He might be smoking, but it would be at a cafe, hunched over a New York Times, an Atlantic magazine, his MacBook and some organic fruit-flavored tea, listening to Bob Dylan’s “Blood on the Tracks†on his iPod.
Wait . . . they allow you to smoke at a cafe? What are you smoking?
Can’t wait till Senator Leahy starts organizing trips across the Mexican border to stock up on the cheap gas that Big Pharma Big Oil won’t let us have in the US.
Comment by bergerbilder on 6/25 @ 10:17 am #
“Obama is determined not to repeat what Kerry thinks was a big mistake: not having enough money to compete against the Republicans in 2004.”
More money would have prevented Kerry from making the remark about ignorant, uneducated soldiers?
Comment by Roboc on 6/25 @ 10:20 am #
Wait . . . they allow you to smoke at a cafe?
Only if you spontaneously combust!
Comment by CArin -BONC on 6/25 @ 10:24 am #
Obama or Die bitches!
Comment by steph on 6/25 @ 10:29 am #
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You’re an idiot, Ms Dowd.
Comment by Roboc on 6/25 @ 10:29 am #
Vote or Die
Comment by McGehee on 6/25 @ 10:31 am #
Clues ain’t cheap!
Comment by lee on 6/25 @ 10:34 am #
It sounds like Rove and Dowd are both projecting themselves on the blank screen that is Obama.
Par for the course.
Comment by lee on 6/25 @ 10:37 am #
Actually, that sounds more like W.
Sounds more like Bill Clinton to me. But then I don’t have the BDS.
Comment by Sean M. on 6/25 @ 10:48 am #
And thus, my friends, we get a sneak peek into Maureen Dowd’s mind during “shower head massager time.”
Sorry about that, but it had to be said.
Comment by bergerbilder on 6/25 @ 10:48 am #
Obama or die!
Who knew Diddy could speak German?
Comment by The Lost Dog on 6/25 @ 10:52 am #
“He might be smoking, but it would be at a cafe, hunched over a New York Times, an Atlantic magazine, his MacBook and some organic fruit-flavored tea, listening to Bob Dylan’s “Blood on the Tracks†on his iPod.”
This is truly funny. In this one sentence, Dowd decimates every point in her article. This makes Obama sound worse than the “country clubber”. That takes real talent, I tell you.
Dowd be a ass.
And when was that picture taken? 30 years ago?
Comment by mojo on 6/25 @ 11:07 am #
…hunched over a New York Times, an Atlantic magazine, his MacBook and some organic fruit-flavored tea, listening to Bob Dylan’s “Blood on the Tracks” on his iPod.
Oh, a pussy! I gotcha.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 6/25 @ 11:38 am #
I just gotta say it.
South Park is maybe a little off in the head, but it’s hilarious.
It amazes me that conservatives could ever even get a shot at comedy on TV.
And “Team America”? Still one of my favorite movies…
Comment by Salt Lick on 6/25 @ 11:41 am #
…the first African-American nominee… is not the seed but the flower of the civil rights movement.
“To be overcome by the fragrance of flowers is a delectable form of defeat.”
…Beverly Nichols
Comment by Cowboy on 6/25 @ 12:10 pm #
When was the last time he kicked back with a corncob pipe to watch professional wrestling?
This, folks, is what Ms. Dowd thinks of slack-jawed, mouth breathing types in flyover country.
I worked at a country club once, as a busboy. Dowd reminds me of the nouveau riche wife of a car dealer who drinks too many gin and tonics at lunch, gossips about everyone–but especially the old money members, and slaps your hand when you reach to remove the plate from her table because she’s “Not quite done, boy.”
Comment by Merovign on 6/25 @ 12:11 pm #
Creepy.
Comment by TheGeezer on 6/25 @ 12:18 pm #
and
Heh. So now desperate-and-dateless Dowd ploughs a new furrow for her liberal snarkmasters. Obama can speak truth to backwardness openly, dammit! Obama has the power to hypnotize gun-clinging god-botherers and NOT HIDE HIS INNATE SUPERIORITY!!! WE OF NEW YAWK KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!
OMG, I had a 1972 McGovern flashback there, for a second.
Comment by B Moe on 6/25 @ 1:26 pm #
He’s not Richie Rich … the one who got waved into Yale and Harvard and cushy business deals…
Nothing cushy about that $40k book deal, happens all the time I’ll bet.
Comment by thor on 6/25 @ 4:18 pm #
Dowd’s column is coherent and make some fair observations. I don’t say that often.
Comment by Dan Collins on 6/25 @ 4:24 pm #
Well, Richie Rich certainly wasn’t Kerry.
Comment by Alec Leamas on 6/25 @ 9:07 pm #
I suppose she is going to pretend that it isn’t Obama’s affect for which people don’t much care.
I don’t see him at a country club, but I could see him on the board of some Museum that features animal dung and open vagina shots all over the venerated religious icons of the simple peoples’ religion, or some other form of hot-poker-in-my-eye-provocation. I also see him not only ordering something weird at Starbucks, but correcting the Barista and making her make his “double foam nonfat Mocha Latte with an extra half shot and smidgen of Cinnamon” over again until she got it just so.
Also, he belonged to THAT Church. Don’t many reglur folk relate to that, I reckon.
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