
Funny, Sarah Palin was picked at VP nominee in late August of this year and within a few weeks all manner of pictures of her college days, including the beauty pageant she was in, were discovered and published; yet, after two years of campaigning and almost seven weeks after the election some pics of Obama’s undergrad years have suddenly surfaced. Amazing, eh?
No, no this is not a scandal. This is just an observation of the silliness that surrounds the Cult of Obama that even mere cringe-worthy pics of Barry the Young should be cloaked.
Iowahawk strikes the right pose in posting his own embarrassing 70’s era pic and observing
Yep, lurking behind that molester mustache is your host at age 15. And sadly, it is probably my most flattering / least incriminating teenage photograph.Have any similarly mortifying, presidential-aspiration-killing pictures from your youth (preferably circa 1970-1990)? Send ‘em in and I’ll broadcast your shame to a waiting world.Go ahead, I dare ya. I double dog dare ya.
I take double-dog dares seriously so, I’ll save Iowahawk the trouble of posting the pics on his blog and I’ll post my 1971 teen entry over the jump.
Sarah Palin was in a beauty pageant and, for gender feminists, that was one more inauthentic womyn moment that disqualified her for office. I was not only a majorette, I posed on the hood of a dune buggy for the local paper! A tool of teh Patriarchy(tm)!


Oooooooo …. teh shame, teh shame of it all!
(h/t Patterico)

















Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/20 @ 3:08 pm #
Someone over at Vanderleun’s site suggested that he looked like the maraca player in KC and the Sunshine Band.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/20 @ 3:08 pm #
Oh, and on your own pictures: hawt.
Comment by Bob Reed on 12/20 @ 3:21 pm #
Darleen,
You were definately a foxy lady in the 70’s! Got any photos like Barry’s? You kniow, where you’re blowin a J..?
I’ll say this, you’re merely a blogger, but now have nearly as many photos of your “mis-spent” youth in circulation as the next POTUS! Now, if only you could gin up a famous familial relationship of sorts, that moght make you a qualified senate apointee back here in NYC!
By the way, are you still a tool of the patriarchy? If so, would it be appropriate to ask, “Who’s your daddy”?
No offense intended…
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/20 @ 3:21 pm #
Thanks. Now I’ve got floor lint on my tongue..
Comment by daleyrocks on 12/20 @ 3:25 pm #
Hubba Hubba
Comment by Bob Reed on 12/20 @ 3:33 pm #
On another note, as you noted, isn’t it amazing how these photos are just now surfacing..?
What’ll be even sweeter watching as all of O!s skeletons come out of the closet over the next 4 years. As the folks who partied it up, engaged in agitprop with, fellow traveled with, him in the past come out of the woodwork? Heck, we might even learn da troooooof! about his college years at Occidental and Columbia; although on that score I won’t be holding my breath…
It’s thought provoking to wonder just how much the media already knows and is sitting on. And, what will motivate them to release that background. For instance, will CNN open the floodgates if Campbell Brown hears O! be dismissive in a press conference just one more time..? When will te press reach the Popeye point; when they will have had all they can stand, ‘cuz they can’t stand no more..?
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/12/19/brown-scolds-obama-you-cant-choose-questions-youll-answer
I mean, inquiring minds want to know…
Have a lovely weekend, y’all…
Comment by Lt. York on 12/20 @ 3:46 pm #
Oh, G-d, the boots, the boots….
Nancy Sinatra me, please.
Bet that is the first time you’ve seen “Nancy Sinatra” used as a verb.
Ok, ok, that’s enough.
Really, no shame in those photos…
Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 12/20 @ 4:16 pm #
I’m not talented enough to whistle over the Internet.
Which is unfortunate.
Comment by Pellegri on 12/20 @ 4:50 pm #
:O
That’s enough to unrepress my latent homosexuality!
Okay, now that I’m done being creepy, a horrible picture of me:
http://www.divisionbyzero.org/home/murky/posmotrelifoto/bringitbitch.jpg
…okay, two because the second is unbelievably dorky and I love it:
http://www.divisionbyzero.org/home/murky/posmotrelifoto/crownether.jpg
Comment by serr8d on 12/20 @ 5:13 pm #
Excellent!
Next, break out the old 8mm home videos and convert ‘em to WMV. For the YouTube!
Comment by not loren heal on 12/20 @ 6:21 pm #
Yeah, you can never go wrong with the highschool majorette costume. No matter what the decade. Now if you had a mother that made your clothes, and polyester was the wonder material and she got a good deal on yellow with brown happy faces on it, and brown with yellow happy faces on it and now pictures exist of one wearing bright yellow pants with brown happy faces on it and a brown shirt with yellow happy faces on it…….and don’t get me started about the bright yellow overalls. Yes, with happy faces. If pictures existed of Obama dressed that way, I dont care if he is The One. He wouldn’t be president.
Comment by Carin on 12/20 @ 6:41 pm #
I was a goodie-goodie in my yutes. I have a few in my cheerleading outfit somewhere around here …
Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 12/20 @ 6:46 pm #
Will this lead to a new trend of majorette-blogging? Kind of like cat-blogging?
Comment by Joe Fattal on 12/20 @ 7:29 pm #
Just wait. You’ll find out what’s going to surface on Mr. Obama as soon as he takes office. Right now everyone is exited about him and that change he was talking about. What change? Wait and see.
Comment by Rusty on 12/20 @ 7:48 pm #
Sigh.
Comment by panther girl on 12/20 @ 7:50 pm #
I dunno Joe. Most of the things that we see as bugs, the libs see as features. And if they’re not now, they will be when he implements them.
Comment by Ric Locke on 12/20 @ 8:28 pm #
Coming in late but — Good Lord, Pellegri, what in the name of Heaven is that headdress all about? Why would anyone use a model of N,12-cyclohexane for a hat?
And what in the world is that design on your sleeve? A Pac-Man with false teeth, or a hemispherical elephant?
Regards,
Ric
Comment by Pablo on 12/20 @ 8:30 pm #
That’s the Champion logo, Ric. I can’t help you with the headgear.
Thanks, Darleen. I’ll be in my bunk.
Comment by Diana on 12/20 @ 8:43 pm #
Carin … you’ve been promising for years to post those cheerleader pics. I dare ya!
Comment by Darleen on 12/20 @ 8:52 pm #
Carin
Double-dog dare ya! (send ‘em to me and I’ll post ‘em here… more tools of teh Patriarchy!)
Comment by ThomasD on 12/20 @ 8:58 pm #
Daleyrocks stole the exact words out of my mouth.
Comment by miriam on 12/20 @ 10:25 pm #
Me at 13: http://miriamsideas.blogspot.com/2008/12/me-as-skinny-legged-teenager.html. Before I had calves.
Comment by maggie katzen on 12/20 @ 11:32 pm #
I don’t have any old pictures, but I had posted me in the scariest wig evar!. but I guess it worked, had a couple people tell me they didn’t realize it was me doing two different characters.
Comment by Topsecretk9 on 12/20 @ 11:49 pm #
Maggie
You look like little bo peep — am I right?
Comment by maggie katzen on 12/20 @ 11:53 pm #
heh. no, Mrs. Bedwin in Oliver!. I did have to herd a few childrens, so.. close enough.
Comment by Topsecretk9 on 12/20 @ 11:58 pm #
Cute none the less, dear. Happy Holidays and safe travels – nachos at a bowling alley sounds lovely! really! (heh!)
Comment by maggie katzen on 12/21 @ 12:05 am #
Thanks, Tsk9. Happy Holidays to you too.
Comment by JD on 12/21 @ 12:30 am #
I am just going to keep my mouth shut on this one …
Comment by Ted Nugent's Soul Patch on 12/21 @ 2:20 am #
I guess the Obama pics could be worse–nowadays, any photographic evidence of the “cocaine toilet” incident would have been on Facebook within five minutes of the it occurring. As it is, some former law school buddy of Obama’s is probably going through his old photos in a shoebox and laughing his ass off.
Comment by Gary in San Diego on 12/21 @ 3:51 am #
Dang, girl! Are you single?
Comment by T.Marcell on 12/21 @ 5:50 am #
Yeah right, that was posted as a show of embarassment equal to Obama’s apparently adolph Menjou moment (I’m trying to liken this to Clinton’s Sistor Soulja moment, only with more of a Jobim Gilberto vibe)
C’mon, Darleen, you can’t post that if you actually are hot!
jeez…
Comment by Silver Whistle on 12/21 @ 6:04 am #
Ummm, Darleen, you, uh, doing anything for New Year?
Comment by Cindy on 12/21 @ 7:01 am #
So now Palins grand daughters other grandma is locked up for drugs. You busy with dirt figure that one out. You should of been critical like this with the Bush’s maybe the son would have made it into office and ruin everything he puts his hands on.
Comment by Cindy on 12/21 @ 7:05 am #
You ought to be shame of yourself! He was very young in the pictures. What’s your problem?
Comment by Carin on 12/21 @ 7:06 am #
Heh. Honestly, I don’t think Cindy could have made less sense if she tried.
Comment by geoffb on 12/21 @ 7:32 am #
Doesn’t work nowadays with all the cell phone cameras, but I found that to avoid having your picture taken, be the one with the camera, and a darkroom. Very few pictures of me from my teen years, thankfully.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 12/21 @ 7:39 am #
Carin, Cindy “could of” made a another comment!
Comment by Roland THTG on 12/21 @ 7:40 am #
What’s the big deal?
An old zoom showing a pimped out Bambam puffin on a blunt.
Nothing to see here.
The man was ballin!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/21 @ 7:40 am #
I believe my mother still has a picture of me dressed in a fashion much like the one of our host at the bottom of the left sidebar. Giant collar that posed a risk of becoming airborne in a stiff breeze, shirt open halfway to the navel, neck chain… it’s all there.
Added horrors: a Mac Davis/late period Mike Brady-style home permanent and a John Holmes-style porn ’stash, except mine was peachfuzz at that age.
Note to self: find that picture and burn it the next time I visit.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/21 @ 7:41 am #
You busy with dirt figure that one out
Umm…she was selling drugs and got caught?
What does that have to do with anything? You know that Obama actually used coke himself, right? By his own admission?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/21 @ 7:44 am #
I mean, Cathy, if you think that Drugs Are Bad to the extent that merely having a future relative by marriage using them is some kind of political disqualification, shouldn’t Obama be locked up?
Take your time.
Comment by Roland THTG on 12/21 @ 7:50 am #
Is that a Pimp Cane?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/21 @ 7:53 am #
Cindy, not Cathy. Sorry.
Comment by geoffb on 12/21 @ 7:59 am #
Does anyone on the Left ever speak English? This is a blog about language, right?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 12/21 @ 8:29 am #
“Does anyone on the Left ever speak English?”
I keep askng semantic(HA!)leo, but she never answers.
Comment by Rusty on 12/21 @ 9:12 am #
#33
Palins daughters grandma isn’t president of the United States.
Comment by Carin on 12/21 @ 11:05 am #
From the “Time” article about the pictures and the photographer, Lisa Jack:
The images of Obama” blew me away, ” she says. “I had no idea I’d taken a full roll of film. ” Jack eventually put the negatives in a safety-deposit box, planning oto sit on them until after the election, when there would be no chance they could be used for political purposes.”
This is why we know next to nothing about the man. THA
Comment by geoffb on 12/21 @ 12:31 pm #
What kind of “photographer” doesn’t know what they shot? Who sits on a roll of exposed undeveloped film for years then develops it just in time to stick it away so as not to influence the election? The mind boggles.
This sounds just like that Florida couple that happened to overhear the Republican Congressional leadership on a cellphone conference call and had recording equipment in their car to tape the “accidentally” heard phone call and then send it to Rep. McDermot from Washington. Democrats are just so “lucky” like that.
Shenanigans, I call.
Comment by Kimberly on 12/21 @ 3:32 pm #
Those are some sweeeeeet boots. My mom wore boots like those for her second wedding in 1972. We wear the same shoe size, and I was so disappointed to find out later that she’d gotten rid of them.
Comment by ushie on 12/21 @ 3:33 pm #
O looks like a pimp.
Cindy, are you actually retarded, or just very very stupid? Are you insinuating that Bristol is not Sarah Palin’s daughter, but rather her grand-daughter?
Are you Andi Sullivan?
Comment by miriam on 12/21 @ 3:49 pm #
I can’t guess what Obama was smoking–but what is Cindy smoking? Whatever it is, it apparently can’t be good for her brain. Or her grammar. Or spelling.
Comment by JD on 12/21 @ 4:10 pm #
“…planning oto sit on them until after the election, when there would be no chance they could be used for political purposes.â€Â
SHOCKA
Comment by Cave Bear on 12/23 @ 2:37 pm #
Darleen…um, I’ll be in my bunk.
(You were HAWT back then, darlin’, and I’ll wager you are even hotter now.)
And ushie is right. He did look like a pimp in that picture, classic ’70s vintage.
As for Cindy, you need to get laid, girl. By a guy this time…
Comment by Gayle Miller on 12/26 @ 1:57 pm #
Let the record show that in the 60s and 70s, we ALL behaved reprehensibly in one form or the other. Personally, I smoked everything but my socks – but was smart enough not to allow cameras in the room when I was enjoying a joyous moment!
Comment by Polly on 12/29 @ 8:40 pm #
I believe I marched in that La Habra Christmas parade. In 1972 I carried and twirled a flag for the Lowell High School Marching Band. I’m afraid to go look through my pictures and see what I find!