At The Examiner, Josh McIntire has a grotesquely hilarious post, entitled, “I Miss Ugly Mommy“.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, a plastic surgeon is releasing a book about how to tell your kids about mommy’s enhancements. Where, I ask, was this book when Chastity Bono was a little girl? I mean can’t you just see Cher reading this to her at bedtime?
What’s next – “New Daddy’s Money Is Better Than Old Daddy”?
Comment by apotheosis on 4/16 @ 7:46 pm #
“Jennifer Has Two Enhanced Daddies”
Comment by Pablo on 4/16 @ 7:47 pm #
“Why The Milk Tastes Funny”
Comment by Mr B on 4/16 @ 7:50 pm #
Gosh, that Doctor is so manly looking….
Comment by McGehee on 4/16 @ 8:21 pm #
“Chris, Pat and Terry: a Tale of Three Sexes”
Comment by apotheosis on 4/16 @ 8:26 pm #
One Boob
Two Boob
Flat Boob?
New Boob
Comment by Ardsgaine on 4/16 @ 9:26 pm #
Gosh, that Doctor is so manly looking….
Yeah, those aren’t real.
.
And neither is that.
Comment by thor on 4/16 @ 9:48 pm #
Kids these days wear out their tits so quick, what’s a busy Mom to do.
Comment by Frank G on 4/16 @ 10:00 pm #
New Daddy’s don’t spend the entire night!
Comment by Ardsgaine on 4/16 @ 10:07 pm #
We didn’t need a book to explain this.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 4/16 @ 11:04 pm #
Mama, mama, please no more jaguars
I don’t want to be a pop star
Mama, mama, please no more deckhands
I don’t wanna be a sailor man
Mama, mama, please no more facelifts
I just don’t know which one you is
Mama, mama, please no more husbands
I don’t know who my daddy is.