(a Serr8d joint)
Speaking of heavenly bodies and facial scars (consult Karl’s comments below):
Why is Mars two-faced? Scientists say fresh evidence supports the theory that a monster impact punched the red planet, leaving behind perhaps the largest gash on any heavenly body in the solar system.
Heh. And I would have thought it would be, y’know, Venus. Or Uranus, if you’re Brazilian.
Comment by Ouroboros on 6/25 @ 12:43 pm #
A liberal, Hollywood, non-American “artiste” politicking for O! …. Shocking..
but OT.. cant Dr 90210 fix that lupus scar on his face? If he’s rich enough to afford Heidi Klum you’d think he’d cut loose with a few bucks for facial reconstruction.. Jus sayin..
Comment by Karl on 6/25 @ 12:59 pm #
At least the new one is slightly less pretentious than the old one.
And if you’ve bagged Heidi Klum, why spend money on surgery?
Comment by Karl on 6/25 @ 1:00 pm #
Incidentally, I don’t think it’s a question of Seal “affording” Klum — she said it was love at first sight of him in bicycle shorts.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 6/25 @ 1:04 pm #
Jeebus. Seal!
uhr! uhr! uhr! uhr! uhr! clap, clap, clap!
Comment by mojo on 6/25 @ 1:09 pm #
“Looks like you blew a seal.”
“IT’S JUST ICE CREAM!”
Comment by Jim in KC on 6/25 @ 1:17 pm #
I thought the podium seal was a pretty clever move, actually. Although the latin–or faux latin, as the case may be, I’m no expert–phrase would have looked more at home if he was George Jones.
Comment by Ouroboros on 6/25 @ 1:29 pm #
“…she said it was love at first sight of him in bicycle shorts.”
If the Proggs were truly for Equality, Fairness and Hopiness they’d totally be supporting whatever medical stem-cell research it takes to compensate for Nature’s inequity and give all of us a chance to catch Heidi Klum’s eye by wearing bicycle shorts.. and not to make her giggle and point either…
Comment by twolaneflash on 6/25 @ 1:30 pm #
The evil eyes staring at you from behind the eagle’s shoulders are beyond creepy. Obama is revealing this to be a horror show.
Comment by Ouroboros on 6/25 @ 1:34 pm #
“…if you’ve bagged Heidi Klum, why spend money on surgery?”
Yea, you have a point… His scarred face kind of stands as testament to the shear hypnotic power of his equipment ..
Comment by Thomass on 6/25 @ 2:48 pm #
Shouldn’t progressives and blue eagles together pay some price for being not really appropriate? Like southerners talking about state’s rights?
Comment by Radish on 6/25 @ 3:25 pm #
“Looks like you blew a seal.â€Â
Just fix the damn thing and leave my private live out of it, OK, pal?
Comment by baldilocks on 6/25 @ 5:37 pm #
Yea, you have a point… His scarred face kind of stands as testament to the shear hypnotic power of his equipment ..
My boyfriend has a large scar on his face that he got from an incident that occurred when he was a toddler. However, it does add to his already very masculine air.
Then there’s that *other* thing.
Comment by ThomasD on 6/25 @ 8:40 pm #
Your boyfriend has a Grammy?
Comment by BuddyPC on 6/25 @ 9:27 pm #
13. Comment by ThomasD on 6/25 @ 8:40 pm #
Your boyfriend has a Grammy?
Play nice. He could no more disown his Grammy than BHO can.
Comment by maggie katzen on 6/25 @ 10:37 pm #
I was thinking Red Green.
Comment by Cowboy on 6/26 @ 7:30 am #
I stopped loving him today.
Must’ve been the white lightning.
Comment by baldilocks on 6/27 @ 2:43 pm #
Your boyfriend has a Grammy?
Well, he is black.
Oh I’m sorry. I thought you asked me something else.