July 22, 2008
The Dark Knight of the Soul [Dan Collins]

O, most baleful Christian!

Batman star Christian Bale was arrested Tuesday over allegations of assaulting his mother and sister, police and British media said.

British media had reported that Bale’s mother and sister complained they were assaulted by the 34-year-old actor at the Dorchester Hotel in London on Sunday night, a day before the European premiere of his latest film, “The Dark Knight.”

Probably jealous of Heath Ledger.

UPDATE: Per Karl, it might have been a *gathp* verbal assault. He must have used unreasonable force.

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  1. Comment by happyfeet on 7/22 @ 1:09 pm #

    They must have made him really mad I guess.

  2. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:10 pm #

    There are reports circulating that Christian Bale was arrested for verbal assault, and one of Bale’s reps is echoing that.

  3. Comment by Dan Collins on 7/22 @ 1:13 pm #

    Sticks and stones may break my bones.
    Words, too.

  4. Comment by happyfeet on 7/22 @ 1:13 pm #

    Oh. I’m never going to England I don’t think. It just seems wise to give that wacky little island a wide berth. Also it’s expensive and they have all that faggy royalty.

  5. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:13 pm #

    It could be that Bale spoke to them in his scary, Batman-as-Cookie-Monster voice.

  6. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:16 pm #

    OTOH, had he used them to do the pencil trick, he shouldn’t have even be out on bail.

  7. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:17 pm #

    Dan, the last link is not so linky.

  8. Comment by kelly on 7/22 @ 1:17 pm #

    American Psycho.

  9. Comment by happyfeet on 7/22 @ 1:19 pm #

    That’s a beautiful song by Loreena McKennitt, that title. Except she spells night different. She didn’t write it though. St. John of the Cross did. No idea.

  10. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:20 pm #

    Plus, when I saw the story, I momentarily thought, “He clocked Gloria Steinem?” But she’s only his wicked step-mother.

  11. Comment by Karl on 7/22 @ 1:22 pm #

    Much better, Dan. Feel free to delete this and #7. Or not.

  12. Comment by Dan Collins on 7/22 @ 1:33 pm #

    I’m done for a while, BTW.

  13. Comment by Carin on 7/22 @ 1:46 pm #

    My Dark Knight certainly could have done NO SUCH THING.

  14. Comment by baldilocks on 7/22 @ 1:52 pm #

    What’s the world coming to when you can’t tell your family to f- off once in a while?

  15. Comment by Frank G on 7/22 @ 1:55 pm #

    Britain is no longer great

  16. Comment by BJTex on 7/22 @ 2:13 pm #

    Carin: Were you fanning yourself as you wrote that comment? :-)

  17. Comment by Log Cabin on 7/22 @ 2:16 pm #

    Thank you, General Washington, for seeing to it that we can tell the Brits to kindly fuck off with their silly speech laws.

    Why do I get the feeling that these verbal assault laws and their bastard offspring, ‘hate speech’, are only applied selectively in Britain? I’ll bet calling male christian heterosexuals hateful names is completely acceptable.

  18. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/22 @ 4:45 pm #

    What’s the world coming to when you can’t tell your family to f- off once in a while?

    Indeed. I’d be doing multiple life terms.

  19. Comment by MayBee on 7/22 @ 5:24 pm #

    My guess is mama Bale is a bit like Marshal Mathers’s mom. She just needs a little attention, and possibly $$$.

  20. Comment by thor on 7/23 @ 1:54 am #

    Patrick Bateman’s mom got off easy. Just think if Huey Lewis and the News would have been pumping through his earbuds.

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