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1. Comment by Pablo on 1/13 @ 9:23 am #

   So much for honesty.

2. Comment by serr8d on 1/13 @ 9:29 am #

   Brings to mind certain award-winning lyrics from 2008:
   

   You look so much cuter with
   something in your mouth.

3. Comment by Mossberg500 on 1/13 @ 9:33 am #

   Wait until the gay, eSodomy verion is available. This answer will be mild in comparison.

4. Comment by Slartibartfast on 1/13 @ 10:19 am #

   I couldn’t help but laugh at that one.

5. Comment by Slartibartfast on 1/13 @ 10:20 am #

   I self-denounced just as soon as I did that, though.

6. Comment by Matt, Esq. on 1/13 @ 10:22 am #

   Its funny, though I’m conservative and christian, after wasting an hour filling out the quiz, tryign to be completely honest about myself, I received the “We’re sorry, you are among the 5% of people who we can’t match with @#@#ing anybody”

7. Comment by Furriskey on 1/13 @ 10:31 am #

   I miss you people. But living as I now do in the land of the Black Bag, I am obliged to be circumspect.

8. Comment by Dan Collins on 1/13 @ 10:32 am #

   I miss you, too, furriskey. I hope everything’s going well.

9. Comment by Pablo on 1/13 @ 10:33 am #

   Furriskey! Very nice to see you. Is there no satellite broadband to circumvent the minions?

10. Comment by parsnip on 1/13 @ 10:56 am #

    We’re down to stealing month old Fail Blog entries?

    http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/

    Sounds about right.

    Hope they don’t have Michael Yon’s lawyer.

11. Comment by JHoward on 1/13 @ 11:48 am #

    It quipped….

12. Comment by Matt, Esq. on 1/13 @ 11:54 am #

    Shouldn’t you be finishing up your E-Sodomy application parsnip ?

13. Comment by kelly on 1/13 @ 2:19 pm #

    “Shouldn’t you be finishing up your E-Sodomy application parsnip ?”

    He was already rejected. Didn’t meet minimum size requirements.

14. Comment by Joe on 1/13 @ 3:11 pm #

    It is an old joke, but a good one. I laugh every time I see it.

15. Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 1/13 @ 4:07 pm #

    A third shout out to furriskey! Good to see the name. And we miss you, too.

16. Comment by A fine scotch on 1/13 @ 4:54 pm #

    Brings to mind one of my favorite jokes:

    What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?

17. Comment by happyfeet on 1/13 @ 5:42 pm #

    I think it’s kind of unusual to hyphenate matchmaking.

18. Comment by happyfeet on 1/13 @ 5:44 pm #

    oh. I missed you too Furriskey for like a long time but you seemed goned for good but look there you are! 2009. Pivotal I tell you.

19. Comment by Mossberg500 on 1/13 @ 6:19 pm #

    Comment by happyfeet on 1/13 @ 5:42 pm #

    I think it’s kind of unusual to hyphenate matchmaking.

    This is the kind of commentary that makes PW worthwhile. hf, PW is not the same without you. Thanks for making me laugh out loud! I can’t bring myself to type lol.

20. Comment by datadave on 1/13 @ 6:20 pm #

    Yeah, that was good, Dan!

    I got accepted but didn’t want to pay so much but had great success w/ the cheaper Match.com. instead.
    Now, But I did hunt down my only Eharmony lass in the state no less as her profile fit a certain public figure…she acknowledged me…but wasn’t going to communicate w/o eharm’s blessing.
    As an aside, I found out my future bro-n-law got rejected by eharm despite being good looking and w/ a PhD. He had to marry a Thai lady instead. Not bad, but that raw squid we all got for breakfast from her bothered some. (not me, I was hungry and it went down ok.)

    waht! All I want from a woman is raw squid in the mornin’. Waht!!!

21. Comment by parsnip on 1/13 @ 6:31 pm #

    I thought all you single wingnuts used Hannidate.

22. Comment by Dan Collins on 1/13 @ 7:26 pm #

    Good luck on the hunt, dd.

23. Comment by happyfeet on 1/13 @ 9:21 pm #

    Thank you Mossberg. I am glad to be back even just for a week. My best friend met her husband online. Many moons ago really. Me I have never even tried that though. It feels inorganic I think.

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