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1. Comment by bob on 11/21 @ 9:13 am #

   Hope he’s gonna spread the wealth around if he succeeds in selling it. To do otherwise would be downright capitalist. Heathen!

2. Comment by Slartibartfast on 11/21 @ 9:20 am #

   Who cares if he wrote the speeches or not? He touched this. It’s like a fragment of the True Cross.

3. Comment by Joan of Argghh! on 11/21 @ 9:22 am #

   Whoa. Maybe there’s a market for his discarded cigarette butts!

4. Comment by SarahW on 11/21 @ 9:25 am #

   Those objects aren’t just for veneration and contemplation….they have magic powers. If you touch his pen, you can suddenly write poems about monkeys.

5. Comment by SarahW on 11/21 @ 9:25 am #

   Those objects aren’t just for veneration and contemplation….they have magic powers. If you touch his pen, you can suddenly write poems about monkeys.

6. Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/21 @ 9:29 am #

   I wonder if you’ll get updates in order to stay current with his evolving opinions and policies?

7. Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/21 @ 9:29 am #

   I guess they can sell this along with the victory plate.

8. Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/21 @ 9:30 am #

   How long until Barack Obama’s first coke straw will be put up on ebay?

9. Comment by Slartibartfast on 11/21 @ 9:32 am #

   Maybe there’s a market for his discarded cigarette butts!

   You keep your hands off his butts, Joan.

10. Comment by Jeff G. on 11/21 @ 9:35 am #

    Maureen Dowd and Chris Matthews have first dibs on the Obamabutt.

11. Comment by Mr. Pink on 11/21 @ 9:40 am #

    Chris Mathews would probably try to reuse one of Obama’s rubbers if he had the chance.

12. Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/21 @ 9:43 am #

    Chris Mathews would probably try to reuse one of Obama’s rubbers if he had the chance.

    Maureen Dowd would fight Chrissie off in order to use it for chewing gum.

13. Comment by HeatherRadish on 11/21 @ 9:50 am #

    I’ve been surprised he hasn’t started a stud service. Who wouldn’t want a baby with the Messiah’s DNA?

14. Comment by Joan of Argghh! on 11/21 @ 9:51 am #

    Slartibartfast, not sure which butts you’re talking about, but I’d be sure to wear latex gloves before touching ANY of Obama’s butts. No telling where any of them have been.

15. Comment by Joan of Argghh! on 11/21 @ 9:52 am #

    Ewww Heather! Sounds like a dirty job even Mike Rowe would eschew.

16. Comment by sdferr on 11/21 @ 9:53 am #

    It seems only appropriate that a man shaping up to be remembered as the most shallow person to hold the office of the Presidency in the recent history of the nation would be attended by a legion of like-minded followers.

17. Comment by Bob Reed on 11/21 @ 11:11 am #

    Well, I guess the Brownshirts will soon be recieving a new action alert on this person…

18. Comment by Dan Are on 11/21 @ 12:32 pm #

    I’ve been surprised he hasn’t started a stud service. Who wouldn’t want a baby with the Messiah’s DNA?

    Turn one of them condoms inside out. I mean, if he truely believed what he said, he and Michelle would give used condoms away. It works better if you spread the junk around a little…

    Someday it’ll be fashionable to raise clones of the guy. Since technical progress can’t seem to outpace stupid.

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