August 5, 2008
Bullet Bras Make a Comeback [Dan Collins]

Scratch that. Bulletproof bras make a . . . come. (h/t Hot Air Headlines)

It lifts and deflects!

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  1. Comment by thor on 8/5 @ 10:02 am #

    Shooting a tit is like shooting Winnie the Pooh. Nobody would do that.

  2. Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 10:04 am #

    Oh, but wouldn’t they? What if he tried protecting Piglet?

  3. Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 10:05 am #

    Disappoinment. They are just ordinary sports-bras made mandatory for police duty to go beneath a bullet vest. hotlinked photo

  4. Comment by BJTexs on 8/5 @ 10:08 am #

    Dan, Betty Page is on the phone. She has a warehouse full, ya know.

  5. Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 10:11 am #

    Nonsense, Sarah. Don’t you recognize mithril when you see it?

  6. Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 10:14 am #

    Didn’t Austin Powers have a scene with hotties wearing bullet bras?

  7. Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 10:35 am #

    I need something to wear with my laser-spanx. Dang German engineering, isn’t what it once was.

  8. Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 10:40 am #

    SarahW – The lasers go on the sharks heads.

  9. Comment by The Lost Dog on 8/5 @ 10:59 am #

    I have been working very long hours trying to develop a nipple gun as an accessory to this bra. I think buzzed women in bars will make me rich.

    Imagine some bozo comes up and is starting to drive you crazy. You say: “Hey! Wanna suck my nipple?” And then – BANG (or maybe a small “pop” if you have the silencer)! Right in his eye if you have good hand/eye coordination. Problem solved. For yourself and many other grateful women.

    I’m glad nobody thought of this when I was young, though.

  10. Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 11:17 am #

    Laser spanx, and all that implies….

  11. Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 11:21 am #

    TLD’s just trying to get laid.

  12. Comment by kelly on 8/5 @ 2:18 pm #

    Huh. I thought the problem of stopping bullets with boobies was solved already. With silicone.

  13. Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 2:25 pm #

    This thread is not getting enough attention. Imagine Denise Richards with bullet spewing breastesses.

  14. Comment by kelly on 8/5 @ 3:11 pm #

    Wild Things!

  15. Comment by rodgerwhite on 8/5 @ 5:44 pm #

    Very cool… maybe I’ll get my wife a pair for christmas… don’t wanna take any risks…

  16. Trackback by Asprin and tylenol interaction. on 11/4 @ 10:04 pm #

    Pictures of different kinds of tylenol….

    Tylenol and alcohol….

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