Kantor was right: Hoosiers really are shitty worthless white niggers.
Except, obviously, for a lot of the ones from up near Gary.
Still a little rare? Let the fork-sticking begin!
Mostly unrelated: Various tests through which one can discover more about ever-fascinating oneself.
Also mostly unrelated, probably: Jeff Goldstein awoke one morning to discover he’d transformed into a blogger.

















Comment by happyfeet on 5/6 @ 8:10 pm #
Gary can light my ass.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 5/6 @ 8:48 pm #
i think i like the naked lunch better.
does anyone know where i could get jeffie one of those old timey typewriters that transforms into a giant beetle?
Comment by SarahW on 5/6 @ 9:43 pm #
Not from Bill Burkett, you can’t.
Comment by serr8d on 5/6 @ 9:45 pm #
Great link, Dan. Hillary, Metagrovelized.
Comment by SarahW on 5/6 @ 9:47 pm #
Blurgh. Now all I can think about is deedlybops popping out of suspicious costochondral protuberances.
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Comment by psycho... is a land of contrasts on 5/6 @ 10:36 pm #
Half-assed it through the shortest test:
LOL WUT
Comment by thor on 5/6 @ 11:09 pm #
Woot!
Comment by Daryl Herbert on 5/6 @ 11:19 pm #
Apparently, I’m an insecure iconoclastic jerk.
I didn’t need some fancy test to tell me that!
P.S.: There is no god! Assholes.
Comment by Cowboy TWN on 5/7 @ 8:01 am #
I, on the other hand, am introverted, artistic, and ruggedly handsome.
OK, I made up the ruggedly handsome part, but it’s as much as I can hope for.
It’ll all be in the manifesto I am preparing here in my off-the-grid cabin in northwestern Montana.
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