June 8, 2008
Is Barack Obama your new bicycle? [Karl]

The famous website claims he is, but Barack Obama’s bicycle could use a little work.

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  1. Comment by Jeff G. on 6/8 @ 5:42 pm #

    Well, in Obama’s defense, the minute he looks back at the tire, it will re-inflate. If it knows what’s good for the country.

  2. Comment by Jeff G. on 6/8 @ 5:43 pm #

    And it isn’t, you know, racist.

  3. Comment by dre on 6/8 @ 5:51 pm #

    The dude has no training wheels!

  4. Comment by Salt Lick on 6/8 @ 5:59 pm #

    I guess Hillary would say a woman without Obama is like a fish without a bicycle.

  5. Comment by JD on 6/8 @ 6:28 pm #

    Y’all are just distracting Michelle from getting fresh fruit for the kids, and Baracky stopping the oceans from rising.

  6. Comment by Mikey NTH on 6/8 @ 6:35 pm #

    The last bike I had got stolen.

  7. Comment by TmjUtah on 6/8 @ 8:05 pm #

    That tire is flat on purpose. Baraky approached, and that nasty pneumatic tension was dissolved.

    There was wine and fishes, too. You have to look close.

  8. Comment by jmflynny on 6/8 @ 8:25 pm #

    With each and every click I felt a greater sense of gratitude for all that the ‘O’ has done for me; moving my sofa, changing my tire, leaving phone messages, …

    It’s just like having my very own, uh, um…robot.

  9. Comment by the bikes rear tire. on 6/8 @ 11:13 pm #

    Hey fuck y’all, sometimes a brother is heavy, aight?

  10. Comment by thor on 6/9 @ 4:33 am #

    Robots dreaming of electric sheep, that’s sort’a funny.

    A picture of Obama taking a day off and riding bikes with his family, which includes two young bike-riding kids, what the fuck is funny, odd, entertaining about that?

    Help me to understand because, no, I don’t get it at all. The “it” being why the fuck you care.

  11. Comment by Rob Crawford on 6/9 @ 5:36 am #

    His rear tire’s flat, thor.

    No doubt it’s the Secret Service’s fault…

  12. Comment by Salt Lick on 6/9 @ 6:03 am #

    Help me to understand because, no, I don’t get it at all. The “it” being why the fuck you care.

    Assuming you’re serious, thor, I think you might get “it” if you pictured George Bush riding with flat tires on one of his storied off-road bike rides. Or google for comments made by BDS sufferers when Dubya, or Democrat Govenor Mark Warner, had bike accidents. It’s called humor.

  13. Comment by BJTexs on 6/9 @ 6:49 am #

    thor has long ago traded in his Obama sense of humor for multiple orgasms.

    O! (noes)

  14. Comment by JD on 6/9 @ 6:50 am #

    The word “orgasm” has been replaced by O!gasm.

  15. Comment by bergerbilder on 6/9 @ 6:55 am #

    Where’s Big Bang Hunter when you really ned him? Prolly out pumping up someone totally unworthy.

  16. Comment by BJTexs on 6/9 @ 6:59 am #

    Obama’s New Campaign song!

  17. Comment by thor on 6/9 @ 7:10 am #

    His tire’s not flat, it only looks that way if you can’t deduce he’s pulling an attached whatever, dumbasses.

    I sort’a look forward to some here being more pathetic and tired than at this moment. I would find that somewhat oddly amusing, I guess.

  18. Comment by BJTexs on 6/9 @ 7:16 am #

    His tire’s not flat, it only looks that way if you can’t deduce he’s pulling an attached whatever, dumbasses.

    Could it be The Hope Shaft?™

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (yeah, bay-bee!)

  19. Comment by JD on 6/9 @ 7:17 am #

    This is not helping Michelle keep fresh fruit on the table FOR THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!11

  20. Comment by Rob Crawford on 6/9 @ 7:42 am #

    His tire’s not flat, it only looks that way if you can’t deduce he’s pulling an attached whatever

    The word you’re looking for is “chain”.

  21. Comment by Radish on 6/9 @ 8:19 am #

    Chain chain chain
    Chain of foo-oools

  22. Comment by JimK on 6/9 @ 8:21 am #

    About 30 pounds short of being fully inflated. Sorta like the man himself.

  23. Comment by Son of a Pig and a Monkey on 6/9 @ 9:43 am #

    Thor, you douche

    If he’s towing something, its not going to compress the rear tire on the bike. The trailer carries its own weight. But O sure does look like the ExtraTerrestrial on that bike. All he needs is a basket

  24. Comment by Father of Karl and Kobe on 6/9 @ 10:22 am #

    The picture, obviously, reveals something quite different than what you describe.

  25. Comment by ushie on 6/9 @ 10:45 am #

    Comment 24 is either zen or confusing.

  26. Comment by As a matter of fact, I DO get Huffy on 6/9 @ 2:42 pm #

    There are very, very few bicycles made in the USA. He’s on one. What in the goddamn hell are the chances of that happening in the real world? I want to see his bike license, a LOT more that I want to see Hill’s old hunting permit…

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