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May 28, 2008
New Testaments Torched Near Tel Aviv [Dan Collins]
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Comment by SarahW on 5/28 @ 7:43 am #
They forgot.
Comment by Smirky McChimp on 5/28 @ 7:51 am #
“I didn’t mean to have a burning” Best. Story. Ever.
Comment by JD on 5/28 @ 7:58 am #
Every time nishit mocks xians, there should be some kind of riot, with burning cars, government censorship, and fear of having ones head removed with a rusty scimtar.
Comment by BJTexs on 5/28 @ 8:05 am #
I’m offended and plan to vigorously barbeque some hamburgers until they are the consistancy of hockey pucks and serve them to my Jewish friends.
INDIGESTION TO THOSE WHO INSULT CHRISTIANITY!
Comment by alppuccino on 5/28 @ 8:08 am #
I’d have to know the version first.
Comment by Attila (Pillage Idiot) on 5/28 @ 9:01 am #
Schmucks. I’m annoyed we have these kinds of schmucks in our religion, but we gave English the word “schmuck” in the first place, so I guess it stands to reason.
Comment by Cowboy on 5/28 @ 9:29 am #
Thanks for the word “schmuck.” It is so appropriate and works well around kids.
Also “mensch.” I didn’t understand it until a Jewish friend explained to me that a “mensch” is the same thing as a “bubba.”
I said, “Thanks, you schmuck.”
Comment by BJTexs on 5/28 @ 9:33 am #
When I turned 22, a jewish friend’s mother made me a cake that said “Happy Birthday Smuck.”
I still get teary eyed…
Comment by alppuccino on 5/28 @ 9:40 am #
Growing up in my house, if your shirt was untucked and your hair mussed, you were in danger of being called a schlunkenfritz.
Comment by JD on 5/28 @ 9:44 am #
There is nothing that warms my cold heart like a good book burning.
Comment by DarthRove on 5/28 @ 10:22 am #
Rather a schluckenfritz than a sitzpinkler.
Comment by alppuccino on 5/28 @ 10:23 am #
You said something there brother.
Comment by Attila (Pillage Idiot) on 5/28 @ 10:29 am #
Cowboy and BJTexs, I was reading your responses while eating lunch, but food particles kept getting expelled onto the table. Thanks, you schmucks. And happy birthday, too.
Comment by BJTexs on 5/28 @ 10:35 am #
Here you go, Attila:
My dad was in the schmata, business.
I was one of two token shagetz’s in my freshman dorm floor.
I only dated one Jewish girl. All of the rest were shiksas!
Comment by Techie on 5/28 @ 1:46 pm #
Any culture/language that gives us the word “kerschnookered” is all right in my book.
Comment by dicentra on 5/28 @ 3:56 pm #
Do all Yiddish words start with “sch”? Makes them hard to tell apart, but then you wouldn’t have the “truth schmuth” type of structure, either.
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Comment by Lisa on 5/28 @ 7:37 pm #
Some old jewish lady called me a schvatza (apparently that is Yiddish for “what the hell are you staring at, you black bitch”). It made me laugh (I was stoned – and I was staring at her due to her exceptional, buzzardlike appearance).
Comment by Lisa on 5/28 @ 7:45 pm #
“Filing a complaint with the proper authorities” is the violent, Judeo/Christian version of rioting and blowing shit up.
It is devastating. I am not sure the people of Or-Yehuda will ever be able to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives.
Comment by JD on 5/28 @ 8:03 pm #
I like the yiddish word “yofi”. It is fun to say.
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 5/28 @ 9:53 pm #
I love the smell of New Testaments in the morning.
You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ Xtian body.
The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory.
Someday this war’s gonna end…
Comment by Patrick Carroll on 5/28 @ 9:55 pm #
The horror… the horror…
Etc.
Comment by CelticDragon on 5/29 @ 5:54 pm #
…never get out of the kibbutz, never get out of the kibbutz…
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