So I’m standing in the checkout line of Target today, having just picked up my prescriptions and the new Legacy Edition of Billy Joel’s The Stranger CD set, when I hear the two women in front of me talking about how “trashy” Sarah Palin is, how she comes from a “little backwater burb,” wears a “bun” and, being a “religious zealot,” is, predictably enough, “saddled with” a “gaggle of hick kids.”
— At which point I helpfully spoke up, pointing out to these two fine ladies that they were in the process of purchasing their bed linen and lampshades, along with a bag of sour cream and onion Ruffles and some vitamin water, at a fucking SuperTarget.
Judging by the looks they shot me, the irony may or may not have been lost on them.
Developing…
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/15 @ 2:24 pm #
Yeah, but Super Target doesn’t carry any ammo.
Comment by Squid on 9/15 @ 2:25 pm #
Well, it’s SuperTarget, for goodness sakes! It’s not like some low-rent, trashy WalMart with sticky floors and wall-to-wall mouthbreathers.
Nope. Totally different animal.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 2:27 pm #
c’mon Jeff.
Just what sage advice has HockeyMom got for Wall Street today?
More regulation?????
lol, it is to laff.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 2:29 pm #
HockeyMom goes to the Whitehouse.
HockeyMom saves Wall Street with more regualtion.
HockeyMom declares war on Russia over Georgia.
delicious.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 2:31 pm #
nishi says she isn’t going to autopost her memes here
nishi autoposts her memes here
nishi says she will stop using qf as a name
nishi uses qf as a name
nishi is manic
nishi presumes to judge others
delicious.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 2:31 pm #
We are waiting on the link to Obama’s plan to deregulate Wall St., nishi.
Actually, I would settle for his plan to deregulate anything.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 2:32 pm #
What sage advice have you got for Wall Street, queef-fest? Do you know nothing of O!s financial entanglements with the mortgage industry giants who’ve helped create this meltdown?
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 2:33 pm #
If you don’t want to address the post, don’t. But this space is not for you to respond to posts I haven’t written, or arguments that exist solely inside your head, nishi.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 2:34 pm #
Hockey mom puts on lipstick that matches her pumps.
Comment by Bill Ayers on 9/15 @ 2:35 pm #
Yeah, but Super Target doesn’t carry any ammo.
Sure they do, over in the household goods/cleaning supplies.
Comment by Bob Reed on 9/15 @ 2:37 pm #
Jeff, you might have been a bit hasty with those ladies…
Maybe they were buying that stuff at club Tar-zhey in order to save money for the Starbucks run later…
I mean, they gotta be able to throw some coin at the Baristas for giving them such swell political talking points!
Comment by mojo on 9/15 @ 2:40 pm #
Since nishi seems somewhat confused (hah!), you might help her out, Jeff. I’m sure her posts would be improved by some gentle editing…
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 2:40 pm #
I think some people are very insecure and they need fictitious idealized people to believe in because everyone else just lets them down. Oh hey. Baracky is a fictitious idealized person. He helps people identify with something that makes them not feel so insecure and meaningless. This would be ok I guess except for the socialism, but really people shouldn’t look to politicians for fulfillment like that. It’s not very grown-up.
Comment by Bob Reed on 9/15 @ 2:42 pm #
Besides, we’ll all be lookin’ for bargains at Tar-zhey if O! gets elected (God forbid! say a few Novenas) and taxes the bejeebers out of us; so that he can send the vig back to Daley-ville…
But on the up side, that’ll help Michelle’s children…
Comment by Warren Bonesteel on 9/15 @ 2:43 pm #
Jeff, it’s an ‘executive function’ thingy a goin’ on, there. You know. Like player killers and griefers in a Nick Bostrom sim.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 2:44 pm #
His what, Collins? Obama’s entanglements?
The killer whale tank has not been scrubbed in a very long time. You need to suck a regulator and go down!
Shamu and Bartholomew await!
Comment by two ns on 9/15 @ 2:45 pm #
Hey, Target IS the urbane choice of sophisticated, discriminating shoppers everywhere….. At least they weren’t in WalMart!
;)
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 2:46 pm #
I think though for real you can go to SuperTarget and leave with all your socioeconomic illusions intact as long as you don’t eat there. It’s like Adam and Eve and the apple that way.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 2:48 pm #
Also you can’t buy any Choxy. Unless you don’t understand why you can’t buy any Choxy. It’s too late for you.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 2:49 pm #
oh. Choxie if I remember right. Right. Choxie.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 2:55 pm #
Hmmm. Godiva vs. Choxie. Choxie wins. This is very depressing, though I can’t say exactly why.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/15 @ 2:56 pm #
Choxie? Chocolate turtles are so tasty good. Pecan jones won’t loose its grip.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 3:01 pm #
The other thing about Target are those ladies that pet the towels. Have you seen these people? They walk down the towel aisle and pet them all but they don’t buy any towels. It’s heartbreaking.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 3:03 pm #
I suppose all of those senators and representatives receiving very big campaign donations from the Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae people, and the rest of Wall Street didn’t help matters. Perhaps the experiences of someone who has dealt with a regulated industry buying off the regulators, and then acting to have the head of her own party punished for that graft, and then working to reform that system at the state level would be useful.
Comment by ushie on 9/15 @ 3:05 pm #
I love Target. I can find anything there, and usually cheaper. It’s the American Dream, really. Plus, Choxie!
O reminds me of every grad school git who so wanted to be A Famous Man. He wants to be W.E.B. DuBois with an overlay of Hemingway and a veneer of Kennedy so bad…
Comment by JBean on 9/15 @ 3:06 pm #
Michelle O shops at Target. She was on the board of a major WalMart supplier, so she had to quit that and shop where the fresh fruit is, or something. For the children.
Comment by dicentra on 9/15 @ 3:06 pm #
The title track of L’Etranger is certainly good stuff, and “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant in Anchorage” constitutes one of those songs, knowing the lyrics to which grants the knower with a degree of authenticity, but his wanderings into the Black Plague in La Peste give “Just the Way You Are” an ironic overlay of dark humor and cynical ennui.
Hey, this is about the culture wars, right? Well, I gotcher culture right here!
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 3:12 pm #
In grad school, I supplemented my income selling textbooks at the start of every semester in the University Book Store. The campus bus line was called Cambus. I’ll never forget the freshman who asked for a copy of The Strangler by Cambus.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 3:12 pm #
I did a sort of Charlie Gibson look, there, for a second. Much to my discredit.
Comment by Squid on 9/15 @ 3:13 pm #
SuperTarget Moms
petting the fluffy towels;
my heart breaks for them.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 3:15 pm #
dicentra it isnt culture wars.
its the IQ wars.
the bellcurve wars.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 3:17 pm #
What is the SeptugenarianGuy/HockeyMom ticket going to do about Wall Street?
“We are gonna really shake em up!”
yahoo.
more regulation, lol.
maybe a tutorial in econ 101?
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 3:19 pm #
I would like to see you peer over your glasses, Dan.
Comment by Squid on 9/15 @ 3:19 pm #
We should make a TTP Hall of Fame.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 3:20 pm #
so right Jeff, srsly sry.
i might impact your readership.
;)
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 3:23 pm #
It’s all fun and games until there’s a run on the Bailey Building and Loan.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 3:24 pm #
dicentra it isnt culture wars.
its the IQ wars.
Yeah, dicentra, it has nothing to do with culture. Elect the dimbulb, wealth-redistribution career bureaucrats. It’s the smart thing to do, google it.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 3:31 pm #
The Dimbulbs, eh. Smart Republican stewardship of the Treasury certainly inspired confidence on Wall Street today. Looks like the men with all that centralized wealth in their hands didn’t appreciate their millions in CEO pay.
Shockah! As Karl used to say.
Comment by Mr B on 9/15 @ 3:37 pm #
Sarah Palin is a lot like Teddy Roosevelt.
Minus the mstache.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 3:38 pm #
” They walk down the towel aisle and pet them all but they don’t buy any towels. It’s heartbreaking.”
Sounds like the monkey with the terrycloth mommy.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 3:38 pm #
And if you subtract brains and balls.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 3:40 pm #
Please ignore the talking pile of shit.
Thank you.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 3:42 pm #
Please ignore this illiterate human scumbag.
Thanks in advance.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 3:45 pm #
And would it be declasse if I called nishi and idiotic cunny?
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 3:46 pm #
So what should we do, thor? Let us in on all the wisdom you absorbed being a Wall St. gopher.
What knowledge did the grown-ups share with there little monkey?
Comment by rickinstl on 9/15 @ 3:49 pm #
Ignoring that pile of shit is easy.
But the flies..God, the flies.
Comment by Rusty on 9/15 @ 3:56 pm #
Iron Mountain Michigan has two supermarkets, a Super K, AAAAAnnd a twentyfour hour Walmart! Whatever do they do up there?
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 4:04 pm #
They walk down the towel aisle and pet them all but they don’t buy any towels. It’s heartbreaking.
I can’t stop thinking about all those poor little heartbroken towels. I am going to have to go buy a couple or I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
This is how it starts, isn’t it?
Comment by Sdferr on 9/15 @ 4:06 pm #
I thought it was supposed to start with a Sears Roebuck Catalog, B Moe.
Comment by kelly on 9/15 @ 4:07 pm #
It did for me.
Comment by Marco Frisbee on 9/15 @ 4:12 pm #
It’s not like some low-rent, trashy WalMart with sticky floors and wall-to-wall mouthbreathers.
Not to mention the layer of moistened grime, free with every purchase. Or the Spanish curse words you pick up.
Comment by MC on 9/15 @ 4:37 pm #
Lessee – bed linens – for the lice infestation, lamp shades – for the party tonight. Sour cream and onion Ruffles and vitamin water – chips and dip for the party tonight.
Did you find out where the party is Jeff? Sounds like if the beds can be avoided it might be fun…
Comment by Joe on 9/15 @ 4:38 pm #
Next time Jeff figure out a way to switch their votes. Or short of that, get their phone numbers so you can give them to Ace and he can give them 3:00 a.m. phone calls when he is drunk.
Comment by SteveG on 9/15 @ 4:41 pm #
Another IQ warrior
http://www.showbizspy.com/showbiz/09142008/Lindsay-Lohan-Lashes-Out-at-Sarah-Palin
nice photo at the link… it’s not the years, it’s the mileage
Comment by Zelda on 9/15 @ 4:44 pm #
There are a few people I’ve spoken to who have really surprised me with their dislike of Sarah Palin. The two gentlemen both claim to be some form of libertarian, but they have turned out to be quite misogynistic in a way that surprises me greatly. No, shocks me. I really didn’t think gender was an issue for them, but it really is. The first just doesn’t trust women, and the second can’t see them as more than sexual objects. And I’m not projecting. They’ve admitted this to me.
The lady is a former career gal turned SAHM who is so wracked with insecurity that she lashes out at anyone (even politicians she doesn’t know) she perceives as having more, or doing better than she does. I am projecting a little here, because she tries really hard to come up with intelligent sounding reasons, but her reasoning seems obvious to me given that she similarly disparages working moms, women who hire housekeepers, and women whose children aren’t potty-trained by the time they’re two. She claims to be a feminist but she didn’t like Hillary much either.
Damaged goods, all of them.
On the plus side, I know three people who will now vote for McCain/Palin. One of them, an architect with two small children, is even registering to vote so she can. Another is my granddad who is a lifelong Democrat, but who really likes McCain and is a bit of a feminist (surprising, given his marital history). The third is one of my instructors at school. He’s an artist, a bit of a rebel, and he says he won’t be coerced into voting for Obama by the art community. He ’s said in class, when the subject is forced by a small core of rabid Obama supporters, that he is supporting McCain and Palin. He’s also the faculty member who led the way in getting an Ethics instructor fired for forcing the class to go to an anti-war protest. I like him. He has lots of tattoos and plugs in his earlobes and he wears checkered pants sometimes.
Comment by ducktrapper on 9/15 @ 4:46 pm #
Nice but futile effort. Perhaps while you were trying to get through to them you could have pounded a nail with your forehead. I find that often works.
Comment by Lisa on 9/15 @ 4:54 pm #
Yeah but Super Target is way more hip than Super WalMart.
Duh.
Comment by Lisa on 9/15 @ 4:58 pm #
Perf, you forgot to blame Barack Obama and the Librull Media for this terrible injustice. You are totally falling down on the job, buddy.
Comment by SDN on 9/15 @ 4:58 pm #
#28, I got an even better one working in a bookstore during college:
“Do you have Dante’s Inferno as translated by Don Quixote?”
Comment by maggie katzen on 9/15 @ 4:59 pm #
my local WalMart is trying, really, they redecorated so parts of it have faux wood floors, but it’s annoying how the aisles aren’t all lined up anymore, it’s all about slowing me down in little islands of shelves.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 4:59 pm #
Shit. First Damon and Sarandon, now Lohan?
I’m beginning to waver. Quick, somebody write me a script where I show my courage and refuse to be gulled by empty-headed celebrities repeating debunked talking points.
Seriously. I think I could give a convincing reading.
Comment by maggie katzen on 9/15 @ 5:01 pm #
but, he went to Harvard. Did you go to Harvard?
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 5:02 pm #
If I went to Harvard and ended up making $12K a year I would be pretty angry. Angry enough to take over the country and make those bastards pay I think. Pay til they bled.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 5:04 pm #
Oh, Barack has nothing to do with it, I’m sure, Lisa. He loves the women. Respects them. Thinks of them as his equals, sweetie. Bros before hos is but a metaphor.
As for the press, well, I’ve gone after Brookhiser and Frum, as well as those in the liberal establishment. So while much of this is party driven, much of it is rank snobbery coming to the fore. And there is no shortage of that coming from the media, regardless of how members self-identify politically.
Comment by Jonathan Livingston Seagull on 9/15 @ 5:05 pm #
SPECIESIST!
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 5:06 pm #
Palin was actually McCain’s second choice. He had another candidate in mind, someone who was a lightning rod for the religious right, loyal to the party, and a real team player without any wild ideas of her own.
But Terri Schiavo was unavailable, so McCain (he was a POW in VietNam, BTW) had to take the closest ambulatory equivalent.
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 5:09 pm #
Wall Street pimpin’ ain’t easy,
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 5:09 pm #
Good one, Richard. Although you do know that I disagreed with the social cons on Schiavo, yes?
Kinda takes the sting out of that one.
But keep teeing ‘em up. Something might bounce near the cup.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 5:10 pm #
Lohan
And she did Harvard. Did you do Harvard?
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 5:11 pm #
Iron Mountain Michigan has two supermarkets, a Super K, AAAAAnnd a twentyfour hour Walmart! Whatever do they do up there?
Little out of the way places that draw shoppers in from like a large radius are often selected as retail test markets. It’s just how they think. I couldn’t say why exactly.
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 5:12 pm #
I cry for two-bedroom condos in Manhattan.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 5:13 pm #
Terri Schiavo is dead anyway like Minnie Pearl and Michael Hutchence and Bambi’s mother and Princess Diana. Jeez get a clue.
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 5:17 pm #
On the plusser side, Super Target has very aggressive pricing on pink nursing bras.
Comment by poppa india on 9/15 @ 5:20 pm #
I think someone who would be a lightning rod for the religious right would be someone the religious right Didn’t like, someone who attracted attacks from them. Is it me, or does someone else have their metaphors mixed? BTW, thanks for the tip on McCain. Here’s one for you, Obama is African-American (at least half way).
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 5:22 pm #
I know you didn’t drink the Schiavo Kool-Aid with all the Christians, Jeff, which is why it’s do disturbing to see you urging her election as Vice-President. The White House isn’t the Mooseburg PTA, you know.
Comment by SteveG on 9/15 @ 5:25 pm #
“‘Is it a sin to be gay’ asked Lohan”
What, I look like Jesus to you? These aren’t sandals, they’re turquoise shower shoes… it’s the vodka talking again isn’t it?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 5:28 pm #
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Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 5:09 pm #
Good one, Richard. Although you do know that I disagreed with the social cons on Schiavo, yes?
Kinda takes the sting out of that one.
But keep teeing ‘em up. Something might bounce near the cup.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
More likely the dude is stuck in the sand trap.
Comment by David on 9/15 @ 5:29 pm #
Oh Jeff, I hope you were not just making that up. Continue the good work.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 5:31 pm #
#47 Rusty:
You were in the U.P.? Oh, wait, you said you were in ‘Robert travers country’. It’s the lower 48 states’ version of Alaska. I don’t know what they do in Iron Mountain (though the name is a good guess), but the mines in the Marquette range are expanding. Good for the Great Lakes shipping industry.
Robert Travers (Anatomy of a Murder, Laughing Whitefish, etc.), was John Voelker, one of the better justices to have sat on the Michigan Supreme Court. He retired from the bench to concentrate on fly-fishing. I have read some of his opinions and they are well-written, i.e.: you get what he is getting at pretty quickly.
Have a good visit?
Comment by Jeffersonian on 9/15 @ 5:31 pm #
I know you didn’t drink the Schiavo Kool-Aid with all the Christians, Jeff, which is why it’s do disturbing to see you urging her election as Vice-President. The White House isn’t the Mooseburg PTA, you know.
The fact that Palin rolled those oil execs doesn’t really fit that slur, does it? Especially when you see how Obama’s been bellying up to the bar for Freddie, Fannie and Lehman swag.
Comment by JD on 9/15 @ 5:33 pm #
Just for the record, y’all are racists.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 5:34 pm #
Target really just has two pink nursing bras … this one is $35 and this one is $34. That seems about right to me. Not really a deal, though.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 5:35 pm #
She’s dead, Jim!
Comment by JD on 9/15 @ 5:38 pm #
That Bennett dude is a dick.
Shut up, nishidiot.
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 5:40 pm #
Another Republican “duuuuuuuuh” waffle has been served.
Comment by SteveG on 9/15 @ 5:41 pm #
Schiavo as running mate?
from the peyote sweat lodge to my monitor.
Progressives really do believe in the resurrection…
Comment by ushie on 9/15 @ 5:43 pm #
No, Lindsey, homosexuality is not a sin, but your line of overpriced leggings is. I’m glad Target doesn’t carry it!
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 5:44 pm #
#66 Richard:
And yet Sen. McCain chose Gov. Palin. Not a safe pick, so not supported by the party insiders, the beltway pundits.
Who Dares Wins.
Sen. McCain dared.
Sen. Obama didn’t.
Comment by Al Obama on 9/15 @ 5:46 pm #
Mmmm, waffles.
Pass the syrup, please.
Chokecherry.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/15 @ 5:47 pm #
I thought Obama did dare………….to challenge Palin to a game of one on one. He thinks he can take her. Hillary not so much.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 5:48 pm #
Please ignore the talking pile of shit.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 5:50 pm #
I suppose that once you have looked death in the face everything else is pretty much small beer.
*thinks* ‘Shotgun slug through the car a foot, foot and a half behind my head’.
Yeah, everything else is small beer.
Comment by Rusty on 9/15 @ 5:55 pm #
#79
Yeah. Mikey. I go there to pester the local trout population and occaisonally hunt mushrooms. A tradition with my brother and me.
Even though there is a new tacanite refining operation, there still aren’tenough jobs to keep young people there, so the UP loses a little of it’s population each year. Except when I retire, when the population will increase by one.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 5:56 pm #
Another reason to vote for the McCain ticket:
Sarah Palin is a better shot than Dick Cheney.
[Yet one more shamelessly stolen one liner]
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 5:59 pm #
hunt mushrooms
Dude !
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 5:59 pm #
tacanite!
Comment by Diana on 9/15 @ 6:00 pm #
Moose have a broad side. Lawyers, not so much.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 6:01 pm #
Um. Someone do a tacanite wikipedia page? Please?
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 6:03 pm #
hunt mushrooms
Weird. Our neighbor’s front lawn suddenly sprouted a shitload of the white, umbrella shaped mushrooms, in a straight line, like 10 or 15 feet long.
And I’m talking some big suckers, too.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 6:04 pm #
#93 Rusty:
The UP has been losing population ever since the copper mines shut down on the Keweenaw. The SAC bases shutting down didn’t help, either, and despite the new prisons and the casino at the Soo, it’s pretty much still nowhere there. Last year I was there in the fall for a conference, and had time to re-visit the Valley Camp. Ever see her?
Staggeringly wild and beautiful the UP is, though.
Comment by qwfwq on 9/15 @ 6:07 pm #
Nish:
Please go on doing whatever the fuck you were doing before you decided to do it here.
Go.
I’m serious. Go, go. Go.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 6:11 pm #
Haps:
Taconite is a type of iron ore.
P.S. – how are the shell-backs doing?
qwfwq: You are encouraging the children.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 6:13 pm #
OT: At 102 years old, St. Mary’s Challenger is still active on the Great Lakes.
http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/fleet/stmaryschallenger.htm
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 6:13 pm #
The White House isn’t the Mooseburg PTA, you know.
Then what is it? A very special episode of “What’s Happenin’?”.
Rerun is dead now, y’know. God rest his soul.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 6:14 pm #
taconite
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 6:15 pm #
taco nite!
Comment by Dave E. on 9/15 @ 6:15 pm #
Tacanite is an evening event of the Turkish American Cultural Alliance. Taconite, on the other hand, is cool. Both can be mined, but politicians concentrate on the former while Yoopers and Iron Rangers tend to focus on the latter. Neither Yoopers nor Iron Rangers should be approached by effete East Coast academics without an experienced guide along.
Fact.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 6:16 pm #
Gee, Dickie Bennett, defender of racist child abusers is also an advocate of
killingeuthanizing human beings that aren’t up to his standards.Color me unsurprised.
Hey Dickie, you ought to hook up with nishi, Dr. Mengele’s protege.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 6:18 pm #
This is interesting:
“Palin Stokes Class War Among Women
This election will go a long way toward settling the question of whether groups that purport to speak for American women really do, or merely represent a narrow band of those who tend to be politically active, upper-middle-class and left-leaning.”
http://tinyurl.com/6l6u6c
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 6:19 pm #
Please reserve your greenest sputum for this unintelligible faggot’s posts.
Thanks in advance.
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Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 6:25 pm #
N. O’Brain
The Vaginia Warror feminist was never representative of all women. The MSM liked to promote them for two reasons… VW’s are on the Left’s reservation and free sex. Oh, the sex might not be good, VW’s are angry, unhappy females, but they have to prove the have shed any of that Patriarchal Imposed Gender Role by having promiscuous, casual sex with as many partners as they can find.
Comment by tunnel duck on 9/15 @ 6:28 pm #
It’s time for the Iggles to drop kneepad-like to my Boys!
Shhhh!
Unless you’re having promiscuous casual sex, then speak up!
Comment by Timmer on 9/15 @ 6:29 pm #
‘Cuz ya know, Denver is such a cultural Mecca.
I like Denver, but because it’s not New York, Chicago or Los Angeles.
All things considered, I’d prefer Woodland Park, but ya know, that would take a real income.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 6:35 pm #
“VW’s are angry, unhappy females,” hence Darleen is a VW.
Maybe McCain/Palin will nominate Terri for HUD secretary. She has experience with the health care system.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 6:36 pm #
Darleen – ick!
Proving that you are as equal as any sailor on liberty is one way of looking at sexual equality, I guess.
“I can act as low – or lower – than any man! Watch me drink my self to oblivion while having sex with any random stranger I can find!”
Yeah, that really shows me, and everyone else.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 6:40 pm #
#115 Richard:
Now you are just being vulgar without being funny. I remember reading something that went thus:
“Some people can be funny and vulgar; some can be funny without being vulgar; I suggest you choose one of those.”
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 6:41 pm #
Um, Dick, you’re not making any sense.
Maybe you ought to back away from the single malt.
Comment by Education Guy on 9/15 @ 6:42 pm #
It’s a sure sign of the classiness of one’s upbringing to make fun of brain damaged individuals who were killed by withholding water. Your parents should be very, very proud Mr. Bennett.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 6:44 pm #
hence Darleen is a VW.
You take that back!
Now Darleen, I have a friend who is looking to meet one of these VW’s. Where should I tell my friend to go?
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 6:49 pm #
From N.O. Brain’s link:
HE SAID NIGGER!
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 6:55 pm #
Dickie is projecting again.
Come on, Dickie. You’d love to tase a couple of kids. And maybe sit by and watch someone die of starvation. Hooboy, that would be so much fun for you!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 9/15 @ 6:56 pm #
According to Rasmussen, Colorado has shifted to McCain.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 6:59 pm #
Al
Code Pink meetings, or hang around college campus Women Studies areas during V-Day and/or attend Vagina Monologue.
Loads of females being told they need to shed their Puritanical gender role.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 6:59 pm #
Why should we discriminate against the dead? If they can vote in presidential elections, why not serve the people in other capacities as well? Terri was brain-dead when the all the fuss was going on, so it’s never been a bar to her full participation in political life, so to speak.
Speaking of “classiness,” I recommend the TrueBlood series on HBO, it’s killer.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 9/15 @ 7:00 pm #
If they can vote in presidential elections
It’s your team that does that, Richard. Remember?
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:00 pm #
At least I know another reason why Dickie suffers from PMS — Todd and Sarah decided not to kill Trigg.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 7:03 pm #
Oh. That last comment of mine was for Lisa. She knows what I mean.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:03 pm #
Thanks Darleen. I’ll let my friend know.
Code Pink? Really?
gross
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 7:03 pm #
The Palins decided not to kill Trigger, but they haven’t apparently decided to take proper care of him either. They’re having it both ways.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:05 pm #
Sounds like there would be enough armpit hair to knit a toasty cardigan and have enough left over for some doilies.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:07 pm #
they haven’t apparently decided to take proper care of him either
Reaching, aren’t you. And sneering at his name. What’s next Dickie? Make eskimo-lover jokes about Sarah?
Can’t have her poluting the white race eh? Geez, you are a Wooten bosom buddy.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:08 pm #
but they haven’t apparently decided to take proper care of him either
by “take care of him” you mean “kill him” don’t you.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:09 pm #
God picked you out of his nose Richard. FYI.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 7:10 pm #
HockeyMom an Hildog
I’ve changed my mind! HockeyMom is hilarious comedic material.
lol.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 7:11 pm #
#130 Richard:
Cite? Or personal desire?
In my experience getting between parents and their children is a very unhealthy thing to do.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:11 pm #
“#Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:09 pm #
God picked you out of his nose Richard. FYI.”
I think you got the wrong orifice, al.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:12 pm #
nishi, you’re a stupid quent.
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:13 pm #
wow. behind on everything, nishi.
Comment by bergerbilder on 9/15 @ 7:13 pm #
Richard Bennet:
Are you Bill’s Brother? I think Bill is a cool guy.
Are you also related to Bob? You seem more like Bob.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 7:14 pm #
Richard, if you find matoko agreeing with you – flee.
You might be able to put enough distance between the two of you while she is putting on her black and silver uniform (the jackboots are so stiff!).
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:14 pm #
“#Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:13 pm #
wow. behind on everything, nishi.”
Speaking of orifices…..
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:15 pm #
al
notice how Dickie dehumanizes Trig by calling him Trigger. He’s like that doctor who decries Trig because that might mean fewer abortions.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:15 pm #
I think you got the wrong orifice, al.
I just couldn’t picture God picking his butt, and wiener-hole just seemed, you know, blasphemous.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 7:16 pm #
I thought I linked that SNL bit in the previous post.
Oh. Yeah. Okay. I did.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:16 pm #
nishinazi is jealous. how cute.
Comment by alppuccino on 9/15 @ 7:17 pm #
notice how Dickie dehumanizes Trig by calling him Trigger. He’s like that doctor who decries Trig because that might mean fewer abortions.
You may have something there Darleen. But I’m gonna stick with my “Holy Booger” theory.
Comment by dre on 9/15 @ 7:17 pm #
RB
“Why should we discriminate against the dead?”
The Culture of Death. Romans liked abortion before the Christianist.
Decadence is the Demorat party. The party of Niggers.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:18 pm #
Here. For nishi:
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
It’s high-tech!
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:18 pm #
JeffG
Ohno, you couldn’t have linked it first. Nishi is first. She’s the smartest person in the world and is just awaiting the rest of the world to catch up and recognize her so she can direct the lines of who lives and who goes into the gas chambers.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 7:19 pm #
#135:
Doesn’t Dr. Mengele have some tests for you to run on the ‘cattle’?
Thank God I am an American.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:22 pm #
Mommies belong in the Kitchen
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:23 pm #
Well now c;mon, Richard is all about the father’s rights. He said so. So he lurves him some kids.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 7:25 pm #
my mom isnt voting for Palin.
she thinks Palin should take care of her children ;)
Don’t you wonder….just a little…..why Bristol didnt have a nice civil ceremony the week before the announcement?
Were Palin and teammccain honestly so naive that they thought the tabloids wouldnt notice A FIVE MONTHS PREGNANCY?
perhaps…..HockeyMom and Septugenarian Guy put poor little Bristol out there as a stalking horse to drive the “MSM hates HockeyMom” meme?
Medea…..she-that-eateth-her-own-children.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:25 pm #
So he lurves him some kids
Sauted with extra virgin olive oil and garlic, served with fava beans and a nice Chianti
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:26 pm #
>>#
The Culture of Death. Romans liked abortion before the Christianist.
Decadence is the Demorat party. The party of Niggers
WTF did I wander onto Stormfront? C’mon, be serious…
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:26 pm #
she thinks Palin should take care of her children
Yes, “Mommies belong in the kitchen” (#152)
though I think nishi is lying. I don’t believe she ever had a mom.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 7:29 pm #
Were Palin and teammccain honestly so naive that they thought the tabloids wouldnt notice A FIVE MONTHS PREGNANCY?
Candidates kids used to be off-limits. You know, a private family thing.
But hey, if it is Rethuglican kids, JUST TASE ‘EM, BRO (to quote Dickie)
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 7:29 pm #
Jeff’s has been pulled for copyright.
I just thought u might need a replacement.
I thot it was very good.
But Fey is far too tall.
Palin is about 5′1″, mebbe 5′2″.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 7:29 pm #
Richard Bennett is a bitter old man who really doesn’t like the ladies.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:29 pm #
nishi,
100,000,000 sperm and yours won?
TANJ.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 7:30 pm #
Perhaps he was jilted.
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 7:32 pm #
“Perhaps he was jilted.”
More likely he was bitchslapped for being a smarmy prick.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/15 @ 7:32 pm #
#154:
Medea is the name of the leader of ‘Code Pink’. Any human that loves children would see that name as one of a monster. It isn’t a surprise that you see that as something worthy.
In the cold, dark, watches of the night, do you ever realize there is more to life than yourself, matoko? Do you ever regret what you have done, matoko? Do you see what could have been, matoko?
Do you see a young woman with a stroller, and…
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:34 pm #
Nishi – any chance you’ll move away if McCain wins? All the kewl beyootiful celebs will be doing it and you’ll prob’ly have more, y’know, proper breeding opportunities and shit. Think of it – you won’t even have to watch the devolution anymore! win-win
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 7:35 pm #
Down Syndrome babies need a lot more care and attention that regular babies, and anyone who isn’t committed to providing it better think twice about birthing one.
“Special Needs” means what it says, and you can’t just count in Jesus to do the child care.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 7:37 pm #
It’s only been two days, Dick.
Piker.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 7:38 pm #
You presume a great deal about things you know nothing about, R. Bennett.
If you don’t want to vote for McCain or Palin, don’t. I don’t think you have to give a reason.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 7:38 pm #
Off the crazy ledge. It might be the diabetes.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 7:42 pm #
SarahW, you’re supposed to call me “Dick” or “Dickie”, didn’t you read the memo?
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 7:46 pm #
my mom isnt voting for Palin.
she thinks [a mother] should take care of her children
So she recognized her mistake, then.
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:50 pm #
Nah, don’t think you’re right on the DS babies, richard. Even so, I thinka VP an get some healthcare/babysitters/a pizza/whatever
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 7:53 pm #
Richard Bennett-
No offense(TFIC) but, why do I get the feeling that you’ve never given a rat’s ass about a Down Syndrome baby before in your life.
Comment by quellcrist falconer on 9/15 @ 7:53 pm #
i think HockeyMom put Bristol right out there Darleen.
they used her.
or else she really is intransigently stupid.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 7:54 pm #
I write the memo. These people are all my minions.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 7:57 pm #
Medea…..she-that-eateth-her-own-children.
‘zono…..she-that-eateth-her-own-
Comment by dre on 9/15 @ 7:58 pm #
Where’s Michelle?
Comment by dre on 9/15 @ 7:59 pm #
Where’s Biden?
Comment by urthshu on 9/15 @ 7:59 pm #
174 nishi
Or you don’t pay attention to timelines, have no memory of the recent past, are a dipshit, something anyway
Comment by ThomasD on 9/15 @ 7:59 pm #
Our neighbor’s front lawn suddenly sprouted a shitload of the white, umbrella shaped mushrooms, in a straight line, like 10 or 15 feet long.
Way cool. Unfortunately most mushroom species that grow in this fashion are best left alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring
Comment by dre on 9/15 @ 8:00 pm #
It is only O! now. He sucks.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 8:01 pm #
Actually, kids, I had a job once where I had to occasionally take care of little Rubella children who were deaf, blind, and retarded. They were a real handful, a lot more needy than you average kid that you could just park in front of the TV until they turned 18 and you could get them out of the house. Anybody who thinks a Down baby is just like any other one has a lot to learn.
But never fear, Jesus will do a miracle and the baby will be healed, Lord willing and the creek don’t rise. Happens every day.
Fortunately, the government does a lot of the work of raising special needs babies, as several have pointed out here (and as it did in the case of Schiavo’s maintenance.) That’s part of the reason we pay taxes, after all.
Comment by ST on 9/15 @ 8:02 pm #
Two things:
- Billy Joel sucks, and I can prove it.
- Shopping at SuperTargets is destined, sooner or later, to become part of all relationships.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 8:03 pm #
Save the sacred lives of baby gerbils! Slap Mikey’s cheeks ’til he butt-coughs God’s helpless critters!
Comment by PC on 9/15 @ 8:04 pm #
Did anyone see Gianna Jessen on Hannity and Colmes tonight?
She’s the girl who survived her mother’s abortion? (I saw her speak at a church 15 years ago – she has cerebral palsy as a result of the abortion)
She’s such a sweet girl and I’m so glad she’s still out there talking about this. (The born alive act and Obama’s record)
Gives me chills every time I see her.
Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 8:05 pm #
Billy Joel sucks, and I can prove it.
No doubt.
Comment by dre on 9/15 @ 8:14 pm #
“Gives me chills every time I see her.”
Liberal Fascism.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:15 pm #
You know Richard, your time might be better spent researching the other candidates. You will probably be shocked to discover they are all Christians.
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 8:15 pm #
#182
Bennett-
Glad to see that experience gave you the compassion for your fellow man that you now exhibit. Pure poseur, Jack.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 8:18 pm #
Yes, Moe, but are they Good Christians?
Comment by Pablo on 9/15 @ 8:18 pm #
Which has what to do with Housing and Urban Development? You mean HHS, don’t you, Dick?
And????
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 8:19 pm #
Billy Joel haters are so tedious. His genius just is. Learn to accept.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 8:22 pm #
Captain O! will get you high tonight/And take you to that special island.
O!o!o!o!
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 8:23 pm #
oh. Thanks Dave E. and SarahW … I was wondering why google failed me. oh and also Medea named herself that. Cause she’s fierce like that. The education system failed her I think is what happened really, but I don’t feel really all that sorry for her. She’s sort of a bitch I think.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 8:24 pm #
Oh, Pablo, you’re such a stickler for trivial details. In the McCain/Palin administration, the HUD Secretary can easily oversee HHS. That oversight and that overseeing is a key to balancing the budget with all the efficiencies that can be made from reforming Washington. And they will make it to where US Americans can all have the maps, too. Don’t underestimate God’s mavericks.
Comment by Andrew the Noisy on 9/15 @ 8:24 pm #
So what have we learned?
Retarded kids require more care.
Nishi is still about two weeks behind the rest of the news, still whirling about Bristol Palin like a dervish (a hip Sufi dervish who has no mom).
thor is still boring.
Good night Chet.
Comment by Richard Bennett on 9/15 @ 8:25 pm #
Medea’s real name is Susie, and she’s funded by her Republican daddy. Old news.
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 8:25 pm #
oh. Billy Joel is sort of a phase-through one, where you should appreciate him but you don’t ever have to go back. It’s not like he’s Duran Duran or anything.
Comment by JHoward on 9/15 @ 8:26 pm #
Sounds like Midnite at the O!asis, Dan. Send your camel to bed.
Comment by Pablo on 9/15 @ 8:26 pm #
Today I am the champion
And I may have won your hearts
But I know the game
And you’ll forget my name
I won’t be here in another year
If I don’t stay on the charts.* *
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:27 pm #
Bob Barr used to be a Good Christian, he was a True Believer for a long time. That is why many of us aren’t totally convinced by his sudden transformation.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 8:28 pm #
With 42 virgins to tend him
They all send him
Strapping on that bomb
Comment by happyfeet on 9/15 @ 8:29 pm #
He’s like the Eagles I think. They were great but after I walked in and found my little brother listening to Desperado after he broke up with the one girl in high school he really loved and he had that dopey grievey faraway look I got over The Eagles cause I never wanted to be that guy.
Comment by Pablo on 9/15 @ 8:29 pm #
No Dick, I just like watching you stick your foot in your mouth. Which is nice, because you’re a treasure trove of such entertainment. So tell me, father’s rights guy, have you ever heard of a guy by the mane of Todd Palin?
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:29 pm #
Retarded kids require more care.
And apparently the medical staff at the governor’s office in Anchorage is far superior to the White House. I never would have guessed.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:30 pm #
I never liked Billy Joel after I found out what a shit hole Allentown is. Lying bastard.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 8:30 pm #
But they won’t stay here for another beer
If I don’t post something smart
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:34 pm #
After we played NYC one night we decided to head west, try to get some miles in and find a cheap place to stay. Decided to dog it off about 3am in Allentown, could only find one motel. Our road manager goes in and rings the bell, an old dude comes out of the back and tells us they don’t rent rooms that late, they are closed.
Whoever heard of a fucking motel being closed? We drove to the next rest area and slept in the van. Fuck Allentown, and fuck Billy Joel.
Comment by Dan Collins on 9/15 @ 8:36 pm #
nishizono, why don’t you come to your senses
We’re all sick of offenses
You mean to put on
You are a dumb one
There is no reason behind you
You better meet somebody like you
Make somebody find you
You better meet somebody like you
You terrible fake
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/15 @ 8:41 pm #
He was warning you, BMoe.
Well we’re living here in Allentown
And they’re closing all the factories down
I mean, shit, man. What did you expect?
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 8:42 pm #
B. Moe-
Maybe the old guy was tired or just an asshole. Shouldn’t condemn an entire town for that. One of the nicest towns I have ever visited was Las Alamos. Absolutely beautiful little town. Town plan by the physicists and other brainiacs was as good as I’ve seen. Go figure.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 8:45 pm #
Shhhh! Cowboys got the ball.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 8:47 pm #
Never been to Los Alamos. I spent a week in Portales one day.
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 8:49 pm #
Thor-
If your’e a Cowboys fan I hereby denounce every bad thought or written condemnation I have had about you, at least until they start letting me down. Hook ‘em.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 8:50 pm #
Kimbo Slice ain’t right
not that Lisa
is actually him
Comment by N. O'Brain on 9/15 @ 8:51 pm #
Cowboys are loooooosing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Comment by Tony LaVanway on 9/15 @ 8:52 pm #
“The party of Niggers.”
Dre,not cool.
I don’t think you intended to be malicious
But dude.
Tony
South Haven,MI
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 8:56 pm #
Gerbil Mountain High, Colorado..
Scoreboard, itch.
Comment by Tony LaVanway on 9/15 @ 8:56 pm #
Damn i just did it.
Wish somebody would throw a Flag
with a ten yard penalty.
Im Sorry, im a bonehead.
Tony
South Haven,MI
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 9:05 pm #
““The party of Niggers.—
“Dre,not cool.”
“I don’t think you intended to be malicious
But dude.”
Real classy dre. Typical of the left. Don’t have the fortitude to argue their own position, have to pretend anothers.
Comment by Ric Locke on 9/15 @ 9:09 pm #
#208 B Moe — it seems to be a custom in that general area.
One of the two flights from Orchard Field to Albany gets in around 9:00 PM. I arrived, got in the car, and drove across the Berks into western Mass, arrived at the motel a little after eleven. Locked door, no bell, pounding and yelling got no response. Eventually, around one AM I found a place across the line in Vermont that still had the lights on.
It’s the only night I ever spent in Vermont. I did get the guaranteed-reservation charge back from the motel in Massachusetts, though.
I actually like that area, at least in the summer. Don’t ask me to go farther east unless you’re prepared to pay, though.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 9:17 pm #
174 Nishinazi
i think HockeyMom put Bristol right out there Darleen.
they used her.
No, you drippin’s from Mengele’s trashcan. It’s called, you want me to be ashamed of my kid and lock her in the attic so you can feel superior, it’s call in your face, prigs … it’s called my morality is not hostage to your actions.
Comment by Darleen on 9/15 @ 9:20 pm #
#185 PC
Did anyone see Gianna Jessen
Missed it, but don’t you know, she doesn’t exist? Big brave feminist Congresscritters long ago walked out and refused to listen to her testimony…said she was a “stunt.”
Democrat moral morons putting party before humans.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 9:24 pm #
What would you care about humans, Nurse Shiny Penny.
Comment by Rick Smith on 9/15 @ 9:26 pm #
Ric-
Spent two weeks driving around New England with my wife and three year old son awhile back.. Didn’t have a reservation after the the first night in Boston. Did Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and a ill thought side trip to Quebec City. Can honestly say that it was one of the most enjoyable trips I have taken. Good people, good scenery(it was October), and would do it again anytime. Totally surprised me. My retelling of our trip has probably sent a dozen friends on the same vacation. They ought to hire me at the NE Chamber of Commerce.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/15 @ 9:40 pm #
Phew, that was a big score late. Now I gotta hope the freaking D can figure out in a hurry how to play this game. Crap.
Comment by Tony LaVanway on 9/15 @ 9:44 pm #
Rick Smith is thor,right?
heh,and i just fell for it.
Nicely played,[golf clap] nicely played,sir.
Tony
South Haven,MI
Comment by mishu on 9/15 @ 9:59 pm #
But never fear, Jesus will do a miracle and the baby will be healed, Lord willing and the creek don’t rise. Happens every day.
O!’s going to stop the OCEANS from rising. Get your shit straightened out.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 10:08 pm #
How ’bout them Cowboys!!!!
How ’bout todays Palinomics meltdown, Darleen? You like’n them moose-dumb-bushonomical layoffs and McCainoruptcies?
I bet those white colloreds get their health care insurance tazed. Zazzzzz!
Hey, no one rides for free! Yeah!
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 10:13 pm #
Is it true Jerry Jones new stadium gonna have a cardboard field, thor?
Because the Cowboy’s always look better on paper.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/15 @ 10:16 pm #
You are so right there B Moe, year after year after year after year after year, oh, except for those years when they get in or win the SuperBowl, which, hmmmm, les’see here, that’s eight appearances and five victories, so, like you said, much better on paper.
Comment by thor on 9/15 @ 10:21 pm #
Good one. It is only week 3, granted. How about Jessica’s tut-tuts! All season long!
Comment by Mark A. Flacy on 9/15 @ 10:29 pm #
Bennett-asshole, I thought the Schiavo decision was a fucked up piece of shit.
If it turned out that we could start performing executions by placing the prisoner in question in a deep well and forget to give them food and water (but provide some Vaseline for the lips) until they died, then maybe it would have been worth it. After all, I had people tell me in all earnestness that dying in such a way would lead to a euphoric feeling prior to actually dying.
Comment by B Moe on 9/15 @ 10:31 pm #
Sdferr, I am a life long Steelers fan, you are the guys I most love to hate.
Who gonna get that sixth ring first?
Comment by The Way Lost Dog on 9/15 @ 10:58 pm #
I know I swore to ignore you, but, thor, I need to point out to you, that if you want to make a point in America, you musr at least comment in decipherable English (or Spanish, if you wish to address the people who have cut my wages in half in the last ten years).
You should be porking nishi, because I think you8 two could actually understand what each other is saying. Because nobody else can.
I love to feel your incoherent hatred! There is nothing better in this world than a Marxist who is full of hate and can’t figure out how to make any sense. My favorite is when you go back to second grade and try to dump on people by citing body functions. Inspired prose, my man!
Yup. Sarah Palin is an asshole and you’re not!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can’t help but compare you to a hemmorhoid. Because your nonseneical comments just make most of us scratch our heads and say: “What the fuck is up with this incoherent idiot? Did he forget his Preparation H handy wipes?”
I think it’s absolutely wonderful that your comments make no sense at all, and make most of us think that you are an out of control alcoholic.
Cheers!, buddy!
Another shooter will make it even better!
Thanks for the laughs and for the insight into a progg’s mind.
That’s some scary shit. Ya Know?
Comment by The Way Lost Dog on 9/15 @ 11:08 pm #
HF,
I think you nailed it here.
O! is like one of those porn queens who are pulling their labia apart as hard as they can for the camera. There is no reality (because it would probably make you gag if some woman actually did that to you), but they are really just empty vessels that you can pour your fantasies into.
But, as we get older, we start to realize that women like that are fatal. Fatal pussy, so to speak.
And that is what O! really is. A fatal pussy.
Comment by SteveG on 9/15 @ 11:19 pm #
OK
But then who is the poison load?
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/15 @ 11:27 pm #
“Comment by SteveG on 9/15 @ 4:41 pm #
Another IQ warrior
http://www.showbizspy.com/showbiz/09142008/Lindsay-Lohan-Lashes-Out-at-Sarah-Palin
nice photo at the link… it’s not the years, it’s the mileage”
SteveG,
This is truly hilarious! An emotionally stunted child who can’t even drive her own car without hitting something or getting arrested is telling us that Sarah Palin is not cool!
“Listen to me, Goddammit! I am Lindsay “totally, absolutely emotionally fucked” Lohan!, and I KNOW!”
Goddammit! You fucking morons! LISTEN TO ME! I CAN PARROT PAM FAKE-A-TITS’ WORDS!
Goddammit!!!!!! Goddammit!!!! Goddammit!!!
“ I fuckin’ KNOW!
Goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/15 @ 11:48 pm #
Hi, Sarah.
Comment by SarahW on 9/15 @ 6:15 pm # taco nite!
taco nite?
Har har.
Do you have any idea that I am biting my tongue so hard that it is bleeding? I just can’t bring myself to say it, even here….
But I will say that I had a pretty cool weekend, and that probably has something to do with the unmentionable that is trying to burst forth through my keyboard….
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/15 @ 11:58 pm #
“Comment by N. O’Brain on 9/15 @ 7:12 pm #
nishi, you’re a stupid quent.
I can’t remember the name of the movie, but it was a Roney Dangerfield movie where some guy said “Your wife has a nice Klempt” and Rodney sasid: “Not you, too?”
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/16 @ 12:00 am #
I hate this, but I think I meant to say “Rodney”, not “Roney”
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/16 @ 12:13 am #
“Comment by guinsPen on 9/15 @ 8:05 pm #
Billy Joel sucks, and I can prove it.
No doubt.”
Maybe you can prove it. But you don’t really need to.
Anyone who would marry Christie Brinkley has to be insane.
Nice stuff, but the price tag has always been prominently displayed.
Oh. And if I ever have to listen to “Piano Man” again, I hope that someone will pitch in for my bail. It’s going to be way high….
Comment by The Lost Dog on 9/16 @ 12:20 am #
Yup. I think your right.
But the trouble with casual sex is that it costs a lot of money to always be armed with K-Y, and sometimes, your “partners” don’t have the brains to get in their car and leave when you are done.
I mean, sometimes, they don’t even have a car!
Now, that’s a bummer!
Etiquette is always important with zipless fucks.
Comment by maggie katzen on 9/16 @ 12:22 am #
years ago when he was on Inside the Actor’s Studio, someone asked him about Piano Man and he talked about how those were people he knew and blah, blah, blah, but then he also said something about how he had no idea why it was so popular because it’s pretty craptastic musically.
I tried to find a clip on youtube, but nothing came up. It was really entertaining.
Comment by ST on 9/16 @ 12:39 am #
HeY, Citizen Journalist: Clonazepam + Alcohol can lead to seizures.
FYI.
Comment by Lisa on 9/16 @ 6:52 am #
At least dre is honest about it.
Comment by Lisa on 9/16 @ 6:57 am #
Sometimes it is much more refreshing when people just get to the point, rather than trying to convince you that you are a nigger by some bogus set of statistics or some spurious question about “why we all do ______ all of the time like bunch of dummies”. Just drop the n-bomb and get it out of your system.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 9/16 @ 6:59 am #
I haven’t dropped the n-bomb for over a couple of decades, Lisa. Sorry, I’m not going to resume now, just because you want the pleasure that flash of outrage brings you.
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Comment by Sdferr on 9/16 @ 7:43 am #
I dunno who vis Stillers vs Cowpokes gets the sixth ring first. I’m not expecting a trip to the Bowl this year for the Pokes, that I do know. They are too skkeevy with the stupid shit, penalties, bone-headedness, all-around “do the wrong thing at the wrong time” sort of feel to me (and the O. Line seems a might too shaky for my tastes). I do like the hell out of Felix Jones though. He looks to be a great pick.
What have the Stillers got going on this year? Sum’pin? Nut’in? (I see they meet on Sun. Dec. 7, Pearl Harbor Day! Who plays the nips and who the yanks?)
Comment by Rusty on 9/16 @ 7:46 am #
#100
No I haven’t , Mike, but it sounds like something to do. I’ll check it out. I do remember, when I went to school in Superior Wisconsin, they would take the old single hull ore freighters and simply run them aground on the beach in the winter. Surround them with logs and leave them there til spring.
#99
OB
If they are in a line it’s probably because that is where a log or limb of a tree they like rotted. you can see this most often in the spring with giant puff balls. giant puffballs are good to eat when fresh. I don’t know about the stuff on lawns though.
Comment by B Moe on 9/16 @ 7:49 am #
What have the Stillers got going on this year?
Too early to tell, from what little I have seen. If everyone stays healthy, and they get on a roll they could be a factor, but that is a big if.
Comment by Sdferr on 9/16 @ 7:54 am #
Home game may mean the Cowboys get to be the invading horde of Zeros!
Comment by Rob Crawford on 9/16 @ 10:00 am #
Meaning what?
Seriously, Lisa, if you think everyone here is racist, just say it. Stop misinterpreting our words, making up thoughts and opinions, and just come out and say it.
Comment by Jeff G. on 9/16 @ 11:01 am #
Or it can lead to conversations with ghosts. Tomato/tom-ah-to.
Comment by thor on 9/16 @ 1:01 pm #
Seriously, why don’t you save Lisa the effort and come out and say whether you’re a racist and give us the whys and whatfores.
Does Lisa have to do everything? Her ancestors already plowed and picked the cotton for your lazy ass!
Comment by Mikey NTH on 9/16 @ 3:39 pm #
#240 TLD:
The movie is Back to School. IIRC, the guest said, “Mr. Mellon, we were just admiring your wife’s Klempt.” “Oh, you too?”
Comment by Slartibartfast on 9/16 @ 3:42 pm #
I think she did, already. Either that or we’re not “people”, to her.
Comment by Rusty on 9/16 @ 4:24 pm #
#166
You’re a special fool.