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October 24, 2008
Another moment of unabashed pragmatism
That heavy bag ain’t gonna hit itself. Which, sure, that needn’t decide the matter for you. But at least — having all the information — you’ll be able to make an informed choice about whether or not you should be working out for the next half hour or so. Your call, though. No pressure. 10 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=13515 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by Bob Reed on 10/24 @ 12:44 pm #
You could at least have “hope” that the bag will “change” and start working out for you…
Kinda like a whole new nanny state heavy bag regulation, a muscle stimulus program in the name of, you know, fairness…
It doesn’t matter if can be proven that not working out actually decreases strength and endurance…You still must stick to the new policy…
And remember, that bag has been getting waaaaaaay too much attention lately, you have to split you’re time evenly between the speed bag, the weights, and the heavy bag…
It’s all part O!s gym justice program…
Comment by mojo on 10/24 @ 1:02 pm #
If I came up with a heavy bag that could hit itself, do you think there’d be a market?
Comment by McGehee on 10/24 @ 1:03 pm #
I used to like hitting the heavy bag, until she started hitting back.
Comment by urthshu on 10/24 @ 1:35 pm #
You could just think about hitting the bag and on a micro-muscular level your body will gain from the workout!
/actual crap I heard once
Comment by Celtic Dragon on 10/24 @ 1:42 pm #
I know you, you Rethuglican! By saying heavy bag, you are just using a code word for NEGRO! RACIST!!!!!
Denounced, each and every one of you…
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 10/24 @ 3:50 pm #
Replace “heavy bag” with beer(s). Replace “gonna hit itself” with gonna drink itself. Replace “should be working out” with should be drinking heavily. Well, you get the point. That’s my night.
Hope all went well, Jeff.
Comment by guinsPen on 10/24 @ 4:57 pm #
That heavy bag ain’t gonna hit itself.
,Bogart.
Comment by Joe Six Pack Plumber on 10/25 @ 6:37 am #
I got a heavy bag.
Comment by thor on 10/25 @ 6:39 am #
That’s not funny, Joe. Heavy, but not funny.
Comment by guinsPen on 10/25 @ 1:39 pm #
Heavy as a sack of hammers, boy.