Fifty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama will spend at least a minute complaining to a throng of reporters about not being able to finish his waffle — in the process, wasting at least a minute he could have spent ignoring those same reporters and quietly finishing his fucking waffle.
The irony of which is, of course, racist. And — from Glenn Greenwalds'(‘s) perspective — likely homophobic, hypermasculist, and sinsterly corporatist, to boot.
I blame Bush.