmmmmmmmmmm/ u suck
fact…. happyfeet/alpuchinio/too many to mention..
fact……baby powder!
fact….ur turn….
Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 11:46 pm #
It’s my awkward way of trying to keep Jeff Greenblat’s voice going. Even if this latest virus whatever its name is should smite us, we must prevaricate. We will subsume. EX-LAWS everyone!!!! Let’s do this!!
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:51 pm #
orange lou reed plus black and white jonny cale
went up andy warhols escalator…
one had a thumb/ and …lawdy
peeps be dumb…
but quickly i slicky
got moe to drum
my penis
and we made a wig
Comment by pdbuttons on 3/31 @ 11:55 pm #
smite HA
feminine
if u be dog u lay on back
shuffle’ twist?
be [sp] seeeche me?
Comment by Eric in Atlanta on 3/31 @ 11:56 pm #
Happy Freedom Day, Jeff!
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 12:21 am #
cynn is extremely intelligent, purely because she likes Obama; even though she can’t explain why she does. The rest of you are extremely stupid, purely because you do not like Obama; even though you can explain why you don’t.
{generic insult pertaining to butt-holes or sex organs here}
{“i own a mansion and a yacht” jibe here}
Comment by Cynn on 4/1 @ 12:23 am #
The government will pay for my cigarettes. You know?
Comment by Wm T Sherman on 4/1 @ 12:28 am #
I have a dumb question about the Meg Tweeter thing, posted earlier. Is that drivel her for-real, no-bullshit messaging? It’s just so damned hard to tell.
Comment by Seth on 4/1 @ 1:12 am #
I’m in need.
Help me.
Help.
{quit using thor’s name}
Use the archive if you’re so in need of cynn’s whys and whatfores, ya unhealthy pussy.
Comment by The Monster on 4/1 @ 1:35 am #
#138: It’s brilliant satire, not the real thing. What makes it brilliant is that you can’t tell.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/1 @ 3:19 am #
So now Gordon Brown has joined in the “ball-licking-elephant-walk” and has placed Obama’s ballsack firmly between cheek and gum.
Gordon Brown is an embarrassment. Obama is a control group.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/1 @ 3:20 am #
These two need to go off on a deserted island and discuss their green technology in private.
Comment by alppuccino on 4/1 @ 3:23 am #
It’s always the weather with Obama. I wonder if Twister was one of the DVDs.
Here ends my live-commenting on the Brown/Obama presser.
Brown/Obama…..hee
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:24 am #
“Comment by cynn on 3/31 @ 8:34 pm #
You guys are dripping sick. Why can’t you just criticise the administration without getting gangrenous? We hated the Bush admin, but we didn’t mount sploogy attacks on him. You’re makin shit up.”
Bush lied.
Bushitlter.
The Chimperor.
Fuck you, cynn.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:27 am #
I just heard Pat Buchanan compare Obama’s grace on the world stage to that of Reagan’s.
Feel the burn.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:37 am #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:27 am #
Oooo, look, a talking genital wwart!
You don’t see that every day.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:40 am #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:27 am #
Plus it’s nicethe way you admire neo-Nazi’s, whore.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:40 am #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:27 am #
Plus it’s nicethe way you admire neo-Nazi’s, whore.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:40 am #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:27 am #
Plus it’s nice the way you admire neo-Nazi’s, whore.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:47 am #
Looks like someone needs to hurry up and lure a soldier boy into the their airport bathroom stall.
You’re so grumpy before you’ve slurped your breakfast, P’brain.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:59 am #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 4:47 am #
Your father is ashamed of you, thor.
With good reason.
Comment by -Ed. on 4/1 @ 5:00 am #
Scarlett: Oh, Rhett!
[Scarlett watches Rhett walk to the door]
Scarlett: Rhett!
[runs down the stairs after Rhett]
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett!
[catches him as he's walking out the front door]
Scarlett: Rhett… if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. I got me a job like you wouldn’t believe.
[Rhett walks off into the fog]
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 5:07 am #
I just heard Pat Buchanan compare Obama’s grace on the world stage to that of Reagan’s.
Feel the stupid, it burns.
FTFY
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 5:13 am #
Seth, here’s my problem with illegals ….
Here’s my problem with current conservative policy, lee:
Let’s say you have a nice backyard garden with a little fence. The neighbor kids keep climbing the fence and fucking up your garden because your wife keeps giving them toys and candy. Toys and candy which you are paying for, by the way. Are you going to spend tens of thousands of dollars building bigger and bigger fences, or are you going to make your wife stop giving them toys and candy?
Comment by Carin on 4/1 @ 5:30 am #
But, aren’t those toys ones your children won’t play with? Candy your kids won’t eat?
That’s what I heard, anyway.
Comment by SDN on 4/1 @ 5:33 am #
I’m just eager for that landing zone you promised me, buttmunch. Of course, if your alligator mouth is writing checks your hummingbird ass can’t cash…. Lose it all in the market?
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 5:33 am #
I suspect your wife may not be the faithful type, Bmoe.
Comment by serr8d on 4/1 @ 5:34 am #
ARRRGH! Eye Bleach required! (But that’s a good pshop, Darleen.)
For to clear out the afterimages. Better than coffee.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 5:40 am #
Haven’t seen here for almost 25 years thor. I am starting to suspect the same thing.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 5:42 am #
Cynn can not explain why she voted for Obama. Most of them can’t other than to mouth the word “change” and say how much they hate Bush.
PS upthread I wasn’t saying how many SB rings the Cowgirls had but how many my team, the Redskins have. 4
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 6:04 am #
just heard Pat Buchanan compare Obama’s grace on the world stage to that of Reagan’s.
Pat Buchanan is a fascist. Always has been.
Feel the burn, my ass. You’re the one who should be ashamed, thorboi.
So, got any more stock picks for us?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 6:06 am #
I see thor is starting in on wives again.
Remind us, thor, which one you’re on. Fourth or fifth, isn’t it?
Yeah, you’re about as good at picking wives as you are at picking stocks.
Comment by serr8d on 4/1 @ 6:06 am #
Redskins, Mr. Pink? Enjoy Fat Albert this year. I’m thinking, he’s gotten his big contract, it’s time to coast. He’s prone to taking himself out of the game for ‘injuries’. And for stomping faces.
Comment by SmokeVanThorn on 4/1 @ 6:08 am #
Tough guy thor trying to score with cynn?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 6:08 am #
Couldn’t kick the cigs
Haven’t seen Blowbama’s new tax increases, have you?
They take effect today.
Enjoy. Smoke up, in serene confidence that he’s just taking money from “rich people” (you) and giving it to the “deserving poor” (ACORN thugs and Hamas).
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 6:10 am #
Oh trust me as a Redskins fan I am more than used to us getting free agents with contracts half the size of the stimulus bill and then sitting around and not producing. We have had some bad luck recently with our personnel that is for sure.
Comment by serr8d on 4/1 @ 6:15 am #
Heh. Thor needs to have a ‘Fat Albert moment’ delivered upside his fat head…
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 6:15 am #
165
I pointed that out to an O! zombie friend of mine and then reminded him of Obama’s pledge that 95% of people would not see their taxes go up. His response was a twisted pretzel of logic that basically led back around to Bush I going back on his tax pledge, then led back around to Obama being politically smart and it being ok for him to lie because everyone does it. Reminds me of the Clinton years so much.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 6:17 am #
“Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 6:06 am #
I see thor is starting in on wives again.
Remind us, thor, which one you’re on. Fourth or fifth, isn’t it?”
Naw, thor hires Russian whores.
They laugh and giggle at him, but, hey, he pays a premium.
Plus stock tips.
Comment by royf on 4/1 @ 6:27 am #
Comment by N. O’Brain on 4/1 @ 6:17 am #
Yeah but he considers it a good investment because of all the foreign policy experience he receives. Anyway he loves the cute accent when those Russian whores tell him how big his American thing is……
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 6:34 am #
Mr. Pink, notice that cynn couldn’t name a single campaign promise that Obama has kept.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 6:40 am #
SBP do you think she cares he lies? IMHO his supporters want him to lie about less popular left wing crap when running for office and then do them when he gets in. You know bankrupting the coal industry and all.
Comment by MarkD on 4/1 @ 6:41 am #
Pat Buchanan is still alive? Didn’t he leave the Republican party? Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me it’s OK to criticize Robert Byrd because he used to be in the klan.
Consistency is tough to come by.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 4/1 @ 6:59 am #
Comedienne?
It shows.
Comment by LTC John on 4/1 @ 7:07 am #
I rather thought the whole gushy narrative did continue one home truth – “I was already stupid insane.”
Recognizing you have a problem is the first step in recovery. Of course, the rest of the post looks like it may take a bit of work to effect a cure…
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 7:10 am #
I am not sure she recognizes it as a problem, LTC John.
Comment by Comrade Carin on 4/1 @ 7:17 am #
Mr. Pink, notice that cynn couldn’t name a single campaign promise that Obama has kept.
Well, that is simply predictable. Some day, though, just perhaps we’ll get someone here who will attempt to defend Obama based on something other than the belief that we’re dumbfuck haters.
I find it telling that Lisa isn’t around anymore. Do you think her heart is broken? Or is she doing the equivalent of the teenager waiting by the phone. Not ready to give up hope, but with ever growing certainty that his promise to “call her” was empty.
Comment by Roland THTG on 4/1 @ 7:32 am #
Mr. Pink, notice that cynn couldn’t name a single campaign promise that Obama has kept.
Don’t you know O! is infallable?
You bunch of three toothed redneck hillbilly hater racists!
Comment by Roland THTG on 4/1 @ 7:33 am #
Oh, yeah, CLINGERS!!!
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 7:41 am #
Well he is a rethuglidum. Always has been.
Now what were your other questions, broke dick? Stocks cost money, broke dick, it’s not like you can pay for stocks with food stamps. Remember the last time you were pretending to be a fiNaNcHuuuuL jEEENyUs, squealing like a broke dick piggie telling everyone to sell everything when the market was at its low? Hmm, coward? I bought mostly food stocks, broke dick, because the way I look at it is that’s all broke dick mudbunker hicks like you are allowed to buy with your food stamps.
By the way, broke dick, weren’t you claiming that because I own muni bonds that you were going to short muni bonds? You do realize every time you say something so stupid that you’re revealing yourself, specifically, that you’re clueless because you’re moneyless. Got that, broke dick.
Oil your bicycle chain; you’re a little too squeaky lately, broke dick.
Comment by Gordon on 4/1 @ 7:42 am #
Not to link whore, Darleen but you might like these romance covers too.
Not as high-quality as yours, but equally torrid.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 7:44 am #
broke dick broke dick broke dick broke dick broke dick
You’re boring, thor.
Sorry.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 7:45 am #
Maybe she tired of reading your racist dumbassedness. It’d be my guess.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 7:45 am #
Thor why are you still out here giving financial advice after you were pimping GM stock the other day. Their stock price is down 36 percent after that. Noone is going to listen to your opinions anymore about the stock market, not like they probably did anyway, after that idiocy. How about you go back to talkin about Palin some more. Or you could just stay banned.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 7:47 am #
You’re a broke dick, broke dick.
Comment by PR on 4/1 @ 7:48 am #
I wasn’t saying how many SB rings the Cowgirls had but how many my team, the Redskins have. 4
Redskin fans are fucking liars.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 7:50 am #
You’re a broke dick, broke dick.
You’re an intellectual lightweight who has failed at everything he’s ever attempted.
Sorry.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 7:51 am #
Oh, except for providing amusement at your expense with your ridiculous “financial advice”.
Got any more hot stock tips for us, failboi?
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 7:51 am #
Hahah I just noticed that you are right we only have 3. I was drinking last night sue me.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 7:52 am #
SBP GM is now selling for around 1.60 a share. Thor’s stock advice is about as useful as tits on a bull.
Comment by serr8d on 4/1 @ 7:53 am #
thor’s looking over his shoulder.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 7:55 am #
“I find it telling that Lisa isn’t around anymore. Do you think her heart is broken? Or is she doing the equivalent of the teenager waiting by the phone. Not ready to give up hope, but with ever growing certainty that his promise to “call her†was empty.”
Lisa’s fine. She’s a socialist and honest about it. If O! fucks it up, she’ll shrug and look for the next immanentizer. I did not see the post-coital joy of his O-ness that characterizes the President’s honky admirers who plague these parts.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 7:56 am #
All those UAW worker still takin’ turns on your Mommy in your Subawuu?
Pinky Twirl saw his big rudder CEO get booted and now making up stories is the only way to make his pain go away.
What’s your story today, did I write you a memo advising you to buy GM shares? No? Yes? Make it a good story, Pinky Fwuffs.
If they go Ch. 11 like big bad Obama looks like he’s going to force them to do then the shareholders will get wiped out. See what you learned today, Pinky Wiggles.
Comment by Darleen on 4/1 @ 7:57 am #
Gordon
BWHAHAHA!
Comment by Comrade Carin on 4/1 @ 7:59 am #
You know, I think thor would really enjoy Balloon Juice. I was just over there seeing if anything had changed (nope). Have you check ‘em out? I’m only saying it ’cause your comments are nothing but gratuitous insults. There’s no “there” there.
Honestly, we have standards here. You should either contribute or be amusing or something.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 8:00 am #
Are you going to start begging for stock tips on PW like you used to beg for strangers to suck your cock?
Funny how you never figure out how stupid you look until it’s too late, eh.
Comment by Darleen on 4/1 @ 8:00 am #
Please ignore the fantasist
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:01 am #
What am I making up? This is all you right here.
“Yet only now Wagoner’s losing his head. Why didn’t he get busted down years ago when the performance of the company was deteriorating by ever metric yet his income was doing the opposite? Japan’s government is certainly active in oversight of Toyota, and so only now ours is.
And you’re telling me this is bad.
I don’t believe you.
I’ll bet you one dollar GM’s stock goes up on Monday in response that idiot CEO getting punted.
Look at that little dumb-bot Sdferr weaseling at the unions. When GM was profitable is had a union, no, dumbbot?”
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=14620#comments
Comment 134 Thor’s idiocy preserved for your posterity.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 8:01 am #
So… we should sell GM, oh Thor of all the Russias?
Good call. You must be a pro.
Comment by Matt on 4/1 @ 8:06 am #
*Remind us, thor, which one you’re on. Fourth or fifth, isn’t it?*
And my understanding is they just keep getting better looking. Started with hot and now, at 5, we’re at Bunchen levels of hot. Not sure how you’d be so rich paying all the alimony but…
Someday, I want to be thor. Millions of bucks, hot wives, gigantic brain, bigger hammer what shoots lightning.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:07 am #
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He was telling people their stock would go up over the weekend. I rather listen to my magic 8 ball.
Comment by Squid on 4/1 @ 8:07 am #
Comment by happyfeet on 3/31 @ 11:28 pm
> Obama is not a god.
You’re not opposed to have to say that.
‘feets is my hero.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 8:08 am #
Bye, thor. Gotta take my broke dick ass to my broke dick (but meaningful and rewarding) job.
Then I’ll come home to my broke dick (but faithful and long-term) wife.
Have a nice day full of meaningless, impotent rage, failboi.
At the end of it you’ll still be a useless, parasitical fuck who won’t ever do anything of lasting importance. No one will remember you for anything. No one will miss you. Your disappearance won’t even cause a draft.
Comment by Matt on 4/1 @ 8:10 am #
I don’t have a wife because I don’t think I could afford the alimony. I guess that speaks volumes about my relationship skills.
Maybe if I had a six pack like Obama and arms like Michelle.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:10 am #
Hey look more unconsitutional shit.
http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/hot_lists/high_performance/motorsports/obama_orders_chevrolet_and_dodge_out_of_nascar_car_news
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:12 am #
God dammit I put in another long ass link. If someone can erase that I would appreciate it.
Comment by Barrack Milhouse Obama on 4/1 @ 8:12 am #
Stocks cost money, broke dick, it’s not like you can pay for stocks with food stamps.
Not yet, anyway, but I am working on it.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 8:14 am #
205 I suspect that is a 4/1 joke, Pink, but hope it is real. That would start a serious shit storm in for the Dems.
Comment by TheGeezer on 4/1 @ 8:14 am #
Scary, ain’t it?
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 8:16 am #
There’s a strange cry. How’s your daughter’s basement? Does she feed you well?
Fantasy is your life, Duuuuh-Dar.
Comment by Mina Bender on 4/1 @ 8:25 am #
I get a woody just readin this stuff
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 8:26 am #
Thor, you always provide a meaningful exchange of ideas. We owe you much for that.
Comment by Jeff G. on 4/1 @ 8:34 am #
thor –
you are driving away readers and commenters. Knock it off.
Comment by Merovign on 4/1 @ 8:39 am #
Just out the sociopath’s IP address. Maybe social services can get it the right meds to stop the uncontrolled raging.
Comment by mojo on 4/1 @ 8:41 am #
Marilyn did it better.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:41 am #
What the hell did anyone here ever do to him anyway? I know people on here insult him, but he is insulting from the start of everyone of his comments. He only comes in here to throw out insults. Was there a start to this or was this always his MO?
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 8:44 am #
We dared to disagree with him.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/1 @ 8:46 am #
AFAICR, it was always his MO. He started by using ANY post by Karl on the presidential campaign to accuse Karl of being a racist.
His goal is to piss everyone off and drive them away. He won’t state it, but you can tell by watching his actions.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 8:50 am #
Actually I’ve never been afraid to say who I voted for. I voted for Obama. From the moment I announced my intent to vote for Obama I’ve merely responded to the good old “your mother is a whore and your dad is gay, thor” non-stop bullshit. Same as cynn is a “slut.”
Civility is a tango. I’ve tried to teach manners one back-hand at a time, but you’re saying I make too many people cry. OK. But I haven’t even worked my fastball!
Many in your legion have more issues that Sports Illustrated, me thinks, but I’ll leave it at that and I’ll pipe down.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 8:50 am #
Ah, there’s the link where thor said GM’s stock would go up. Down both Monday and Tuesday, thor. Me right, you wrong.
So this comment:
So above thor insults wives and daughters but I have the sterling distinction of having my Mom libeled for being right.
By the way, thor, how’s your mom? Mine died last month, asshole. Care to issue an apology now you worthless piece of shit?
Thought not…
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 8:51 am #
OT but very funny.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090401/pl_nm/us_afghanistan_taliban
KABUL (Reuters) – Taliban insurgents rejected on Wednesday a U.S. offer of “honorable reconciliation” as a “lunatic idea” and said the withdrawal of foreign troops was the only way to end the war in Afghanistan.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 8:53 am #
You doth disagree too much.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 9:01 am #
Still waiting for my apology, asshole.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 9:01 am #
You will be waiting a long time he still won’t admit he was wrong on the GM stocks.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:02 am #
I’m sorry.
But I think you know my response to your post was purely satirizing the non-stop witless attempts at put-downs that are directed my way.
I never advised anyone to buy GM stock. I never pimped, hustled, owned GM, nor my Dad! I bet someone a buck that it would open up after they dumped their CEO. But the truth isn’t in-line with the PW put-down meme and you were obviously trying to jump in the cheap gang up ritual, so…
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 9:04 am #
As of 10:48AM GM is down another 7%. Care to make any other genius predictions asshole?
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/1 @ 9:07 am #
Po’ little thoree realizes he’s close to the line, so suddenly he takes on a conciliatory tone.
It’s pure bullshit, of course. He’s a limp-dick bully who can only act tough when there’s a network between him and his targets.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 9:08 am #
Apology accepted. Now:
Stop ducking and weaving and admit you were wrong. Also, try to wrap your pea brain around the concept that when someone criticizes you and they were right insulting their mother is not a proper or civilized response.
Comment by Matt on 4/1 @ 9:08 am #
Never pimped your dad but you certainly pimped your mom. I’ve had her. She was a lousy lay. Worst 20 bucks I ever spent. Asked if I’d pay her in crack and I said no.
Buy GM !
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 9:09 am #
“Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 8:26 am #
Thor, you always provide a meaningful exchange of ideas. We owe you much for that.”
Talking with thor is like talking to a genital wart.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 9:11 am #
Thor: “That is not the comment I knew.”
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 9:11 am #
“Also, try to wrap your pea brain around the concept that when someone criticizes you and they were right insulting their mother is not a proper or civilized response.”
Like I said.
Talking to a genital wart.
Good luck with that, BJT.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 9:14 am #
From the moment I announced my intent to vote for Obama I’ve merely responded to the good old “your mother is a whore and your dad is gay, thor†non-stop bullshit.
Uh, no. The objects of some of your vilest shit have been Karl, Dicentra and Darleen, none of whom “started it”.
Comment by PCachu on 4/1 @ 9:15 am #
I used to just bulldoze my way through the poop-storm threads, but the most recent off-meds flingings have finally convinced me to put Greasemonkey and Trollhammer into my Firefox install.
The end result is almost funnier than Garfield Minus Garfield.
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/1 @ 9:15 am #
The creepiest – of many creepy things – about thor is that in his calmer moments you get the sense that he actually thinks he’s among friends here.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 9:16 am #
Next up for thor; trying to convince us that his nonstop vile insults were the result of the psychic damage he took during his bold defense of Michael Vick.
thor as victim. Drink in the irony and choke to death.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 9:20 am #
GM down 25% on Monday. It’s currently down 51.66% since Monday’s open. Half of GM’s value is gone since Baracky took the reins, and they now taking a good hard look at bankruptcy.
You suck at this, thor, and your Messiah does too. Do shut up.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:21 am #
Nah. When I stated it’d go up it there was only the headline that they dumped their CEO. 99% of the time stocks go up after a CEO gets dumped. That’s simply fact.
The reason the stock went down has nothing to do with the old CEO or the new CEO.
At least be honest, or watch CNBC, one of the two. I know too much about this stuff to play fantasy world neener-neeners just to get along and I’ve admitted when I was wrong before so I’m sticking to my intent!
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 9:21 am #
Remember, thor? Sure you do. Now, stifle it, dingbat.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 9:26 am #
Of course, the CEO usually doesn’t get fired by a politician who’s taken over the company. Which is different, you see…
Comment by Mr. Pink on 4/1 @ 9:28 am #
It seems the stockholders do not have too much faith in the Messiah or else they wouldn’t be selling now that he is their defacto CEO.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:29 am #
Ever figure out what the S.E.C. does, Wikipedia wonderboy?
Obama and his team are right on the money with their GM offer which forces GM into bankruptcy if they can’t get their bondholders to voluntarily eat a huge loss. If you’d have watched CNBC this morning the former Chrysler CEO explained why Obama’s team is calling it correctly.
Nice try, Pblo. Maybe Wush Wimbaugh is wrong, maybe.
Comment by Larry on 4/1 @ 9:31 am #
Seems Beverly has a website. And she’s a comedian, err, so to speak.
http://www.beverlyhaut.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzve_x3q5EE
No comment necessary.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:32 am #
Read it. Praise the Messiah and crawl away, diaper-bot.
Comment by Gulermo on 4/1 @ 9:33 am #
“The reason the stock went down has nothing to do with the old CEO or the new CEO.” Cite, please.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 9:34 am #
Stifle, spewhole. And wipe your repulsive snot nozzle. And that dribble of Obama jizz on your chin.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 9:36 am #
Oh.
Heh. Usually, it’s wrong to pick on the retarded. But then, they’re usually not noxious and aggressively stupid.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:38 am #
Can your baby-talk, diaper-bot. GM is already on the hook to the U.S. taxpayer for billions and now they’re begging for more. Read up and understand the un-diapered facts before you spew your Gerber baby food and throw your spoon.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 9:43 am #
Cork your Palin vag, and wipe Obama’s piss from your eyes, diaper-bot.
When the ignorant talk tough, stand back burrito!
Comment by mojo on 4/1 @ 9:48 am #
Looks like the human canker done got inflamed again.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 9:56 am #
It’s like talking to a genital wart, folks.
Comment by Abe Froman on 4/1 @ 10:00 am #
“Looks like the human canker done got inflamed again.”
Does urinating on it help, or is that just Jellyfish stings?
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 10:00 am #
And in that airport bathroom stall you call home you’ve carried on some whispered conversations with a few genital warts, haven’t ya P’brain.
Retarded marmoset!
Duuuuh!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 10:20 am #
#Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 10:00 am #
Your Father is ashamed of you, thor.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/1 @ 10:33 am #
Thor is like a candiru fish coated with jellyfish stingers.
Comment by SDN on 4/1 @ 11:13 am #
Yo, buttmunch, WHERE’S MY LZ!
Thor, you are nothing but a cowardly buttmunch.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 11:19 am #
Now they’re talking bankruptcy. And they’re worth half of what they were Monday morning.
You can’t hook a ghost fish, thor. Did you shit your pants?
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 11:21 am #
You’re a massive asswipe.
Yo, SDN, here’s my ass.
Comment by Matt on 4/1 @ 11:31 am #
Lemme try the “Its just fact” thing with no cite and see if its as much fun as it looks.
Obama is a dirty socialist. Its just a fact.
Keith Olberman is a self loathing lying moron. Its just a fact.
Barney Frank likes goats as well as young boys. Its just a fact.
Chris Dodd had Angelo put money in his g-string. Its just a fact.
Jimmy Carter was the worst president of my generation. Its just a fact.
Well, that proves it. Its alot easier being a liberal when arguing on the internet since you don’t have to actually prove anything. Its just a fact.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 11:50 am #
Obama and his team are right on the money with their GM offer which forces GM into bankruptcy…
You see Pablo, Obama loaned them money to force them into bankruptcy, which is only good business.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 12:08 pm #
I’ll bet you a buck that after the closing bell today you’ll still be an asshole.
Comment by LTC John on 4/1 @ 12:09 pm #
“Comment by Jeff G. on 4/1 @ 8:34 am #
thor –
you are driving away readers and commenters. Knock it off.”
So much for knocking it off…
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:13 pm #
Yup. BMoe. Financial genius thor has figured out the economic craftiness of the Obama Administration; Lend money to a business just before forcing them into bankruptcy. That must be why he was so convinced that GM’s stock would rise on Monday just because the CEO would be fired.
Hey, banks do that all the time, don’t they? That whole “shoveling good money after bad” is overrated.
We are but Redumblican hick bark chewers compared to the transcendent financial acumen imbued in thor’s testes.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:14 pm #
Thor reminds me of a gifted third grader at recess.
Comment by Pablo on 4/1 @ 12:14 pm #
So why did Baracky need to fire the GM CEO? So we can listen to a Chrysler CEO? What’s the guy in change of Circuit City saying?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:15 pm #
With ADHD.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:17 pm #
Wait, wait Pablo! What about Angelo? What does he have to say? And … and … and … that Lehman Brothers guy! I need to get his opinion about the administration firing the CEO of GM. Does he think it reflects the abiding genius of Obama?
Oh and Bernie Madoff…
Comment by Slartibartfast on 4/1 @ 12:19 pm #
What with all a youse being mean to thor, and thor responding with Teaching You Redumblicans A Lesson, I can’t get a fucking word in edgewise.
PIPE DOWN!
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 12:20 pm #
Thor reminds me of a gifted third grader at recess.
Are gifted kids the ones what ride the short bus?
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:27 pm #
BMoe: I pretty much had this in mind.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/1 @ 12:29 pm #
Basically what Baracky Chavez wants to do is steal the shares from the good American peoples and give a huge chunk of those shares to his greasey UAW thug friends and call that a “new” GM but what makes the same crappy shit no one wants to drive.
Comment by mojo on 4/1 @ 12:31 pm #
You know what this means, don’t you?
Yup. Hybrid Unicorns!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 1:10 pm #
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 12:14 pm #
whore reminds me of a genital wart.
A talking genital wart.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 1:28 pm #
Well, Yea, Mr. Brain. thor obviously has some smarts and he can be literate but it’s like he’s stuck in an 8 year old gifted child’s brain at recess, where the insults are vile and and personal, nodding the whole time at his self perceived cleverness. What he said to you about your son was beyond the pale and the need to make it so personal, so visceral, is some kind of sickness I just don’t understand.
There was a time when he thanked me for being willing to listen to him and debate him honestly. That time passed when we argued about something and, rather than deal with the issues raised, accused me of trying to censor him or some such. That was the end of that tune. Now i get to be in the club where family members are slimed for thor’s amusement.
Trollhammer, here I come.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 2:14 pm #
Do your feewings hurt, BJ? Ohnoes.
And P’brain’s son!!!!!! (ohnoes) After P’brain endlessly mocked and humiliated thor’s Dad who has walked with a limp since the Korean thor told P’brain the only way he’d get over glorifying war was if his son got wounded like thor’s own Dad did. The horror! The vileness!
P’brain is a beautiful retarded rethuglidum.
thor voted for Obama, teh mostest Evoool EVAH!
Fuck you and your faux outrage.
I’m right. You’re butt hurt.
Your
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 2:21 pm #
Yup. Rode the short bus home early, I’m guessing.
Comment by BJT-FREE! on 4/1 @ 2:22 pm #
Pull.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:23 pm #
“…After P’brain endlessly mocked and humiliated thor’s Dad ”
You’re a fucking liar, you genital wart.
Prove it.
FUCKING PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking liar.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:24 pm #
҉ۢ Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 1:19 am #
Comment by N. O’Brain on 2/19 @ 9:53 pm #
Just spent 2 hours on yahoo chat with Matt the Marine, it’s all good, he should be returning home in “13 1/2 weeksâ€.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
(TrollHammer this poster)(Reset TrollHammer)
• Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 1:21 am #
That’s right, South Philly faggot, I hope Matt the Marine walks the rest of his life like my Dad.
Let’s see you laugh then. Coward.
”
Prove I insulted your Father, cocksucker.
Prove it.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:25 pm #
҉ۢ Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 1:43 am #
May that South Philly Faggot, P’brain, have to help his son off the ground as many times as I’ve done with my Dad.
Only then will any South Philly Faggot earn the right to tell me who to vote for.”
Prove it you vile, souless piece of camel dung.
PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:25 pm #
Prove it you fucking liar.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:27 pm #
And you’re still not good enough to lick the mud from your Father’s combat boots.
Fucking liar.
Prove it.
Prove that I insulted your Father.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:32 pm #
“Comment by thor on 3/25 @ 2:01 pm #
Sorry, P’brain, I’m busy fucking the shit out of what remains of your Mommy.
Wingered chucklestump, go slurp on a toy soldier and spare us your faggish idiocy.”
Prove it, thor.
I’ve proved that you a a vile chickshit coward.
Now prove I insulted your Father.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 2:37 pm #
Liar?
How many times in this thread did you bring up my Dad, P’brain, ya white trash pussy.
Even your own rethuglidum clownbos have requested you quit spamming your dumb BS because it’s so fucking boring.
Step back! P’brain’s feewings got hurt. He needs room to breath. He got his feewings knocked out of him! Deep breaths, P’brain, deep breaths.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:48 pm #
“Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 2:37 pm #
Liar?”
Liar.
Prove I insulted your Father, cocksucker.
Prove it or apologize to my wife, my son and everyone who reads pw.
Fucking prove it, liar.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 2:49 pm #
Yep, if truth be told Jeff’s intentionalism is surely on prime display with my “bet you a buck it trades up.”
We see how right-wing woofers we’ll assign a convenient meaning away from authorial intent. Stolen meanings, yep.
And we also see the childish faux outrage of the intellectually weak wherein they believe in entitlement to taunt all while looking to Jeff to protect them from the same. Their feelings are too precious to be taunted! They come to PW to taunt, to call cynn a slut, thor’s Mom a whore! If the same is done to them they’ll threaten to leave, they swear to God they’ll leave and never return! How dare thor!
You’re all very silly. Obama won. I voted for him. Your narratives were thoroughly rejected.
Comment by SDN on 4/1 @ 2:49 pm #
And if I ever see your ass in the real world, thor, it will be the world’s biggest shotgun target. BANK ON IT!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 2:50 pm #
Prove I insulted your Father, thor.
Or apologize.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 2:59 pm #
I just reitereated what I said about your son. I refused to apologize to you when I originally said it, and I ain’t apologizing now, Mr. War Glory.
You won’t understand war until you see it’s brutal and lifelong effect on the seriously injured. You’re lucky to be such an ignorant punk, as I see it.
Keep doing your stupid act. I couldn’t care less.
Comment by mojo on 4/1 @ 3:08 pm #
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-chaser.html
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 3:09 pm #
My ass will be the world’s biggest shotgun target? Really?
Why don’t you man up and just threaten to shoot me in plain English?
I’ve heard it all before, hick.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 3:21 pm #
Another thread where all the true wingers went off the rails.
Tsk. Tsk.
Sucks not to be thor. HA!
Comment by Rusty on 4/1 @ 3:59 pm #
I think the meaning of the word ‘honor’ is foreign to little thor. Anyone who would rather lie when the truth would serve better, has none.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 4:14 pm #
“Talking with thor is like talking to a genital wart.”
Yet you keep doing it. Calm the hell down already.
Yes, Captain Amazing insulted you. On the Internet. He said mean things about your child. On the Internet.
He talks a lot of useless smack, backs it up with fuckall, and laughs. On the Internet.
He’s a troll who is positive that he’s way more better than we are. He’s picking splinters with a General Sherman Sequoia crammed so far in his eye he could be his own pig roast. He’s useless beyond measure.
Give it up.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:19 pm #
“Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 4:14 pm #
“Talking with thor is like talking to a genital wart.â€
Yet you keep doing it. Calm the hell down already.”
No.
Read the quote I posted above of thor insulting my wife and my active duty Marine son.
Post the proof, cocksucker.
Or apologize.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:20 pm #
Prove I insulted your Father.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 4:25 pm #
“Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 3:09 pm #
#
Comment by SDN on 4/1 @ 2:49 pm #
And if I ever see your ass in the real world, thor, it will be the world’s biggest shotgun target. BANK ON IT!
My ass will be the world’s biggest shotgun target? Really?
Why don’t you man up and just threaten to shoot me in plain English?
I’ve heard it all before, hick.”
Did you shit in your pants again?
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/1 @ 4:29 pm #
He’s not gonna. If he had proof, he would have pulled it out. He doesn’t, so he won’t.
He’ll do the same lame-ass shit he always does, talking around the point to get to you. It’s what he does. It’s all he does.
I’m pretty damn sure that if you tracked his ass down, beat the holy hell out of him to the point where he was whimpering like a girl for mercy, he’d come back as soon as he was out of traction pulling the same routine. This isn’t a mind you’re engaging, it’s some bored asshole’s idea of interweb yucks.
You are tilting at a windmill that isn’t there. It’s not worth it.
Comment by Mars vs Hollywood on 4/1 @ 5:45 pm #
If they go Ch. 11 like big bad Obama looks like he’s going to force them to do then the shareholders will get wiped out.
Billions of bailout dollars, just to arrive at the same course of action advocated by Mitt Romney.
Sweet irony.
Comment by serr8d on 4/1 @ 5:55 pm #
Why should anyone worry about whether or not they insulted any of thor’s relatives? After all the guttural vomit that he’s spewed over the past months, years, in reference to any other person here (and their families)? Why should anyone care if thor is offended? He hasn’t earned anyone’s respect. Any halfway decent post or comment he makes, when considered against his history of absolute fecal speak, takes away any of his ‘good’ moments’ redeeming value. He’d have to write a 100,000 word apology to every poster who’s ever crossed his path, whoever he has defamed, with sincerity, then change his nick, and above all else grow up, before I could take anything he posted seriously.
Guttural vomit, that’s all thor has. Or, continuing his current trek, ever will have.
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 6:20 pm #
Haha, look at the Tennessee hick try and talk all nasty and tough, and Francis, Matt the Marine’s Semper-Fi-Prove-it Daddy.
I’d suggest you two get a life, but we all know that ain’t happening.
As of now my brother-in-law in serving in Afghanistan. This makes me more patriotic and above having my family insulted. Else I’ll go psycho!
I voted for Obama. He won. Like a good American capitalist I bought stocks in February. I profited.
Jealous little bitches go cry all you want. You’re not thor.
PS. Do any of you quackers notice Jeff and Dan don’t talk psycho shit all the time? Observe.
Comment by lee on 4/1 @ 6:21 pm #
I guess I’m just lucky. I have self restraint. Thor is a boring griefer, and without any problems, regrets, or even trollhammer, I’m able to skim over his comments with ease.
I find no reason to engage him, any more than a skunk. It’s patently obvious that doing so will just result in both of us stinking. I don’t blame a skunk for being a skunk, but I do wonder about anyone prodding a skunk with a stick.
That’s just a lack of common sense.
Comment by Comrade Carin on 4/1 @ 6:33 pm #
I don’t wanna talk to you anymore
I’m afraid of what I might say
I bite my tongue every time you come around
‘Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground
Hand over my mouth, I’m earning the right to my silence
In quiet discerning between ego and timing
Good judgment is once again proving to me
That it’s still worth it’s weight in gold
From now on I’m gonna be so much more wary
When you start to speak and my warm blood starts to boil
Seeing you is like pulling teeth
And hearing your voice is like chewing tin foil
I don’t wanna talk to you anymore
I’m afraid of what I might say
I bite my tongue every time you come around
‘Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground
High fives to better judgment
By saying less today, I will gain more, gain more
Low twos to you my, my fickle friend
You, you, you who brought the art of silent war
I don’t wanna talk to you anymore
I’m afraid of what I might say
I bite my tongue every time you come around
‘Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground
Comment by Rusty on 4/1 @ 7:02 pm #
I don’t think that there is a correlation between investing in the stockmarket and voting for your little tyrant. There is, however, a correlation between when the aspiring american emporer opens his filthy marxist piehole and the price of my choices spike upward. George Soros got nuthin on me.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 7:22 pm #
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 6:20 pm #
So when did I insult your Father, you cowardly little puusy?
Post a link.
Prove it.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 7:23 pm #
cowardly little pussy….
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 7:24 pm #
“Matt the Marine’s Semper-Fi-Prove-it Daddy.”
He insults my son again.
I want an apology, you cowardly little pussy.
Comment by router on 4/1 @ 7:27 pm #
thor was your father an asshat too?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/1 @ 7:27 pm #
“PS. Do any of you quackers notice Jeff and Dan don’t talk psycho shit all the time? Observe.”
We observe that you do.
Comment by guinsPen on 4/1 @ 7:35 pm #
Do any of you quackers notice Jeff…?
Jeff who?
Comment by lee on 4/1 @ 7:36 pm #
N.O’Brain, does what thor says change who your son is?
Why do you give him so much power?
It is no new revelation that thor is a lying piece of shit. Why belabor the point?
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 9:05 pm #
Knobrain, I seem to remember you invoking thor’s father. And I certainly remember him making remarks about your son. Which is all wrong.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 9:08 pm #
Great, cynn.
Now maybe you can put that steel-trap brain of yours to work and think up something Obama has done that’s actually improved the economy.
We’re all still waiting, you know.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/1 @ 9:14 pm #
We’re still absorbing all the canceled plans and slated layoffs what happened when Baracky pitched his dirty little socialist girl screechy fit when he wanted to pass Mr. Soros’s phony stimulus package. Now on to cap n trade. Not a damn thing is he even planning on doing to help our economy. Never let a crisis go to waste.
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 9:27 pm #
Spies: Not that you would understand it, but Obama has artificially propped up the economy so the shorts can flee. So sombody’s making scratch, then the rest of us tank. Obama is starting his tough love position by letting the stars wink out, one by one. You brought this on yourselves.
Comment by happyfeet on 4/1 @ 9:29 pm #
Actually it was Meghan’s daddy and his beloved dirty socialist media what turned on his useless geriatric ass what done this to us.
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 9:34 pm #
Actually, I blame Barry Goldwater.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 9:38 pm #
So sombody’s making scratch, then the rest of us tank
Oh, so Obama is screwing us all over?
Thanks for admitting it, cynn.
How his ass taste, bitch?
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 9:42 pm #
Spies, moronic one, I didn’t say that. Take your meds, and then take a long walk off a short pier.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 9:45 pm #
Sure “cynn”.
How come you sound like thor all of a sudden?
The real cynn thinks a short sale has something to do with Springtime at K-Mart.
How’s that GM stock doing, by the way?
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 9:53 pm #
A short sale? Isn’t that about hem lengths? I do get a discount the higher they go, right? And these short sales — I’m more into the cargo pants look myself, but I’m all about the economy, so I’ll stuff myself into whatever you throw my way, as it were!
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 10:04 pm #
You brought this on yourselves.
Bitch was asking for it.
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 10:08 pm #
Bitch demands payment. In Euros.
Comment by B Moe on 4/1 @ 10:20 pm #
I didn’t know it was a ho bitch.
Comment by kelly on 4/1 @ 10:20 pm #
Slap her around just a little, cynn.
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 10:26 pm #
what are you talking about?
Comment by RTO Trainer on 4/1 @ 10:28 pm #
So do I. If he hadn’t lost we might have a better country.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/1 @ 10:31 pm #
One of the many things that we can chalk up to Bill Moyers.
Comment by cynn on 4/1 @ 10:32 pm #
Amen, he was an SOB but I grew up with his grandkids and I knew the old fucker; he was a star to me.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 4/1 @ 11:12 pm #
Can y’all please stop fucking with thor? How hard is that, not fucking with a troll?
Oh, and why do you suppose that I, who don’t have much regard for thor, manage to be able to carry on some sort of reasonable conversation with him? Is it my awesome communication skills, or is it maybe that I don’t fuck with him?
Comment by happyfeet on 4/1 @ 11:20 pm #
both, probably
Comment by thor on 4/1 @ 11:52 pm #
He’s not past tense yet, ass suck’a.
My Dad always votes Republican. That’s probably not good news for the Redumbs in 2012, sadly. Most of you snake-mean backassed pretend to ignore the demographic trends. Pain avoidance, that’s what they call that.
Comment by thor on 4/2 @ 12:12 am #
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Comment by N. O'Brain on 4/2 @ 5:03 am #
So, when did I insult you father, whore?
Cowardly pussyboi.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 4/2 @ 5:40 am #
I give up. Some of you are just determined to have your imaginary slapfight with words on a website.
Lemme know if it ever becomes one iota different from what it is right now.
Comment by LTC John on 4/2 @ 6:31 am #
Blogger offers sites for free – you can even sign up with Ad Sense and try to make money off of it too. Perhaps a site for the griefers – perhaps “I hate PW commenters Blog” or somesuch would do. Then the comments here could get back to less than 50% krep.
Comment by thor on 4/2 @ 7:02 am #
Or maybe a “ignore them look at me” site for PW talking telephone poles in denial.
What are you, like, 18-years-old in the head? Still in H.S? Hardly well developed grown-up behavior you strut.
Fuck yourself, P’brain. You’re simply a shamelessly dumb person. We get it. I really don’t have that much time for ya, mmkay. Go stalk someone who cares. I think that’s probably the point of stalking someone. Reeetaaarded Maaaaamoooset. Go read a book that challenges your inner Duuuuuuh.