November 14, 2008
First You Need to Buy Genitals [Dan Collins]

Dan thinks that beta-male blogger ought to look into this.

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  1. Comment by JohnAnnArbor on 11/14 @ 6:31 pm #

    The economy isn’t so bad if enormous wastes of time like that continue.

  2. Comment by Diana on 11/14 @ 6:45 pm #

    Jeebus. No wonder there’s a shortage of sperm.

  3. Comment by Diana on 11/14 @ 6:49 pm #

    Oh … and “GM Spends $17 Million Per Year on Viagra” and they’re looking for a bailout.

    MMmmuuahahahahahaha!

  4. Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/14 @ 7:02 pm #

    Well, if you’re going to fuck an entire nation, you’re going to need a resilient stiffy.

  5. Comment by Jeff Y. aka The Continental on 11/14 @ 7:40 pm #

    I go into Second Life occasionally. I have long-term friends I’ve mad all over the world. I have stumbled upon avatar sex in a bathroom. It wasn’t pretty. The bathroom was one of those modern jobs with a particle script that produced steam form the bath. On voice chat I could hear muffled talking. Curious, I entered. There it was.

    Due to rendering problems with the SL engine, a giant black cock entered a white woman from the rear, and exited from her abdomen somewhere near the liver.

    Yes. The avatars were facsimiles of Obama and Hillary. I’m scarred by the experience. Scarred.

    Moral of the story: do not go house shopping in SL without an advance appointment.

  6. Comment by Bob Reed on 11/14 @ 7:52 pm #

    I’m a fan of online video games, but this seems to be taking it a bit far…

    But I guess the something has to balance out the body count from the number of chumps bein’ regulated in the shooter games…

    It does pose an interesting moral dilemma though. Is virtual cheating as reprehensible as real infidelity?

  7. Comment by Carin on 11/14 @ 8:46 pm #

    OMG, how pathetic. Honestly.

  8. Comment by Carin on 11/14 @ 8:47 pm #

    But, just to not confuse … my stalking of Pablo is an expression of true emotion.

    And, when he wears that black polo … I get a tingle up and down my leg.

  9. Comment by pdbuttons on 11/14 @ 9:13 pm #

    what’s wrong w/viagra?
    i have never tried it but…
    if it gets u shopping-
    USA-USA-USA!
    i will help u take the bundles in…but
    honey!
    afternoon delight!

  10. Comment by lucky lee on 11/14 @ 9:30 pm #

    Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave – a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

    Well, at least we know what the journalist’s have been doing. You know, since they haven’t been checking out Obama.

    This is really weird to me. I think if your husband is spending that much time in second life, you shouldn’t be too surprised if there is personal interaction with females…or those claiming to be females. 8-(

    Is phone sex sex? ‘Cuz this is like that, I would imagine

  11. Comment by pdbuttons on 11/14 @ 11:50 pm #

    tis not phone sex if they don’t answer
    tis not phone sex if ur kinda almost kinda dressed like dave bowie
    tis not phone sex if ur in a tree house and talking in a tin can
    but it IS phone sex if u go to pw and thinks the button is funyums!
    grind me ann coulter [wink wink!]

  12. Comment by Pellegri on 11/15 @ 1:20 am #

    Man I’m so glad my Second Life avatar is a giant dinoflagellate.

    Although there’s probably someone in SL, or several someones, that would be turned on by that.

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