A conundrum to make leftist heads explode:
A Jefferson County Jail inmate has quite a tale to tell about how he got there. The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush when sheriff’s deputies shot him with a stun gun after he ignored their commands.
Sad news: Silvermimmel split
Comment by jon on 7/14 @ 7:53 pm #
“The police said the man appeared to be intoxicated.” Couldn’t be Bush, but Jesus was known to drink wine at times.
Comment by psycho... on 7/14 @ 8:11 pm #
“SHIT AND GARFLEBLOG MARBLEFUCK, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“Whaâ€â€?”
ZZZNT!
“But‗
ZZZNT!
“But my pants‗
ZZZNT!
“Okay! Jesus! I’m‗
ZZZNT!
“Christ! I feel like George Bush.”
Comment by mojo on 7/14 @ 8:17 pm #
Oh, I doubt it was Prospero. Just some nut.
Comment by mojo on 7/14 @ 8:18 pm #
Maybe he was fucking Matt Damon, d’ya ever think of that?
Comment by Murf on 7/14 @ 9:00 pm #
Weak, Dan.
There’s no cover to prove it’s not Jeff G.
You should provide that in every post like this. Y’know, since Jeff keeps obliquely begging for cash and threatening to quit blogging. Neither of which stop for any “graceful” amount of time.
Comment by serr8d on 7/14 @ 9:23 pm #
Murf, are you an anal pore, or is my perception just clouded by your blinding intellection?
Comment by ccs on 7/15 @ 5:59 am #
You know, my dad’s cows mysteriously disappeared about 2 months ago. He said it was because he was retiring. I wonder if he’s just embarrased about the truth?
Comment by ahem on 7/15 @ 6:30 am #
Was cleaning fluid involved?
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 7/15 @ 7:17 am #
He would have gotten away with it if he had claimed to be Jesus Christ and Barak Obama.
See, that’s weak. I mean, I didn’t even try.
Comment by mojo on 7/15 @ 11:10 am #
Alien cows? Man, that’s just weird, y’know?