Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a “jealous wife” but she hadn’t meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man’s genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. … I didn’t mean this to happen.”
I anxiously await the Lifetime movie.
Comment by alppuccino on 1/7 @ 8:15 am #
Burning Desire?
Girls Have a Button, Boys Have a Pole?
Cold Love, Hot Balls?
Comment by Baghdad Dewclaw on 1/7 @ 8:18 am #
Goodness gracious… GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
um… ow!
Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/7 @ 8:19 am #
Looks like Amynda has a new hero.
Comment by alppuccino on 1/7 @ 8:19 am #
Your Wiener, My Wiener
Comment by Alec Leamas on 1/7 @ 8:23 am #
“Looks like Amynda has a new hero.”
Yes and no. I doubt she’d want the meme that men claim ownership over womyn’s bodies upset by evidence that womyn maintain similar sentiments. More than symbolically castrating men? She’s all over that.
“I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. …”
Now, see, I think this is kind of hot . . . right up to the part where she douses it with solvent and lights it ablaze.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 1/7 @ 8:35 am #
Couldn’t she have just asked him to get a tattoo or something?
“Property of Rajini Narayan”.
Comment by Carin on 1/7 @ 8:36 am #
Let’s get current with a theme song:
Kings of Leon – “This Sex is on Fire”
Comment by Slartibartfast on 1/7 @ 8:48 am #
Hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin’-love
Comment by John Marshall on 1/7 @ 8:51 am #
I don’t understand why she didn’t just sue for divorce based on mental cruelty; due to both watching him hug a neighbor and teh patriarchy. She could have avoided jail and cleaned him out at the same time!
I mean, it would have worked here, at least in most large states; and Australia is socially much more progressive than the US.
Comment by SarahW on 1/7 @ 8:54 am #
Higamous, hogamous,
women are arsonists
Comment by serr8d on 1/7 @ 8:59 am #
Smokin’ gun?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/7 @ 9:00 am #
Talk about yer hot sex……
Comment by Jeffersonian on 1/7 @ 9:10 am #
Well, he’s got a hot rod now.
Comment by A fine scotch on 1/7 @ 9:21 am #
I think I speak for all guys when I say: OWWWW!
That hurts to read about…
Comment by BJTexs on 1/7 @ 9:38 am #
Brings a whole new meaning to crotch rocket.
Comment by Sticky B on 1/7 @ 9:45 am #
***makes note to self****
Talk to the missus about removing all flamable substances from the immediete premises before actually igniting my genitalia. Maybe provide me with a track shoe in order to extinguish the flames.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 1/7 @ 9:45 am #
“Doctor, there’s this burning sensation around my penis.”
“That would be the paint-thinner your lunatic girlfriend poured on it and lit.”
Comment by Rob Crawford on 1/7 @ 9:45 am #
Track shoe? One with spikes?!
Comment by Sdferr on 1/7 @ 9:53 am #
Arsonists huh. And here I’d always thought they tended to be quiet poisoners. Or perhaps this is a specifically Indian thing. Sort of a Sati reversal if you will.
Nah. I blame the cocoa puffs.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 1/7 @ 9:54 am #
A hedgehog should be sufficient, Sicky.
Comment by Republican on Acid on 1/7 @ 10:21 am #
The first thing any reasonable man can do when he gets married is to demand that his wife NEVER watch Lifetime or Oprah. I did, and I have been happily married now for 7 years.
PS. My first wife loved Lifetime – she had to go.
Comment by Baghdad Dewclaw on 1/7 @ 10:28 am #
#21
Amen, Brother. Any woman who enjoys Lifetime, Oxygen, or any other man-hating enterprise is waving the lil red “I’m-a-raving-psycho-who-will-fry-your-penis-off-until-you-die” flag.
Comment by Sticky B on 1/7 @ 10:49 am #
Track shoe? One with spikes?!
Hell yes, one with spikes. You gotta do something to allow yourself to forget about the burn.
Comment by alppuccino on 1/7 @ 10:54 am #
Time to get back to work on my million-dollar idea:
The “Fireproof Strap-on Panic Room for the Johnson” (ball compartment sold separately)
Catchy
Comment by bour3 on 1/7 @ 11:05 am #
See? I cannot overemphasize the importance of paying attention to those early signals; the handcuffs, the ball gag, the tying-up, bound and blindfolded hostage games, they all mean something.
Comment by Techie on 1/7 @ 11:44 am #
“Honey, do I smoke after sex?”
“Hold on a minute……”
Comment by Big Dan on 1/7 @ 12:00 pm #
Re #25 bour3
You wouldn’t happen to have her name and address, would you?
Comment by McGehee on 1/7 @ 12:25 pm #
This just in, dateline Chappaqua, NY: Former president Bill Clinton has just publicly sworn off using cigars as sex toys. “Wouldn’t want Hillary to get confused. Heh.”
Comment by 11B40 on 1/7 @ 12:32 pm #
Greetings:
Back in the Bronx of my youth, this was called the “I was just standing on the corner, cleaning my knife, when he ran up and jumped on it 27 times” defense.
Comment by MarkD on 1/7 @ 3:23 pm #
Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire?
Comment by Jeff Y. on 1/7 @ 7:12 pm #
I predict she will get little or no jail time. She’s a woman. She’s held to a lower standard under the law.
And I wonder if it would be so funny if a man killed his wife by running a red-hot iron poker up her vagina. Think about it.
Comment by Carin on 1/7 @ 7:56 pm #
I’d rather not, Jeff.
As for whether or not this episode is funny … well, you do know Dan is a psychopath, right?
Comment by serr8d on 1/7 @ 8:49 pm #
Damn, Jeff Y., that’s far too much copalgia don’t you think?
I’d rather think of it as a gentleman’s garden rather than a fireplace, myself.
Comment by daleyrocks on 1/7 @ 10:31 pm #
My Love Is On Fire – Stevie Wonder
Comment by Swen Swenson on 1/7 @ 10:32 pm #
Oh, wait. Ring of Fire is probably more appropriate the morning after indulging in too much habanero hot sauce.
Sorry, I got nothin’..
Comment by PCachu on 1/8 @ 9:11 am #
Remember, according to a scientific survey of made-for-Lifetime TV movies, five out of every three men is a rapist.
I’m so very glad my wife despises Oprah.