October 2, 2008
Tailgating the VP debate

First up on the grill, Cynthia McKinney Crazywursts.

No need for a bun. Just eat ‘em au naturale, like you might a freshly killed black woman were you trapped inside the Superdome hoping to God Spike Lee finds you before you either starve to death or Bushco passes word along to his clandestine mercs the “go ahead and liquidate the cattle.”

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  1. Comment by Aldo on 10/2 @ 5:45 pm #

    Gwen Ifill has been cleared of the ethics allegations.

  2. Comment by Aldo on 10/2 @ 5:48 pm #

    Laugh all you want at Cynthia McKinney now. You’ll be crying when Obama appoints her as his Attorney General or National Security Advisor.

  3. Comment by Jeff G. on 10/2 @ 5:54 pm #

    I love the smell of desperation. Smells like……Victory.

    Uh, what?

  4. Comment by happyfeet on 10/2 @ 5:55 pm #

    The data was entered into a computer.

  5. Comment by urthshu on 10/2 @ 5:58 pm #

    Yeah, but I’m sure some civil service knob left that laptop in a coffeeshop in Fredericksburg. Somebody then bought a lot of houses with subprime loans using those names, crashing the economy.

  6. Comment by Darleen on 10/2 @ 6:00 pm #

    oh lord…and 5,000 families who show up at the prison facility and are told by the Watch “who?” never ever start any inquiries.

    I know McKinney is as mentally twisted as a four-day-old Twizler, abandoned in the alley behind the Rialto Theater in downtown Barstow after the midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show but what is with the small murmurs of mildly surprised agreement from the [unseen] audience?

    Someone get THEIR names now. There are Behavioral Health Centers with empty beds.

  7. Comment by Jeff Y. on 10/2 @ 6:11 pm #

    To quote Eddie Murphy, “the bitch crazy.”

  8. Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/2 @ 6:11 pm #

    The Phillies are kicking butt, do I really have to watch the debate?

  9. Comment by colinmacdougall on 10/2 @ 6:13 pm #

    Hey, Lost, wanna see a filly kick butt? Watch the debate.

  10. Comment by Sdferr on 10/2 @ 6:14 pm #

    Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) just gaveled the House Rules committee to a close a few minutes ago. Looks like the Senate passed Financial Rescue bill is on its way to the House tomorrow.

    Rep. Slaughter has changed her hairstyle a bunch. She’s a bit of an odd bird, what with the heavy Southern accent and representing a district in upstate NY (Buffalo, Rochester).

  11. Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/2 @ 6:15 pm #

    Hold on a sec, I’m still watching Cynthia. I think I’m in love. That’s just so awesome. Jeff man, there’s your book.

    Seriously man, you’d make bank.

  12. Comment by B Moe on 10/2 @ 6:17 pm #

    Well I think we just need to go look on the computer at the Pentagon and see if it is really on there.

  13. Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/2 @ 6:20 pm #

    BTW, my wife called, FEMA showed up in my town today. Supposedly to help those affected by the windstorm after Hurricane Ike, but we had already eaten the all the whiners, so they just up and left. They didn’t even have time to enter any names in the computer, so they hired some random dude to go into the porta-potties and start counting dukey.

  14. Comment by JD on 10/2 @ 6:24 pm #

    Gotta love those Dems. That is commercial-grade SemenKKKleo krazy. Not that I would expect anything less than that from McKinney …

  15. Comment by dre on 10/2 @ 6:25 pm #

    Barracuda:

    But Chuck has seen his daughter handle herself in other perilous situations and come out all right. A few years ago, he watched her pilot husband Todd Palin’s commercial fishing boat in a storm. Todd was working at his oil-field job on the North Slope, and Palin and her father had been fishing on Bristol Bay. “It was the toughest work I’ve ever done, and it wasn’t only hard, it was dangerous,” Chuck says. At the end of the run, they had to get the boat on a trailer amid crashing surf. As cold, metallic-sheened waves tossed the trawler around, Chuck quailed.
    “I’m not doing that,” he said.

    “Get out of the way,” Palin said. “I’ll do it.”

    She did.

    link

  16. Comment by dre on 10/2 @ 6:27 pm #

    Billy O. Just franked Barney.

  17. Comment by JD on 10/2 @ 6:28 pm #

    That is whack-a-doodle bugfuck nuts.

  18. Comment by urthshu on 10/2 @ 6:31 pm #

    Sdferr-
    Slaughter’s ours. She totally sucks the pipe.

  19. Comment by Randy on 10/2 @ 6:31 pm #

    The people who elected her don’t deserve to be able to vote

  20. Comment by Kirk on 10/2 @ 6:33 pm #

    Actually, McKinney on one of her more lucid days, Id wager.

  21. Comment by Sdferr on 10/2 @ 6:39 pm #

    Musta been some damn fat happy gators for a while there. Cynthia ought to go get their depositions on tape right quick before they forget what went down. Albert never was big on the long-term memory thing. Leest, that’s what Pogo tole me.

    urthshu, whazzat sucks the pipe mean, I just don’t know the locution? Though I do recall a NJ congresswoman who smoked a pipe, Millicent Fenwick, I think.

  22. Comment by urthshu on 10/2 @ 6:41 pm #

    You can tell that folks who swallow this shit don’t really believe it themselves. I mean, everybody here seems to me to be persons of conviction – so I’ll put it to you: If you believed that your government shot 5000 prisoners and hid the bodies in a swamp, would you even stay in the country? Would you quietly release a little youtube snippet or would you be spitting mad, taking up arms?

  23. Comment by SarahW on 10/2 @ 6:41 pm #

    Um, goiter. And pop-eyes. I wonder if she might have Graves disease – while some only experience some depression or sluggishness, it can ti[ a person into actual nutbar-ness.

  24. Comment by Bob Reed on 10/2 @ 6:41 pm #

    Ms. McKinney is an effen whackjob…

  25. Comment by urthshu on 10/2 @ 6:42 pm #

    Sdferr –
    “sucks the pipe” = “hogs dogs logs”, something similar to “eats shit”

  26. Comment by Mr. Pink on 10/2 @ 6:43 pm #

    Is this the same Congresswoman that punched a cop?

  27. Comment by Sdferr on 10/2 @ 6:44 pm #

    Yepper, she’s the one Pink.

  28. Comment by McGehee on 10/2 @ 6:44 pm #

    If you believed that your government shot 5000 prisoners and hid the bodies in a swamp, would you even stay in the country?

    I hate to say, I might be e-mailing the government suggestions for the next round.

    “Did you get all the child molesters yet? How about the cannibal serial killers? Oh, and we can’t leave out the homegrown al Qaeda types…”

  29. Comment by JD on 10/2 @ 6:46 pm #

    She is like the hershey squirts after a 3 AM Taco Bell run … the kind that no matter how hard you squeeze, they just keep on coming back … like the Energizer Bunny of teh krazy.

  30. Comment by Darleen on 10/2 @ 6:50 pm #

    Another eyeopening of Leftwing conspiracists, you should stand in awe of Dennis Prager’s patience while interviewing Naomi Wolf this morning

    http://dennisprager.townhall.com/TalkRadio/Show.aspx?RadioShowID=3&ContentGuid=7b6033fb-c49c-45b8-9051-13c7bc13b617

  31. Comment by SarahW on 10/2 @ 6:57 pm #

    More general link for psychiatric manifestations possibly affecting McKinney as a result of her very visible thyroid condition.

  32. Comment by Sdferr on 10/2 @ 6:58 pm #

    Mmmmmmmmmmm, sweetbreads.

  33. Comment by SarahW on 10/2 @ 7:00 pm #

    Excerpt from that medscape link:

    It is well-known that thyrotoxicosis can present with behavioral, judgment, and memory problems. Many patients with hyperthyroidism complain of anxiety, lability of mood, and dysthymia that can occasionally be severe enough to disrupt work or interpersonal relationships. These symptoms are explainable on the basis of the increased circulating levels of thyroid hormones. In a minority of patients, however, the mental and psychological abnormalities can assume the form of major and incapacitating psychiatric disorders like panic disorder, mania, major depression, and psychotic manifestations, including persecutory delusions and paranoid behavior.[1,2] Indeed, thyrotoxicosis has been put forth as a cause of organic psychosis.[3,4] These more severe psychiatric features have almost exclusively been described in patients with Graves disease and toxic goiter,[5,6] and their occurrence depends upon the severity and duration of disease and the underlying predisposition of the individual to psychiatric instability. They parallel the medical illness and often remit with successful therapy of the hyperthyroid state.

  34. Comment by Dave in SoCal on 10/2 @ 7:04 pm #

    Another eyeopening of Leftwing conspiracists, you should stand in awe of Dennis Prager’s patience while interviewing Naomi Wolf this morning

    I caught a few minutes of that interview after dropping my wife off at LAX this morning and wondered “who is this batsh!t crazy woman Prager is talking to?”. I got to work before I could find out. Thanks for the tip, Darleen!

  35. Comment by ccoffer on 10/2 @ 8:17 pm #

    If I could see some video of her licking ants off a stick, I would all of a sudden be in the Darwinian camp.

  36. Comment by Slartibartfast on 10/2 @ 9:01 pm #

    That there is some pharmaceutical-grade crazy.

    But she’s your Green Party Presidential candidate! Stand tall, Green Party!

  37. Comment by Bubba Thudd on 10/2 @ 9:31 pm #

    5,000 bodies? Killed by headshots? In New Orleans – vodoo capital of the U.S. After Katrina turned the 9th ward into a toxic swamp of chemical-stew? Sounds like the Government saved us from a major zombie outbreak!

  38. Comment by MAJ (P) John on 10/3 @ 5:52 am #

    Odd, I was deployed to N.O. with the 33rd ASG. We had two NCOs help grab a couple of looters and held them down while what was left of the N.O.P.D. came by to collect them – but we didn’t shoot anyone. I barely even saw any people in ‘Nawlins. Of course that only means they were in the secret internment camps, right? Must have been over by Monroe…

  39. Comment by alppuccino on 10/3 @ 6:20 am #

    So there’s a swamp in Louisiana that’s perfect for discarding bodies?

    mental note

  40. Comment by joseph buzz on 10/3 @ 9:37 am #

    Dude, We need to make sure that Green Party gets on the ballots. Some of Obama’s most progressive followers may decide to pull a lever for her.

  41. Comment by TmjUtah on 10/3 @ 3:12 pm #

    “Monroe” is my most favorite evah word to say, being mostly southern in mien and speech…

    “I say, have you been over to MaaaahnrOe, lateleh?”

    Guess you had to be there.

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