January 17, 2009
How to Serve Americans [Darleen Click]

Via B Moe Obamessiah organizes the Permanent Campaign.

Telling millions of campaign supporters that “what you built can’t stop now,” President-elect Barack Obama today took his first public steps toward transforming his massive grass-roots political machinery into an unprecedented national network to help pass his policy agenda.

Obama is calling the new network Organizing for America, and while he described it as a tool to press for policies such as fixing the healthcare system, ending the Iraq war and finding new energy sources, he also said the effort would be housed in a distinctly partisan place: the Democratic National Committee. [...]

[S]ources familiar with the planning say the new group will employ a full-time staff of hundreds of professional organizers, possibly numbering an average of between one and two workers per congressional district in certain politically important states. One source said that Obama aides have discussed an annual budget of $75 million — an unprecedented standing political army that will await orders from a president.

The network also has the potential to cause tension within the Democratic Party because Obama is expected to mobilize the organization to target Democratic lawmakers in Republican-leaning districts who might hesitate to vote for his agenda when it comes to imposing limits on carbon gas emissions, for example, or universal healthcare.

No word yet on what color will be selected for the OFA uniform shirts.

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  1. Comment by parsnip on 1/17 @ 9:59 pm #

    No word yet on what color will be selected for the OFA uniform shirts.

    Every time Darleen makes a Nazi reference, she earns a shiny new dollar.

  2. Comment by SSG RaTsO - Proud to be ODD! on 1/17 @ 10:08 pm #

    I can only assume that that’s the deal you got?

  3. Comment by Pablo on 1/17 @ 10:09 pm #

    Whatever color the shirts are, I’m told they’ll have green collars.

  4. Comment by TmjUtah on 1/17 @ 10:11 pm #

    It will be interesting watching the nut roots amp up to eleventy on the hate meter when Barry doesn’t deliver the surrender to the U.N. and proclaim hemp the national past time.

    I wish I didn’t have to watch the show by the glow from the embers of what was the greatness of the nation…

    I expect a fast bottom. By 2010, the Odministration will be ready to offer up Texas to Mexico and call it immigration reform. The senators and reps with “D” after their names will be doing their best to distance themselves from the disaster.

    The Cut and Run Communist is reprising Lincoln’s travel to Washington.

    What a joke we have become.

  5. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 10:23 pm #

    First thing they’ll need are enemies I guess.

  6. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 10:25 pm #

    Wasn’t there an ABC Afterschool Special about this?

  7. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/17 @ 10:27 pm #

    oh, happyfeet, just spend yourself out of that recession! YES WE CAN!

  8. Comment by Rob Crawford on 1/17 @ 10:28 pm #

    Organizing For America? Couldn’t they have chosen a less obvious acronym?

  9. Comment by soroslapdog on 1/17 @ 10:31 pm #

    Don’t forget Mon at noonday give the O! sign.

  10. Comment by Dash Rendar on 1/17 @ 10:33 pm #

    Obama corps I think will most like be the practical application of BDS theory.

  11. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 10:42 pm #

    You’re absolutely right, maggie. I’m just sort of down on myself cause I could have paid off my student loan in probably like a month with 2010 Baracky dollars instead of for real ones I earned. This is gonna make a mockery of like the past two years of my life. That was shortsighted of me.

  12. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/17 @ 10:49 pm #

    here, happyfeet, this always makes me giggle. and it’s short.

  13. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/17 @ 10:50 pm #

    it’s like a sign of things to come…

  14. Comment by McGehee on 1/17 @ 10:50 pm #

    Is it wrong that I’m actually hoping it’s a cookbook?

  15. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 10:53 pm #

    oh. It reminds me how Baracky always hits the right note and I love him more and more. Thank you.

  16. Comment by Sdferr on 1/17 @ 10:56 pm #

    At least no one has suggested serving them roasted with chestnut stuffing and an apple in their mouths (yet), so there’s that to cheer about anyhow.

  17. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 10:58 pm #

    Tuesday at noon, Dave will not be in front of a TV. Dave will be somewhere that serves alcohol. Dave will be somewhere where he will not refer to himself in the third person, cause that just gets old. Dave will be very drunk on Tuesday.

  18. Comment by serr8d on 1/17 @ 11:01 pm #

    Maggie! My ears!

    Quick, the cleansing..

  19. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:05 pm #

    “The idea was to create an ideology based on a total devotion to the president and his course,” says a Kremlin adviser, Sergei Markov. Obsessed by the color revolutions in Ukraine and Georgia, the Kremlin decided to create their own loyal youth brigades.*

  20. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:12 pm #

    I have my uncle here, recipient of the Navy Cross. He received it on Iwo Jima. He would like to talk to parsnip. If I could put these two together….

  21. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:12 pm #

    Are you lurking parsnip?

  22. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:13 pm #

    the new group will employ a full-time staff of hundreds of professional organizers

    What could possibly go wrong?

  23. Comment by Dash Rendar on 1/17 @ 11:14 pm #

    ‘Nashi youth,’ another notch for the “really?” column.

  24. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:16 pm #

    He’s not what you would call internet savvy, my uncle. I have turned him on to this site. If he comments he will be NC.

  25. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:17 pm #

    Parsnip,

    My uncle was so looking forward to meeting you. Perhaps another time.

  26. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:18 pm #

    Hi NC. Nice job with the helping preserve freedom thing. I bet you hear that a lot, but still, that’s a big deal.

  27. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:35 pm #

    He’s gone feets. What a great person though. He never would talk to me about his experiences in the war when I was a kid. Once I put on the Eagle globe and Anchor of the Corps, he told me of the time he spent in the pacific. Won’t own a thing branded Sony.

  28. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:37 pm #

    Oh, he has two scars on his neck, an in and an out. Both from a Japanese bayonet.

  29. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:39 pm #

    So, anytime you are ready parsnip, you just let me know and I’ll make sure NC is on the line. Or you could do what you normally do and deflect. Either way, put up or shut up.

  30. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/17 @ 11:43 pm #

    Who’s the leader of the club
    That’s made for you and me
    B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

  31. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:44 pm #

    I get the Sony thing. I would hardly ever go to their movies for a long time until I realized I had no idea how to actually make a for real moral distinction between them and Warner and Paramount and Universal and Buena Vista. But Japan I really sort of have a soft spot for. A lot cause they have a soft spot for us I think. Here. Stuff like that makes it really hard to stay mad.

  32. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:45 pm #

    maggie wins

  33. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/17 @ 11:51 pm #

    Oh, I agree Maggie. I’m not mad at Japan, but my Uncle has a hard time with anything Japanese. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He had many friends in the 4th Marines. They were the ones in the Bataan Death March. I think it is hard for him to forget. Truth to tell, I would have a hard time as well.

  34. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/17 @ 11:56 pm #

    I would accept these as my prize.

    okay, denounce me now…

  35. Comment by Stephanie on 1/17 @ 11:58 pm #

    Who’s the leader of the club
    That’s made come for you and me
    B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

    FTFY

  36. Comment by happyfeet on 1/17 @ 11:58 pm #

    It’s an lot honorable way to remember his friends I think. It sure beats McCain’s ostentatious self-serving Vietnam lovin’ I think. I shouldn’t say that out loud but I had to pretend for so long he wasn’t a phony I just can’t help it sometimes.

  37. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 12:01 am #

    Thanks, Stephanie. : D

  38. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:03 am #

    Wow, sorry I missed your racist uncle, Dave.

    I’ll keep an eye out for NC.

  39. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:11 am #

    I’m here, shit-for-brains. What do you want to say?

  40. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:12 am #

    Racist, no. I went to war with those that went to war with me. You?

  41. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:14 am #

    Fuck you, parsnip. I did my part. What did you do?

  42. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:14 am #

    Howdy, NC.

  43. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:14 am #

    USMC 41-46

    You?

  44. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:16 am #

    I wasn’t around back then, NC.

  45. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:17 am #

    Why call me a racist then?

  46. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:18 am #

    Dave wrote “my Uncle has a hard time with anything Japanese.”

    Perhaps he misspoke?

  47. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 12:22 am #

    heh, “even the word ‘hopeless’ has ‘hope’ in it”

  48. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:26 am #

    I took a japanese bayonet to my neck. The peacetime Marine Corps was smaller the NYC police department in ‘41. We all knew each other. I knew Marines that had to surrender in the PI. I know what the japanese did to them. Pardon me all to hell if I hurt someone’s feelings.

  49. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:31 am #

    oh. I shouldn’t be embarassed for you alphie, but I’m a giver. You be nice. Jeez.

  50. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:32 am #

    So, maybe I’m a racist. I haven’t forgiven that Japs for what they did to me and mine. Don’t really care what race they were. What they did to my friends remains with me to this day. Maybe one day I will be able to forgive. Probably not.

  51. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:32 am #

    oh. *embarrassed* I meant. For real, even in service of Baracky there’s still things what are just tacky.

  52. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 12:35 am #

    You made it home and that’s good.

  53. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 12:37 am #

    Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:16 am #

    I wasn’t around back then, NC

    Didn’t you tell me that you were old enough to be my father and that your kids had kids?

  54. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:38 am #

    Still there parsnip? I would love to talk to you.

  55. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:42 am #

    I think he’s east coast so it’s sort of late for alphie. Sometimes his mom lets him stay up but with the inauguration and all she probably doesn’t want him to get overtired. You know how he gets.

  56. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:47 am #

    I’m here!

  57. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:47 am #

    Alphie, I’m 83 years old. I’m up. You?

  58. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:53 am #

    Good, so what would you like to know?

  59. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:53 am #

    A tad over 50 and fading, NC.

    You should write up your story and have them post it here.

  60. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:54 am #

    Want to call me racist?

  61. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 12:55 am #

    Fading? Would you like to meet?

  62. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:58 am #

    Haha,

    I don’t drink anymore, NC.

    Sounds like a crazy road trip though.

  63. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 1:02 am #

    I’ve met your type, parsnip. All talk, no action.

    In ‘41 the choice was Army, Navy, or Marines. I chose Marines. The rest is history.

    Where were you?

  64. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 1:06 am #

    so, NC, you live in Plano as well or just visiting?

  65. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 1:07 am #

    What are you saying, NC?

    You want me to fly down to Texas(I’m just assuming, seems about right) so we can engage in fisticuffs?

  66. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 1:15 am #

    I live in Allen,TX. And yes, parsnip, I would love to meet you.

  67. Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 1:18 am #

    Maybe someday, NC.

    You sound like a real pistol.

  68. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:18 am #

    OK. Let it be. He won’t meet you and he won’t engage you. Let it go, Mel.

  69. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 1:20 am #

    I’ll be here parsnip. Anytime you’re ready.

  70. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 1:23 am #

    My old bones are ready for bed. I’m gone for now. This was fun Dave.

  71. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 1:23 am #

    ‘night, NC.

  72. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:27 am #

    I’ve created a monster!

    I turned him on to PW.

    Great guy though. If you could meet him in person.

  73. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 1:40 am #

    oh. My best friend from college, he lives in Allen now. I want to go visit but I think I’ll wait til his wife becomes his ex-wife and … I’m not sure if he’ll get the house now that I think about it and so then maybe he won’t even live in Allen anymore, not with Dallas just down the road and all. Life is highly unpredictable.

  74. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:43 am #

    Feets, you have got to get yourself out of SoCal.

  75. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:45 am #

    Unless you like it there. Weather is nice and they have nice beaches.

  76. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:46 am #

    Sharks too

  77. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 1:48 am #

    I know. I miss this. I stayed outside of Hutto for a night while I was there and the sky was so big I felt dizzy. The sky here is constricted and starless. Most of the people here don’t know any different, but I remember. Especially the sky what’s outside El Paso. You can’t even see all of it from the ground.

  78. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 1:52 am #

    it would be cheaper here.

  79. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 1:52 am #

    That’s a Texas sky, feets. I like some of what SoCal has to offer, but Jeez. LA has a lot of people and they all seem to be in a hurry. Same as NY. I love the wide open…

  80. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:05 am #

    I know. I don’t have to be here necessarily. I have no excuse for not leaving really but that there’s things and people here I feel responsible for. I really would probably be ahead of the game more in Texas, like maggie says. But I have more better LA skills than Texas skills. There are some ad agencies in Austin and Dallas I might could work with, but that would be a step back in terms of being sort of occupationally narrow. How long can you work at an ad agency and respect yourself I wonder? Most people either quit or start drinking or marry money from what I’ve seen. But Austin and Dallas are changing fast and LA feels stagnant and molding. The whole damn state really is hitting the date what’s marked on the bottom I think. Fail.

  81. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:18 am #

    oh. We’re gonna start watching an episode of Mad Men at lunch on Thursdays starting from the beginning. We kind of have a Mad Men story from before it won all those awards but I can’t tell it yet. But the gist is the people what sort of hang about that show businesswise are every bit as sketch as the characters. I’ve never watched it cause I don’t want to like it, but Other Guy thinks this will be a Good Thing To Do, and really, I need to get over being appalled so easy. It’s just some people, they don’t even try to be nice people. It’s disappointing.

  82. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:18 am #

    you can just get you one of those Obama j*bs. I say go for a “spending our way out of recession” one.

  83. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 2:19 am #

    Feets,

    I was an executive at Pepsi Cola North America for quite some time. The incoming CEO, Indra Nooyi, let me go. I have found happiness here and I will never look back.

    You are a marketing guy. Who do you think they hired for the new marketing campaign? Coke? Are they even trying anymore? What do you think?

  84. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:23 am #

    Obama jobs. Jeez. Those pharmaceutical marketing laws Nancy and Harry passed are already throwing tons and tons of drug reps out of work. The media isn’t telling the story. Not only did they circumscribe things to where there’s simply nothing to warrant employing these people, all the stuff these guys did – stocking doctors with samples, tongue depressors, hand sanitizer, and, basically, anything useful to doctors their competition hadn’t thought of … all that’s got to be picked up by the doctors now. Tell me how that lowers health care costs. Dirty socialists are teh suck. Obama jobs. Jeez.

  85. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:29 am #

    oh. I went and bought tasty beverages tonight cause I have to stay up all night and cause of our research here this week I was able to avoid anything Pepsi. I was a little worried about Fuze but I figured I would know cause I had reviewed their product line here just a couple days ago. They’re on my list. Sucks for them.

  86. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 2:35 am #

    Protein Wisdom – The Pepsi-less blog. I like it

  87. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:37 am #

    cause I have to stay up all night

    aw. I’m starting to wonder about RTO… he’s on call this weekend and still up, which usually isn’t a good sign. eh, so I don’t feel so bad about not being able to get to sleep. yippee!

  88. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:38 am #

    oh. The thing what makes my life most challenging is I hardly ever watch commercial tv. So I have to just read or hear about what sort of creative is going on, and you really mostly only read or hear about the successful ones. I might change that in 2010 or so and become a tv watching person for awhile. This year my thing is banishing NPR and catching up with anime and comic books and B movies in which Olivier Gruner may or may not appear.

  89. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:42 am #

    I have to leave here at like 3 a.m. Monday cause of how the shuttle to LAX works so I need to jigger my sleep schedule. I’ve been oversleeping since I got back from Texas. It might be the zyban I started for when I try quitting smoking in a few weeks. I’m waking up with dreams what I remember. That’s really unusual for me but it’s a side effect they say.

  90. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:42 am #

    When I start the chantix it’s supposed to get even weirder.

  91. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:44 am #

    I think last year I watched more TV than I’ve watched in a while. this year, I’m hoping to finally make a dent in the night stand reading pile. haven’t really started on it yet, got distracted with Mr. X and Promethea.

  92. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 2:47 am #

    Maggie,

    Go tell RTO that Dave From the USMC said that he thought RTO was a ” Godamn useless flagwaving sonofabitch.” I don’t really think that, but it will get his blood boiling, and it will be fun.

    Plus, I’m bored, and this should be cool.

  93. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:49 am #

    so, from a quick search that’s kinda like Wellbutrin? I always had really intense dreams when changing dosage on that.

  94. Comment by NC on 1/18 @ 2:50 am #

    I’m here. Anyone? Parsnip?

  95. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 2:53 am #

    Mel,

    Pick it up in the morning.

  96. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:56 am #

    ut oh… he’s typing…

  97. Comment by SSG RaTsO - Proud to be ODD! on 1/18 @ 2:57 am #

    Dave, you know I’m in Rowlett, right? You really want to make provocative statements?

    I know you’re just a Marine, so I feel obligated to give you a couple of chances. :)

    (Ah’l wave yer flag for ya.)

  98. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 2:58 am #

    Yes – what I have is generic wellbutrin. It’s a mood stabilizer. That means it might have a lot of effect but if it does you’d never notice. That’s so trippy when you think about it. But it’s nice cause my plan picks it up. It doesn’t pick up chantix. Oh. I just remembered. My doctor in Texas that I went to for quitting smoking, he knew this blog and so I told him who I was. I forgot about that. Now I feel self-conscious. He was a great guy. I can’t imagine ever having a conservative doctor here in California. I can’t imagine ever having an American doctor here in California, really. I should say I apologize that I won’t get back for the followup, if he’s reading. I thought I would be coming back to Texas, but things worked out differently than I thought they would. So I have a doctor here now. I picked a woman cause I’m progressive like that. She’s the first primary care doctor I’ve had since I was at least 16. Just cause I haven’t been sick and I’ve been busy. She’s booked me for a followup in 6 weeks and a physical in like May. Also I’m supposed to go on my own initiative with this piece of paper to a lab for them to do “blood work” and honestly the whole shebang is a little terrifying I think. But whatever. It’s what you’re supposed to do.

    I have Promethea burned on a dvd somewheres. #1 – #32 my archive says. I don’t think I ever read them. Mr. X I’ve never heard of. Actually, Vortex Comics I’ve never heard of. Or anything they ever published. They seem really obscure. And Canadian.

  99. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 3:03 am #

    Just having fun with you , RTO. Have a great evening. 0311

  100. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 3:04 am #

    I had read Motter’s Terminal City when DC published it and liked it, and Mr. X is mentioned a time or two, iirc. anyhoo, think I stumbled upon a used copy of the Complete Mr. X vol. 1 a while back and just picked up vol. 2 for Christmas.

  101. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 3:09 am #

    That means it might have a lot of effect but if it does you’d never notice. That’s so trippy when you think about it.

    yeah, don’t get me started on that one.

  102. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 3:09 am #

    And you used #100 for that?

  103. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 3:11 am #

    eh heh

  104. Comment by Plano Dave on 1/18 @ 3:11 am #

    To all our brothers arms: Sleep well. We’ll keep it burning here for you.

  105. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 3:15 am #

    Plano sucks.

  106. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 3:20 am #

    My parents live in Willow Bend.

    Outside of a few MILFS and my parents, it’s mostly assholes that live in Plano, Texas.

  107. Comment by USMC Dave on 1/18 @ 3:23 am #

    And now we know why thor is why he is.

  108. Comment by USMC Dave on 1/18 @ 3:23 am #

    Willow bend is not what it once was thor

  109. Comment by USMC Dave on 1/18 @ 3:24 am #

    Troy and Deion have to live with the rest of us now

  110. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:26 am #

    Terminal City is new to me too. You liked it? The first review says it’s overlong and plodding. Limewire isn’t very helpful finding it. I’m not set up with my old p2p stuff on this new machine cause vista has trouble with lots of it.

  111. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:27 am #

    Plano is just fine. Good people in Plano. And lots of parking.

  112. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 3:30 am #

    When Troy Aikman moved to Highland Park he said it was because Plano sucks. I was like, Troy, how could you leave my parents in Plano? He just shook his head mumbling about Glen Eagles’ Queens course sucking harder than any goat farm muni he’s ever played on. How can you argue with the truth.

  113. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 3:37 am #

    You liked it?

    I did. It’s been many years since I read it, though, so I couldn’t give details as to why. Mr. X plodded a bit, but there was usually enough going on art wise it kept my interest.

  114. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:39 am #

    oh. Mr. Aikman is a lot discriminating I think. Highland Park has lots of trees. And the people smell nice.

  115. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:41 am #

    ok. I will put Terminal City on the list.

  116. Comment by USMC Dave on 1/18 @ 3:42 am #

    Troy’s a dick. He could throw a decent spiral. Other than that…..

    Must be that sparkling personality.

  117. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/18 @ 3:43 am #

    Telling millions of campaign supporters that “what you built can’t stop now,” President-elect Barack Obama today took his first public steps toward transforming his massive grass-roots political machinery into an unprecedented national network to help pass his policy agenda.

    Sieg fucking Heil baby!

  118. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:45 am #

    oh. That comment’s on-topic, TSk9. It took me awhile to figure it out.

  119. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 1/18 @ 3:48 am #

    Schnell!!!!

  120. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 3:50 am #

    oh, RTO would tell you I read crap.

  121. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 3:59 am #

    Me too. I’m finishing The Golden Compass on the flight to NY Monday. It’s not as bad as Christopher Paolini, but it’s pretty bad. But I could only get to page 16 of the Twilight sequel my sister had at the hospital. That hoochie really loves Edward. Loves him loves him loves him. Cause he’s so hot. I get that.

  122. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 4:05 am #

    The hoochie in the book, not meaning my sister. Just so we’re clear.

  123. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 4:18 am #

    yeah, didn’t figure you’d call your sister a hoochie.

  124. Comment by JHoward on 1/18 @ 7:04 am #

    Don’t really care what race they were.

    In the Brave New Social Whatever the proggs are building, NC, that doesn’t matter. They’ll let you know what you think when they’re good and ready, especially if it involves taking your money and giving it to someone they say you dislike. Wouldn’t bother me much but for the theft part.

    For a good example if this hatred of reason and civility, make the suggestion around here that (1) you always vote Republican and (2) the Russians somehow didn’t treat you right and watch the fireworks. It’s even funny at times.

  125. Comment by SGT Ted on 1/18 @ 7:10 am #

    So. here I am, newly retired, moved to AZ, getting unpacked and Baraky goes all Reichsjugendführer on us. Need more coffee. 2009 is going to be a long year.

  126. Comment by alppuccino on 1/18 @ 7:12 am #

    You want me to fly down to Texas(I’m just assuming, seems about right) so we can engage in fisticuffs?

    I think NC was planning on you engaging in a lot of “falling down and covering up” parsnip. And maybe a few high-pitched scaredy noises.

  127. Comment by alppuccino on 1/18 @ 7:13 am #

    Oh, and I’m just begging for some of Obama’s minions to come to my door. That would be awesome.

  128. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 7:14 am #

    I don’t think there ever has been a more appropriate time to read “Atlas Shrugged.” Since we’re talking books.

  129. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 7:16 am #

    Oh, and also “The Black Book of Communism” … because there are some errie similarities too, although you need to be careful because people are gonna call you a winger if you voice those similarities.

    I mean, the people over at Hot Air seem to be closely monitoring their tone.

  130. Comment by soroslapdog on 1/18 @ 7:20 am #

    I’m here to serve:

    Coffee with those subpoena’s Mr. Blago?

  131. Comment by Rusty on 1/18 @ 7:39 am #

    NC.
    Thank you for your service.It’s an honor to have you here.

    Comment by parsnip on 1/18 @ 12:53 am #

    A tad over 50 and fading, NC.

    And still a very bright sixteen year old.

  132. Comment by geoffb on 1/18 @ 8:03 am #

    “One source said that Obama aides have discussed an annual budget of $75 million — an unprecedented standing political army that will await orders from a president.”

    This has been compared to the Hitler-Jugend however I think a better analogy would be the Red Guards in China.
    From the article linked above.

    “Throughout the Cultural Revolution, the Red Guards traveled throughout China, going to schools, universities, and institutions, spreading the teachings of Mao. Some were criticized for using violence against people who were believed to be taking things back to capitalism (capitalist roaders).

    The role of Red Guard was mainly to attack the “Four Olds” of society, that is what is believed to be old ideas, cultures, habits, and customs of China at the time. Red Guards in Beijing and elsewhere in China had taken to the streets from their schools. They made posters, speeches, criticized Party leaders, and some committed violent acts in the name of the Cultural Revolution.”

    This sounds closer to what “Organizing for America” is about. A force outside of the Party structure that is wielded by the Party leader to control both society and the Party itself by overthrowing all “old ideas, cultures, habits, and customs”.

    Instead of the “Little Red Book” they will have their Blackberry’s, filled with the wit, wisdom , and daily instructions by “The One”.

  133. Comment by JHoward on 1/18 @ 8:14 am #

    The assumption implicit in snot-drinker’s comment at #1 is that all intolerant, collectivist thinking isn’t the same and that to prove that this 2009 hive-mindedness is wholesome and good only requires trust, trust in the loose, ill-defined, sec-progg remnant-Americanism that magically prevents Bad Stuff™ but ironically contains no meaningful regard for individual, constitutional rights, the very rights that O!cialism seems to be on a collision course with.

    This time we’ll be saved by sheer goodness and what we’re about to ruin, goes the sec-progg hive mind, those being our rights as Americans.

    Having ramped up Nazism by methods similar to what’s now ramping up O!cialism, humanity need only consider this misty-eyed exploration into the collective a success before the fact, and thereby consider dissent of it a ludicrous, even offensive diversionary exercise — this ramping up is simply known to be wholesome and good and that we’re Americans proves it. That Adolf was in his day also a populist effort goes by the boards and no debate then need occur.

    How do we know this? We just do. From there, conversations about originalism and the inherent, intended, constitutional nature of this particular constitutional republic — having been to shake off the fundamentals known to destroy individual freedom — can be checked at the door, thank you very much.

    Interesting that not only doesn’t the left abide dissent of its emotional, vaguely defined causes (as snot-drinker demonstrates with the perfect fallacy at #1) but that it does so demanding a similar intolerance to whatever as so much as hints at a counter-debate about the individual protections once inherent to American citizenship: talk against O!cialism shall not occur…and originalism; what was that, you impossibly backwards red-state cartoons?

    If nothing else, that denial of reason and debate smacks of facism. And whatever jeers and howls might appear against this comment will likely center on the unholy gall to so much as use O!cialism and facism in the same sentence, the intent of doing so disregarded even though spelled out (Darleen’s will be too, regardless): Oh. my. gawd!

  134. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 8:15 am #

    I’m currently reading “A War Like No Other”, by Victor Davis Hanson.

    VDH is a brilliant writer, but now I’m going to dig out my Thucidides and all those Greek plays I didn’t understand in high school.

  135. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 8:22 am #

    ALL HAIL O!BAMA!!!!!!

    http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=hj111-5

  136. Comment by MarkD on 1/18 @ 9:10 am #

    Where’s this $75 million for his private army coming from?

    The firearms industry is booming. Coincidence, probably.

  137. Comment by Darleen on 1/18 @ 9:23 am #

    Plano Dave and NC,

    Sorry I went to bed and missed the conversation.

    NC, thank you for your service, sir. My dad (80) lied about his age and went into the Army — paratrooper, 11th Airborne, and would have been in the invasion of the Japan itself if it weren’t for the atom bomb. As it was, he then became part of the occupation Army stationed in Honshu for two years.

    I really believe in the volunteer military – but sometimes I would love to see the sniveling leftcultists that diss the military and its mission have to actually spend a couple of years getting first hand experience.

  138. Comment by Blind Howling Moonbat on 1/18 @ 9:49 am #

    Instead of the “Little Red Book” they will have their Blackberry’s, filled with the wit, wisdom , and daily instructions by “The One”.

    Where is mine!?! I want my Little Red Blackberry!!!

  139. Comment by Techie on 1/18 @ 9:59 am #

    Resolution to Repeal the 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution:

    http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=hj111-5

    Care to explain that one, Proggs?

    I’m sure that large, permanent organization only answerable to Obama will be quite useful in Obama’s Endless Campaign(tm).

  140. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 10:07 am #

    Little wonder these fools were concerned about Bush not leaving office, eh?

  141. Comment by ThomasD on 1/18 @ 10:09 am #

    Will OFA members be issued a ceremonial dagger or will this be phased out in favor of a safety spork inscribed with ‘hope and change?’

    Because Alphie really can’t be trusted with sharp objects.

  142. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 10:16 am #

    “Comment by ThomasD on 1/18 @ 10:09 am #

    Because Alphie really can’t be trusted with sharp objects.”

    But it’s really funny when he shoves an ice cream cone into his forhead.

  143. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 10:17 am #

    Comment by Techie on 1/18 @ 9:59 am #

    Great minds and all that, wot?

  144. Comment by Boatbuilder on 1/18 @ 10:22 am #

    NC–I for one acknowledge that I am forever in your debt. Thank you–for me, my family, my friends and my country.

    I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you don’t drive a Mercedes, Volkswagen or Porsche, either. Because of your “racism.” Sheesh.

    Don’t let the bastards get you down.

  145. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 10:26 am #


    Comment by Darleen on 1/18 @ 9:23 am #

    I really believe in the volunteer military – but sometimes I would love to see the sniveling leftcultists that diss the military and its mission have to actually spend a couple of years getting first hand experience.

    Something tells me you believe in military service so much that you yourself didn’t spend a day in said service, eh union member.

  146. Comment by Rusty on 1/18 @ 10:31 am #

    Nothing says’inclusive’ like an americorps worker with zipcuffs hanging off the back of his/her belt.
    Yay Obama!

  147. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 10:33 am #

    National security is a lot served more better if we have volunteer forces is the idea I think. That just makes sense. But lots of liberals don’t even know people in the military. I’m not talking about Baracky. His church pastor what hates white people was in the Marines. Baracky’s woman on the other hand I don’t know about. She seems like she would disdain people who would volunteer for the military, unless they said shitty things about it later.

  148. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:34 am #

    Yeah, Darleen. Real courage is cowering on the home front while fantasizing about assaults against Jamaican virgins. White makes right, bwana!

    Larry Craig, you rethuglikkkans! Mark Foley!

  149. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 10:36 am #

    Thor doesn’t realize that Darleen’s support of voluntary military supports the rights of thos who do, and those who don’t, choose to serve.

    It’s a nuance thing. Being part of the establishment, thor no long understands nuance.

  150. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 10:37 am #

    So you’re saying fantasizing about assaults against Jamaican virgins is wrong is how I read that. Sometimes you have to look at these things case by case I think.

  151. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 10:43 am #

    What if the Jamaican virgin supports Bush and believes in freedom in Iraq and in the greater Middle East and also thinks climate change is teh gay?

  152. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:44 am #

    @133 – you’re missing some “s’s”, but otherwise, great points. Ludicrous how they dismiss Nazism as a “rightist” movement when you think about the populist orientation of Ernst Roehm & other leaders – especially ones who were in the SA. Also keep in mind how many Nazis transitioned into the postwar East German bureaucracies; as long as they got to keep torturing I suppose it was all the same to them. There was a distinct right in pre-WWII German politics that had little to do with the Nazi movement (although like most of the German political spectrum, it WAS tainted by intense anti-Semitism.)

    Anyway, I doubt most leftists know or care about drawing apt parallels – “Nazism” is just another swearword to throw at whoever questions their beloved Majick-Negro.

  153. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 10:47 am #

    My paper is full of Hope and Change today. I almost upchucked my eggs. YES YOU CAN. They’re having lots of parties right here in Detroit.

    Most disturbing, to me, they’re making these t-shirts and the designer says that the Obama Love shirts are “not very political” because “At this point in time, we’ve hopefully moved past the partisanship and we’re all celbrating the inauguration of a new president.”

    Plus, the shirt is very fashionable.

    So, in this post-partisian world (except for us cocoon dwellers) all celbrate Baracky and his hope and change. And, let’s spend our way out of this mess, but it’s gonna be a mess for – like- years, says Baracky, so don’t expect any miracles.

  154. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:50 am #

    “So you’re saying fantasizing about assaults against Jamaican virgins is wrong is how I read that. Sometimes you have to look at these things case by case I think.”

    Er – just that some of the commentators around here who are quick to make RAY-CISM accusations seem to have some pretty weird racial fixations. Or at least that’s what the PW archives tell me. You’d almost think that their ranting against “RAY-CISTS” is a way to distract attention from their own … issues.

    What’s especially interesting is that said commenter made his remark in response to a POLITE post by someone here telling him to enjoy his Jamaican holiday. I’d sort of understand this sexual ranting if it occurred during a heated debate – but out of the blue? Hmmm…

  155. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 10:50 am #

    I mean, honestly. I’ve got a ten page first section devoted to The One™ The headline reads “A ride to destiny.”

    I may need the gym to shake my mood now, but yesterday they at CNN on the tube, so there was no avoiding it all. I tried to focuse on a spot across the gym, but the stupid was like a magnet.

  156. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 10:56 am #

    9 of ♦ – thor has a long history of making sexually agressive statement. We, in turn, like to throw it back in his face.

  157. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 10:58 am #

    oh. I misunderstood I think. I missed the holiday part. Jamaica is homophobic is all I know. I heard that on NPR. I think that’s why Colin Powell is really glad his mom and dad emigrated.

  158. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:59 am #

    Detroit? They can celebrate all they want – when the music dies down & the booze stops flowing, they’ll still be living in Detroit.

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=28122

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/015/945aynyk.asp

  159. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:01 am #

    Oh, 9, you don’t understand. Racism was the only thing keeping Detroit down. That, and the fact that the government hadn’t absolutely demanded they make all those green cars everyone wants and that’s why the car companies failed.

    Detroit will be sailing on unicorn farts soon.

  160. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:02 am #

    Detroit is why I would never buy a house in Los Angeles. That and Baltimore. Don’t tell Jeff I said that.

  161. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:06 am #

    It says over at Huffpo that Obama says he can handle all the multiple crises occuring here, but it’s gonna take years.

    I understand, I mean, you can’t turn us sociialist overnight. It may take two terms.

  162. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 11:06 am #

    #

    Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:34 am #

    Yeah, Darleen. Real courage is cowering on the home front while fantasizing about assaults against Jamaican virgins. White makes right, bwana!

    Larry Craig, you rethuglikkkans! Mark Foley!

    Hey ho, here comes that dude who keeps his hand in his pants when he whelps about imaginary iSLanD vIrGiNs and the MajiKKK Negroes!11!!elventy!!!

    Odd how my words seem to upset the most racist Nazi right-winger ilk. It’s a gift.

  163. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:08 am #

    “I misunderstood I think. I missed the holiday part. Jamaica is homophobic is all I know. I heard that on NPR. I think that’s why Colin Powell is really glad his mom and dad emigrated.”

    Sad but true, and I am not one to use terms like “homophobia” lightly. My relatives tell me that the culture’s always been pretty conservative, but this intense gay-bashing is something new. Circa 1960 a sugar cane worker in my family’s hometown was outed. Humiliating for him, but he simply moved to another town five miles away and that was that. A couple years ago, OTOH, two men in the same town were caught having sex; one was hacked to death IIRC and the other had to run for his life. This was around the same time that a Kingston gay rights activist was brutally murdered:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/leading-gay-activist-murdered-in-jamaica-731713.html

    Maybe it’s due to fear/misinformation about AIDS, which would not have been a problem when the older people in my family were growing up…

  164. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/18 @ 11:13 am #

    It may take two terms.

    Or more.

  165. Comment by Mark A. Flacy on 1/18 @ 11:18 am #

    I really believe in the volunteer military – but sometimes I would love to see the sniveling leftcultists that diss the military and its mission have to actually spend a couple of years getting first hand experience.</blockquote

    We would just had to have booted them out, anyways, for being troublemakers and general dickheads. The draft is pretty much a waste of time and resources unless you are looking at mobilizing a *lot* of soldiers at a later date and want them to have had some type of training.

  166. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:21 am #

    Huh? I don’t get it. I am pretty sure someone actually did make this post, so it is not imaginary, unless Jeff has been messing with the archives. Not relevant whether or not the women are imaginary – that was never disputed:

    “I suspect ["hot" "Russian" "girlfriend"] was suspicious of my natural inclination to local untamed mountain pussy. That’s what you get for sharing your fantasies. I’ve always wanted to have a village to a all night drum dance while I spear a virgin in a thatched hut, like every deserving White God gets to do.”

    Oh, and Larry Craig!

  167. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:22 am #

    @164 – give Negro-Jesus ten years. At the very least. That’s how long he’s going to “rule”, by his own estimate.

  168. Comment by Mark A. Flacy on 1/18 @ 11:23 am #

    Something tells me you believe in military service so much that you yourself didn’t spend a day in said service [...]

    Something tells me you are full of shit, thor. Grow up.

  169. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 11:24 am #

    Its only racism when someone else does it, NoD. When thor does it it is literature.
    He has read Celine. He has papers.

  170. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 11:28 am #

    Yes, Larry Craig-of-diamonds, you’ve previously noted your stiffined reaction to that sublime reference.

    Can you walk and think of Barack Obama at the same time?

  171. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:30 am #

    “I suspect ["hot" "Russian" "girlfriend"] was suspicious of my natural inclination to local untamed mountain pussy. That’s what you get for sharing your fantasies. I’ve always wanted to have a village to a all night drum dance while I spear a virgin in a thatched hut, like every deserving White God gets to do.”

  172. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:32 am #

    I think thor should write Spike Lee. He may be interested in doing some sort of “Jungle Fever II” …

  173. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:32 am #

    Here is a song what is a happy song. It’d probably not be what you’d want to listen to whilst spearing virgins in a thatched hut though I don’t think.

  174. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:34 am #

    Man, I haven’t thought about the Housemartins in forever. They did another song I liked. Searching iTunes.

  175. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:36 am #

    I just learned this week that singer guy is a Marxist. He’s the kind of Marxist I like. More happy song Marxists please.

  176. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:36 am #

    Caravan of Love. that’s it.

  177. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:37 am #

    Forgot to add – “Hand in his pants?” “elventy”? Boy, some people sure are obsessed with repeating other commenter’s shopworn catch phrases. Plagiarist jerks.

    Mark Foley!
    Larry KKKraig!

  178. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:38 am #

    oh. I linked that one yesterday. I like this live one.

  179. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:39 am #

    That’s Fatboy Slim in the varsity jacket. Life is funny.

  180. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 11:39 am #

    Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 10:26 am #

    And your MOS was….what?

    I think I missed it.

  181. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:40 am #

    oh. It’s just a red and yellow sports shirt of some kind now that I look at it. A jacket probably would have been really hot up there.

  182. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:41 am #

    Heh. No way. Lord, you’d think a Marxit would be a tad darker. Yea Happy Marxism!

  183. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:42 am #

    Ha, I just looked that one up. Housemartins weren’t on iTunes. Prolly to capitalist for ‘em.

  184. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:44 am #

    oh. The yellow is his guitar strap. I think if I were a white boy what could pull off Isley Brothers songs then I bet I’d be living in a place with better carpet. That was Michael Bolton’s theory too I think.

  185. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:46 am #

    What say you we don’t mention Michael Bolton on this blog anymore. Even in jest. Some things aren’t funny.

  186. Comment by JHoward on 1/18 @ 11:48 am #

    It says over at Huffpo that Obama says he can handle all the multiple crises occuring here

    Why’s it his job to handle all the multiple crises occurring here is what I want to know? Is he king? Messiah? Maybe meya knows…but it’s clear libtards don’t know what kind of system of government this is.

  187. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:49 am #

    Except this, which i just learned. Michael Bolton used to be a heavy metal singer. That may make me giggle the rest of today.

  188. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:50 am #

    JH – didn’t you hear O! the other day? He said our problems are too big to be solved w/o government’s help.

    We’re from the government, and we’re here to help you …

  189. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 11:52 am #

    I met his personal assistant once in my backyard in Texas. I didn’t know that til later. Life is goddamned weird sometimes.

  190. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:55 am #

    I waited on a few of the members of Pearl Jam back in my bartending days. I had seen them perform the night before in a TINY concert hall – they were awesome and less political back then. ‘92.

    I also served and joked with Woody Harrison once. And, didn’t recognize him. Cheers was STILL on tv. I just have minimal powers of recognition.

  191. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 12:01 pm #

    “Why’s it his job to handle all the multiple crises occurring here is what I want to know? Is he king? Messiah? Maybe meya knows…but it’s clear libtards don’t know what kind of system of government this is.”

    You may have noticed that the Messiah’s typical strategy when faced with a crisis is to abandon his responsibilities for a more prestigious job before anyone realizes how much he’s botched things up. It worked for the Annenberg Challenge and for his “teaching” career. Now that he’s the Head Neophyte In Charge, it’ll be quite amusing to see him try and pass the buck like he’s accustomed to. In lieu of ditching the office he’ll probably keep throwing subordinates under the bus. GWB made quite a few enemies despite his foolish loyalty to executive staff; the next four years of Jeezus-Man are sure to be popcorn worthy.

  192. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:01 pm #

    I saw Counting Crows in this tiny venue in Austin the same week they were on the Rolling Stone cover as the greatest rock band in the world or whatever. Me and my friend T were right on the stage. They were honoring something booked way before and they didn’t look happy to be there and they didn’t sing Anna Begins. That was a cool story for awhile though. Then they did subsequent recordings and the story got a lot less cool.

  193. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 12:04 pm #

    To clarify: GWB made quite a few enemies among his ex staff members despite being loyal to them.

  194. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 12:06 pm #

    @ Happyfeet’s 192 – Would you believe that one of their members (forget which one) voted for Bush in 2004? No word on if he’s a Marxist, though.

  195. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:07 pm #

    oh. crappy html means it’s time to do laundry I think. Sorry I was so persistently off-topic on this thread. It’s just that as disturbing as Baracky’s National Super-ACORN Club is I for real don’t think it’s anything but a squall what precedes the dirty socialist hurricane what him and Nancy and Harry and Mr. Soros are brewing up.

  196. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:09 pm #

    oh. I would never have believed that. But I would never have believed that singer guy could get Jennifer Aniston to go out with him either. I’m gonna look that up later. It’s a small thing but heartening. The voting for Bush. And I guess the Jennifer Aniston thing too.

  197. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 12:12 pm #

    “Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 10:56 am #

    9 of ♦ – thor has a long history of making sexually agressive statement.”

    That’s just his rich, creamy fantasy life breaking through the barriers.

  198. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 12:12 pm #

    Don’t be, HF. Meandering threads are just another part of the PW journey.

  199. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 12:16 pm #

    “Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:37 am #

    Forgot to add – “Hand in his pants?” “elventy”? Boy, some people sure are obsessed with repeating other commenter’s shopworn catch phrases. Plagiarist jerks.”

    You are a keen observer of the exotic species Moonbattus Idiotus Marxii”.

    Very astute.

  200. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/18 @ 12:16 pm #

    I met Ozzy Osbourne once.

    Kind of a prick, actually, although that would’ve been during his hard-drinking days.

  201. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 12:21 pm #

    At least I don’t sodomize combat boots, P’brain.

  202. Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/18 @ 12:23 pm #

    Late as usual.
    The exchange between NC and alphie reminds me of a story my dad told. Back in the late sixties-early seventies when students in high school started wearing all of the hippie/sloppy garb, a student wore an iron cross. One teacher told him that the last time he saw a guy wearing that – about twenty years previously – he had killed him.
    The student took the iron cross off.

  203. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 12:34 pm #

    Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 11:37 am #

    Forgot to add – “Hand in his pants?” “elventy”? Boy, some people sure are obsessed with repeating other commenter’s shopworn catch phrases. Plagiarist jerks.

    Look!!! Bunnies!!elevanty!111!!

    I mocked your hand-in-pant petting twist of words earlier. Let’s not keep those shopworn catch phrases of yours as repressed as your Larry KKKwaig bathroom stall mood swings. Wag your Obama boner to the world!

    iSLaND ViRGiNs UnTAmmeD!11!! [Hot! Russian! Girlfriend!](!!seventy!!!177!!)

  204. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 12:43 pm #

    Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 12:01 pm #

    I saw Counting Crows in this tiny venue in Austin the same week they were on the Rolling Stone cover as the greatest rock band in the world or whatever.

    The lead singer for the Black Crows plopped down in the seat next to me at a bar in Sacramento. He didn’t smell as bad as he looked. My hot American girlfriend at the time asked “who are the Black Crows.”

  205. Comment by geoffb on 1/18 @ 12:57 pm #

    In 1970 a good friend, a musician, talked a number of us into going to a small rock club in a nearby very small town of Hastings to see a band. He had bought the 1st and 2nd albums by them. Albums which had not sold well at all.

    When we got there we were the only ones in the place and so we sat on the floor at the feet of the lead singer. Later that year when their 3rd album came out they had a hit and became big.

    The band was Alice Cooper.

  206. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 12:59 pm #

    “Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:32 am #

    I think thor should write Spike Lee. He may be interested in doing some sort of “Jungle Fever II” …

    With thor as inmate #624862

  207. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 1:01 pm #

    “Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 12:21 pm #

    At least I don’t sodomize combat boots, P’brain”

    That’s just his rich, creamy fantasy life breaking through the barriers.

  208. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 1:04 pm #

    Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 12:43 pm #

    That’s just his rich, creamy fantasy life breaking through the barriers.

  209. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:08 pm #

    Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 11:55 am #

    I waited on a few of the members of Pearl Jam back in my bartending days. I had seen them perform the night before in a TINY concert hall – they were awesome and less political back then. ‘92.

    The lead guitarist poops in his pants. I shit you not.

  210. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 1:10 pm #

    Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:08 pm #

    That’s just his rich, creamy fantasy life breaking through the barriers.

  211. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:20 pm #

    He suffers from Crohn’s disease and wears an adult diaper on stage.

    Everyone knows that. Duh.

  212. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:21 pm #

    No plagiarizing shopworn catch phrases – it is very offensive.

    Larry Craig.
    Mark Foley.

    Anyway, Re: Jungle Fever – there was a kid in 4th Grade who loved to snigger about “Jungle Fever” – his term for any & all interracial couples. Who knows – maybe today he prides himself on his “tolerance” & “understanding”. I used to loathe him but we kind of learned to tolerate each other by Middle School.

  213. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:23 pm #

    “I suspect ["hot" Russian "girlfwiend"] was suspicious of my natural inclination to local untamed mountain pussy. That’s what you get for sharing your fantasies. I’ve always wanted to have a village to a all night drum dance while I spear Mark Foley in a thatched hut, like every deserving White God gets to do.”

    [sigh]…

  214. Comment by Techie on 1/18 @ 1:25 pm #

    Is this the part where thor reveals his vast world experiences with the subject matter at hand?

    Take the North Korea thread, he’s been trolling here for at least 2 years now, and suddenly he’s “overseen forced marches of slave labor”, having breathed nary a word of that sort before.

    Or when discussing air combat and comparative forces, he’s suddenly all chummy with Russian pilots and flown in a MiG and everything.

    Is he still claiming to have been an international trader?

    BTW, I still want you to repeat your comments about the VT Massacre at the next memorial service there. It’ll go over really well.

  215. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:26 pm #

    “Late as usual.
    The exchange between NC and alphie reminds me of a story my dad told. Back in the late sixties-early seventies when students in high school started wearing all of the hippie/sloppy garb, a student wore an iron cross. One teacher told him that the last time he saw a guy wearing that – about twenty years previously – he had killed him.
    The student took the iron cross off.”

    ATC chatter between a British 747 and German controllers – probably circa 1970.

    Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?” Speedbird 206: “Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.” Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?” Speedbird 206 (coolly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn’t land.”

    Larry Foley.

  216. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 1:26 pm #

    “Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:20 pm #

    He suffers from Crohn’s disease and wears an adult diaper on stage.

    Everyone knows that. Duh.”

    You’re just jealous.

  217. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/18 @ 1:29 pm #

    All right, it’s been fun kicking hor in his tiny little nuts, but I gotta go watch the Eagles beat up on the Cardinals.

    E
    A
    G
    L
    E
    S

    IGGLESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  218. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:32 pm #

    No, no I haven’t witnessed such. But the N.K. slave gulags are in Russia.

    And.That.Is.Where.The.Facts.Were.Revealed.By.Journalists.I.Know.

    I was a muni trader, fag, but I traded lots of debentures. Yes, I’m far more knowledgeable of the financial markets than the average redumblican. Suffer.

  219. Comment by Carin on 1/18 @ 1:32 pm #

    heh. I liked that second story 9.

  220. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:34 pm #

    Rush Limbuagh hates Donovan McNabb because he’s black.

  221. Comment by happyfeet on 1/18 @ 1:37 pm #

    I wonder if I were to know what a debenture is might I be fundamentally changed in some way I can’t foresee? Better not chance it.

  222. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:40 pm #

    Redumblican.

  223. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:43 pm #

    “it’s been fun kicking hor in his tiny little nuts”

    Intentional misspelling? Freudian slip?
    Hah.

    “I suspect ["hot" Russian "girlfwiend"] was suspicious of my natural inclination to local untamed mountain pussy. That’s what you get for sharing your fantasies. I’ve always wanted to have a village to a all night drum dance while I spear Rush Limbuagh [sic] in a thatched hut, like every deserving White God gets to do.”

    I wonder if the average redumblican can spell names of talk-show hosts corectlee?

    Shaun Hannedee.

    Larry Craig.

  224. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:44 pm #

    Only if they’re junior subordinated, happy.

  225. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:47 pm #

    Mark Foley has a thing for Russian chicks.

  226. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:48 pm #

    Mark Foley has a thing for guys who claim to have a thing for Russian chicks. Keep eyes in the backs of yer heads.

  227. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 1:50 pm #

    You know what is really funny? Hearing Deion Sanders try to say Donovan McNabb.

  228. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 1:52 pm #

    Even funnier is watching Deion Sanders Jr. get run down from behind by white kids in Pop Warner.

  229. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 1:54 pm #

    Larry Craig.

  230. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 2:04 pm #

    And not that it matters to thor, but all Limbaugh said was that McNabb was over-rated. If he makes it to the Super Bowl, the Steelers defense will show that to be true.

  231. Comment by thor on 1/18 @ 2:42 pm #

    Over-rated because he was black!

    Put a fat, racist pig on national TV and he’s still a fat, racist pig.

  232. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 2:46 pm #

    And last year, Tom “oh my God I have the vapors I am so upset by this I can’t even talk” Jackson turned around and said the same fucking thing. Peddle it somewhere else.

  233. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/18 @ 2:49 pm #

    “Bo Snerdley” could not be reached for comment…

  234. Comment by B Moe on 1/18 @ 3:21 pm #

    Looks like the Steelers might not get a chance, fucking racist Cardinal defense.

  235. Comment by Pablo on 1/18 @ 5:04 pm #

    And not that it matters to thor, but all Limbaugh said was that McNabb was over-rated.

    He also said that McNabb was over-rated because he’s black and that the sports media was responding to that particular fact. He was probably right about that. Lord knows their “news” colleagueshave over-rated Baracky because of it, while doing their damndest to paper over his foibles.

  236. Comment by Sdferr on 1/18 @ 5:08 pm #

    Who’s for real looking to be overrated is my own Tony Romo. [Sigh.] His mediocrity is beginning to shine through after an early spate of success.

    Who’s looking like a potential superstar is the constantly underrated Tim Tebow. He just a football player after all.

  237. Comment by Pablo on 1/18 @ 5:20 pm #

    McNabb, BTW, is about to lose his 4th NFC Championship game. The one he did win resulted in him losing in the Super Bowl. McNabb is a decent QB, but he ain’t great.

  238. Comment by Techie on 1/18 @ 6:23 pm #

    If only that racist Cardinals defense would have stopped driving that black man backwards and into the ground………….

  239. Comment by Techie on 1/18 @ 6:25 pm #

    The fact that Keith Olbermann is allowed to work on Sunday Night Football and Rush was “rushed” (haha) off of MNF speaks further volumes about what politics the MSM deems “acceptable” in sportscasting.

    Greg Easterbrook can’t write a column without putting his political foot in his mouth every 4th paragraph.

  240. Comment by Nine-of-Diamonds on 1/18 @ 10:55 pm #

    Oh, and back on topic – is anyone else embarrassed to admit they wondered for quite a while whether or not that poster was a parody? My eyesight’s been going recently – guess that’s why I missed the little sig in the corner. Still, that’s saying quite a lot about how bad Jesus-Negro idolatry has become these days…

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