…’and that they could, um, keep Jerusalem as their capital, undivided?’
Barack Obama, son of Emily Latilla.
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July 15, 2008
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Comment by Urainium238 on 7/15 @ 7:39 am #
“….the Palestinians say all they want is even-handedness.”
So they train both left, and right, handed suicide bombers.
Comment by Mr. Pink on 7/15 @ 7:44 am #
So does this mean John Steward will start making jokes about Obama?
Comment by alppuccino on 7/15 @ 8:04 am #
Little known fact:
When George Washington was a boy, he got a new hatchet and was eager to try it out. He went to the prized cherry tree and began whacking. (the tree that is)
When his father discovered the cherry tree’s absence, he asked George, “George, what happened to the prized cherry tree?” To which George replied, “Father, I cannot tell a lie. I chopped down the cherry tree.” To which his father replied, “Then you shall have 10 lashes boy.” To which George replied, “Perhaps I was inartful in my truth-telling. What I meant to say was that my friend Benedict told me that it was not a cherry tree and it would be a good tree to practice with my new ax. So I chopped it down thinking it was not the prized cherry tree. So in effect, I did not chop down the cherry tree. I’m reshuffling my friends at this time.”
Comment by Smarty on 7/15 @ 8:12 am #
There should be a show of hands for any Jew dumb enough to have let his first statements sway them. Then everyone who doesn’t have their hands in the air can look and see the fools that would help shovel the rest of the Jews into ovens. Yes, Obama-supporting Jews are that stupid, that sick, that demented, IMHO.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/15 @ 8:13 am #
What I meant to say was that my friend Benedict told me that it was not a cherry tree
Clearly this was not the Benedict I thought I knew.
Comment by BJTex on 7/15 @ 8:17 am #
This has been “Tales of the Inartful Comments,” brought to you by The McLaughlin Group. Featuring alpuccino Taletaler Mouthpiece.”
“Next week: Brer Rabbit, the briarpatch and low income housing.”
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/15 @ 8:18 am #
History shows again and again
How lib’rals distort the comments of men:
Latilla!
Comment by TheGeezer on 7/15 @ 9:27 am #
Cherry tree! Are we gonna get pie?
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 7/15 @ 9:34 am #
Moronic progs “hate” Bush and say he’s stupid, because he says things like “nuculer”, but O! is allegedly brilliant yet he can’t seem to articulate his thoughts too well? These gaffes are far too common for a lightworker.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 7/15 @ 9:47 am #
An odd thought came to me the other day: Bush doesn’t do prepared speeches very well, but seems to handle himself well when off-the-cuff and/or speaking from the heart. Obama does quite well with prepared speeches, but so poorly at impromptu speaking that his campaign has been working hard to make sure he doesn’t need to.
It’s a rather stark contrast, and made all the starker by the assessments some people have made of their respective intelligence. The supposed dimwit doesn’t read the teleprompter well, while the supposedly brilliant man can’t speak his own thoughts well.
Comment by McGehee on 7/15 @ 10:16 am #
Apparently where O! is concerned, “worker” rhymes with “wait.”
Comment by bergerbilder on 7/15 @ 11:13 am #
These gaffes are far too common for a lightworker.
I’m still waiting to see a certified copy of his Lightworkers Union card, with the image of the official seal of the State of Ineptitude coming through from the back side.
Comment by JD on 7/15 @ 11:19 am #
“Next week: Brer Rabbit, the briarpatch and low income housing.â€Â
BJ is a racist for bringing up the Tar Baby.
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/15 @ 12:12 pm #
- Wait DJ….We must consider the nuances here….I think what BJ was doing was projecting the spirit of “tar babyism”, without actually resorting to the use of a potentially derogatory term, since intentionalism can be misinterpreted by certain groups in a way designed to cause hermeneutic chaos and indemnify the reader from any sort of profligate inferences of self-racism. Its a matter of intentioned, versus intended, manifest persuasion, overriding the authors own perceptions of his originally intended signing….
- Or something….
- ?
- I tell you what. Lets all just self Uber-denounce from orbit….its the only way to be sure….
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/15 @ 12:16 pm #
- Make that DJ….I must have been having a lyxdexic tommen there…..damn….moment….moment….
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/15 @ 12:18 pm #
- Ok….DJ….took care of it….I just reversed the D and J keys….Jij it work?
Comment by JD on 7/15 @ 12:21 pm #
Too funny. Was that jifficult?
Comment by BJTex on 7/15 @ 12:23 pm #
Um, yea, uh, that’s it! What BHH said.
SATIRE IS MY MUSE AND I AM IT’S SLAVE!!!!!
oh, crap… back to the humor page.
JD: Did you ever work as a DJ? Now don’t jeny it!
Comment by psycho... on 7/15 @ 12:26 pm #
Bush does strike me as marginally more intelligent than Obama, but that isn’t why, because that’s not about intelligence, but personality and psychology.
Bush has thought about stuff and has thoughts about stuff, however simple, and if you ask him something, he answers you, however simply. His recent response to a reporter who asked “Why haven’t you asked people to stop driving and lower their thermostats?” is a perfect example. His answer was simple and dismissive, because based on a simple and obvious principle he doesn’t think needs to be voiced. He deals with people — even those, like the press, whose favor he theoretically should seek — transparently. He expects that from others, and sometimes gets suckered. Cretins call this stupidity, but that’s not what it is.
Obama, a fantastic cretin, has no arrived-at thoughts of his own, but he’s been good at choosing which other people’s thoughts he should regurgitate to satisfy them — to enlist them to his own ends. His dumb-guy hesitations are those moments of decision: Whose voice? Uh, this one? No, this one. Right. Ahem. Go. Then he goes, and a thus-satisfied audience forgets those hesitations — they’ve been spoken to in their own voice, in which they can hear no flaw — and applauds itself in the form the speaker with whom it then identifies, and under whose identity it will then march.
Problem: His audience now, in his first venture outside the various (but unvarying) hive-minds and hothouses he’s operated in, up through the D primaries where he took his lead, is too diverse for him to satisfy, too complex — and, yes, foreign — for him to understand. He doesn’t know what to pretend to think, what voice to put on, to put them all under his sway. So — flip-flops, emptier empty slogans, mixed signals, confusion, gaffes, a long (and forgotten) string of losses to Hillary, etc.
Bush doesn’t have that problem, because he’s more widely cultured and less narrowly sociopathic.
(Too long again. Sorry. I’m waiting for someone late.)
Comment by JD on 7/15 @ 12:27 pm #
I never worked as a DJ, but am considering pursuing my JD at night.
Comment by JD on 7/15 @ 12:29 pm #
psycho – Not too long. No such thing. Spot on.
Comment by Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) on 7/15 @ 1:09 pm #
Obama: “So I just want to say that I think Jerusalem should remain divided….”
Reporter: “Senator…just yesterday you said that Jerusalem should be undivided…which is it?
Obama: (sotto whisper to his left) “psssttt….Axel…hey….which the hell group are we in front of again for todays speech?”
Muffled voice: “….Ummm….lets see…Oh….the Brandenburg gate….in Germany…..”
Obama: “Oh……Ohhhhhh….Well then we should divide a part of Jerusalem and cede it to Berlin for WWII reparations….”
Muffled voice: “…No, wait….ummm….make that Israel…..We’ll be in Israel today…sorry….”
Obama: (angry sotto whisper) “Damn Sam….you guys are killing me here…..”
Reporter: “Well Senator?”
Obama: “Ok, ok, and let me be clear about this….Everyone knows theres no al Qeada in Israel….So lets just leave Jerusalem alone, Ok….”