May 12, 2008
Suffragette Pity…(The Sanity Inspector)

Atheism is the new black.  Ginormous is the new humongous.  And Hillary is the new Eleanor Roosevelt, if not the new Victoria Claflin Woodhull.   This all has a rather self-pitying tone–look at what long odds our plucky heroine is up against!–which ill fits with her earlier tack of inevitability and competence right out of the box.

She could doubtless expand her appeal by invoking other strong women faced with tough situations:  Margaret Thatcher, for example.  Obama’s white grandmother, for another.  If she had the nerve to raise both of them in a single interview, I’d certainly give her a second look, if only to hear half the country go WHOOOAAHHHH!!

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  1. Comment by thor on 5/12 @ 9:46 pm #

    Ginormous is the new humongous.

    What, no pictures? Well, Mr. Inspector, you’re no Dan Collins! Dan loves posting vagi pics and I love Dan and love his pics because staring at vagi pics is the scariest fun evah!

  2. Comment by fletch on 5/13 @ 12:05 am #

    thor-

    You just couldn’t get past the “black” and the “ginormous” in the first six words of the post without providing us with an Obasm…

  3. Comment by Topsecretk9 on 5/13 @ 1:03 am #

    thor is a sissy bar in drag. And creepy.

  4. Comment by thor on 5/13 @ 1:22 am #

    I mention I like vagi pics and right away two ginormous pussies show themselves. Gotta love PW.

  5. Comment by donald on 5/13 @ 4:47 am #

    You ARE a vagi.

  6. Comment by thor on 5/13 @ 7:45 am #

    Aren’t YOU the deep one.

  7. Comment by The Lost Dog on 5/13 @ 8:53 am #

    “Comment by thor on 5/13 @ 7:45 am #

    Aren’t YOU the deep one.”

    No, thor. I think it’s obvious to just about everyone here that YOU are the deep “one”. But I think we might be looking at the opposite side of the ’tain’t.

  8. Comment by thor on 5/13 @ 9:05 am #

    I’m a rubber and you’re the goo, yada. Really now, didn’t your summer camp counselor explain that it’s all fun and games until a grasshopper gets put down the back of your shirt?

    Didn’t I make you sick to your pants yesterday? And you want more? You glutton!

  9. Comment by Cincinnatus on 5/13 @ 10:30 am #

    I will now use the words gigantic and enormous as often as I can. I won’t let two good english words be replaced by a horrible one.

  10. Comment by Ardsgaine on 5/13 @ 12:48 pm #

    How did I get to be black?

  11. Comment by RC on 5/13 @ 12:55 pm #

    For the record ginormous predates humongous by about 22 years.

    Oh, and Thor is an Obama girl.

  12. Comment by The Lost Dog on 5/13 @ 6:24 pm #

    Serious OT question.

    Is it my civil war erea computer, or does everybody get to enjoy the text wandering off to the left side of the screen when the comments go past 100?

    Really. I can’t read most of the comments when they pass 100 on a page. Most of the script is there, but sometimes the verbs (and to be honest, all the other words at the beginning of a line), are eaten by the left margin.

    Do I need more mushrooms, or just a new computer?

  13. Comment by maggie katzen on 5/13 @ 6:28 pm #

    Lost Dog, others have mentioned it. updating your browser (or using firefox) usually fixes it.

  14. Comment by McGehee on 5/13 @ 9:52 pm #

    Is it my civil war erea computer, or does everybody get to enjoy the text wandering off to the left side of the screen when the comments go past 100?

    I have never seen this problem in Firefox, or IE, or Opera. FWIW I have IE7 and Opera 9.27 in addition to the latest 2.0.0.x Firefox.

  15. Comment by The Lost Dog on 5/14 @ 2:17 am #

    Thanks. I’ll see if my electronic abacus can handle Firefox. I’ve heard many good things about it, but I am old enough to be paralyzed by anything I don’t understand.

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