Scratch that. Bulletproof bras make a . . . come. (h/t Hot Air Headlines)
It lifts and deflects!
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August 5, 2008
Bullet Bras Make a Comeback [Dan Collins]
Scratch that. Bulletproof bras make a . . . come. (h/t Hot Air Headlines) It lifts and deflects! 16 Comments ::: Post a comment »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI: http://proteinwisdom.com/wp-trackback.php?p=13107 Leave a commentIf you want to leave a feedback to this post or to some other user´s comment, simply fill out the form below. |
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Comment by thor on 8/5 @ 10:02 am #
Shooting a tit is like shooting Winnie the Pooh. Nobody would do that.
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 10:04 am #
Oh, but wouldn’t they? What if he tried protecting Piglet?
Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 10:05 am #
Disappoinment. They are just ordinary sports-bras made mandatory for police duty to go beneath a bullet vest. hotlinked photo
Comment by BJTexs on 8/5 @ 10:08 am #
Dan, Betty Page is on the phone. She has a warehouse full, ya know.
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 10:11 am #
Nonsense, Sarah. Don’t you recognize mithril when you see it?
Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 10:14 am #
Didn’t Austin Powers have a scene with hotties wearing bullet bras?
Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 10:35 am #
I need something to wear with my laser-spanx. Dang German engineering, isn’t what it once was.
Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 10:40 am #
SarahW – The lasers go on the sharks heads.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 8/5 @ 10:59 am #
I have been working very long hours trying to develop a nipple gun as an accessory to this bra. I think buzzed women in bars will make me rich.
Imagine some bozo comes up and is starting to drive you crazy. You say: “Hey! Wanna suck my nipple?” And then – BANG (or maybe a small “pop” if you have the silencer)! Right in his eye if you have good hand/eye coordination. Problem solved. For yourself and many other grateful women.
I’m glad nobody thought of this when I was young, though.
Comment by SarahW on 8/5 @ 11:17 am #
Laser spanx, and all that implies….
Comment by Dan Collins on 8/5 @ 11:21 am #
TLD’s just trying to get laid.
Comment by kelly on 8/5 @ 2:18 pm #
Huh. I thought the problem of stopping bullets with boobies was solved already. With silicone.
Comment by JD on 8/5 @ 2:25 pm #
This thread is not getting enough attention. Imagine Denise Richards with bullet spewing breastesses.
Comment by kelly on 8/5 @ 3:11 pm #
Wild Things!
Comment by rodgerwhite on 8/5 @ 5:44 pm #
Very cool… maybe I’ll get my wife a pair for christmas… don’t wanna take any risks…
Trackback by Asprin and tylenol interaction. on 11/4 @ 10:04 pm #
Pictures of different kinds of tylenol….
Tylenol and alcohol….