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1. Comment by happyfeet on 4/21 @ 11:16 am #

   Yes.

2. Comment by Rob Crawford on 4/21 @ 11:18 am #

   Sure. Why not?

3. Comment by Education Guy on 4/21 @ 11:22 am #

   Well he’s the best non-theocon neocon at any rate.

4. Comment by Mikey NTH on 4/21 @ 11:22 am #

   Jeff who?
   Is he the mysterious patron who gave you guys this nifty blog?
   If so, then he’s a good guy.

   ;-P

5. Comment by Karl on 4/21 @ 11:23 am #

   Mikey beat me to it, though I was going with “Jeff blogs?”

6. Comment by Enoch_Root - TWP also on 4/21 @ 11:24 am #

   This place is great, except for teh Jeff Troll

7. Comment by Lesley on 4/21 @ 11:25 am #

   He’s certainly one of the most cerebral. Even his humor requires that one must think. His smack-downs are pitiless.

   Jeff is a category unto himself.

8. Comment by Ouroboros on 4/21 @ 11:28 am #

   So explain Infinite Jest to me…

   I’ve read the first 50 pages.. the next 50 pages.. and even several more 50 pages… So why hasn’t DFW succeeded in teaching me to read his peculiar text? I still cant make sense of it..

9. Comment by BJTexs TW/BP on 4/21 @ 11:36 am #

   Well … ever is a long, long time … but … OK!

10. Comment by Cowboy on 4/21 @ 11:47 am #

    Duh.

11. Comment by thor on 4/21 @ 12:11 pm #

    Does the BCS points ranking system really provide us the answer as to the ultimate best team in college football? Does the best fuck in the Gender Studies Department give the best head? Was Moe better than Curly?

    Questions broader than the available symbols used in natural language are all too Beckettian.

12. Comment by ccs on 4/21 @ 12:28 pm #

    I’m here for th ‘dillo, and the pie. Jeff’s pretty ok too.

13. Comment by Dana White on 4/21 @ 12:46 pm #

    Best Blogger Evah? Maybe..
    Best UFC MMA Cage Fighter? It remains to be seen..

    You ready to come bang with the Big Boys at the Hard Rock, Goldstein?
    I got a ticket open against Fedor on June 24th..
    since that crybaby Couture dropped out and Chuck’s tied up doing an American Express commercial with Shannon Elizabeth..
    You interested?

14. Comment by McGehee on 4/21 @ 1:15 pm #

    Jeff has mastered the “always leave them wanting more” part. Which is something I was never able to get the hang of.

    Is there a category for “always leave them wanting less”?

15. Comment by Squid on 4/21 @ 1:21 pm #

    This guy has given us lectures on intentionalism and the Martha Stewart Prison Diaries. And for dessert: red pills found under the sofa cushions!

16. Comment by Carin TWP/Bitter Hick who has read Marx on 4/21 @ 1:47 pm #

    Not to mention … BEST political convention coverage EVA. It was like I was THERE.

    Heck, it was almost like Jeff was there.

17. Comment by Carin TWP/Bitter Hick who has read Marx on 4/21 @ 1:49 pm #

    Although, I think my favorite post was an Ode to Eminem on his birthday. I’ve tried to find it, but have been unsuccessful. My google-foo is weak.

18. Comment by Carin TWPBH on 4/21 @ 1:52 pm #

    OOh, the force must be with me today, because I found it.

19. Comment by Salt Lick on 4/21 @ 2:31 pm #

    Goldstein is a failed academic — in the same way Wilt Chamberlain was a failed masturbator.

20. Comment by kelly on 4/21 @ 3:03 pm #

    If Goldstein is a “failed academic,” I’d love to know know what a “successful academic” is. Oh, wait a minute…Wilt…masturbating…uh…

21. Comment by Ouroboros on 4/21 @ 3:16 pm #

    If JG was a “successful academic” he’d have proven his Native American ancestry…grown a ponytail and be a full professor of some Ethic Studies field at UC Boulder by now…

    He should be proud to have failed at that…

22. Comment by psycho... on 4/21 @ 4:48 pm #

    No one’s the “best” without naked ladies. But everyone else is worse.

    And Ouroboros –

    It’s a very, very long string of worn-out MFA cliches assembled by a hapless dork who’s never actually lived a moment of his life. The end.

    The Tunnel by William Gass (which is great) and Letters by John Barth (which is incredibly annoying) really are the things IJ is really bad at pretending it is. Not that I’d recommend those to anybody but academic-literary dorks, but — stop giving Wallace money. He’s a fraud. And he smells funny.

23. Comment by Merovign on 4/21 @ 5:20 pm #

    I miss the extended semantic debates, I really do.

24. Comment by The Lost Dog on 4/21 @ 6:19 pm #

    Jeff used to be the best blogger, but for some reasion his posts only show up on my computer once in a blue moon.

    The Phantom’s blog, however, is still, by far, the best on the net.

    Without this blog I would probably have had to off myself a while ago. I am always amazed at the laughs this place blesses me with.

    Thanks for the asylum, Jeff – whether you post or not (I’d rather you did post more, though).

25. Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 4/21 @ 8:11 pm #

    Jeff’s the shizzle fo sho. He’s simply the best. I second Lost Dog’s comment on wishing he’d post more, but he’s a busy man. At least I assume he’s busy.

26. Comment by MC on 4/22 @ 2:30 pm #

    For the MAGNIFICENT BASTARDNESS. Of it all.

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