From chapter 27, Still Life with Woodpecker:
“[...] I love the trite mythos of the outlaw. I love the self-conscious romanticism of the outlaw. I love the black wardrobe of the outlaw. I love the fey smile of the outlaw. I love the tequila of the outlaw and the beans of the outlaw. I love the way respectable men sneer and say ‘outlaw.’ I love the way young women palpitate and say ‘outlaw.’ The outlaw boat sails against the flow, and I love it. Outlaws toilet where badgers toilet, and I love it. All outlaws are photogenic, and I love that. ‘When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free’: that’s a graffito seen in Anacortes, and I love that. There are outlaw maps that lead to outlaw treasures, and I love those maps especially. Unwilling to wait for mankind to improve, the outlaw lives as if that day were here, and I love that most of all.“[...] In my bartender’s pockets I still carry, out of habit, wooden matches. As long as there are matches, there will be fuses. As long as there are fuses, no walls are safe. As long as every wall is threatened, the world can happen. Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life.”
Let’s feast.
Comment by scooter (still not libby) on 11/7 @ 10:12 am #
Tom Robbins is a douche. But a good read, nonetheless.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 10:20 am #
That’s beautiful as it is necessary. America needs its outlaws because hope has been co-opted I think.
Comment by TaiChiWawa on 11/7 @ 10:22 am #
“But when you talk about destruc-shuuunnn
Don’t you know you can count me out . . .”
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 10:24 am #
oh. I was thinking more that
it’s really not that you can’t see
The forest from the trees
You never been out in the woods alone.
So go ahead you can laugh all you want to
I’ve got my philosophy
Comment by U-238 on 11/7 @ 10:32 am #
When you’re a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Furthermore, even when the problem isn’t a nail, you can beat a lot of problems into a nail hole with a little persistence and a damn good hammer.
Comment by TallDave on 11/7 @ 10:33 am #
‘When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free’
Here’s to two years of being outlaws.
Comment by Puck on 11/7 @ 10:36 am #
Toileting where badgers toilet? Look, I’m all in for this Frontier Party business, and I promise, I am not a high maintenance broad in the least — but I am going to have to insist on decent toilet paper and indoor plumbing.
I have a delicate tushie, you see.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 10:37 am #
To live outside the law, you must be honest.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 10:41 am #
I don’t feel very outlaw. I think it’s my new company mug what they gave us.
Comment by urthshu on 11/7 @ 10:42 am #
Well, you say that I’m an outlaw,
You say that I’m a thief.
Here’s a Christmas dinner
For the families on relief.
Yes, as through this world I’ve wandered
I’ve seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.
And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won’t never see an outlaw
Drive a family from their home.
-Woody Guthrie
Comment by cranky-d on 11/7 @ 10:44 am #
Seconded. In fact, to not insist on this is an insult to our ancestors who went through the trouble in inventing these things.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 10:45 am #
fountain pen
I can remember dad used to call things fountain pens.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 10:45 am #
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 10:46 am #
Alright! I’ve already got the leather chaps, the paisley salmon bandana, and the ace of spades stuck in the spokes of my Schwinn. The road calls to THIS outlaw, baby!
VRRRRROOOOOM!
Comment by TallDave on 11/7 @ 10:48 am #
“I don’t feel very outlaw.”
Give it a few months, the Dems haven’t started legislating yet.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 10:48 am #
Sadly, I fear Talldave may be close to the truth on that.
Comment by JD on 11/7 @ 10:52 am #
Puck – No worries. We have indoor plumbing at the compound.
Comment by TallDave on 11/7 @ 10:58 am #
Seth,
Ask Mark Steyn.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 11:00 am #
Dave:
What, and be accused of a hate crime by association?
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:01 am #
as i wander
and roam
i think of that message in a bottle
i cast in the foam
water wings!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/7 @ 11:02 am #
“Comment by Puck on 11/7 @ 10:36 am #
I have a delicate tushie, you see.”
Umm, I’ll be in my outlaw bunk.
Comment by TallDave on 11/7 @ 11:06 am #
Too late Seth, you’ve already been found commenting here, incriminating pixels soon to be transliterated into Newspeak thoughtcrimes by the High Court of Fairness.
Sorry for waxing bombastic there.
Comment by JD on 11/7 @ 11:09 am #
I have a delicate tushie, you see.
I just thought I would repost that for everyone’s reading pleasure.
Comment by Bryan on 11/7 @ 11:10 am #
yeah, I agree with the first guy, Robbins is pretty much useless. Very talented writer, engaging, a good read. But every novel seems like it lapses into some sort of pining away for ancient fertility cults and the superior virtues of same versus our modern society. He has nothing original to say at all, just the usual boatload of accusations leveled against modern America that only resonate if you lack any sense of perspective or history. Admittedly, he says it with flair, but it’s empty-headed leftwing spitballs nonetheless.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:10 am #
toy’s r us
whats the fuss?
a shiny red plastic hammer
could not beat ur yammer
back into ur barney frank barn
what’s my “watch” at the compound?
3 to 3 fifteen?[am]
the sheriff is near
Comment by urthshu on 11/7 @ 11:16 am #
So…where’s the discussions of the Obama Effect vs. the Bradley? Bradley is no more, but we definitely do have a new effect to study, esp. persons who voted against their stated principles on racial lines.
I am willing to concede upfront that the effect may be muddied by the flaccidity of McCain’s principles.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 11:16 am #
green grass and high tides
outlaws forever
guitar army
wanting steel horses
dead or alive
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:16 am #
oiy
janet reno called
a garbled message…hug ur chilluns
unless they’re tank proof
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:24 am #
guitar armies are sooo 70’s
banjo pickin’?
dj spinnin’?
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 11:24 am #
i shot barney fyfe
but not sheriff andy
dreadlock rasta
mayberry ganja
no papers, no cry
Comment by psycho... on 11/7 @ 11:24 am #
This “American literature’s most facepalm-inducing paragraphs” series is off to a banging start.
Reading a Robbins book without redlining it down to a Ferlinghetti poem is a great test of willpower.
“I love the beans of the outlaw” would be nice by itself, eh? Metonymy and shit.
And “shit” would be good. “Where badgers shit” is tight. “Toilet”-as-a-verb makes me want to bomb Massachusetts.
But so many things do.
Comment by Kirk on 11/7 @ 11:26 am #
I did not become an outlaw. It became me. or something.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 11/7 @ 11:26 am #
There are limits to hipster romantifyin’, and I think you can see them here. You don’t need to be honest to be an outlaw, you need to not give a shit. Sometimes not giving a shit helps you to be honest, but they aren’t the same thing.
And that’s where the hip and I cross paths. They equivocate fucking everything, and think they’re stumbling across truth like gold in a California stream. In the end, only the bartenders make any money.
Comment by JD on 11/7 @ 11:27 am #
psycho’s comments are always great. I am not always clear what psycho means, but I always enjoy them.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 11:28 am #
bonanza jellybeaned
another roadside attraction
sissy hankshaw paper mached
my thumbs with
magic mushrooms
Comment by Kirk on 11/7 @ 11:28 am #
“Toiletâ€Â-as-a-verb makes me want to bomb Massachusetts.
You have a lot more self control than I do.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:28 am #
#30 lol
sweeyt!
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/7 @ 11:31 am #
If youse guys don’t cut it out, I gonna roll with….BON JOVI!!!!!!!
[cue scary music]
Comment by mcgruder on 11/7 @ 11:34 am #
weird. I am becoming a libertarian, in other words.
bartenders are the most self-destructuive people in the world; they keep nothing.
Comment by urthshu on 11/7 @ 11:35 am #
YAY! I can just smell the love already!
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:35 am #
goobers and raisenets
teh barber floyd’s a cutter!
qouth the biden
stand up floyd
stand up!\
my sister Really looks like amy goodman
Comment by cranky-d on 11/7 @ 11:37 am #
It’s all the same, only the names have changed…..
Comment by cranky-d on 11/7 @ 11:39 am #
@40
Go ahead and join them. That’s how they’re identifying who needs to be rounded up for the re-education camps.
/black helicopter wackiness
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 11:41 am #
Amy Goodman has a brother. I think she wrote a book with him. I looked it up once.
Comment by Makewi on 11/7 @ 11:41 am #
Anacortes is a nice little town with a great view. Fills up with actual Outlaws and those who just like oysters once a year. Good place to catch a ferry to other places with great views.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:41 am #
ch-ch-ch-anges
ground control to major tom…
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 11:46 am #
ziggy stardust
voted no on prop 8
dude looked like a lady
with hermaphroditic
androgenous fall fashion
sound the mervyn’s
death knell
Comment by Sticky B on 11/7 @ 11:47 am #
I am going to have to insist on decent toilet paper and indoor plumbing.
I just hope that I have something to shit.
You know who I feel sorry for? The RNY surgeons. They’re the buggy whip makers of the 21st century.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:48 am #
i like amy goodman
she’s got balls!
i like c-span
almost voted nader
[did twice]
like my cup of meat
i’m 48
votes
80-john anderson
84-reagan
88-nader
92-perot
96-nader
00-bush
o4-bush
08-palin
for what it’s worth
-
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 11:49 am #
I’m not in a feeling sorry for place yet. But so far all my friends are ok.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:52 am #
i’m from mass.
just drop the bomb already
like my vote matters
dissapointed [sp] in NH though
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 11:52 am #
gun control
to major tom
4, 3, 2, 1
Comment by JHoward on 11/7 @ 11:55 am #
thor never saw this part coming.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 11:55 am #
Woody Woodpecker would make a great mascot for Viagra.
Pfizer could probably license the character for next to nothing; they haven’t made one of those cartoons in decades.
Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 11:56 am #
g’morning thor
i likes u
u own it
bone up!
re-mem-mem
remember
dissent is the highest form of blah blah blah
Comment by cranky-d on 11/7 @ 12:06 pm #
Thor cannot dissent any more. He’s The Man now. Own it, pussy boy.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 12:06 pm #
I see london
I see france
hairplugs sees
hezbollah kicked in the pants
Comment by JimK on 11/7 @ 12:07 pm #
I’m stocking up at the compound. Ammo, seeds and generators. Big fuel tank.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 12:07 pm #
I want my free gas, bitch.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:07 pm #
i think[u'll agree]
most peeps on this site are way smarter than me but…
i looked up a word in the dictionary
insufferable
and it a picture of Richard Holbrooke next to it!
[i'm not a hater-but...]
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 12:07 pm #
Ya’ll saw this right?
Look, they wanna be friends.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:08 pm #
it had a picture
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 12:09 pm #
Dear 52,
You wanna us to play nice now that you’ve got all the power?
I don’t think so.
Lurv,
the Outlaws
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:13 pm #
so if we alls be outlaws
what’s the tell?
if i’m holding ur hand on some hillside and singing “kumbiya”
can we look at each others shoes?
cuz if u r wearing sandals
pffft
steel toed boots?
maybe
if u don’t tap on the mens room floor
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 12:15 pm #
@61:
I think they’re feeling a little self-conscious about their behavior the last 8 years.
“Oh, NOW we want comity!”
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:18 pm #
i see trance
mrs. torrance
redrum
REDRUM
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 12:21 pm #
we don’t see eye-to-eye
and you lost your feel for me
you say he’s the guy
but we just disagree
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:22 pm #
i wear panties
i dress goth
i love some country
i write 4 the atlantic
[monthly]
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 12:23 pm #
Hopey-changey dudes,
I want my free gas, bitches.
Two years to House vote.
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 12:27 pm #
I think they’re feeling a little self-conscious about their behavior the last 8 years.
Actually, I think (and reading around supports this notion) they felt perfectly justified behaving as they did (because, you know, Bush should be tried for war crimes), but “we” certainly have no such justification. So, let’s just all make up and play nice.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 12:28 pm #
unity cries from O!
draws firstblood rahm-bo
no political hack(s)
except for freddie mac
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:28 pm #
just an aside
barack obama
haiku
5-7-5
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:33 pm #
a wet-bathrobe greets
the limp microphone does grate
sorry/i’m busy
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 12:34 pm #
Chimpy McPretzelchoker! Wow, I never heard that one before. That’s pretty funny, in a partisan kind of way.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 12:37 pm #
Carin, when I say self-conscious, I don’t mean in the sense of embarassed. I mean self-conscious in the sense of “oh, crap…now the shoe’s on the other foot…how can we avoid the inevitable?”
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:39 pm #
salted pretzels
make me thirsty
for malt liquor
Comment by Adriane on 11/7 @ 12:39 pm #
So last night, I said, ‘Blanche, how’s the bird?’
And she said, ‘Well.
The bird was delicious. He tasted just swell.’
But as I fricasseed him. He gave out a yell.
Oy! Willow. Willow. Titwillow!!!’
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 12:40 pm #
Barko Marx.
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/7 @ 12:43 pm #
other foot meet shoe
can I haz this kibuki dance
but I got two left feet
so can you take the lead
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 12:49 pm #
Dear 48,
We’ve got our own 48 who are planning on not doing shit and still getting checks in the mail. Now remember, this is the UNITED States of America, so those 48 million slackers are your slackers too. So peace, love and friendship from the 4 million who need your help in feeding our lazy loser 48 million.
Sincerely panicked,
52
Comment by MarkO on 11/7 @ 12:52 pm #
The Feast . . . it is ruined.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 12:53 pm #
i’m am not a SORE loser!
but–the bedsores…
could u cash my check?
no..serious like….
[burp-fart-burp]
Comment by steph on 11/7 @ 12:55 pm #
Dear 52
Fuck off.
-48
Comment by steph on 11/7 @ 12:56 pm #
and where’s my damn free gas?
Comment by Silver Whistle on 11/7 @ 1:00 pm #
Dear 52,
Make me a sammich, bitch.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 1:00 pm #
blanche?
is that a vegetable cookie thing?
cuz i prefer to put them in my potato gun
and get on my helly-copter
and shoots the bambi’s
[softens em up-veal like!]
Comment by McGehee on 11/7 @ 1:03 pm #
Dear 52: If you promise not to spit in my eye, I’ll promise not to rip your heart out of your chest and devour it in front of you while it’s still beating.
Deal?
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 1:07 pm #
Dear 52,
Why don’t you first try APOLOGIZING for your behavior for the last years?
-48
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 1:13 pm #
bodily fluids
they are best kept to ones-self
say it!-don’t spray it!
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 1:18 pm #
Dear 48,
Have we met?
Love,
52
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 1:27 pm #
El Presidento is looking to require 50 hours of community service for all adults.
In schools even. A good dose of indoctrination might just be the way to turn this thing around.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 1:33 pm #
Baracky better get a good dozen people to perform community service what involves tracking my not community serving ass down I think.
Comment by Sdferr on 11/7 @ 1:35 pm #
Don’t tempt him hf.
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 1:36 pm #
But community service people wave at each other, and bypassing cars when their picking up the roadside trash. That’s love that grows.
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 1:37 pm #
Someone PLEASE needs to photoshop a few of those.
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 1:39 pm #
that should have read “El PresidentO”
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 1:48 pm #
So many hours
I walk by the roadside,
Waiting for someone
to throw out some cash,
I wave and smile,
My orange vest still gleaming
poking the wrappers
of thrown fast-food trash
And you, you light up my life
You bring me HOPE,
To carry on
You *HONK* Aaaaahhh…..
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 1:50 pm #
Happy, I think refusing to do community service is racist. And selfish. And not patriotic.
Yes, that should cover it.
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 1:52 pm #
Baracky should just explain to all those people in Chicago he didn’t pay that they were just doing their community service early.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 1:52 pm #
If I had a more better community I might think about it. This community what I have should serve me I think.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 11/7 @ 1:53 pm #
“Chimpy McPretzelchoker”
Howze about Obama McDumboears?
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 1:56 pm #
BushyMcLick’nboots
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 1:58 pm #
Barack McRibletsaucelips.
Hey now this is fun. Let’s turn it up a notch.
Comment by Puck on 11/7 @ 1:59 pm #
So, if I want to spend my 50 hours reading The Federalist Papers aloud to every child in my community, that’s okey-doke with The Messiah, right?
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:02 pm #
SarahMcTardtits
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 2:03 pm #
Love the outlaws. Now the flip side of Tom Robbins; Bleah! (From “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.”
So he’s just like a Goron, only more literate and far crankier.
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 2:05 pm #
Joe Cleanarticulatemainstreamnegromahoney
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 2:06 pm #
Still, life with woodpecker would have its challenges.
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:06 pm #
RahmMcSlamyall
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 2:08 pm #
Skinny O’Boneyass
Barry O’Peaser
Obama Servion McTaximas
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 2:08 pm #
Rahm Fingerfood
Comment by alppuccino on 11/7 @ 2:08 pm #
sorry, McFingerfood
Comment by Celtic Dragon on 11/7 @ 2:21 pm #
Dear 52;
You spent the last 8 years insulting the President, and everyone who voted for him. You called us stupid, racists, war-mongers, fascists, Nazis. You called where we live Dumbfuckistan, Jesusland, Trailerville, Redneckia. Now we are supposed to smile and thank you for the massive pile of shit you’ve placed on our table for the last 8 years. Fuck you very much…
With loathing;
48
Comment by Celtic Dragon on 11/7 @ 2:22 pm #
Baracky McHopeyness
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 2:29 pm #
O’Fingerfood
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 2:31 pm #
BTW: If Baracky has to send a dozen of his volunteers to hunt down happyfeet, I WANT VIDEO!
Comment by A fine scotch on 11/7 @ 2:38 pm #
Since we’re going for nicknames, I’m referring to the president-elect as “The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.” See http://images.google.com/images?q=will%20smith%20obama&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
Comment by A fine scotch on 11/7 @ 2:38 pm #
Sorry, no HTML-fu.
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:40 pm #
Dear 48,
Shutter’ya waaaaaaah holes.
Suck’ems,
52
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 2:42 pm #
I will disobey civilly I think. oh real mature, thor.
Comment by A fine scotch on 11/7 @ 2:43 pm #
Dear 52,
We’ll treat you the way you treated us the last 8 years.
- 48
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 2:44 pm #
“The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers”
HA! I think that might have some stick to it.
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:45 pm #
ThorMcMaturitynot
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:49 pm #
Dear 52,
Enjoy that switchblade in’ya ass.
All Smiles,
52
Comment by thor on 11/7 @ 2:50 pm #
Dear 48,
Wrong ass, thwack! There.
My Bad,
52
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 2:59 pm #
Seth wins something I think.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 2:59 pm #
thor: why are you still here?
You’re at the helm now, son. Get to work on building Utopia. Barky is going to require you to work, remember?
100% of the House and 1/3 of the Senate up for election in two years.
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
I want my free gas, bitch.
Comment by happyfeet on 11/7 @ 3:00 pm #
oh. I mean fine scotch, a wins something I think. Sorry, Seth.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 3:03 pm #
No problem…I was grooving on AFS’s brilliant turn of phrase so much I forgot to attribute.
I feel contrite now.
Because of the Hope.
…and Change!
Comment by steph on 11/7 @ 3:03 pm #
So do I just forward my mortgage bill to Baracky or what? How’s this supposed to work? All this change has me so confused.
Comment by Seth Williams on 11/7 @ 3:06 pm #
Dear 52…
NOW can we have a three way with Sweden? I promise to respect you in the morning.
-48
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 3:08 pm #
I’d go ahead and forward it to the Office of the President-Elect, steph.
Write CHOP! CHOP! on the envelope.
Comment by Pablo on 11/7 @ 3:11 pm #
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
WOLVERINE!!! (Bang!)
Comment by 38+P on 11/7 @ 3:37 pm #
Here’s the thing… I would really like to outlaw with you guys but my wife says “no way” until I get back from the store with her tampons.
Comment by steph on 11/7 @ 3:46 pm #
BJ – but who’s paying for the damn stamp? The devil is in the details, ya know?
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 3:56 pm #
Oh, steph, steph, steph. You sent it “postage due.” No one turns down mail to !O!. You really need to get on board and understand all of the hopey benefits to the new Socialist overlordness.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 11/7 @ 4:00 pm #
I don’t think the Post Office will accept mail without postage any more.
However, I do believe they’ll accept mail with “insufficient postage”.
It might be a good way to use up all those 1 and 2 cent stamps you have hanging around from previous rate increases.
Comment by A fine scotch on 11/7 @ 4:08 pm #
Okay, this post has eaten 3 of my comments, so B Moe was on the “Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers” back in August.
Check the Pub archives on August 26 or do a site search.
Comment by BJTexs on 11/7 @ 4:12 pm #
Yup, afs, BMoe wrote that he wanted to beat Collins to the pun.
As I recall, said Dan was sore wroth.
Comment by bigbooner on 11/7 @ 5:08 pm #
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 1:07 pm #
Dear 52,
Why don’t you first try APOLOGIZING for your behavior for the last years?
-48
Apologize???? Fuck that, we want some reparations.
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 5:11 pm #
Rahm-
reammeorangaungatangislandmrpotatoheadoffblockfilibustergrapenuts[catch breath]
bidenslidinglistenenglish/u-friedednationsgibberishbillygoatclopclop[catch breath]
oragamipaperhatpuppetheadmarkymarchwindymills/generalmillscheerioes[milk]
Emanuel
lets give him some rope
ropeadopesoaponaropechangeyhopelet’sleaveittobeaver
Comment by pdbuttons on 11/7 @ 5:18 pm #
if the gloves fit…
Comment by Carin on 11/7 @ 5:25 pm #
Well, reparations and Gas. And my mortgage paid.
And a sammach!
Comment by Pablo on 11/7 @ 8:05 pm #
I want pie, bitch!!
Comment by B Moe on 11/7 @ 9:41 pm #
I would rather be a desperado than an outlaw, is that cool?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFb1lGMvS3I
Comment by Mossberg500 on 11/8 @ 7:39 am #
How about a bandolero?
Comment by Sdferr on 11/8 @ 9:33 am #
Badges? We ain’t got no badges.
Comment by mojo on 11/8 @ 3:07 pm #
“It’s a beautiful thing, to be alone in a bank at night”
– Willie Sutton