His confident smile and kind eyes are an inspiration to us all.
Update: PW commenter, Mr Pink, found the Victory Plate site earlier and Serr8d did a Pub post on it, too.
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Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 6:31 pm #
“Limited to 65 firing days” = “The People’s Collective Porcelain Works Plant #434 in Shanghai will crank these out at full capacity for 65 days”.
Comment by section9 on 11/28 @ 6:46 pm #
You have no idea how many Obamabots are going to buy this shit. This is the liberal equivalent of Elvis on black velvet or the Dale Earnhardt Memorial Plate set. Jeeez.
Pirates is right. The Chinese slave laborers will be working overtime to honor the One.
Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/28 @ 6:48 pm #
If I call before midnight tonight, do I get a set of Ginsu knives?
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 6:50 pm #
Do you have to pay extra for lead or melamine?
Comment by Carin on 11/28 @ 6:51 pm #
I was thinking of ordering a few for family members.
Honestly. That picture is -So. Gay.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on 11/28 @ 6:52 pm #
I think I just lost Thanksgiving dinner?
Comment by Dave E. on 11/28 @ 6:53 pm #
I just saw this commercial tonight too. This also means that prominent ears are finally hot, right? Somebody tell me that’s right.
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 6:54 pm #
Hey, I did that one.
Or was it the Victory Plate?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 6:55 pm #
I think those are included at no extra charge, wesley.
I’d be careful about eating off this thing, not that it’s intended for actual use.
Comment by Carin on 11/28 @ 6:56 pm #
Thanksgiving was yesterday, Airdale. So, you only lost Thanksgiving leftovers.
Pingback by Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Cult of Personality on 11/28 @ 6:57 pm #
[...] addresses, AND HE HASN’T EVEN SET FOOT IN THE OFFICE YET, now we’ll have to suffer through this which, to be honest, is just about kitschy enough to be actually [...]
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 6:58 pm #
sorry, Serr8d, I didn’t mean to step on your post. I just saw that on youtube…
Comment by jefferson101 on 11/28 @ 6:59 pm #
Hey, don’t knock the stuff.
Someday, people will actually collect things like that, and pay exorbitant prices for it all. The current buyer will be dead, but someone will make money on it.
I know people who collect Colombian Exhibition relics. Not because they care about Columbus or anything, but because it’s old, and they had a Great-Grandparent or G/G/Grandparent who attended it.
Same thing here. “My great-great-Grandma Tanekeesha voted for Obama, and even if he was a disaster, I collect the stuff, because it’s like historical and all!”
Heh.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 7:04 pm #
Good point, jeffersonian.
I have an original Nixon campaign badge which I’ve been known to wear during election season. It generates a lot of double-takes.
However, I doubt that any item which is “limited to 65 firing days” at a Chinese porcelain factory is going to ever become particularly scarce. :-)
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 7:05 pm #
No, no worries, Darleen. My offer was…ummm..even more tasteless than the plate.
I blame the tequila. Or something.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 7:17 pm #
Admit it, rightmos. Obama is an industry. He’ll kick-start this economy somehow.
Comment by Carin on 11/28 @ 7:24 pm #
Cynn, why don’t you kick-start things by ordering yourself a plate?
Comment by Obamis XIV on 11/28 @ 7:26 pm #
L’Goldbrick, c’est moi.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 7:27 pm #
Admit it, rightmos. Obama is an industry.
“Admit it”?
Link to anyone denying it?
It’s been clear from day one that Obama is all hype.
Comment by Dave E. on 11/28 @ 7:31 pm #
Greatest marketing project ever, SBP. Ever.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 7:31 pm #
I might have ordered a bazillion plates; you’ll never know. Plus, I love the highly tacky and frankly treacherous image of shitting on Obama’s image. Nice. All this was orchestrated by Obama’s people, and not some random moneygrubbers, of course.
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 7:32 pm #
Buck up you bitter clingers.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 7:35 pm #
Buck up yourself. My posse just killed a guy at a WalMart.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 7:38 pm #
Those “moneygrubbers” are preying on the stupid and ignorant, cynn. The people who think Obama is a god.
People like, well, you.
Hint: it’s not the “rightmos” who are buying this crap.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/28 @ 7:39 pm #
It’s turning into a fucking cult.
Comment by Obamis XIV on 11/28 @ 7:44 pm #
Or maybe a remanifesting.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 7:44 pm #
It’s turning into a fucking cult.
It’s already there.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 7:44 pm #
Souffle.
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 7:44 pm #
No actual messiahs were damaged in that rituality, Cynn. There were, however, billions and billions of temporarily discomfited pixels; but now, I can see that plate without experiencing a forward retching motion. All’s well. Get you one, and remember me.
And, didn’t you mean treasonous? Don’t shortchange me, O! ye of much vehemence!
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 7:47 pm #
“It’s turning into a fucking cult.”
On the positive side may be Blue Oyster Cult
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 7:48 pm #
And, didn’t you mean treasonous?
I think the technical term is lèse majesté.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 7:52 pm #
serr9d: Nope, in my dictionary. A-OK.
Comment by Dash Rendar on 11/28 @ 7:57 pm #
Heh, now every loyal O! person can have a portrait of Uncle
JoeObama on their wall. I think they circled the square.Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 7:59 pm #
Spies: No, they are not all stupid sops, as you assume.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 8:02 pm #
Many are well-educated sops.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 8:05 pm #
Oops, I was wrong. Sure takes the wind out of the proverbial sails.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 8:05 pm #
Although I suppose that doesn’t preclude stupid.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 8:06 pm #
I need a hat tip Darleen I linked to this a couple times already on here.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 8:07 pm #
Referring to my last comment, not you, cynn,
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 8:07 pm #
Or did I mean “previous?”
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 8:10 pm #
Barry you be TEEN Number ONE
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/28 @ 8:13 pm #
oh, I can’t wait for the old, fat Obama all sweaty in his sequined jumper.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 8:14 pm #
I wonder which one will be on the stamp?
Comment by SSG Ratso on 11/28 @ 8:15 pm #
Obama Lives!
50 million Obama fans CAN’T be wrong.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 8:16 pm #
Mr. Pink, can you toss the link here?
Comment by Obamis XIV on 11/28 @ 8:22 pm #
L’Asvegas, c’est moi.
Comment by Ric Locke on 11/28 @ 8:23 pm #
We are looking here at the fundamental reason for the financial meltdown.
These people are intelligent, they never cease to remind us. They have plans. They do rational assessments. They have structure within which they analyze.
Bullshit. They’re as fad-driven as their prebubescent daughters; it’s just that instead of squealing over the latest heartthrob at sleepovers they write newspaper articles and discuss it at Starbucks. They’re a herd. They do nothing whatever until the Alpha moves, whereupon they follow in a mass. “Ashleigh has a genuine Welsh pony and all I can have is this darn Shetland. Waaaaah!” And the price of a Welsh pony in that neighborhood goes through the roof, and Shetlands can’t be given away except to the horse dealers, who smile behind their hands and breed for the next fad.
That’s how the financial mess happened. You weren’t kewl, you weren’t part of the Good People Crowd, unless you were paying high dollar for derogated tranches of subprime option warrants, or whatever the current fad was. Then Ashleigh’s Welsh pony bit her and she had to go through the rabies sequence…
Think of this as a wall-sized poster of a seventeen-year-old hunk in tight trousers, with his shirt half torn off, found as a pullout in a magazine intended for the 11 to 13 female. They’ll go like gangbusters. Velvet Elvises are exemplars of fine taste and discrimination, in comparison.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 8:31 pm #
Yeah gimme a minute it was a couple weeks ago so I am going to have to search. Why I am trying to claim seeing this crap though is something I can not explain. I saw it on TV and wanted to retch.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 8:33 pm #
You are full of shit, Ric, and I capitalize your name out of sheer respect. You do your convenient and simplistic toss to the left. Your big hunk was an overendowed Adonis in sleek red lycra. Bullshit. Bring it to the ones who have to fix it.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 8:37 pm #
Can you give us an example of anything that Obama has ever done that proved to be a success, cynn?
Besides getting elected, I mean.
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 8:37 pm #
“In which a Plate drives Parker to Anger“
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 8:39 pm #
I ♥ Wondermark, serr8d.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 8:44 pm #
It was on a random comment Darleen. For some reason I just looked for 15 minutes to prove myself, but instead I shoulda been trying to find a way to erase the awful images of this commercial from my head with massive amounts of alcohol. Can’t link it but I did see this bilge weeks ago and put it in one of my comments.
Comment by Ric Locke on 11/28 @ 8:46 pm #
Oh, there are plenty of rightists who meet that description, cynn, and I don’t pretend otherwise. But you and yours saw Obama, thought “It’d be so kewl to have a black President,” and stopped thinking entirely.
If I thought I’d live another forty years I’d buy a dozen of those plates, seal them up in their original packing in an airtight container full of argon gas, and wait.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 8:46 pm #
Also, I think that plate should have a big ☠on it.
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 8:50 pm #
SBP, I’m getting one of these. Outlaw!, and all of that.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 8:53 pm #
Ok here you go I found it….. It was on the 17th. If anyone could beat that go ahead.
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=13680#comments
Comment by maggie katzen on 11/28 @ 8:54 pm #
I remember it, even said something to RTO about it earlier, how I remember you talking about the dude sitting at his desk writing while Obambi smiled down on him. or some such. just lettin’ ya know you aren’t crazy. ;D
Comment by Obamis XIV on 11/28 @ 8:57 pm #
Your big hunk was an overendowed Adonis in sleek red lycra
I love it when you talk dirty, cynn.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 8:58 pm #
Hmm.. Unicode test got eaten. :-)
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 8:58 pm #
Sorry, the stupid ads notwithstanding, I’m still long gold. Pissants!
Comment by baldilocks on 11/28 @ 8:58 pm #
I saw this on Fox and thought they were commenting on an episode of SNL or some other comedy show.
The end is nigh.
Comment by baldilocks on 11/28 @ 8:58 pm #
I wonder if the eyes follow you.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 9:00 pm #
I wonder if cynn has to sit on a towel while she’s posting about Obama?
Comment by Swen Swenson on 11/28 @ 9:01 pm #
No, but it does come with an attractive display stand, complete with twin votive candle holders.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 9:02 pm #
Dammit I didn’t link it there it was earlier. Ok gimme another minute. Damn I am bored.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 9:03 pm #
Are you talking about your #57, Mr. Pink? I’m getting a link in that one.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 9:04 pm #
Mr. Pink
Ah… I didn’t participate in the thread so I missed it.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 9:04 pm #
I give up. I did link this a couple weeks ago who cares. I didn’t find a link to the freakin commercial just the website so it didn’t have the same impact and was easily forgotten. HT to you for finding this bilge and not vomiting.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 9:06 pm #
Sorry, Ric. Me and mine didn’t think it would be boss to have a black president. In fact we are rather irritated by this “in our lifetime” bullshit. If you’re mining a different cosmology, nevermind.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 9:09 pm #
Mr. Pink, Serr8d … I tipped you in the update!
Comment by Dash Rendar on 11/28 @ 9:11 pm #
“Me and mine didn’t think it would be boss to have a black president.”
That’s some serious crack you’re up on.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 9:13 pm #
Hahaha. I feel like the guys in the Dane Cook joke who come outside after they hear a car accident and start talkin about what they were doing when they heard the crash or explosion.
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 9:14 pm #
Great. More denunciations.
;D
Comment by Not KP on 11/28 @ 9:25 pm #
In which a Plate drives Parker to Anger
Hey, it was empty.
Waiter !
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 9:31 pm #
Hey, well, you’re a water jug toten’, box twine-suspendered, punk’d-ass bitch hick, so……. do some more.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 9:32 pm #
Who posted bail?
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 9:38 pm #
The fuck are trying to say? The hippies on Wall Street are guilty? Redumblican, you’re a financial construct dumbass, own it. Spend more, pay less, lie a lot and say you’re not – that’s you, Ric “the redumblican.”
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 9:46 pm #
The fuck are.
Comment by meya on 11/28 @ 9:48 pm #
Wasn’t this on the daily show?
Comment by Sdferr on 11/28 @ 9:59 pm #
Being a smoker myself, PE Obama it strikes me, has a pretty good looking set of teeth. I wonder if he’s into that bleaching thing that’s been going around for the last few years?
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 10:03 pm #
No he’s just a democrat.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 10:04 pm #
I suspect those teeth are as artificial as the rest of his persona.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 10:08 pm #
Oh, snap!
Comment by Ric Locke on 11/28 @ 10:10 pm #
thor, when you come back with that kind of crap, it constitutes an affirmation that the original poster was right and you don’t like it.
So thanks for the compliment.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 10:14 pm #
Thor really chaps your hide, non, Ric?
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:16 pm #
I suspect you’re as authentic as the plastic snap-on you wear, sPies, which you wear to improve the trouser bulge to wandering eyes of Craigian redumblicans.
Snap.
Look at me.
Comment by guinsPen on 11/28 @ 10:17 pm #
I wonder if he’s into that bleaching thing that’s been going around for the last few years?
‘feets might be able to help.
I live in like the anal bleaching capital of the world
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 10:17 pm #
“boss to have a black president. ”
Dude I want a PURPLE PRESIDENT! O! NO! Fuck I want a
Comment by wesley on 11/28 @ 10:19 pm #
Trig President. Fuckin’ O! is a retard. Axs Khaiga?
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:20 pm #
Whoop, sentence structure is the domain for the sober.
Obama.Rulez.America.
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:23 pm #
I want to see his birth certificate. Trig ain’t no American! And have you noticed, he doesn’t wink at all, just stares squid-eyed into space.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/28 @ 10:25 pm #
No, America rulez.
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:32 pm #
Nah, there’s your America, which smells like the county psych-ward’s urine pump, and there’s our America, which is inclusive to all people.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 10:39 pm #
thor
this is my thread…stfu and go buy your Bama plate so you can fondle it and lick it in your basement.
You are not going to comment any further here.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 10:42 pm #
Darleen, as perverse as it seems, I think thor’s a deranged one of yours. Sorry and all that.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 10:45 pm #
Darleen, as perverse as it seems, I think thor’s a deranged one of yours.
I think you have your head several feet up your ass, cynn.
As usual.
Thor is all yours, honey. So is nishi.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 10:46 pm #
cynn
you want to fellate him, go find him in his basement. But I’ve had enough of him…he’s nishit without the charm.
He’s a basic coward.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 10:50 pm #
Wow, you guys as always man the septic tank. Sorry. I’ll stand up for myself as always.
Comment by Darleen on 11/28 @ 10:52 pm #
yeah, cynn, #86 was standing up for yourself.
sweetcheeks, sober up or shut up.
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:54 pm #
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Comment by mojo on 11/28 @ 10:57 pm #
Is there a “Man in the Yellow Hat” plate too?
Comment by Rob Crawford on 11/28 @ 10:57 pm #
Oh, look! Thor must have disgusted cynn enough she’s forgotten their past history of hearty mutual admiration! And, as always, when a lefty decides someone’s gone too far, suddenly the offender’s no longer a lefty!!!
Cynn, thor’s been tonguing Obama’s ass so long his tongue’s chafed. His political positions are nearly indistinguishable from yours, differing only in that he’s cruder and less confused.
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 10:57 pm #
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Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 10:59 pm #
Frankly, I’m surprised thor and cynn could stop masturbating to that video long enough to post.
They’re probably typing with one hand.
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 11:00 pm #
Is that a Curious George deal? I’m in!!
Comment by cynn on 11/28 @ 11:04 pm #
I wish I could disappear.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:05 pm #
That makes two of us, cynn.
Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 11:08 pm #
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Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 11:12 pm #
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Comment by thor on 11/28 @ 11:12 pm #
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Comment by geoffb on 11/28 @ 11:19 pm #
#55 SBP,
How did you get that hammer and sickle?
I have a code for it but it doesn’t work here. I viewed your source and it was the character not a code. How?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:26 pm #
Try copying it and pasting it.
✄ cut here ✄
â˜Â
✄ cut here ✄
Comment by serr8d on 11/28 @ 11:26 pm #
Heh. thor, you should’ve learned by now that you shouldn’t annoy your betters. You will be covered up, like a cat’s droppings in a litterbox.
Now, why don’t you go down the street to a bar, say any of what you’ve posted here tonight, and get your ass properly whipped? It would do you a world of good; and a good thumping might actually help you finally become a man.
Well, that’s a stretch, but you might as well give it a shot. Nothing else is working.
Comment by geoffb on 11/28 @ 11:28 pm #
Test,
â˜Â
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:30 pm #
I see that thor is trying to prove, once again, that his time is worth far less than that of the other posters here.
Comment by geoffb on 11/28 @ 11:31 pm #
And it can be saved in notepad too. Cool. Strange but cool.
Comment by geoffb on 11/28 @ 11:38 pm #
One more test, sorry.
My church,
☦
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:38 pm #
Some others:
⚢ ⚣ ⚤
✞ ✡ ☪
☠= âš¡âš¡ = ☢ = ☣ = â˜Â
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:39 pm #
You’re Orthodox, geoffb? Russian or Greek?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:41 pm #
Oh, and for nishi: Ã¥ÂÂ
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/28 @ 11:43 pm #
☠☜ This is your clue phone, thor. It’s been ringing for a while.
Comment by geoffb on 11/28 @ 11:44 pm #
Eastern, so it is Russian. My wife’s church so I attend but have not converted. Yet.
Comment by mojo on 11/28 @ 11:44 pm #
They ask No Quarter
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:05 am #
thor is a raging â™›.
thor + Obama = â¤.
Obama☞⚣☜thor
Comment by happyfeet on 11/29 @ 1:07 am #
that shouldn’t be so funny but the pictures make me giggle
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:09 am #
Obama = ♚
thor wants to be the ♕, but in reality he’s just a â™™.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/29 @ 1:10 am #
I see this, and think “skeet!”
Comment by Darleen on 11/29 @ 1:19 am #
so far the coward thor has used 4 ip addys
65.8.71.52
67.159.45.52
208.77.19.49
67.159.45.24
Comment by Darleen on 11/29 @ 1:26 am #
another one
67.159.46.11
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:26 am #
thor thought that Obama was his â„ž for ♡, and that once he put his ☑ on the ballot, everything would be all ☼. There’d be ⤠and ⚘ every day, and the world would be full of ☮. But Obama never ☎, so everything is all â˜Â☂â˜Â.
Thor is very ☹.
Comment by Ted Nugent's Soul Patch on 11/29 @ 1:29 am #
“so far the coward thor has used 4 ip addys
65.8.71.52
67.159.45.52
208.77.19.49
67.159.45.24″
Well, what else was the little pederast supposed to do when elementary schools weren’t in session? Sit and read a book all day?
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:32 am #
67.159.45.52,
67.159.45.24,
67.159.46.11
Those are all FDCSERVERS.NET, a proxy service. Blocking 67.159.0.0 – 67.159.63.255 should take them out.
208.77.19.49
tzulo, inc., another proxy service. Blocking 208.77.16.0 – 208.77.23.255 should take them out.
65.8.71.52 – this one is his real IP at BellSouth.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/29 @ 1:34 am #
but then people what are in lands of oppression what are using those proxy services to read of our own struggles here against dirty socialist tyranny will be cut off too
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:44 am #
Well, the other option is to find a hungry lawyer and let him know about hammerboi’s trust fund. A subpoena to BellSouth gets them to cough up his name and address. Lawsuit follows.
Also, there are Florida criminal statutes which might apply.
Comment by cranky-d on 11/29 @ 1:46 am #
Hey hi sPies, you fucking tool, do you feel silly trolling sites waving your tiny dick around?
And while you’re at it, where’s my free gas, bitch?
Comment by cranky-d on 11/29 @ 1:46 am #
Well, now I look like I’m raving at no one. Such is life.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:47 am #
I’m laughing at you, tool.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:48 am #
That was directed at thor who’s stolen cranky-d’s name, by the way, not the real cranky-d.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:50 am #
Get off the meth, thor.
Seriously.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:51 am #
Darleen, #136 is thor as well.
Comment by Darleen on 11/29 @ 1:51 am #
SBP
#136 is cranky… the first line is a coward thor quote I’ve deleted
Comment by Guy from Russian Village on 11/29 @ 1:52 am #
I never thought that Americans can be so fanatical :-). No offense.
“Why do you trust Obama? I love him!!!
Why do you love him??? I trust him!!!”
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:55 am #
Ah, got it.
Looks like the Florida statute is punishable by up to one year in prison.
Comment by cranky-d on 11/29 @ 1:56 am #
Both 136 and 137 are me. The alias comment only lasted long enough for me to comment on it. Clearly more Bushmills is needed.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 1:57 am #
Miami-Dade Office of the State Attorney, 11th Judicial District.
Comment by thor on 11/29 @ 2:25 am #
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Comment by thor on 11/29 @ 2:41 am #
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Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 2:41 am #
What are you going to tell ‘em to charge me with?
You talking to me, thor? I’m not planning to file charges at this time. I’m not guaranteeing anything for the future, though.
Of course, I can’t speak for all of the other people you’ve been cyberstalking on here — that’s a misdemeanor under Florida law, and can be a felony if certain exacerbating circumstances are present.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 2:43 am #
Do you ever read your own posts? Anything else that proved a success besides getting elected?
So, nothing then.
As I thought.
Good night, thor. Have pleasant dreams of Miami-Dade deputies kicking in your door.
Comment by thor on 11/29 @ 3:13 am #
Basically you’re a moronic troll who calls people names and then acts all bent if they return the favor. Miami police! You’re so nutty you’re boring. I’ve more fear for storm clouds than the Miami police ya time wasting fool. Go mutter of your internet thunder to yourself until you go to sleep.
Comment by B Moe on 11/29 @ 3:19 am #
That is about a textbook example of projection, right there.
Comment by Carin on 11/29 @ 5:10 am #
Electoral landslide? Someone’s been huffing glue.
Reagan got 525 against Mondale. Obama got 365? I suggest you reexamine what “landslide” means.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/29 @ 5:54 am #
A landslide to thor is shoving his wife down the stairs!
Comment by guinsPen on 11/29 @ 9:57 am #
And when he does himself, it’s a hammerslide.
Stay off the guy’s property. What’s so hard about that?
Comment by marcus on 11/29 @ 10:12 am #
SBP,
I have screencaps of two of his more threatening comments, if you’re interested.
BTW, when I brought up this very issue, one of the pw regulars said I “need to grow a thicker skin” and should think about taking myself elsewhere if I didn’t want to see it. I politely declined his invitation.
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=13714#comment-597738
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 10:19 am #
He’s really not worth the time, marcus.
He’s a sad, sad little boy who lives for attention.
If I thought he actually had enough guts to follow through on his empty threats it’d be different. However, he’s shown himself to be a coward every time he’s been challenged.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/29 @ 11:19 am #
He inspires me to stockpile food and other necessary things.
Probably not the sort of inspiration that he was going for, though.
Comment by SDN on 11/29 @ 11:35 am #
Oh, no, thor, getting you arrested / served civilly would only be the gravy….
Trust me on that.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 11/29 @ 12:45 pm #
Too bad “impersonating a human” isn’t illegal..
Comment by Patrick Chester on 11/29 @ 1:06 pm #
Carin wrote:
“Landslide” means “we got more votes than the Others” in proggspeak.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/29 @ 4:09 pm #
Baracky didn’t win in a landslide which is a lot remarkable in that his media did all the heavy lifting. Baracky mostly just smiled and looked vaguely racial but not too racial while his people beat themselves up some bitches.
Comment by haha ppppp! on 11/29 @ 6:32 pm #
Maybe you should call the police. If my laughing at you isn’t enough and you’re feeling an urge for lots more laughter, yeah, ring 911, tell ‘em you got a message board emergency.
Explain to the police that the internet was designed so you could seek people out and spew nasty names at ‘em but, in fits of self-centered delirium not usually seen in humans past the age of five, you want the police to stop people from calling you names via the world wide web. See how that works out for ya, sPies. Explain your trollhammer to ‘em. Explain all the sleepless hours you’ve spent trying to make the world a righteous place, a cyber world free of people that give you the frownies.
Just do it.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/29 @ 6:34 pm #
Still obsessed with me, thor, I see.
You’re a fucking cartoon character, little boy.
Comment by Blitz on 11/29 @ 10:03 pm #
Marcus? Slartie is like Mort Kondracky on PW. a regular, but old and probably senile. And Slart? Before you go ballistic on me? Don’t bother. I always skip over your name anyway.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/29 @ 10:15 pm #
huh? slart is good people. That’s just inaccurate. Are you for real Blitz? No way. Blitz is a gentleman. Oh wait. You must be Mr. thor posting under Blitz’s name. You are a tricky one. My coffee is too hot to drink so if you need to talk I got a minute.
Comment by thor on 11/30 @ 12:39 pm #
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Comment by Blitz on 11/30 @ 8:25 pm #
No, Happy, that was me. And thank you. I do try (except with that idiot Thor) to be a gentleman. Been here a long time happy, and the times that I’ve agreed with Slart? well, many but outweighed by the times I haven’t….you’re right though, I put that ungraciously(is that a word?) so sorry Slart
Comment by thorrr on 11/30 @ 11:54 pm #
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 12/1 @ 12:28 am #
Cowardly little pussboi.